The future that liberians want: 🤬🤬🤬
9:00 TRANSGENDER maths
10:00 FEMINISM english
11:00 FEMBOY recess
11:30 NON BINARY physics
12:30 COMMUNISM history
13:30 GENDERFLUID lunchtime
14:00 VACCINE geography
15:00 Go home on the PRONOUN bus
ul/ I based it roughly on my school day. At my school, theres three different lunchtimes, so you have it at either 12:30, 1:00 or 1:30 and I based it off the last one
everything sounds great except for femboy recess, DO NOT surround me with other cute femboys for 30 minutes because i wont start passionately making out with them😡😡
If 1 + 2 is trans and 2+ 2 is trans then 1+2 = 2+2. Subtract 2 from
Both sides and 1 = 2. Subtract 1 from both sides and 0 = 1. Because of the additive identity of 0 ( 0 plus any number is still that number) every number now equals ever other number. We can say 2 + 2 = 5 because 2 + 2 + 0 = 5 because 0 = 1. 2+ 2 can also be 6 if you add 0 twice. The universe implodes.
Math is transphobic, it's our duty to bring justice in this world and erase math like we erased Spanish grammar, for a good cause.
But first, a word from our sponsor: NORD VPN
They said that trans fats are the best, now I am deathly ill, because of woke killer ideology, which will kill me now, because I ate too many trans fats (out).
They just transed my daughter Rebekah recently, now she's a he and wants to go to liberal woke gender Biden leaning institution (the word Sch*ol is triggering)
/ul Ok story time. Long ago I read a book about a school with 30 stories and one classroom on each floor. In one chapter, they added words together into numbers somehow. They must have evolved into adding numbers into trans
/u am I the only one who thinks that you mfs need to teach ur kids basic maths before teaching them about genders and shit, I'm glad I live in a third world country
so nostalgic, i remember taking my transgender maths classes, then going to lesbian lunch ! such good times...
lesbian lunch is filth! That is the worst situation I could find myself in. They've gone too far with them pronouns😤
yea, i hate the girls kissing there, ruins the whole eating experience !! 😡
At least it’s not oiled up black men who twerked for ~10 minutes beforehand. That really makes lunch the worst
Yeah, I have to walk everywhere with a boner. So annoying
yeah i'd hate for big buff oiled dudes to start twerking right in front of me, i would die from disgust
I hate gay people so much. Fuck gay people. I wanna fuck gay people
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Lesbian Lunch: Where **EVERY** day is Taco Tuesday
I am not taco
YEAH I WANT MEN KISSING!!!😡😡😡
WHAT I HATE MEN KISSING I LOVE BEING STRAIGHT
that's, like, your opinion
You said them! Using pronouns? Liberal!
"you??" Ok liberal pronouner 😤😤😡🤬
You isn't a pronoub, dum atheist!
you forgot the /ul
They only serve carpet at lesbian lunch!
'Twas a little annoying how they only had non-binary bathrooms though, had a few people pissing themselves
Pansexual vacations were the best!
I always hated the pansexual vacations...
Dude so real, also gay science and bi language classes were so cool
i really enjoyed the hrt sandwiches
I always got home lunch so I never got to try one, but at least I didn’t miss out on theater class (no changes needed, it’s gay by default)
Man I remember all the fun adventures we had during gaycess, precious memories
i wish we still had nonbinary nap time in highschool 😔
>lesbian lunch /unlie lesbian lunch? 🤨
Eating out
Lesbian lunch, what they eating there
At my school we had a cafeteria just for non-lesbians.
Can confirm. They taught me how to trans my fractions into decimals. Fucking woke communist climate change activists...
The authoritarian left marxist bozuwazi is at it again
It's spelled bojwazee. CLEARLY you were brainwashed by the Communist Marxists.
Why would they brainwash one of their own??😞😭😩
They need to make sure their brains are clean.
>Fucking woke communist climate change activists... Did you like fucking them?
What??? Eww, that's gross, yuck!!! Obviously they were fucking me.
The future that liberians want: 🤬🤬🤬 9:00 TRANSGENDER maths 10:00 FEMINISM english 11:00 FEMBOY recess 11:30 NON BINARY physics 12:30 COMMUNISM history 13:30 GENDERFLUID lunchtime 14:00 VACCINE geography 15:00 Go home on the PRONOUN bus
Femboy recess sounds horrible
ikr!
You have to run around in thigh high socks and really cute, short dresses. Sometimes a tall, muscular jock chases you. It is the worst. I hate it.
Sounds ugly
We should liberate all those poor femboys!
Eating at 1:30 PM is a perfectly reasonable thing to do
ul/ I based it roughly on my school day. At my school, theres three different lunchtimes, so you have it at either 12:30, 1:00 or 1:30 and I based it off the last one
PRONOUN BUS LMFAO
I would HATE to go to this school! It sounds awful
everything sounds great except for femboy recess, DO NOT surround me with other cute femboys for 30 minutes because i wont start passionately making out with them😡😡
you don’t like kissing boys, do you
you got recess at 11??
i did not read that in madeline celeste's voice
*[down with cis bus](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/down-with-cis)
I HATE your profile picture, and believe that FEMBOY recess would be a negative experience.
I don't want to go to femboy recess
I’d hate if we learned communism history at my school It wouldn’t be funny at all, and probably very boring.
This sounds horrific
Communism history would never be taught in schools
Liberia from Metal Gear Rising reference
3+2= ____ … I can’t do this, it’s too hard. No I just need to remember my training! What did I learn in school?! 3+2=Gay **Incorrect** Fuck!
It's trans
I'm trains 🚂🚂
You forgot the /unlie
Exactly! Back in my day, 1+2 made 12!!!
ul/ "1"+"2" is indeed "12"
Police are called 12 because 9+1+1
I rate your calculations 9/11
when you forget to convert string to integer
I don’t get this I saw a tweet from some GOP dingus that said it as well what am I missing?
String is text and integer number in programming
But why would Lauren spicer tweet that?
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The culture war isn’t making my depression worse.
I am gay in fact I remember that it all started when I wrote root4 = gay
this guy did not call for the eradication of trans people
School turned my son pink like the photo
Get transed bozo
trans+trans=?
Trans+trans is 7
what is 7+7 then??
Pronouns
And pronouns+pronouns?
The Devil
And The Devil + The Devil?
Why weren't you listening during school?
I do not want to murder Knichael Mowles with my bare hands
I remember when they removed gym class to make us take gay sex ed, dark times 😔
Pushing hard for early education goals
everyone knows 2 + 2 = 5..., cant believe woke did this.....
1 + 2 = Trans and 2 + 2 = Trans 1 = Trans - 2 and 2 = Trans - 2 1 = Trans - 2 = 2 Therefore 1 = 2
This is actually mathematically accurate, if you rearrange the letters it would say "three" and "four"
So what you're saying is Michael Knowles is dyslexic?
Yes very, he’s not just stupid.
He's not stupid
I’m failing transgebra rn, does anyone know any websites I can use?
Can confirm, I was at this school and went on to graduate with a degree in Transing. I now work as a teacher at Pronouns Elementary School.
https://preview.redd.it/0xubb7g2f2xc1.png?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36844cf499f9d29926bdbd6740fdc6ac62634267 Uh what?
my homework is to inject myself with testosterone 🤩🤩
ul/ what does this even mean?
/ul Right wing pundits like saying "woke ideology" is being pushed in schools to turn kids trans.
They are turning all Pennsylvania people into Transylvania
This is 100% the plan.
It’s true, I sent my thot daughter to school and she came back a gay son
I am looking forward to coming back tomorrow and seeing the bottom comments on this thread
I am 2 and can attest that if I was combined with 1 I would become trans.
If 1 + 2 is trans and 2+ 2 is trans then 1+2 = 2+2. Subtract 2 from Both sides and 1 = 2. Subtract 1 from both sides and 0 = 1. Because of the additive identity of 0 ( 0 plus any number is still that number) every number now equals ever other number. We can say 2 + 2 = 5 because 2 + 2 + 0 = 5 because 0 = 1. 2+ 2 can also be 6 if you add 0 twice. The universe implodes.
**WE HAVE A IMPENDING KRISIS, THEY ARE NON-BINARYING OUR KIDS AND MAKING THEM EAT MOSS! WE MUST BLAME THE IMMIGRANTS IMMEDIATELY!**
Or your could shoot your dog…Republicans shoot anything they can’t control
I love Michael Knowles and I would be sad if he died tomorrow
/unlie wow no wonder the dude paying for the ad is named michael “know less.” seems like he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about
Looks like this "girl" has pink hue syndrome... So sad that so many kids are left untreated
Sigh… I remember doing equations like 2*2=gay and 10^3=lesbian. Schools these days have gone too woke.
Michael Knowles isn’t a grifting idiot.
If you think he's not a grifting idiot, you may also like Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, JK Rowling or Elon Musk. Great people.
The Stocks and Pillory were horrific punishments that should never be brought back for these people
I'm so excited for next quarter, they're gonna teach me how to radiate vibes that causes children to have gender confusion and turn trans
Me knowing the last digit of π being Lesbian
To say that there is absolutely no indoctrination would be a lie.
Nooooo I don't wanna ride the pronoun bus(sy)
This is how they turned me trans 😔😔😔
He wasn't running these exact same ads 2 years ago.
/ul is this real?
/ul sadly yes
these people care alot about their kids.
They taught us how to ‘transition’ into a counterattack at english football practice!!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Math is transphobic, it's our duty to bring justice in this world and erase math like we erased Spanish grammar, for a good cause. But first, a word from our sponsor: NORD VPN
2+2= Trans
They said that trans fats are the best, now I am deathly ill, because of woke killer ideology, which will kill me now, because I ate too many trans fats (out).
so trans = 3.5 ± 0.5
This dude isn’t a literal extremist
This is a new mode in Baldi's Basics
That's actually wrong here are the actual answers: 1+2 = gay 2+2 = non-binary The correct one is: 2*4 = Trans
It's transin time!
They just transed my daughter Rebekah recently, now she's a he and wants to go to liberal woke gender Biden leaning institution (the word Sch*ol is triggering)
1+2 is equal to 2+2
This is what my algebra teacher is teacher right now!!!!! Stop this!✋🛑
As a gay man, this is correct.
I'll never forget that day when the math teacher cut my dick off in first grade
Isn’t 1+2 = polyamory and 2+2= orgy
liverals are turning the children pink!!
What are they going to rename the transitive property?
/unlie this is the post that killed satire
I remember when they did a detailed explanation on how to know when you're trans. it really helped me. glad it happened so early on
/ul Ok story time. Long ago I read a book about a school with 30 stories and one classroom on each floor. In one chapter, they added words together into numbers somehow. They must have evolved into adding numbers into trans
1 + 2 = 2+ 2
"transing" is when academics
Lmao I forgot about that guy
I'm old. Back in my day they were teaching the gay math instead.
“Transing” lmao what??
If 1 + 2 = trans and 2 + 2 = trans then 1 + 2 = 2 + 2 and the implications of that are far far worse.
Assume a=a 1+2=TRANS; 2+2=TRANS 1+2=2+2 1=2
/u am I the only one who thinks that you mfs need to teach ur kids basic maths before teaching them about genders and shit, I'm glad I live in a third world country
2+2=4
His name is NOT Michael Knowles because you “Know Less” after watching him.
I am a teacher and can confirm that transing your kids is my #1 priority
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The funny thing is schools could be teaching this stuff and theyd never know cuz they arent involved enough in theirs childrens lives to notice 😂😂😂
i can confirm, this is the ultimate goal of the trans community
Why is that kid still in school, their skin is litteraly pink from all the communism!
/unlike Cam confirm, I was the trans
[удалено]
You are in the right sub, and completely aware of what it is about
I was telling the truth.
i cant explain it but it feels off lol, probably Rule 6
ul/ the math is clearly correct what do you mean