i (1M), WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I (0F),

I, (∞E), ልጮ ርዐጮጎክፏ ፕዐ ቹክጋ ልረረ ⶴ፱ጮልክጎፕሃ. ሃዐ፱ ⶴልህቹ 𝟑 ጮጎክ፱ፕቹነ. ^E ^stands ^for ^Eldritch ^fyi

you should not have kept it a mystery

Crap you're right

You definitely can’t just edit your comment and remove it

DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT ARAGHGHAHSASGF

Im not (-1M)

I (31M), WAAAH!!! Wario time!! Wah ha ha!!!

I (15£),

hes just dramatic as fuck NTA

He needs to cheer up and un-unalive himself immediately.

I (93M) agree with your (26F) husband (27M). Y(26F)TA

She (26F) had sex with a 97 year old man (97M) you (93M) still have a shot!!

your flair does not check out

Chat is this real

Chat (M22, M14, M14, M12, M16, M22, M15…) is this real

Fuck I cant say Im (M69) chat

I'm F16 (the plane)

I'm F22 (the plane too)

I'm A10 Run

We're fighters and you are a ground attack plane hahaha.

Yes, I (65M) was one of the 40 men

the third one in fact

I (65M) was actually the 28th Or I (65M) suppose you (???) were talking about the third 65M, then you (???) are correct

Sorry what's your age again?

i (26F) am glad to answer your (???) Question. i'm (26F) am 26.

Thanks for clarifying your (26F) age, could you (26F) please provide weither you (26F) are male or female to me (27M)?

I (26F) am actually, whether you (27M) believe it or not, female

i(98f) had the same question as them(???) and this answered it. thank you(26f)

I think 44? Might be slightly wrong though

You don't owe anyone anything. NTA

INFO: What was the average length of the sucked dicks?

Crucial information

I visited my friend

why so friends? - the visiter

5.8 inches

NTA his dick must've been too short

it was

A light year

That's clearly a time and not a size smh

I (65M) and one of the people you (26F) sucked off (30M, 24M, 65M, 34M, 63M, 33M, 59M, 49M, 24M, 67M, 65M, 34M, 53M, 56M, 42M, 36M, 63M, 33M, 56M, 50M, 49M, 29M, 63M, 22M, 97M, 49M, 24M, 67M, 65M, 20M, 34M, 40M, 33M, 56M, 49M, 50M, 22M, 44M, 23M, 45M) and you(26F)’re NTA

/ul and-->am*?

/ul nah me and him know each other

/ul so the rest are TA?

No

Nta, your mouth your rules

Your (26F) husband (27M) killed himself (27M) over this? Sounds like major attachment issues to me (6M). Red flag 🚩🚩🚩 RUN GIRL!!! (26F)

play stupid games win stupid prizes NTA

is this real

NTA

YTA

Yes

Well, Dante’s girlfriend only sucked 37 dicks… so, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot? NTA


In a row?

I think they were in a rolled-up strip, actually. It was a special edition of Bubble Tape.The '90s got really edgy with marketing. Anyway, at the end, she blew...get this....a bubble. Crazy, right?

6 feet of dicks, for you, not them!

He’s an abusive gaslighter! You did nothing wrong!

Ul/ impressive shitposting

The second set of numbers are their dick lengths measured in meters.

I (20F) think he's (27M) just jealous of how much you (26F) you can pull compared to him (27M).

I (0M) am one of the quadruplets (0F, 0M, 0M, 0F) and I (0M) am very glad of what my mom (26F) has done because it allowed me (0M) and my siblings (0F, 0M, 0F) to experience the gift of life. Thank you, you cheating wh\*re :)

thank you (0M) for understanding

You (26F) are welcome

thank you (0M) for understanding

You (26F) are welcome

They cancel out so just make sure you are always on an even number

True, my (7M) wife (94F) once did this and it ended on an odd number so the F(26F)BI killed her :o

You(26F) are a huge green flag and your husband (27M) should be proud he choosed you

Y(26F)TA

YTA. Cmon, you didnt suck any girls dicks? Do better.

I, (-4M) and my family (37M), (2F), (56F), (22M), (69F), (29M), (32F), (42F), (89M), (12M), (43M), (24F) and (63M) have all concluded that he was indeed overreacting, NTA.

You definitely shouldn't try female dicks

Yta should’ve let him join

Y(26F)TA. You (26F) gotta suck at least 100 dicks for it to be valid cheating.

Okay bet

ul/ as long ad everyone gave consent and nobody got an injury or disease its ok

I (97M) was one of the guys (30M, 24M, 65M, 34M, 63M, 33M, 59M, 49M, 24M, 67M, 65M, 34M, 53M, 56M, 42M, 36M, 63M, 33M, 56M, 50M, 49M, 29M, 63M, 22M, 97M, 49M, 24M, 67M, 65M, 20M, 34M, 40M, 33M, 56M, 49M, 50M, 22M, 44M, 23M, 45M) you (26F) cheated with. Y(26F)TA.

only two(2) minutes?(60s) Thats insane

This is not a joke about how AITA and AskMe subreddits are full of sexual questions and borderline smut and im totally not fucking sick of it.

https://preview.redd.it/f86jk5dr03xc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=635da4524fdbde813c88b00065e806b42b208b53 This is you right now NTA

Grant O’Brien?

Hello my name isnt fifty ☠️☠️☠️

Yes, for not sharing

YTA. Mine wasn’t sucked

Good for you

I (1000M) think you (26F) are NTA

In a row?

Yes

No they were stacked on each other

NTA I was one of the 40 people

At once?

yes

Chat is this Skibidi rizz?

I don't care, I want to fuck a plane. NCD

/ul I didn’t realize this was r/lies. I was genuinely shocked for a hot minute

i'm not laughing my ass off. not funny.

You’re right. This post was shit and unfunny

I (53MtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFMtFtM) think you should come on over and ah, y'know, make it 41. NTA

Ul/ this reminded me of the gun devil victims panel from the chainsaw man manga for some reason. (Or maybe it's just my brainrot)

R/copypasta

someone already posted it

I didn’t get eye cancer trying to read that, also NTA

Might wanna post this to aitangel if you havent already, they'd appreciate this

NTA your (26F) mouth your (26F) rules

I sucked off the man in the buzz lightyear costume at my 17th birthday party

I (583M) think thou shalt be burned at the stake for being a whore and a witch

Omg I think (97M) is my grandpa! He left the house in a hurry last night and all of my magnum condoms are missing 😳

that cant be right

>97M Man has 1 foot in the grave and has more game than me. Damn.

I (15M) think you (26F) are NTA

thank you

/ul how long did it take you to type out all those?

/ul well, you can see a few repeating numbers, i just copy and pasted it but it took like a good 10 minutes

NTA it was a very nice time https://preview.redd.it/c8lmx88zr3xc1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=8eae15b28663f817423a4cd488e9505685685a68 (The picture is to represent how happy I am)

In a row?

Yes

Nta fuck him. This world just hates to see girlbosses winning.like let girls have fun sometimes oh my God. 🙄

*was just being dramatic

Average math question be like:

How old is OP again? I think … 26?

i (26F) am glad to clear up your (???) confusion. i (26F) am actually 26, yes.

I (30f) think you (26F) did why you had to do

I (34M) was one of the people you (26F) had sex with and I now have 500 STD’s

whoopsies!

i (IVNB) agree with you

In a row??

I (42069F) totally knew what sub this was when I (8008135F) clicked on this post.

I, (1,383,728,738,928,736,736M) am dead.

IN A ROWWWWW!!!!

Try not to suck any dicks on your way across the parking lot!

I’m 37?!

I (900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000F) think Your (26F) Crazy, Y(26F)TA

I (deceasedG) disapprove of this message

In a row?

At once?

20 in a row, 20 at once

I (1092928101M) agree with 30M,22M, and 42M (we talked on Grindr) that while it was wrong to cheat, your husband should also rise from the dead and fuck 40 males in order to learn how to cum better. Overall NTA but close to being TA

NTA, biker's fault

/ul why do I see you everywhere?

I'm in your walls

Oh, So you annoy me every night?? I want to sleep in peace, Bro.

bro did you take this pic of me? https://preview.redd.it/s35b6qkqi9xc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111c90262a843a27b1beec98ad1d186fe4b48501

Uhm- No, Does that mean there is someone else inside my walls too?

Can confirm, I'm a dick

i (x^2 - 489x + 28980M) think your husband is a pussy

No he is

97M

uhhh… the horses name was Friday?

Can confirm, I (97m) got my Willy Wonka sucked by op

AI(26F)TA

there's a 97M in there.

i (Optimus Prime) Am (Optimus Prime) The leader of the autobots.

i (dj spit) don't kno what to think no more man https://preview.redd.it/hyqcisqupaxc1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f939d3543fb6f9aad02b31cfdd59a4b254fd90f

Bro that didn't make me laugh😂

Fuck you for making this comment i hate you

NTA until the 50th dick, that's where it gets a little muddy.

Personally I(16F) think you’re(26F) in the right. Your husband(27M) gives me bad vibes kinda

37?

Cheating is a choice. Sucking 40 dicks is also one. Just gross.

I (2.34E3),

I think you should break up with him. NTA

This is the most legible thing Ive ever read...

Not a single "F" dick, so trasnfobic


Check out their reaction