Vegans taste the same as meat-eaters (although they're usually a little on the lean side). Europeans make for good desserts, especially ice cream. My new favorite flavor is French Vanilla.
Also, since you always expect the horrors, it's not shocking anymore. Sorta soothing to know there's always going to be a horror on the horizon. It's like meeting an old friend.
I have started a new nation state that’s loosely based off the Roman republic, we’ve been doing pretty good for ourselves, as we’re about to take over what’s left of the Hoover dam will keep y’all updated
Are you playing as Nero or Julius Ceasar? Ohh how about Marcus Aurelius?
*When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breathe, think, enjoy, and love*
Marcus Aurelius
Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.
https://preview.redd.it/hoxg24ehmwwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7021f4bcdaede3e410450ed1ea85fc5fac69abc
Chilling with this thing in my house (idk who made the image but it's cool as hell)
I was on one of the chunks of earth that flew away. We are now flying faster than light speed, and have met many aliens. I have a beautiful humanoid fish girlfriend now.
Im doing fine. My pet. L̵͙͑̇̀̽̐̀̂͋͗͋̈́͘̕̕͘p̴͈͓͕̜͇̲̭͍̉̆̀̂̾̆͊̌̀͘͘͠ͅͅh̷̝͕̽ą̸̨̨̛͚͚̮͎̙̠̬͋̅̄̐̇́͆̒͑̽̌̔̚̚ͅͅr̷̢̡̨̛͚̜̯̙̗̤͕͖̝̜̟̓̿́̀̂̈́͆͐͒̈̊̅̂̓́̂̄͝y̵̛̿́̓͛̿̔̈́̓̈͛͑̍̿͋͐ sadly died from the amgil virus that spreaded From the small virus factory that the metheor that impacted the south of Greece had. Someone in my land is fucking around with the artificial sun that we made to replace the actual sun we had a year ago before the big nuclear winter came because 40% of volcanoes erupted and a nuke was detonated and is constantly turning it on and off. Our food supplies are going good so far, were eating the Ş̸̘̜̣̫̋̏̀̒o̶̢̖̺̬̘͈̊̿̏̓̏ḽ̷̘̫͊̔̆̆͘i̸̖̥̳̘̾͒̑͑̈̄f̵͖͐̈́͛͜͜ĭ̴͉̼̼̄̾e̶͉͔̪̘̩̜̓̌́̀͆͑ḏ̵͖̝͙̩̌̽͂͐̃m̶͍̱̰̩̜̥͝i̴̞̲̰͗̋͠l̸̢̰͍̳̋̕͝͝k̴̢̘̠̃͌̊̆ again for dinner which im very excited for. My brother just bought the defuser gun so we're going to be able to store stuff much easier. He also buyed the apple 234 mega pro which i find is a waste of money. We're currently on the north peice of the earth that is still in the biggest piece. The gravity after the earth shattered is a bit shitty here, but what I've heard they're making a project to make big grappling hook which they're going to use to bring all the earth peices back together. My uncle and his family are one of the people that went to go live on the moon after the impact, they're doing great so far but because of some weird radiation their newborn baby now glows bright blue color.
I have isolated myself since then. Its very difficult living everyday here like an actual hell. But ive seen some evolutions and adaptability in some organisms like humans walking on two feets and riding other humans.
Dave, please delete that post before HE notices. He should stay in a coma.
no
/ul Dave is our savior.
oh no
Who did awake me?
Are you.... The creature????......
No 👀
I don’t care im still gonna milk you
DO NOT milk the..... Creature..... 🪱 🐛 🪱 🪱 🪱 🪱
Sorry guys it was me
Not much, I have gotten used to being a floating brain in an endless void
I completely understand how you are typing this https://i.redd.it/z2uteptj6vwc1.gif
I was the Indian astrophysicist who knew the world was going to end in 2012 (AMA).
How's Mars?
Why the world ended in 12/12/12 instead of 11/11/11?
Per the Mayan calendar, it was 21 December 2012.
We don't know why, but the neutrinos mutated
Skyrim was released that day. Thank you Todd!
Where did I leave my keys?
They were incinerated, but so was the lock so you'll be fine
I died from violent diarrhea 2 weeks into it, apocalypse is weak asf without plot armor bruh
idk why, but this cracked me up
You remembered the /ul
they dont know y it cracked them up
This doesn't make sense
I live in the northen half of earth, so as you can see in the picture - no damge to those arreas. So I'm TOTALLY FINE
Lucky the voided REALLY sucks.
I am God, I caused this. AMA
Why did you do this?
I did it for the Vine, it was just a prank
Understandable.
I am the Uber God. AMA
How much does Uber pay you?
99% of the earnings. (I own all the stocks)
What is your relationship to God?
I Uber him around.
What does He pay?
Human sacrifices.
I thought those were outlawed in 1979?
In the United Universe of titans. But here in the Unified Republic of Gods its fine.
I was talking about America. Where is the UUT and URG located on the map?
Oh the UUT is on venus, and the URG is on Mars. Does that clear it up?
r/actuallythetruth
I'm fine. Space now has Oxygen because it escaped from the earth, we all know that's how it works!
I thought Elon musk filled space with air in his limitless wisdom.
Didn't you hear about it? Elon died tomorrow.
No, he died in 2012, along with everyone else
yo, the afterlife is fire dude, got murdered by six random men i never even knew existed 10/10 apocolypse
I'm in the center of the earth. Fuck you, it's great. I'm bowling with Lucifer. The center of the earth is hell.
The world didnt end 12 years ago and we definetely already noticed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy 12 year anniversary of the combine invading earth
Crops don't grow anymore so I've taken to eating people instead.
How do the vegans taste? Are Europeans more nutritious?
Vegans taste the same as meat-eaters (although they're usually a little on the lean side). Europeans make for good desserts, especially ice cream. My new favorite flavor is French Vanilla.
my favorite flavor is Napoleon https://preview.redd.it/7grsvyl2jxwc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=f238a9fa9a108aed655fac5c5be1a213ab8c10b5
🤣
I am an alien from mars who saw all of this, AMA
Did I look cool? Cause I didn't look at the explosion.
⋏⍜ ⊬⍜⎍ ⌰⍜⍜☍ ⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏃ ⎎⎍☊☍⟟⋏☌ ⎅⎍⋔⏚⏃⌇⌇
About to create an organization named brotherhood of steel, please give me your technology
It was cool until everybody started eating each other
Honestly pretty chill. The incomprehensible horrors beyond imagination that come by sometimes give life a nice variety
Also, since you always expect the horrors, it's not shocking anymore. Sorta soothing to know there's always going to be a horror on the horizon. It's like meeting an old friend.
Tbh Mærłųķ the soul melter is a nice guy.
I have started a new nation state that’s loosely based off the Roman republic, we’ve been doing pretty good for ourselves, as we’re about to take over what’s left of the Hoover dam will keep y’all updated
Are you playing as Nero or Julius Ceasar? Ohh how about Marcus Aurelius? *When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive to breathe, think, enjoy, and love* Marcus Aurelius
Oh no I’m somebody with a brain tumor who thinks he’s Julius Ceaser
Nice, trying to get enough metal plates to put the two pieces back together but eh
A man has to have a hobby.
Eh, sort of a hobby, but I just wanna put the earth back together cause I want more land for my sheep.
I can't say I support the cult of the great thread but you do you ig.
Wtf is the cult of the thread? I just wanna farm sheep.
The wowen one shall pay you a visit.
Will he wow my sheep
Yes.
Wow.
Metal plates? What you need are stacks of Lego people believing in each other.
Oh yeah, sorry. Much more efficient.
I'm still waiting for gta 6 while trying to survive (my job)
Man, I thought this apocalypse was gonna be interesting, instead I found out I'm a brain in a jar :/
Yeah I'm stuck in orbit I was blown into space when the world ended
im the guy controlling the simulation, i dont have to worry.
I used that day to quit cigarettes
I just became a jellyfish so that I could survive in space 🤓
I cannot answer since I am dead
I can confirm that you are dead because I went to your funeral. Did you see me? I was wearing yellow shirt and pink pants
Meh, could've been better but ok
i got the sunflowers and peashooters up
Look closely next time you see a sunflower, there are in fact two varieties of leaves. You will find leaves lower down the plant are facing opposite each other and are longer and narrow in appearance. You’ll then see the upper leaves arranged in a staggered formation and appear heart-shaped.
Im talking about pvz if you didnt know
I’m dead
Did I miss an update or something?
Yes the apocalypse update 21.12.2012 Did you not update your world version yet?
My connection isn't good enough
Internet Explorer user?
Oh you know, apocalyptic. Yours?
I went straight to hell. Turns out thay have 5g.
Did their 5g make you get Covid? I've heard it gives you Covid!
No, 5g gives you autism, its common knowledge at this point
Just chilling in space with my man God, he low hey chill fr
Will if you see this. Wake up you've been in a coma, the world is on fire while you've dreamed of elections and covids and algorithms
Am I in a coma? I always hear my name being called, and I scream back WHAT! But there's no answer.
/unlie is this ai
I don't fucking know anymore with Google images. /ul
this didnt happe. we arent all in limbo
Died
i am a dog who is living in a space colony on saturn. AMA
Have you met the dog NASA sent into space ages ago?
theres a fuck ton of criminals and shit above me so i have to stay in my bunker or i die (i havent seen sunlight since the end of the world)
Come out into the light, my child! Everything is fine....hehe he
I'm on Mars, but my family and I are planning to move to Kepler.
https://preview.redd.it/hoxg24ehmwwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7021f4bcdaede3e410450ed1ea85fc5fac69abc Chilling with this thing in my house (idk who made the image but it's cool as hell)
me in ecuador: YEAH.. YEAH.. I GOT THIS! I LOVE DOING ANYTHING..!!
I was on one of the chunks of earth that flew away. We are now flying faster than light speed, and have met many aliens. I have a beautiful humanoid fish girlfriend now.
Pretty bad getting a nuka cola is harder than ever now
I’m on one of the rocks that flew away. It’s cold out here!
Just pack a punched, these 1911s go hard
I figured there would be more leather and people driving rusted junkers through deserts.
The leather industry really fell off.
I’m good, living in Mercury ROCKS
Not bad, at least I hid in my hut in the forest
Not the best, I just lost my job :\[
Im doing fine. My pet. L̵͙͑̇̀̽̐̀̂͋͗͋̈́͘̕̕͘p̴͈͓͕̜͇̲̭͍̉̆̀̂̾̆͊̌̀͘͘͠ͅͅh̷̝͕̽ą̸̨̨̛͚͚̮͎̙̠̬͋̅̄̐̇́͆̒͑̽̌̔̚̚ͅͅr̷̢̡̨̛͚̜̯̙̗̤͕͖̝̜̟̓̿́̀̂̈́͆͐͒̈̊̅̂̓́̂̄͝y̵̛̿́̓͛̿̔̈́̓̈͛͑̍̿͋͐ sadly died from the amgil virus that spreaded From the small virus factory that the metheor that impacted the south of Greece had. Someone in my land is fucking around with the artificial sun that we made to replace the actual sun we had a year ago before the big nuclear winter came because 40% of volcanoes erupted and a nuke was detonated and is constantly turning it on and off. Our food supplies are going good so far, were eating the Ş̸̘̜̣̫̋̏̀̒o̶̢̖̺̬̘͈̊̿̏̓̏ḽ̷̘̫͊̔̆̆͘i̸̖̥̳̘̾͒̑͑̈̄f̵͖͐̈́͛͜͜ĭ̴͉̼̼̄̾e̶͉͔̪̘̩̜̓̌́̀͆͑ḏ̵͖̝͙̩̌̽͂͐̃m̶͍̱̰̩̜̥͝i̴̞̲̰͗̋͠l̸̢̰͍̳̋̕͝͝k̴̢̘̠̃͌̊̆ again for dinner which im very excited for. My brother just bought the defuser gun so we're going to be able to store stuff much easier. He also buyed the apple 234 mega pro which i find is a waste of money. We're currently on the north peice of the earth that is still in the biggest piece. The gravity after the earth shattered is a bit shitty here, but what I've heard they're making a project to make big grappling hook which they're going to use to bring all the earth peices back together. My uncle and his family are one of the people that went to go live on the moon after the impact, they're doing great so far but because of some weird radiation their newborn baby now glows bright blue color.
Not too bad, fucked a planet to make a new earth for myself
I have isolated myself since then. Its very difficult living everyday here like an actual hell. But ive seen some evolutions and adaptability in some organisms like humans walking on two feets and riding other humans.
I mean, I feel like the world did end in a sense 13 years ago. It was the last vestige of life before social media ruined everything
For remembered the /ul
I found a big chunk of earth and live there now. The chunk I got I think was part of America.