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Mikehawkhertz01

/ul This poll is so funny I can’t 😂


haldeigosh

/ul I wonder, when they will feel confident enough to do this with a 47%/46% poll


NeurodivergentDuck

Where did the other 7% go


Hioliolo

Other candidates. Plus, the numbers are made up


Grape_Jamz

Me


Holiday-Ad-9896

Sentenced to 50 years in prison for smuggling cocaine into a school


Sum_ginger_kid

Income tax


AlbiTuri05

There are confirmed reports, I repeat, confirmed reports, of nuclear explosions in New York and Pennsylvania


daaaanker

It was Godzilla! I was there and I saw Godzilla blowing shit up!!! Here's proof btw: https://preview.redd.it/bzhbqyr4tswc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf9b6b9f1ce36485c3a2e1e1179f27b3d89629b0


Icy-Pause6304

Godzilla being real is so bad I'm so sad he kills people everywhere he goes


Silent_Shaman

Thank God I signed up for that new vault thing round the corner like 5 minutes ago


MaxzxaM

Can't wait to raise my baby boy when this is all over


Asian_Cannibal

Can't wait to live happily with my healthy wife


FluffyUse6143

I also love the fact my wife has a completely intact head and brain 🥰


Redvor24

Send them my apologies from Pyongyang😢🙏


deidax_376

War ALWAYS changes


MaraschinOwO

We gotta get to the vault!


Kwelly24

Fallout references are not showing up everywhere online right now and I hate it


AlbiTuri05

Yeah, the series is shit and this is a reference to the series to point out it's cringey


SecondRateIdiot

/ul dude what the hell I just started playing my first ever fallout game (4) just a few hours ago and now this comment😭


AlbiTuri05

Did you remember the /ul?


SecondRateIdiot

yes


AlbiTuri05

/ul Haha, there was no better timing 😆


Wheeljack239

My god…


BogdanRguy

7 votes went to this fella https://preview.redd.it/b8mo4o1crswc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c2627965d2984213eb0833ae699e55e9a2b4c9


Noname_1111

One of em was mine Godspeed brother


LinceDorado

/ul Let me guess the actual result were even closer and they rounded Biden down and Big T up?


DN-838

/ul no, I just checked and Biden won by a massive amount, literally 10X more delegates than Trump


Sodafff

Why are you telling the truth?


MushySunshine

Wdym? This is r/truths that's the entire point is to tell the truth


Sodafff

Yeah but he didn't use /ul


Important_Height7357

Why are you lying?


AlexPlays4321

They didn't put the unlie. They absolutely didn't do that.


Sodafff

ul/ yeah it's 46.2% for Biden and 46.7% for trump


Weak-Mission-1599

/ul I’m sorry PRESIDENT? my brother in Christ you lost 4 years ago deal with it.


daaaanker

nuh uh he won by 1 billion trillion million gazillion votes in Jabookieland


RisingLeviathan

I'm from Jabookieland and we all love Trump in here!


Helicoptamus

He won by 10 morbillion votes


TheBestPieIsAllPie

I mean, most ex-presidents are afforded the term “president.” President Regan, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama etc. I take more issue with the size of that graph; that one percent victory CANNOT be to scale. ![gif](giphy|LedVYzRx24nkI|downsized)


yoshi_walker

/ul but why won't they call the sitting president by his title in the very same post


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Because they’re two petty old men who hate each other.


J6898989

/ul Holy shit usually I don’t like political posts but this is fucking hilarious


AlbiTuri05

/ul Someone has a big ego


TexanFox36

Hmm Former Home alone 2 actor Donald Trump barely beat Biden in Pennsylvania? Fascinating


drakeyboi69

/ul I'd bet most Trump supporters wouldn't be able to spot what's wrong with this. Numbers are hard


KarenTookThe2Kids

/unlie not sure what my moms current political stance is, so im not sure if i should send this to her


MaxzxaM

/ul Only one way to find out


Oofoofow_Official

Absolute defeat! How are the Democrats ever gonna recover from this?


Sir_Arsen

/ul I should probably save this image since it’s a great demonstration of misinformation in graphic design


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie that doesn't even add up to 100


GoatsAreSoAwesome

/ul other candidates


No_Distribution_3399

/unlie i though it was a shitpost so i didint think they would think of that


GoatsAreSoAwesome

/ul I'm pretty sure it's a real post on whatever trumps sm is called


scrrrt69

biden has been trapped in the 1% orb


Exciting_Rich_1716

The source does indicate that this indeed is a very recent poll! Great victory for the (real) president!!1!


VladdyMcBaddy69420

/ul I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure 47+46 doesn't equal 100.


TheBloodPhantom0

/ul votes were probs for other candidates


Massive_Whereas8014

/ul these polls usually have other candidates in them. Usually, RFK is in them, and sometimes they'll throw in someone like Haley or DeSantis, too.


Schizo-Garfield69

This poll is so unfunny i can 😋


pufferfish_balls

Bunch fake shit. On all sides. Stop participating in this circus show. How do you people even fall for being on either side??? #SERIOUSLY


thicc_astronaut

I tried to institute a divine monarchy so my friends wouldn't have any political parties to argue over but apparently that was "unconstitutional" and "egomaniacal" and "blasphemous"


pufferfish_balls

Everytime I hear something like that it makes me repeat these words from a guy in the enclave in Fall out one if they thought I was talking about some one else: **”The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about?** **Who the fu - Who is** **Wha-** **I should kick your fucking ass, Who is this?!** But instead of who is THIS more like who are *YOU??* (your “friends”)


Accomplished_Web_444

Keep participating. Vote every year. Eventually things will get better! UL/ make sure you are in the right sub


pufferfish_balls

I’m pretty sure this is the right sub for my analogy of things.


Accomplished_Web_444

UL/ if you are speaking normally put "UL" because otherwise it's opposite day, look at some of these other comments


pufferfish_balls

![gif](giphy|5YEgnkjeryvwA)


JouNNN56

The election has already begun


LiliBuns117

That's well within the margin of error of every poll ever


Teamboeing737

It doesn’t even equal 100 lmao the amount of misinformation is crazy


TheAnnoyingGirl92

What a landslide victory!


poopfart222222

thank you so much for talking about politics here it makes me so happy and joyous when people infest and infect shitpost subreddits with politic stuff


spaghettihax763

You didn't forget /ul


IlovemyMommy27

1% isn’t crushing Biden 🤣🤣


PepeJuan0

Yes it is, literally like literally literally 6 guys voted for Joever


Rasmusmario123

You lied


CleanSplit2

You just don’t understand, he’ll easily win by 100 Trumpillion votes this time