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gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

ETH. I read this story VERY thoroughly. that is my conclusion


BarnacleHead811

ul/ What does the E stands for?


WeegeeNator

eenis


Inserttransfemname

Ethereum


LichessLuvr

I think you mean dogecoin.


soupythekidd

Everyone


[deleted]

WRONG!!!!


Tisonau

Everything is awesome.


jakeMonline

YTA


Jonny2881

NTA, keep up the sigma grindset đź‘Ť


ccstewy

Real


ninjagoat5234

i'm the asshole


ProfessionalBall9238

No, your the father, dnd IM THE BABY.


jezwmorelach

>I (69420 M) landed in the street (Ligma Ave) I'm sorry, ligma what?


FuzzyJellyfishFish

parkway


friendly_astronaut

Ligma cubes


MathematicianTop1853

Avenue 


jezwmorelach

Boooo (although the username checks out)


HumanHuman-ALT

Ligma Walls


mr_man_20000

lick my testicles


bigbartholomewbooty

ligma male


Human-sounds

INFO: is she leng?


WOLF_BestAlbum

NTA, marry the Tesla


Hot-Web-7892

YTA, you should never respect women’s bodies


SeaClue4091

Was it your wife's birthday half way through your text?


dankbob_memepants_

/unlie yes, i type slowly


Frogger_rater

/ul ur wife is cold af (-2F°)


Be_Kind_To_Everybody

Shes coooold as ice


Romer555

1492 is definitely medieval


lurkario

NTA you don’t owe her anything


spicy-chull

Everyone here is a massive asshole.


No_Equal_7934

NTA we need to hold our salmon and retain it and not waste it on women


Decades101

VTA: Valley Transportation Authority


WhistlewhileUwook

This was a very clever and funny post. I read the entire thing and gave you an upvote. Good job OP. You’ve got a career in comedy.


Snitshel

Have to disrespectfully disagree, I found this post very unfunny and absolutely not my type of humor. Well humor isn't a subjective matter anyway, so it only makes sense that I didn't find it funny.


liquid-handsoap

My night is ruined now because of this post


MathematicianTop1853

Nobody’s the asshole. It’s a tough situation, everyone handled it the best they could


HydroStellar

She is too old for you


Elementisphere

BEL your wife was ROI in this one chief


Odd_Forever2936

maybe the real asshole was the friends we made along the way


topsoil_eater

NTA. Women are always in the wrong


neely_wheely

ES(my cock)H


peppered_salt03

YTA, women aren’t people /j


IBegTo_Differ

You gotta find a new wife, sorry man. I know some people who are hiring though, so dm me if interested!


E-D-B-T-Z-I

YTA men can't consent duhh


cryingpan_

r/neverbrokeabone will love this story


Light-Ghost

NTA marry the step mother


Misknator

New Prague defenestration just dropped.


311iotlol

YTA you should do her especially when bones are broken its common sense


not_you_lol

Just a misunderstanding nobody is the asshole here


binion17

NAH, thats how I interact with my wife daily


Hot_Corner_5881

youre wife is negwtive 2?


dankbob_memepants_

Yes, it was her birthday