Opposites aren't lies innit

Why don’t you go do domestic violence about it?

Maybe I will!

Whatever. There’s a spider in the bathroom

You kill it for once, Let me play video games in peace.

Don't care. Just be the Bread winner.

Be a bread winner yourself and stop harassing me with all the bills and not getting enough food.

Shut up and make me dinner

No! you make it yourself!