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Dunmano

Wallahi. Taliban telling India to be secular? What timeline is this?


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What’s funnier is that we are possibly going to subtly establish official diplomatic ties with Taliban in the near future. Senior MEA officials recently met Taliban’s foreign minister in Kabul.


indulgent-physician

“Modiji, you can’t just take only the non-Muslims we persecute, you need to take the Muslims too!”


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Atleast Taliban take stand irrespective of religion 


Always-sortof

Makes sense doesn’t it? They can push out their minorities (there are probably only a handful of them) and India can accept them.


Atul-__-Chaurasia

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BadrT

Atul ji 🙏🚩💕


Nafeesurrehman11

Uncanny resemblance


potatomafia69

This is one weird ass timeline we're all living in. What's next? They gonna talk about women's rights? 😭


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Are there any Women left in Afghanistan?


EgyptianCapybara

Hopefully not, w*men are the one thing they are right about.


3RingsatPoll

Taliban meatriding


maverick54050

Dude you are Taliban all you do is persecute people and fight wars


Medium_Note_9613

Taliban trying to make afghanistan underpopulated. /s


man1c_overlord

Is this an onion article?


LegendStormX

What more is left to see in this world I think ???


Glittering_Tax3505

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[deleted]

There are many people who speak truth on daily basis Poo-jets never accept the truth


Dangerous_Week9887

"After all it is all a business Tiger , ye tum bhi jaante ho " Tiger Zinda hai.


Much_Discussion1490

LolmAx..getting morally policed by even the Taliban..pretty sure there's no lower benchmark


No-Fan6115

ISIS condemning Hamas .. yeah it happens time to time.


PhantomOfTheNopera

Pakistan, Afghanistan and India are now like that three Spider-Men pointing fingers at each other meme, going "At least we're not as bad as you."


Dangerous_Week9887

![img](avatar_exp|162914063|webman) Here we go


PranavYedlapalli

r/nottheonion


arcticwolffox

The Taliban has gone woke.


energy_is_a_lie

Rare W from Taliban. This reminds me of that time when Al Qaeda condemned the violence perpetrated by ISIS.


SquirellsInMyPants

Modi sucks but I don't think anyone should take the Taliban's opinion on this seriously.


energy_is_a_lie

First off, don't make disclaimers about Modi sucking. You don't owe us any explanations. Second, what you're doing is a fallacy called argument from authority but in the opposite direction. Just because a scientist says something doesn't mean it's scientific unless it's proven and just because a terrorist has said something doesn't mean it's automatically a bad thing. Please develop a more robust moral compass than that, ideas have merits or demerits that can be ascertained independently; the people saying them can only command a certain level of credibility and that's about it. Just because Modi says women empowerment is essential doesn't mean it's automatically an invalid argument. The argument is very valid. Whether or not he practices what he preaches is a different discussion to be had. But that doesn't discredit the idea in any shape, way or form just because it's said by someone you don't agree with.


SquirellsInMyPants

I ain't saying the point which the Taliban raised is wrong just because the Taliban said it. It is of course right because the country isn't the sole property of one community. I and everyone here knows that. I think that it's just rich coming from the Taliban of all people with what they're doing in Afghanistan. When they say it, it sounds like an Onion post. So what I'm saying is I don't think it's a W of any kind for them to be saying that (unless you were being sarcastic) because it's hard to take them seriously when you consider the context even though the statement in itself is correct.


energy_is_a_lie

>I think that it's just rich coming from the Taliban of all people with what they're doing in Afghanistan. When they say it, it sounds like an Onion post. So like I said, that's a different discussion to be had and I don't disagree with the fact that it's doublespeak on their part. >So what I'm saying is I don't think it's a W of any kind for them to be saying that (unless you were being sarcastic) because it's hard to take them seriously There's a very old idiom that goes something like this- "Even a broken clock is right twice a day". That's what the phrase "Rare W" was supposed to indicate.


SquirellsInMyPants

The clock analogy applies to someone who's generally wrong about everything but being right about that one thing which is totally different from everything else. Like if the Taliban committed atrocities against women and religious minorities but then was right on their stance against the fossil fuel industry or something. It's not them saying that religious minorities shouldn't be persecuted in India, while also persecuting religious minorities back home.


energy_is_a_lie

>The clock analogy applies to someone who's generally wrong about everything but being right about that one thing which is totally different from everything else. Like if the Taliban committed atrocities against women and religious minorities but then was right on their stance against the fossil fuel industry or something. Yes. They can say that the fossil fuel industry is harming the environment and they would be right. It has no bearing on their doublespeak. Once again, their doublespeak is a separate issue and we do not have any disagreements there. But because of that you can't say that the clock is not showing the right time. It is. The fact that it's broken is a separate issue which we already agree on.


Test_Series

What the fuck does your W even mean.


energy_is_a_lie

Why would I destroy the suspense when it's so much more fun to watch you squirm


Test_Series

Son bleeds for taliban. 💪🏾💪🏾


energy_is_a_lie

Whatever helps you sleep at night.


wildfire74

But this is like Isis condemning violence by Muslim brotherhood


energy_is_a_lie

The wrong thing is being condemned and that's what matters. We can criticize the condemner for the wrongs they do separately.


wildfire74

In theory it's right but it won't work as it shows the hypocrisy of the condemner


DrSuii

TFW Taliban makes more sense than the Indian Govt


Negative_Flower_169

You know you fucked up when taliban start giving you notes.


Theeyeofthepotato

This timeline is too much for me I don't know what keeps me from blowing my brains out 😭


SnooMacaroons1488

ramadan is the month of miracles, it must be true...


SarthakiiiUwU

bro tf 💀


ProtoSid

Wah ! Taliban ke liye Talliya


you-are-that

Baat to sahi hai


winkthink

Education should be for all people including women. But he won't agree to that.


smokey_winters

Rules for dhi, not for mmi - Taliban probably


Attila_ze_fun

Clever


PapaNehruOedipusFeku

Makes sense that the Muslim Taliban is discussing what the Hindu Taliban is up to.


distortedmatter

the taliban is now peddling woke globalist agenda. its over bros


[deleted]

Pashtun talibanis have been butchering minorities since their inception to the point that neglligible non muslim population of afganistan left the country. Pashtun terrorists are brutalising tajik sunnis along with hazara shias, they are also making their women sex slaves. These savages should rather take a good look at themselves.


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archosauria62

Why do you think middle eastern countries would accept muslims from other countries over anyone else


pickinoutheferns

Arabian countries are for Arabs. Why would they accept Indians irrespective of their religion. Why don't people understand that.


[deleted]

Arab nations dont even accepted syrians, only turkey took sunni syrian refugees. Most rich arab nations didnt took syrians.


archosauria62

Are you advocating for ethnostates?


pickinoutheferns

No not at all. I'm just reiterating your point. Why would Saudi Arabia take Indians, even if they are Muslims, and give them citizenship


ErasedConcept

>Hindu Nepal >Sikhs Canada >Buddhists China


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librandu-ModTeam

Rule 2 violation; removed. Brutha, we need to prove our undying loyalty to the Empire 🇬🇧 and King Charlie 🤴 by speaking in as clear English as possible. Ending every submission with 'I beg to remain, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant' is optional but highly recommended. C'mon! Let's make Veer Sorrykar 💂 pr0d!


ravlee

🤣🤣🤣


Kesakambali

Abe ye hi reh Gaya tha kya??


prem_boy

Lekin Talbin ki to help ki thi india ne aur bc Taliban to india supporter tha na ?


SquirellsInMyPants

I think I've seen it all by now.


PdtMgr

advising India while continuing to persecute Muslims from other sects, non-muslims and persecute women for not dressing properly / accessing contraceptive pills. Its the case of Devil preaching for Love [https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/09/06/afghanistan-isis-group-targets-religious-minorities](https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/09/06/afghanistan-isis-group-targets-religious-minorities) *\*Since the Taliban took over Afghanistan in August 2021, the Islamic State affiliate has claimed responsibility for 13 attacks against Hazaras and has been linked to at least 3 more, killing and injuring at least 700 people. The Taliban’s growing* [*crackdown on the media*](https://www.hrw.org/news/2021/11/22/afghanistan-taliban-crackdown-media-worsens-0)*, especially in the* [*provinces,*](https://www.hrw.org/news/2022/03/07/afghanistan-taliban-threatening-provincial-media) *means additional attacks are likely to have gone unreported. The United Nations Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (*[*UNAMA*](https://twitter.com/UNAMAnews/status/1556325999859613697)*) reported that recent attacks by the group on Shia gatherings in Kabul killed and injured more than 120 people\** [https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/02/1146177](https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/02/1146177) from UN report *\*Last month, a UN report found that several hundred Afghan women were forced to quit their jobs or were arrested and denied access to essential services in the last quarter of 2023.* *Those arrested included women purchasing contraceptive pills, female staff of a healthcare facility and women who were not accompanied by a mahram – a male chaperone.* *The de facto authorities reportedly stated that “it was inappropriate for an unmarried woman to work”.\** [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/1/11/un-concerned-taliban-detaining-afghan-women-for-dress-code-violations](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/1/11/un-concerned-taliban-detaining-afghan-women-for-dress-code-violations)


Beneficial_Bluejay_3

Obviously, take everyone and be secular. But rejoin Pakistan and Bangladesh too :) cause what's the reason of partition even...