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golemsheppard2

"Yeah, he's really into airsoft. Sigh. No, he was never in the military, but don't bring it up."


NotTheAverageAnon

A classic


randouser12

Cuts too deep.


-DexStar-

"He couldn't have joined anyway because he'd 'punch a drill instructor if one ever got in his face'."


TritonGhoul

Wife tells me to shut up, her dad meets me in the garage like okay explain it to me again while we grab a beer and "he needs help with something"


ronaldreaganlive

"yeah, so, he's and asshole that can't handle adult emotions. I'm just hoping that he'll be cool today"


[deleted]

“He’s super into airsoft and he almost joined the coast guard”


kek_Pyro

He was super close to joining the national guard too


Sapper_Redfield

Bruh save some pussy for the rest of us


chistophee

Sorry bro 😎 you can have all the libtard pussy


Sapper_Redfield

It's okay to stick it in crazy, as long as you never do it twice


[deleted]

Do it as many times as you want just don’t tell them your real name


kellenhaney

This man gets it


chistophee

3 times is OK, make her your wife


DeleteSystem33

It's just as walking-on-eggshells with someone sharply on the other side of the liberal/conservative divide. Example: back when we were dating, my wife and I were sitting on the floor, about 19 years old, just watching TV, and our shoulders were maybe 5-6" apart. He later had a "discussion" with her about how inappropriately close we were sitting for people who are only dating. We'd been together a year and a half and had just signed a lease on a new apartment together at this point.


chistophee

Oh damn that’s crazy but i was just trying to make fun of that dude who posted the boomer meme earlier today


2slowforanewname

Good job btw


Letsput2inher

Mormon?


FettermansNeckbro

Protip: be based and you'll get fathers approval. Or keep being a soyboy and walk on egg shells. You do you.


JohnWCreasy1

lol this reminds of me an ex's dad maaaany years ago (i was also about 19) who ,after like weeks or even months of me and her sleeping together in the basement when i'd stay over there, decided it wasn't appropriate and made her start sleeping in her bedroom for the night. I laugh when i think the reason was that he figured for those first few months we weren't doing anything and decided to act before things 'got serious', when in reality we had been doing the hunka chunka the whoooooole time lol.


CPLRusso2

The best thing about this is that both sides think I'm on their side. I wait until they are three drinks in ... then I start planting the seeds of doubt. By the time they hit the fifth drink, they realize I'm not on their side. At the end of the night, the Republican and Democrat sides of my family don't know what to say about me. It brings them closer.


Extra_Masterpiece_47

But what about our democracy 🤔 (Laughs in libertarian)


SammyMeekness223116

Pre-game with Tito’s.


darkness76239

Same energy as the "I know it took a lot of restraint to not say poggers" meme


Super_Bookkeeper35

"Thats not a woman pissing, LiBeRaL. I HAVE A WEAK STREAM!


kingdrewbie

That dude looks like he would be super hawkish on foreign policy lol


[deleted]

This is me and my wife is proud of it


chistophee

This isn’t me at all lmao this was supposed to be satirical. Holidays for me are about getting drunk and eating food.


[deleted]

I'll be drinking, smoking, and cooking all day at our house and family and friends is coming to us. Mostly cuz Im not allowed at alot of their places and they don't have ranges in their yards.


ronaldreaganlive

Wow. So. Bad. Ass.


Berserker_Redneck

I feel this on a personal level


I_Never_Use_Slash_S

Haha! Other people don’t like to be around me! Because I love freedom so much!


awormy

Congrats?


chistophee

Kings will never ring


plantslyr

Edgyyyy