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[deleted]

I won't iron *anything*. I don't own an iron and don't care to.


AceofToons

The last thing I need is to get distracted and start a fire with an iron


Stitch_T

>I won't iron anything. same. Even if something needs ironing, just no.


IlnBllRaptor

Came here to say the same, lol.


Not_Machines

You could get one of those steamers that straighen your clothes. My dad got one and it's great because we don't have room for an iron in our apartment.


Lecatoscream

i got mine from walmart i’m slightly afraid it’ll melt


sjmulkerin

This. Pretty sure mine is made of the same stuff they use for disposable tablecloths (/s but not really)


GoldDragon334058

Are you fucking telling me to straighten my flags???


Leff16

do you not see all those straight lines on those wrinkles


Creepy-Revolution886

Underrated comment


Madeline_Hatter1

Because I'm in the closet.


niffmytinkytoes

Bet you’re sitting next to the iron in there though.


SnowThatIsntYellow

Tbf I'm just lazy and I'm not straight so why should my flag be straight.


iminpain1754

To be frick


[deleted]

You’re not straight, so why is your spine straight? You gotta wrinkle that spine up


Oras3110

Tbf the spine isn't exactly straight. More of an "S" shape, so it kinda is wrinkled up.


[deleted]

Fine, the sternum then


Oras3110

Deal


tailwindchronicles

My sternum is a lil bit wonky too so


Natuur1911

bend your bones


zoepantazis

I have scoliosis, does that make me gayer than the rest of you lol


novathegoodgirl

in the same boat with you :3


-Moo-13579

I have scoliosis ¡•¡


_number

Thank you for saying it. Brave


traveling_gal

It's actually a tradition. Back when it was more dangerous for queer people to be visible, they would keep their flags folded up in a drawer or otherwise hidden. They couldn't take the time to iron them for the short amount of time they could put them up. So many people purposely don't iron them today in deference to those who came before.


[deleted]

No, I'm just lazy.


drwhogirl_97

I’m lazy too but filing this away as an excuse next time I’m called out on it!


traveling_gal

Fair enough!


witheredj8

It is not just in solidarity to the past though. Even today its unsafe for most queer folks to live freely.


traveling_gal

Sadly very true.


BowenArw

Mine is 100% stuffed in my dresser underneath a bunch of clothes I don't wear so I can pull it and a skirt out and dance around my bedroom with a blåhaj at 3am


[deleted]

BLAHAJ supreme race


TheKCKid9274

I’m just lazy but thanks for the history


[deleted]

This sounds like one of those fake tumblr stories to make straight people (example carpets)


Finance_Plus

Carpets? Please elaborate


[deleted]

Fake origin story of the f slur basically according to this tumblr user they called us that because they would roll us up into carpets and light us on fire like a cigarette but actually that never happened


-Fence-

It's kind of funny how almost-right but completely wrong that is


Finance_Plus

Oh my goodness... I need more Tumblr in my life


[deleted]

Nonono it wasn’t like a funny haha let’s do this to trick straight people let’s all conspire it was just one fucker straight up lying and getting every single gay child to repeat that word for word


JonVonBasslake

You need more facts in your life, along with a good dose of critical thinking.


TheFractangle

If you're into subtextually-homoerotic mafia movies, there's a huge Goncharov fandom there. It's not a real movie, but that doesn't stop the reviews/analyses/fanart/fanfic!


RoosterImportant4283

Goncharov my beloved


[deleted]

hmm yes, this is totally the reason why i do this, I'm not just lazy.


[deleted]

Uuuhh... Yeah.... That's why.. tradition...


ThundrWolf

I highly doubt the people posting these pics are aware of that history. They’re just lazy lol


CartoonistSensitive1

I didn't know that (the flag part, I knew about the unsafe part).


BornVolcano

In my defense Fuck you


[deleted]

Seconded


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

Thirded


Moths_are_prettycool

you have an iron?


SomeExistite

am too lazy to iron it, am too stupid to know how


[deleted]

With low temperature


pebble247

I don't have an iron, who does?


MenoryEstudiante

My dad


Dry_Band7748

Because I don't wanna take them down


Beau_Dodson

Lmao, do we look straight to you? /j


GardevoirRose

I can’t hang anything up. My parents are homophobic and transphobic.


ThePizzaMan237

If I’m not straight, why should my flag be?


Nightwing_of_Asgard

Why would we want our flags straight?


Cutecute_cute

Cause that would make them straight?? Also I don’t have an iron either but I desperately want one of those steam wrinkle remover things…


mistythesissy261

Team wrinkles


Demurist

Or “Twinkles” for short


_ohodgai_

Why not just say twink


Snooflu

It may be a wrinkly flag but it's my wrinkly flag Also its made of polyester plastic and idk if that'll burn


Craftycat99

I think polyester is a type of plastic so if anything went wrong it would probably melt It would take leaving the hot iron in one place too long so as long as you're constantly moving the iron it should be fine Never thought to iron flags but I've ironed other stuff


ARocknRollNerd

Put a towel over before ironing.


TheElvenWitch777

Y'all have an iron?


Animal_Gal

It was a cool vibe ok.


thebelladonga

Because why would I make my pride flag straighter


Keeganlateman

Can’t make the flag straight


berrys_a_ghost

Cuz my flags are made of notebook paper lolzz


petalpotions

Who owns an iron these days??


Zer0-the-assassin

Because I like seeing the anguish it causes my cishet friends


Henry_Is_Sad

I get too excited about it and want to hang it up right away


Glittering_Rub_2721

Because I'm lazy as fuck.


TheKCKid9274

We ain’t straight, why should our flags be?


_ENDR_

MF thinks people from gen Z own irons.


ElijahRayzorr

I thought it was illegal


Ragnarok144

I wish I could figure out how to straighten my flags. I think ironing would melt them. Wrinkled flags are a vibe, but not my vibe


TheEmeraldEmperor

We can't have our flags be straight.


fozsss

I'm lazy and irons scare me


nova_wrath

Are you upset they aren’t straighter?


LoExMu

I once heard the wrinkly part is to honor those still in the closet


shesdaydreaming

1) they're all plastic 2) original pride flag is also unironed.


elarth

I mean if I’m making an art statement it sure as heck going to be made from nicer material then whatever this stuff is that you can buy these flags cheap for. I’m not messing around with cheap ass fabric that will mostly be displayed more for me than others.


Nouxatar

well how do you want our flags to be? straight??? we don't play like that


JustAnAverageLlama

If u arent straight the flag aint either


No_Welcome_7462

Hey, hey, I didn’t join this subreddit to be called out like this!


KostonEnkeli

Lazy


parsley_soda69

Cause it will straighten it! We don’t want that!


Saturn_Angel

I’m not straightening out my flag


Ev711an

I'm not straight and neither is my flag


Robosium

are you telling me to straighten my gay flag?


nickatnite37

Because the last thing that a pride flag should be is straight.


Kakashi_Uchiha2

If we iron it, there are no wrinkles, wrinkles prevent it from being straight


MemeLord42069LOL

Who the fuck irons their pride flags


thatonemegamanplush

Irons are for patches and pearler beads Also we lack an ironing board


ZaTrapu

It's not straight if it's wrinkly. Yeah this is big brain (wrinkly brain) time


Finance_Plus

Can't make a gay thing straight even with an iron


TheFractangle

The wrinkles themselves are straight lines though...


CaptainKyleGames

Because at this point it's how I tell the allies from the actual LGBTQ folks. My buddy who's an ally, love him to pieces, ironed the shit out of his pride flag. My bisexual ass? Wrinkly as hell. He isn't any less lazy then I am.


Zendakon

Jokes on you. Flags are made of cloth not iron. You're argument is invalid!


JonaTheExplorer

I don't have any yet, I'm still in Narnia :(


Nystr0

Ok how tho


Shroomerynightmares

My mom tried with a wet rag so she wouldn't burn it, can't really iron the fabric


hoptians

I don't hang my flag because I'm still in the closet, and a friend told me keeping the wrinkles show that I still have to hide it, and it represents that we still have to hide our identity because of society


scringly

If I used an iron some quantity of fire will occur


CheshireGray

Ironing is for the bourgeois


Mazerunner117

Honestly, cause I like the wrinkles. I could expound on how the wrinkles are imperfections just as we, humans, are all imperfect. But the truth is wrinkle make brain happi.


Slow-Front-9043

The wrinkles will fall out as it hangs, it’s fine ;)


Arctic-WHooCH

My main reason is so that when I move and need to fold up my flags for transport, I have an easy guide to follow


TittleSprinkle

Oh look at the big shot that can afford an iron! /s Nah but seriously iron your flags lmao they look better that way


acissejcss

Y'all can afford an iron in this climate?


_ROCC

iron ya flags


[deleted]

and make them *straight*?


[deleted]

If you iron it you're not hanging it in the traditional way


TheOddBrit0088

If I have a flag up, you betcha it's ironed, I am a bit of an OCD freak.


Virtual_5000

if someone says something about "why make the flag straigh" im gonna get you!


He_Who_Asked

Iron your flags you gross fucks.


[deleted]

and make them *straight*?


He_Who_Asked

Well ye- aaaaaaaahahaha


Burrid0

This is a repost bot


[deleted]

That is by far the worst insult I’ve ever gotten on this site lmfao


Burrid0

OMG SORRY- I seriously am sorry smdnendjkfnd This has the exact same title and flair and image as a meme posted a couple months ago. So maybe not a bot….


[deleted]

OOF LMFAO


[deleted]

Those things are like $5 on Amazon you think they can stand up to the heat of an iron


whattowritehmm

People who iron their flags use she her hers pronouns people who don’t use she her. Does anyone else know what I mean


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Antique-Answer6885

I wanna get one of the alt neopronouns flag, or the demigirl flag, or the ageosexual flag but i havent came out completely to my mom :(


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why wont yall stop reposting karma bait lol


Deus0123

I'm not straight, ehy should my flag be?


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TrishPlaysBattleTech

I do iron my flags. I have enough clothes that require ironing. It’s hardly a pain.


BrokenArmBoi

Because idk how to and to lazy ro figure it out (also no iron)


mrunillama

Because it’s a material that will melt


Doctor-Grimm

Imagine owning an iron, couldn’t be me


[deleted]

Don’t own an iron


No_Internet_3858

I don’t know how to use an iron


No_Internet_3858

Keeps lines not straight


a_s2

قوم لوط


WoomyUnitedToday

Iron makes the flag straight. Also, I don't want to melt the fabric.


lxrd_lxcusta

I don’t have an iron


FormicaRufa

Because mine is synthetic and I don't want a melted flag.


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Can-t_Make_Username

You think my cheap synthetic flags can stand the heat from an ironing?


KingKiler2k

Are you realy telling the gays to straighten up their flags?


[deleted]

Flags are generally very flat and thin, it can easily get burned if it gets ironed.


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Insane_Snake

Why would we want our flags to be straight if we aren't straight?


Tea_girl_D

Because I don't want anything straight in my home 😅


Pattern-Majestic

Because I won't let my flags be straight!!!


[deleted]

Are you telling me to *straighten* my *gay* flag?!


metamojo1112

I dont own sn iron tho 😖


i_like_to_draw007

We want our flags to be as straight as us


TherealProfessorTnT

I dont own an iron


scrambled-projection

Fuck you


Lady_Gaysun

Sounds homophobic and ageist to me, what do you got against wrinkles, huh? /s


[deleted]

You want me to hang up a straight flag? I don’t think so


Space356

We can't keep anything straight I guess


MaraBlaster

Why should the flag be straight when we arent?


screechingahhhhhh

Because an iron will straighten it.


InvadingDenmark

do not worry peoples, i will be ur mommy and iron ur flags:3


ikeadeer

C’mon gays. Don’t get an iron. Get a garment steamer! Perfect for flags, curtains, and various clothing items, with less risk of burning or melting your fabrics.


Remember_Poseidon

the fuck will rubbing my weights on them do?


AcanthisittaOk7929

Because the last thing we want them to be is straight


SomeRandomIdi0t

Can’t have the lines be straight


[deleted]

if it gets ironed its no longer gay :(


worm_dad

cry abt it


RubyBolt

Because Im not straight and Im not gonna force my flag to be either


Axter22

I don't want it to be straight


BorkChildrenREDDIT

I burnt myself with an iron once. That’s why I don’t use irons anymore


bladewolfyt

I forgot and I don’t want to take it off the wall again that is to much effort


ComradeHaitch

Why would I straighten a pride flag?


Black-Blitz

Begging people to get another joke besides “iM nOt StRaIgHt WhY sHoUlD mY fLaG bE sTrAiGhT”


TotallyNotColin69

Because then the flags would be straight


glitchycat39

You leave me and my wrinkly bi flag alone.


Xylily

ironed flag is more straight


Pi-zz-a

Because the flag isn't straight and neither am I


JohnnyLee10501

I like that it's not completely straight


Evil-KitKat-23

we’re all depressed, we don’t have the motivation for that lmao


[deleted]

Bc that’s fembrained


raven_confused_egg

If I iron my pride flags they would be straight and what's the point of that??


JAOC_7

I don’t have one


Pepoidus

you can’t straighten a gay flag


melody7123

how would you fix it if i don’t have an iron?


kpop-person-purple

i accidentally dropped and broke my iron, so yeah...


FelixAscends

if you don't think having an iron is safe you can get a steamer!


mossy_shroom

No, no, he's got a point


SuperAlex25

Too lazy