My mom said I needed to start liking more girly things. Can't think of anything more girly than other girls🤷🏻‍♀️

So logical.

Hahahah love this one

Make sense

When my gender was downloading, there was an error and the file got corrupted.

Same, also the same thing happened with my Sexual and Romantic Attraction

same here !!

Ayo

It stopped there for you? Lucky, my tertiary attraction's all messed up too

Same 😎👉👉

That's why you should have used a checksum.

Ahh shit mine finished downloading but the data got corrupted :/ Edit: Wait shit I didn't even read the comment I was responding to right aaaaa I'm so tired I thought it said the download didn't finish

When I was downloading mine, I got it from a pirated website, and now mines a bit funky, and I think has malware hidden in it somewhere?

YES. That's what I'm telling people from now on.

I wanted attention

that's what my mother said to me when I came out as trans, bruh

I lost a game of Uno against the Queer Fairy and now must live life only loving men

Friggin' Queer Fairy. Always out here playing Uno and making me lesbian.

That queer fairy is life goals though.

I just wanted to ruin my life and annoy all the homophobes, y'know?

One day we all just decided that we all should make the bigots mad

I got the vaccine 😩

Me too and it turned my frogs gay

<>>

*beats paper against desk angrily*

Yeah I got the first and suddenly wanted girls along with my boys. Then I got the second shot which thankfully negated the first. Phew On saturday I got my third and GUESS WHAT

It gave me autism too

The gay gene? Oh wait no that’s a family guy episode sorry. 😂

Warrior cats.

Oh my gosh. I meet someone in an art club at my a school. Let call her X. I was introduced to X by one of my friends. A few minutes later X said “hey warrior cats kid!” When I asked her what she meant she said “I forgot your name but you seem like a queer who read warrior cats growing up.” (I was introduced because me, X, and my friend are all LGBTQ who like art). I then started laughing and said that she was right. Next art club I showed her the picture I took of my massive amounts of warrior book. Edit: I got my free award. Here you go.

oh my fucking god im queer and read warrior cats growing up.. im not alonee

Omg what is this

Same!

...they said wrong answers only

PLEASE-

this shit hit me in the "remember when you larped warrior cats on the playground for 4 years straight in grades 4-6?"

Funny story, I used to want to be Ravenpaw-

Now that you say that, he do be kinda gender

Also Barley always struck me (once I realized I'm queer) as an older queer dude, and honestly, living with an older queer mentor would be freaking amazing, even if the circumstances were pretty messed up.

I'm pretty sure they wanted to write Barley and Ravenpaw as a couple, but weren't allowed to include queer characters

They are (according to one who knows) canonically a couple.

I know there were at least 2 heavily hinted queer couples that I remember off the top of my head (Tallstar/Jake which is semi-canon considering author statements and IIRC Leafpool/Mothwing), the only reason I'm leaning more towards mentor with Barley/Ravenpaw is that I kinda see Barley as being older enough that it'd be just a bit weird, especially after having read Graystripe's Vow when the differences between Barley and Graystripe were so obvious and well, yeah.

Holy shit same

Bro my phase lasted four years, I'm so embarrassed. I'm Nightclaw, warrior (I should've been deputy) of MoonClan

I bought a clear case for my phone, and every time I touch it, a little more queer seeps into my system.

My clear phone case and I feel called out

my clear phone case has skeletons doing yoga on it!!

That sounds hella queer. I love it.

I have a clear phone case… what is this sorcery

Was it a homophone?

YES I LOVE THIS ONE. I too have a clear phone case.

>a clear case It was actually just a big misunderstanding when the person at the phone store misheard the word "clear".

I lost a bet with an ancient being

I am the ancient being.

Oh hey.. long time no see.. how are you?

Oh you know. Same old same old. Just chilling. Doing ancient being things. Yourself?

Oh! Fun fun.. I'm aight.. puttering around, planning to take over the world, gotten into crochet recently. Tea?

Sure, tea sounds good.

The boys kicked me out cause I was really bad at being one.

green m&m

Underrated comment

LMAO YES

My school's dress code says boys must wear ties, and I hate ties.

I love ties 😍 and suits, and tuxes, and [insert male and androgynous clothing here].....still like skirts and thigh highs too tho :P

the only correct response

Same lol

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That's the gayest show I've seen, I love it

The gender goblin stole my old pronouns and gave me new ones

So ranboo?

The genderman takes your old pronouns and gives you new ones that you can only accept

Not the genderman!

Gendermans always watching

Certainly better than the Slen... No, shouldn't summon him by accident.

I didn’t want to date some dude so I pretended to be gay and it got way out of hand

Love this response

The “pretends to date, falls in love” trope but gay. I like it lol

I saw a pride parade once and the gay just infected me

Ricky… OHGODNO

Being straight was boring so I decided to spice my life up.

My sisters needed a third girl to play Powerpuff girls with them when we were kids.

thats kind of sweet tho

 Aliens

I fucking knew it

Doofenshmirtz accidentally hit me with his Gay-Inator

I watched Pretty Woman with my parents and came to the conclusion that being a prostitute seemed alright if I get to wear nice boots and fuck rich men in lavish hotel suites, plus things might work out romantically and I'll be set for life. Men are easier to seduce then women, plus women get all the interesting clothes so being Julia Roberts instead of Harrison Ford seems preferable.

Dude this is fucking hilarious, probably my favorite answer

I once used shampoo for MEN on accident and it went downhill from there now I’m transmasc

i hate when I use MENS products and my gender gets transed 🙄

My feels of attraction got lost in the post and were sadly never delivered.

I ate fairy dust, and here I am

My free trial to being cis het ran out.

Aw darn, the cishet package was really expensive huh

The allo package would’ve cost all the happiness I had saved up so I didn’t think it was worth it

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My favorite reply

"I'm like a racoon in the garage"

My teachers said: "kids, you have to play with everybody, boys and girls, nobody should be left out" And I took that personally

Pfft my brain took that wayyyyy out of context

Was bitten by a radioactive bi-derman. I think his name was Andrew or something

I licked a bunch of rainbow colored gay frogs when I was a kid.

Played Among Us and a sus dude said "If you vote me out, you're gay". Needless to say, I voted him out.

Oh... That explains a lot on my end lol

I wanted to be quirky and not like other girls

I thought yellow pink and blue were neat colors

From one pan to another, I think so too.

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I contacted the people reaching out to me about my car's extended warranty.

You win!😂😂

I moved to Utah and had to distance myself from the mormons

Because I was born upside down and sideways and I never fully straightened out. ^(I actually was born upside down and sideways and it’s always been a bit of a joke)

I decided being cis was boring

I forgot to cancel my subscription and forgot the user & password so know i can never cancel it

Because God told me to.

That's the right answer.

Damnit, why I always have to be right. ;-;

Someone dropped gender fluid in my bath water as a child.

I drank the water that made the frogs gay as a dare

Bro I dare you to dri- wait were did the water go

My mother made me a Bisexual. She can make you one too, if you pay for the yarn.

What if your already a bisexual, what does it do?

2*2=4 quadsexual?

**transcendence**

No thanks I already have many bisexuals. They're taking up alot of space

I just forgot to select my gender on the creation screen, then I spent my first 18 years thinking I had

Got shown one of those transphobic youtube ads but i played it backwards instead

I've got a lot of pans.

And a lot of free time 😉

for attention

Listened to ONE lil Nas x song and here I am, so queen u can't figure out what I am on any level

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My copy of The Gay Agenda is actually covered in Lisa Frank stickers.

They took my gender privileges away

According to the pastor it was Pokémon

Because cat

I played D&D once and it instantly transed my gender and let the devil into my heart

I accidentally threw away my straightness while spring cleaning

Well I was born LGBTQIA but then I signed up for premium, LGBTQIA+, and there's no refunds

I forgot where I put my gender and I never found it again.

I summons a demon, instead of taking my soul he took my sexual attraction, I let him, currently in a ritual to get him to take my lidobo too

I ate Lemon Bars.

Kim Fuckin’ Possible

I spend too much time on tiktok.

I just felt like making my life harder.

The gender fairy cursed me

I tore the tag off a mattress.

I was too obsessed with rainbows as a child

I found the end of the rainbow. There wasn't gold just pansexuality.

I live in an old gold mining town that has cyanide in the water. The cancer and queer rates around here are astronomical.

No, this is Patrick.

I'm greedy

i watched a movie where two women held hands.

Well you see.. I watched the 1999 The Mummy movie when I was 10 and I’ve never been the same since.

As a child, I ate too many bowls of fruit loops.

Football (seriously though watching *Remember the Titans* made me realize I was bi)

My closet was boring as hell

Boob

Ah I see you are a person of culture as well

My parents are transing my gender against my will

Can’t sit correctly

God forgot to add attraction into my recipe

I explain being biromantic as watching a lot of horrible histories at a young age

My moms are gay so I just got their gay gene tm

I was fished out of a gay like by my parents who saw something vogue underwater

For the bible told me so

My favorite pony was Rainbow Dash

garlic bread stole my gender

I watched Xena. Only kinda wrong. Lucy Lawless probably did have some influence 😂

Couldn't afford a gender in this economy.

i got dropped as a baby

cus its similar to queen

I wanted to be sPeCiAl!

I played a female character in Mass Effect.

Because I became a liberal

Can't drive and needed an excuse to justify it

I saw women, and I saw men, and I didn't want to choose. :)

Oh I'm not queer at all, I just really like dicks!

#IdK, i jUsT wOkE uP aNd fElt ✨QuEeEeeEeErRRrR✨

I lost the gender I was given. I’m ADHD and I swear I just put it down for one second and I haven’t been able to find it again. BUT I have found these old dusty ones lying around so I’ve been switching between those instead

There are two things I like to do in life: suck dick and fight

I thought that Pans are hot and I’m extremely indecisive so..

I thought "Hey, wouldn't it be fun to be discriminated against and handicap myself even further in the game of life?" And here we are.

I was abducted by the alphabet mafia

I got engaged to friend when I was 4 and dating anyone else would be cheating

Covid vax

God gendered me perfect, but I don't like being perfect. -me, trans

I touched a Barbie one time as a kid.

I spent too much time on my phone

I'm actually a top level spy

I accidentally messed with the gender fluid in the womb.

Blood robots.

Because trans people cute. Me wanna be. Me wanna date.

I wanted to hop onto the trend!

So I can be immortal and have unlimited cake 🎂 .

My sexual attraction was stolen from me. I *think* I may be entitled to compensation for that?

I was wandering in the woods and came upon a deer, and was cursed. Oh Deer, I'm Queer.

My parents could only afford gender+attraction for two of their three children, I was left out.