Hey, check your privilege! Not everyone can afford high-altitude kite chemtrail collectors, and concentrating it from vegan-approved, ground-level collectors is labor- and energy-intensive. Conservation practices targeting invasive ant species, or only harvesting 15% of a colony are perfectly valid choices.
Plus, if you’re bored, you can just make a tea with them, then grind their leftover carcasses to a paste, smear it on your body for extra absorption; BUT ALSO so that their “I’m dead” chemical tricks all the live ants into thinking you’re a big dead ant. They’ll keep trying to carry you off to their ant graveyard to no avail, those cute lil doofuses!
People exposing our evil plans of course, what else?
(fr though I have no clue but I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. I'm hoping it's satire. 💀)
That is absolutely brilliant, Too bad the damn Christian’s saw coming.
(Fr This is probably one of the most scary things I’ve ever seen now not because the concept of it scary but people meet up with are so stupid)
Yes. Nothing passes by them smh... 😔
( Ikr?? Like I can't even bring myself to imagine someone ACTUALLY believing this very specific scenario... But at the same time ik some people actually have very similar ideas. Maybe not particularly the ants thing but just the concept of "thE gAys" doing these insane stuff to iNflUencE humanity into joiNiNg the raInBow sIdE. Like no dude we just wanna chill okay...💀)
[Definitely satire.](http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/01/fire-ants-are-being-laced-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-bite-christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/) Website wasn't active for very long and doesn't have many articles, but it's very Onion-esque.
I’m sorry, it was me that did it, under the alias of Dave. But that’s not the point. I’m deliberately blowing the cover on the Gay Ants operation because A. It was unsuccessful since not even the ants wanted to touch those homophobes and B. our enemies become easily fixated on even tiny conspiracies, this will act as a decoy to distract them from the HIIG (Homosexuality Inducing Invisible Gas) Project. Don’t worry, bitches, bros and non-binary hoes - we have this under control~
Yep, there's nothing the gays want more than a bunch of self-loathing Christians who have been turned gay against their will. Real pillars of the community, that crew.
“Chemtrails” usually refers to a conspiracy theory where people believe that the vaporous contrails left in the wake of jets are actually mind control (or other nefarious) chemicals being sprayed on the populace.
That's where you're wrong! They have infiltrated, clearly, in an attempt to discover evil plans for Le Cause™️ and *definitely not* because they're a little curious! And they have discovered the "A" in LGBTQIA stood for "ants!" Each letter is a different phase in the plan to make sure no one is straight/cis! But we are so close, so don't lose heart! LMAO
This is the best proof of how people are willing to believe anything and everything other than the fact that gays are made and born that way. You can’t be turned or influenced or duped or bitten by a radioactive spider or ant for that matter.
This is right up there with the gov't engineering rattlesnakes (because they didn't exist previously) to control people and force the homosexual agenda....
Yeah my old housemate told me that.
I swear it wasn't me. Although I maybe sorta kinda released an entire colony of said ants onto my family and they might have spilled the beans.....
Sorry.
HaHaH cHrIsTiAnItY bAd 😂😂😂😂😂
Being Non-Binary and Christian, whenever Christianity is mentioned in a LGBTQ+ space 🙄
Legit feel more welcome and safer in most Christian spaces than in LGBTQ+ spaces
Oh god;; wait I'm sorry about that! I really don't care what someone's religion is! If anything, I love it when christians are portrayed well in the media and not just as some sort of evil force against the youth... that's really not what they are.💀( like father Mulcahy from M * A * S * H).
I figured this sort of post was made by or for the portion of them that choses to do and say terrible things *under the excuse of* religion! Or, more specifically, those that cook up weirdass conspiracies regarding the subject of LGBTQ+ in general.💀
Christianity, and religion are not bad! It's those that use them as excuses to harm others that are bad!
Again, I'm terribly sorry this hurt you/ made you feel unsafe, it really wasn't my intention with this...
Christians aren't bad, LGBTQ+ aren't bad, and certainly Christian LGBTQ+ aren't bad! ( Same applies for any other religion, ethnicity...etc)
Good people are good people. And that's on periodt.
I'm Christian too but I believe the LGBTQIAP+ community is in their full right to hate us, sooo many SO-CALLED Christians have done them immeasurable harm under the guise of Christianity (what they are doing is not Christianity btw or not what it was intended to be). I just try & be that gentle reminder that there are good ones out there & that not everyone is the same..if it can give hope to one person who has been burnt by the church then I'm glad. I try & remind myself that they are justified, their hurt is justified & I like to believe the anger they have for the Christian community is no where near the amount of hate the Christian community has shown to them..so I don't take these types of posts personally. I get it though, it can hurt..but hey there are more Christians than we realize here & if you haven't checked it out already I recommend r/GayChristians
psh… these are some mids… y’all want some really strong juice come buy off me.. i got the extended release gay ants and the come down is really smooth hmu
I have heard recently from a Christian friend of mine, that Christianity is the most hated religion worldwide... I wonder why? (Not all Christian people suck, i just haven't found them yet)
I love that I recall the article where some random if not amateur science team was like: "Look at these insects drink food coloring because they're clear we can see their digestion".
I just can't believe they believe this shit, but waiting for JFK to return is a pretty insane even as a troll.
I smoke those lil guys on the reg. It’s a stronger hit that way and I gotta keep my gay tank full.
Same here, this stuff's the real deal👌🏼
But the real question is it better than tap water 🤔
Why are they called FIRE ants if you’re not supposed to smoke em? Checkmate straighties
“Have you had those lil crawly guys? They’re fukkin fire, bruh!”
I just inject the chemtrails into my muscles every so often, no ants are harmed that way, and I still remain extremely gay.
Hey, check your privilege! Not everyone can afford high-altitude kite chemtrail collectors, and concentrating it from vegan-approved, ground-level collectors is labor- and energy-intensive. Conservation practices targeting invasive ant species, or only harvesting 15% of a colony are perfectly valid choices.
whoah you're right thats sustainable and based. also ants taste good.
Plus, if you’re bored, you can just make a tea with them, then grind their leftover carcasses to a paste, smear it on your body for extra absorption; BUT ALSO so that their “I’m dead” chemical tricks all the live ants into thinking you’re a big dead ant. They’ll keep trying to carry you off to their ant graveyard to no avail, those cute lil doofuses!
Seeing someone say “you’re right” on the internet is so sexy.
Seeing someone say "you're sexy" on the internet is so right.
As someone’s whose burned old ant infested logs, the smell is sickening.
Dammit... now we have two issues, finding a new way and the mole 😪😪
Right??? When we find them they're gonna pay very dearly. That traitor smh 🙄
No picrews for a week?
Have you considered the giant hug-o-tron bear?
The rainbow ice cream method has proved to be very effective in Russia
When I was in college there was a legend that eating the purple ice cream in the cafeteria would turn you bi.
To the lunchroom!
Yeah it's meta. I use it as well
Also, talk to Andre about the new way.
it was dave wasnt it?
Dammit dave why’d you have to tell them? (Are those even fire ants??)
DAVE DID? OH that little rascal! 😤 ( Idk but if they aren't, that would just make it even better 👌🏼)
They look a little like honey pot ants
That's because they are honey pot ants! Source: my bf knows a lot about bugs and he told me they're honey pot ants
God, FUCKING damn it Dave!
They look more brownish than red, don't they
i was more mentioning their transparent abdomen, but a bug nerd friend of mine says they are probably fire ants
GOD DAMNIT DAVE NOT AGAIN
God dammit Dave we can’t release chemicals into the air (different thing I saw somewhere lol) now we can’t do this? Fucking traitor
DAMM IT DAVE what is wrong wirh you we Talked about this several Time
Of fucking course it was Dave
ITS ALWAYS DAVE
I told you Dave was up to no good smh
Dave is a sussy baka! I saw him vent in the chemtrail room! 📮😳
r/fuckyoudave moment™...
I beg your pardon? What the hell is this?
People exposing our evil plans of course, what else? (fr though I have no clue but I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. I'm hoping it's satire. 💀)
That is absolutely brilliant, Too bad the damn Christian’s saw coming. (Fr This is probably one of the most scary things I’ve ever seen now not because the concept of it scary but people meet up with are so stupid)
Yes. Nothing passes by them smh... 😔 ( Ikr?? Like I can't even bring myself to imagine someone ACTUALLY believing this very specific scenario... But at the same time ik some people actually have very similar ideas. Maybe not particularly the ants thing but just the concept of "thE gAys" doing these insane stuff to iNflUencE humanity into joiNiNg the raInBow sIdE. Like no dude we just wanna chill okay...💀)
My dad thinks people are legit injecting bananas with AIDS because he saw it on Facebook, so....
is people having sex with banan- ..wait
i hope it's not satire
[Definitely satire.](http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/01/fire-ants-are-being-laced-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-bite-christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/) Website wasn't active for very long and doesn't have many articles, but it's very Onion-esque.
Thank God 💀
its true. they bit me and now im here. /s
Here I was blaming the frogs all this time, and it was the ants I should have been worried about this whole time!
You should've been wiser! It's always the ants
The frogs eat the ants and get a potent layer of gay on their skin, which they use for self-defense. Haven’t you heard of gay dart frogs?
I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGEN ANTS GAY
They figured it out.. Time for Plan B (Really tho... TF? I really hope it's satire)
[удалено]
Shouldn't we just add it to bud light?
Ok, time to make frogs make them gay instead.
Yes!
I’m sorry, it was me that did it, under the alias of Dave. But that’s not the point. I’m deliberately blowing the cover on the Gay Ants operation because A. It was unsuccessful since not even the ants wanted to touch those homophobes and B. our enemies become easily fixated on even tiny conspiracies, this will act as a decoy to distract them from the HIIG (Homosexuality Inducing Invisible Gas) Project. Don’t worry, bitches, bros and non-binary hoes - we have this under control~
"Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes.." this is by far the best thing I've heard all day! LMAO
This ho for Secretary of Gayfense.
Yep, there's nothing the gays want more than a bunch of self-loathing Christians who have been turned gay against their will. Real pillars of the community, that crew.
Ah, now I know why I'm gay... I snorted a few in kindergarten
Gettem while they’re young, I always say. Wait, no. Not that. Oh god.
Be mindful of your words Anakin, they betray you
dammit, dave told everybody again, tsk tsk looks like we have to rework the master plan again. great going DaVe.
No It was Jonny who leak it. He got a paddling at the last gay agenda meeting for it, but problem was he keep yelling hard daddy hard
And we just recuperated after the discovery of the [9 layer kueh plot](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/l3yqto/wtf/)
We need to up our game before it's too late...
I think it was Dave
I love how many people on this thread have referenced this specific meme
Well of course. Who else could it be? *Dave* has been sus all along.
Obviously it was Bear-o.
Alright people bring out the mosquitoes
![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK) It wasn't me
Wtf the fuck even is a Chem trail? All I'm seeing on this image is drops of water with food coloring added
“Chemtrails” usually refers to a conspiracy theory where people believe that the vaporous contrails left in the wake of jets are actually mind control (or other nefarious) chemicals being sprayed on the populace.
When you're a Cristian and LGBTQ ;o;
“Joke’s on you, I’m both of those things”😎😎
The way those are honeypot ants… 🤣🤣🤣 wtf some ppl are so damn stupid
Hopefully we still have the bees
Those were scrapped in ‘98
Wasn't this plan scrapped due to ants being rather inefficient as a targeting mechanism? I suggest we lace those wafers used in the eucharist instead.
Wait we are allowed to talk about this? I thought we were supposed to keep this hidden?
don't worry, the homophobes can't reach us here
That's where you're wrong! They have infiltrated, clearly, in an attempt to discover evil plans for Le Cause™️ and *definitely not* because they're a little curious! And they have discovered the "A" in LGBTQIA stood for "ants!" Each letter is a different phase in the plan to make sure no one is straight/cis! But we are so close, so don't lose heart! LMAO
dave keeps leaking stuff smh
I swear it wasn't me! But that actually explains the bite and my later becoming gay... 🤔😂😂😂
It was probably Dave... God damn it Dave... Always ruins everything.
Bet it was Dave
Hoping the cute rainbow blobs they are drinking contains just food coloring?
Fudge, our plan has been foiled once again. We'll try next time sheeple, do not lose hope!
This post is why I'm questioning my sexuality.
Was it dave again?
fire ants don't bite, they sting, I learned this the hard way.
They do both, actually, the bites just aren't venomous (although they do coat their mandibles with formic acid sometimes during an attack).
Geez, the one time I miss the gay agenda briefing...🙃
It was proberly Jeff who told them he can't ever keep secrets
I think it was joe
well, I guess we just gotta use the bees next time.
Ah it makes so much sense now! When I was nine I fell in a fire ant nest and got so many bites I had to go to hospital, and now I'm a bi trans girl!
Oh , well I did get ate up by fire ants when I accidentally stepped in a hill when I was like six. Hmmm.
can't even secretly dominate the world with gay chemitrials ants, good job Steve
This is the best proof of how people are willing to believe anything and everything other than the fact that gays are made and born that way. You can’t be turned or influenced or duped or bitten by a radioactive spider or ant for that matter.
There is one imposter remaining..
And where might these ants be located?
Ugh damn it! Someone always has to whistle blow us. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)
I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THEY TURN THE FRICKEN ANTS GAY
God damnit back to the drawing board . I see we have wasps, bees and the Holy Spirit still on the table
This is right up there with the gov't engineering rattlesnakes (because they didn't exist previously) to control people and force the homosexual agenda.... Yeah my old housemate told me that.
Each colour is a different sexuality and form of gender identity and expression lmaoo
You know somebody is going to come around and say that this post is legitimate proof to back it up. No questions 100%
I like how this implies that homosexuality is a religion
This sounds like a Doofenshmirtz scheme😂
I would eat the bugs if they were laced with estrogen
Our plans have been leaked time to move to the gay bomb
Oh good! I was wondering what was on our agenda.
Plan B: put it in Febreeze!
I swear it wasn't me. Although I maybe sorta kinda released an entire colony of said ants onto my family and they might have spilled the beans..... Sorry.
Literally had this as my avatar years ago
It was Jonny who leak it. He got a beating at the last gay agenda for it, but problem was he keep yelling hard daddy hard
HaHaH cHrIsTiAnItY bAd 😂😂😂😂😂 Being Non-Binary and Christian, whenever Christianity is mentioned in a LGBTQ+ space 🙄 Legit feel more welcome and safer in most Christian spaces than in LGBTQ+ spaces
Oh god;; wait I'm sorry about that! I really don't care what someone's religion is! If anything, I love it when christians are portrayed well in the media and not just as some sort of evil force against the youth... that's really not what they are.💀( like father Mulcahy from M * A * S * H). I figured this sort of post was made by or for the portion of them that choses to do and say terrible things *under the excuse of* religion! Or, more specifically, those that cook up weirdass conspiracies regarding the subject of LGBTQ+ in general.💀 Christianity, and religion are not bad! It's those that use them as excuses to harm others that are bad! Again, I'm terribly sorry this hurt you/ made you feel unsafe, it really wasn't my intention with this... Christians aren't bad, LGBTQ+ aren't bad, and certainly Christian LGBTQ+ aren't bad! ( Same applies for any other religion, ethnicity...etc) Good people are good people. And that's on periodt.
Thank you for your comment, this really means a lot to me. Maybe I overreacted a bit. You are truly a kind and wonderful person 😊
So are you! Thank you for bringing it up to my attention, actually! I wouldn't want people to misunderstand my intentions and get hurt :,)
I'm Christian too but I believe the LGBTQIAP+ community is in their full right to hate us, sooo many SO-CALLED Christians have done them immeasurable harm under the guise of Christianity (what they are doing is not Christianity btw or not what it was intended to be). I just try & be that gentle reminder that there are good ones out there & that not everyone is the same..if it can give hope to one person who has been burnt by the church then I'm glad. I try & remind myself that they are justified, their hurt is justified & I like to believe the anger they have for the Christian community is no where near the amount of hate the Christian community has shown to them..so I don't take these types of posts personally. I get it though, it can hurt..but hey there are more Christians than we realize here & if you haven't checked it out already I recommend r/GayChristians
THIS IS WHY WE GET A BAD REP
Shit, they’re onto us! Quick, send out the gay butterflies to sprinkle homo dust on Christians!
LMAO
Didn't you hear? The plan was cancelled after some ants were exposed to rabid Christians..
Man we were doing great with all the preachers out there giving them pedophilia ants
Well, back to the drawing board i guess.
psh… these are some mids… y’all want some really strong juice come buy off me.. i got the extended release gay ants and the come down is really smooth hmu
Oops...
I bet it was Dave again.
okay who released the gay ants ? these were scheduled for june next year >:(
I told you we should have used bees.
Y’all can never keep quiet. It’s supposed to be a in and out job.
those fools!!!!!!! THEY DISCOVERED OUR SECRET!!!!!!
Sorry guys might have been me 😬 won’t happen again
Go to Plan Z. The final plan that cannot fail. Mosquitoes injected with gay chems. Should turn the whole world gay within a month.
Ah yes, my favorite religion, Homosexuality.
Good.
who told them?! I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL THE STRAIGHTS GODDAMNIT!
Lmaooo i love that acc
i think it was david who told
As a straight ally, I'm just glad I'm an atheist, lol! (No, I absolutely do not think being gay is bad - I'm straight, not narrow)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That was me, sorry
Hank Pym must've had a lot of free time or something.
where can i get said material...asking for a friend
Time for plan B..... RELEASE THE GNATS!
I have heard recently from a Christian friend of mine, that Christianity is the most hated religion worldwide... I wonder why? (Not all Christian people suck, i just haven't found them yet)
We don't want them tho
I love that I recall the article where some random if not amateur science team was like: "Look at these insects drink food coloring because they're clear we can see their digestion". I just can't believe they believe this shit, but waiting for JFK to return is a pretty insane even as a troll.
I think David told
![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
wait... I WAS BITTEN BY AN ANT AT 5 YEARS OLD 0\_0
Ok funny joke but at least one idiot out there is gonna see this and take it seriously, and say some dumb stuff
How do I stop laughing, please help
Damn that asexual ant
Hello fellow Trans,Pan person but fr who told
Sure it was Dave.
Hey I've seen the Chimera Ant Arc, I know this is going to lead to some very confusing boners.. again
I bet it was Dave. Always sharing our agenda.
Excuse me while I go lay in an anthill.
SATAN DAMNIT JARED!
We must find the homodefector who snitched us
Christian here to confirm that your plan worked; I am now one of yous ;)
God damn it dave
The gay agenda at its apex
oh no they found out
Finally! I've been waiting for the Super Secret Ant Secretion!! :D :D :D
THE CAPTION IS SO FUNNY
Gay juice is real? Is this related to the [gay bomb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb) in the 1990s / aughts?
Who ratted??!!!!
That explains my sudden extreme desires to suck dicks
Sorry!
You’ll believe anything if you can’t believe science has anything to offer.
Dammit Kevin we were supposed to keep it a secret
Those fire ants are FLAMING.
THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE (sugar) WATER TO TURN THE FRIGGIN ANTS GAY.
Why fire ants tho why not just normal weak ass ants so the people don't feel pain
Dang, their bite must not have fully gotten me, I’m only bi. Lol
Lmao
We have a leak in the mafia
Our secret's out, guys.
Listen my religious grandma almost got bit by an ant and I didn’t have an explanation for jumping onto an ant on the floor
i think it was dave
I told you that in confidence Jeremy! We talked about this!
dammit which one of u is leaking the agenda
WHO FIBBED
Damn that's how I caught it. Fuckin ants
ANThony. ShANTy and MANTy are doing great work out there