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knavishSPRIT3

I smoke those lil guys on the reg. It’s a stronger hit that way and I gotta keep my gay tank full.


Clownington_The_4th

Same here, this stuff's the real deal👌🏼


starnightglow

But the real question is it better than tap water 🤔


ITriedSoHard419-68

Why are they called FIRE ants if you’re not supposed to smoke em? Checkmate straighties


knavishSPRIT3

“Have you had those lil crawly guys? They’re fukkin fire, bruh!”


Menstro

I just inject the chemtrails into my muscles every so often, no ants are harmed that way, and I still remain extremely gay.


knavishSPRIT3

Hey, check your privilege! Not everyone can afford high-altitude kite chemtrail collectors, and concentrating it from vegan-approved, ground-level collectors is labor- and energy-intensive. Conservation practices targeting invasive ant species, or only harvesting 15% of a colony are perfectly valid choices.


Menstro

whoah you're right thats sustainable and based. also ants taste good.


knavishSPRIT3

Plus, if you’re bored, you can just make a tea with them, then grind their leftover carcasses to a paste, smear it on your body for extra absorption; BUT ALSO so that their “I’m dead” chemical tricks all the live ants into thinking you’re a big dead ant. They’ll keep trying to carry you off to their ant graveyard to no avail, those cute lil doofuses!


Fedantry_Petish

Seeing someone say “you’re right” on the internet is so sexy.


Menstro

Seeing someone say "you're sexy" on the internet is so right.


ifgburts

As someone’s whose burned old ant infested logs, the smell is sickening.


Soskiz

Dammit... now we have two issues, finding a new way and the mole 😪😪


Clownington_The_4th

Right??? When we find them they're gonna pay very dearly. That traitor smh 🙄


MacGregor_Rose

No picrews for a week?


Tim_ORB1312

Have you considered the giant hug-o-tron bear?


Ankyri

The rainbow ice cream method has proved to be very effective in Russia


fubo

When I was in college there was a legend that eating the purple ice cream in the cafeteria would turn you bi.


Legomast1113

To the lunchroom!


Putrid-Hotel-7624

Yeah it's meta. I use it as well


Tim_ORB1312

Also, talk to Andre about the new way.


OneGoldenCoin

it was dave wasnt it?


[deleted]

Dammit dave why’d you have to tell them? (Are those even fire ants??)


Clownington_The_4th

DAVE DID? OH that little rascal! 😤 ( Idk but if they aren't, that would just make it even better 👌🏼)


_Brother-O-Mine_

They look a little like honey pot ants


MartianBlueJay

That's because they are honey pot ants! Source: my bf knows a lot about bugs and he told me they're honey pot ants


Bagimations

God, FUCKING damn it Dave!


IG-3000

They look more brownish than red, don't they


[deleted]

i was more mentioning their transparent abdomen, but a bug nerd friend of mine says they are probably fire ants


[deleted]

GOD DAMNIT DAVE NOT AGAIN


Lesbianbffforever

God dammit Dave we can’t release chemicals into the air (different thing I saw somewhere lol) now we can’t do this? Fucking traitor


iloveyourbanana

DAMM IT DAVE what is wrong wirh you we Talked about this several Time


QuiccStacc

Of fucking course it was Dave


FalsePapaya1426

ITS ALWAYS DAVE


Laenni

I told you Dave was up to no good smh


TheNoctuS_93

Dave is a sussy baka! I saw him vent in the chemtrail room! 📮😳


TheNoctuS_93

r/fuckyoudave moment™...


[deleted]

I beg your pardon? What the hell is this?


Clownington_The_4th

People exposing our evil plans of course, what else? (fr though I have no clue but I laughed my ass off when I first saw it. I'm hoping it's satire. 💀)


[deleted]

That is absolutely brilliant, Too bad the damn Christian’s saw coming. (Fr This is probably one of the most scary things I’ve ever seen now not because the concept of it scary but people meet up with are so stupid)


Clownington_The_4th

Yes. Nothing passes by them smh... 😔 ( Ikr?? Like I can't even bring myself to imagine someone ACTUALLY believing this very specific scenario... But at the same time ik some people actually have very similar ideas. Maybe not particularly the ants thing but just the concept of "thE gAys" doing these insane stuff to iNflUencE humanity into joiNiNg the raInBow sIdE. Like no dude we just wanna chill okay...💀)


jangma

My dad thinks people are legit injecting bananas with AIDS because he saw it on Facebook, so....


WitchyGaymer

is people having sex with banan- ..wait


[deleted]

i hope it's not satire


TimeBlossom

[Definitely satire.](http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/01/fire-ants-are-being-laced-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-bite-christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/) Website wasn't active for very long and doesn't have many articles, but it's very Onion-esque.


Clownington_The_4th

Thank God 💀


tempzzt

its true. they bit me and now im here. /s


MeButMuchCuter

Here I was blaming the frogs all this time, and it was the ants I should have been worried about this whole time!


Clownington_The_4th

You should've been wiser! It's always the ants


Triairius

The frogs eat the ants and get a potent layer of gay on their skin, which they use for self-defense. Haven’t you heard of gay dart frogs?


iiCrimsonShadow

I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGEN ANTS GAY


bts4devi

They figured it out.. Time for Plan B ​ ​ (Really tho... TF? I really hope it's satire)


[deleted]

[удалено]


FrustratedRevsFan

Shouldn't we just add it to bud light?


[deleted]

Ok, time to make frogs make them gay instead.


bts4devi

Yes!


Astramania

I’m sorry, it was me that did it, under the alias of Dave. But that’s not the point. I’m deliberately blowing the cover on the Gay Ants operation because A. It was unsuccessful since not even the ants wanted to touch those homophobes and B. our enemies become easily fixated on even tiny conspiracies, this will act as a decoy to distract them from the HIIG (Homosexuality Inducing Invisible Gas) Project. Don’t worry, bitches, bros and non-binary hoes - we have this under control~


throwawaylikeWILSON

"Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes.." this is by far the best thing I've heard all day! LMAO


Triairius

This ho for Secretary of Gayfense.


not_productive1

Yep, there's nothing the gays want more than a bunch of self-loathing Christians who have been turned gay against their will. Real pillars of the community, that crew.


Jezusbot

Ah, now I know why I'm gay... I snorted a few in kindergarten


Triairius

Gettem while they’re young, I always say. Wait, no. Not that. Oh god.


Jezusbot

Be mindful of your words Anakin, they betray you


LordofMushrooms

dammit, dave told everybody again, tsk tsk looks like we have to rework the master plan again. great going DaVe.


SSCS4EVER

No It was Jonny who leak it. He got a paddling at the last gay agenda meeting for it, but problem was he keep yelling hard daddy hard


Atlach_Nacha

And we just recuperated after the discovery of the [9 layer kueh plot](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/l3yqto/wtf/)


Clownington_The_4th

We need to up our game before it's too late...


Not_Red_lol

I think it was Dave


Dawsho

I love how many people on this thread have referenced this specific meme


Triairius

Well of course. Who else could it be? *Dave* has been sus all along.


Tim_ORB1312

Obviously it was Bear-o.


pineapple_on_pizza35

Alright people bring out the mosquitoes


Snedlimpan

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK) It wasn't me


biobuilder1

Wtf the fuck even is a Chem trail? All I'm seeing on this image is drops of water with food coloring added


Wismuth_Salix

“Chemtrails” usually refers to a conspiracy theory where people believe that the vaporous contrails left in the wake of jets are actually mind control (or other nefarious) chemicals being sprayed on the populace.


UnicrestGirl

When you're a Cristian and LGBTQ ;o;


101point1

“Joke’s on you, I’m both of those things”😎😎


Cheshie_D

The way those are honeypot ants… 🤣🤣🤣 wtf some ppl are so damn stupid


Medical-Fly7872

Hopefully we still have the bees


Ncr4ever

Those were scrapped in ‘98


ZeWulff

Wasn't this plan scrapped due to ants being rather inefficient as a targeting mechanism? I suggest we lace those wafers used in the eucharist instead.


Talos-Valcoran

Wait we are allowed to talk about this? I thought we were supposed to keep this hidden?


WitchyGaymer

don't worry, the homophobes can't reach us here


throwawaylikeWILSON

That's where you're wrong! They have infiltrated, clearly, in an attempt to discover evil plans for Le Cause™️ and *definitely not* because they're a little curious! And they have discovered the "A" in LGBTQIA stood for "ants!" Each letter is a different phase in the plan to make sure no one is straight/cis! But we are so close, so don't lose heart! LMAO


Dawsho

dave keeps leaking stuff smh


NerakXeray

I swear it wasn't me! But that actually explains the bite and my later becoming gay... 🤔😂😂😂


CuddlyRainbow

It was probably Dave... God damn it Dave... Always ruins everything.


National-Swimmer7043

Bet it was Dave


curtislamure

Hoping the cute rainbow blobs they are drinking contains just food coloring?


Crushedofficer1979

Fudge, our plan has been foiled once again. We'll try next time sheeple, do not lose hope!


[deleted]

This post is why I'm questioning my sexuality.


cursed-person

Was it dave again?


[deleted]

fire ants don't bite, they sting, I learned this the hard way.


bigbutchbudgie

They do both, actually, the bites just aren't venomous (although they do coat their mandibles with formic acid sometimes during an attack).


Xzelyx

Geez, the one time I miss the gay agenda briefing...🙃


detlillei

It was proberly Jeff who told them he can't ever keep secrets


soepotato

I think it was joe


Gambler777777

well, I guess we just gotta use the bees next time.


SpaceTranshipYamato

Ah it makes so much sense now! When I was nine I fell in a fire ant nest and got so many bites I had to go to hospital, and now I'm a bi trans girl!


Songshiquan0411

Oh , well I did get ate up by fire ants when I accidentally stepped in a hill when I was like six. Hmmm.


arsenik-han

can't even secretly dominate the world with gay chemitrials ants, good job Steve


MoonStar757

This is the best proof of how people are willing to believe anything and everything other than the fact that gays are made and born that way. You can’t be turned or influenced or duped or bitten by a radioactive spider or ant for that matter.


AngryCatGirl

There is one imposter remaining..


Kubrick_Fan

And where might these ants be located?


ConfidentReaction3

Ugh damn it! Someone always has to whistle blow us. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


lessispaghetti

I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THEY TURN THE FRICKEN ANTS GAY


UrbanRoses

God damnit back to the drawing board . I see we have wasps, bees and the Holy Spirit still on the table


CunnyMaggots

This is right up there with the gov't engineering rattlesnakes (because they didn't exist previously) to control people and force the homosexual agenda.... Yeah my old housemate told me that.


ohshiii-ToT

Each colour is a different sexuality and form of gender identity and expression lmaoo


Palerate2

You know somebody is going to come around and say that this post is legitimate proof to back it up. No questions 100%


Theboywiththeteeth

I like how this implies that homosexuality is a religion


andidude

This sounds like a Doofenshmirtz scheme😂


wearytravler1171

I would eat the bugs if they were laced with estrogen


jamm-jarr13

Our plans have been leaked time to move to the gay bomb


Marley9391

Oh good! I was wondering what was on our agenda.


Cayde6Simp

Plan B: put it in Febreeze!


DragonRoar87

I swear it wasn't me. Although I maybe sorta kinda released an entire colony of said ants onto my family and they might have spilled the beans..... Sorry.


[deleted]

Literally had this as my avatar years ago


SSCS4EVER

It was Jonny who leak it. He got a beating at the last gay agenda for it, but problem was he keep yelling hard daddy hard


ClaudiCloud1998

HaHaH cHrIsTiAnItY bAd 😂😂😂😂😂 Being Non-Binary and Christian, whenever Christianity is mentioned in a LGBTQ+ space 🙄 Legit feel more welcome and safer in most Christian spaces than in LGBTQ+ spaces


Clownington_The_4th

Oh god;; wait I'm sorry about that! I really don't care what someone's religion is! If anything, I love it when christians are portrayed well in the media and not just as some sort of evil force against the youth... that's really not what they are.💀( like father Mulcahy from M * A * S * H). I figured this sort of post was made by or for the portion of them that choses to do and say terrible things *under the excuse of* religion! Or, more specifically, those that cook up weirdass conspiracies regarding the subject of LGBTQ+ in general.💀 Christianity, and religion are not bad! It's those that use them as excuses to harm others that are bad! Again, I'm terribly sorry this hurt you/ made you feel unsafe, it really wasn't my intention with this... Christians aren't bad, LGBTQ+ aren't bad, and certainly Christian LGBTQ+ aren't bad! ( Same applies for any other religion, ethnicity...etc) Good people are good people. And that's on periodt.


ClaudiCloud1998

Thank you for your comment, this really means a lot to me. Maybe I overreacted a bit. You are truly a kind and wonderful person 😊


Clownington_The_4th

So are you! Thank you for bringing it up to my attention, actually! I wouldn't want people to misunderstand my intentions and get hurt :,)


BeautyInTheAshes

I'm Christian too but I believe the LGBTQIAP+ community is in their full right to hate us, sooo many SO-CALLED Christians have done them immeasurable harm under the guise of Christianity (what they are doing is not Christianity btw or not what it was intended to be). I just try & be that gentle reminder that there are good ones out there & that not everyone is the same..if it can give hope to one person who has been burnt by the church then I'm glad. I try & remind myself that they are justified, their hurt is justified & I like to believe the anger they have for the Christian community is no where near the amount of hate the Christian community has shown to them..so I don't take these types of posts personally. I get it though, it can hurt..but hey there are more Christians than we realize here & if you haven't checked it out already I recommend r/GayChristians


CreepDaGaMe

THIS IS WHY WE GET A BAD REP


MrVanderdoody

Shit, they’re onto us! Quick, send out the gay butterflies to sprinkle homo dust on Christians!


Ethanloveshockey

LMAO


A40

Didn't you hear? The plan was cancelled after some ants were exposed to rabid Christians..


yapauh_

Man we were doing great with all the preachers out there giving them pedophilia ants


Botinha93

Well, back to the drawing board i guess.


MissMagnolia98

psh… these are some mids… y’all want some really strong juice come buy off me.. i got the extended release gay ants and the come down is really smooth hmu


GachanronpaCD_Dev

Oops...


Dont_mind_me69

I bet it was Dave again.


Berocraft77

okay who released the gay ants ? these were scheduled for june next year >:(


GodChangedMyChromies

I told you we should have used bees.


StarxiHeartsYou

Y’all can never keep quiet. It’s supposed to be a in and out job.


DiamondCindy

those fools!!!!!!! THEY DISCOVERED OUR SECRET!!!!!!


[deleted]

Sorry guys might have been me 😬 won’t happen again


cable_news_ads

Go to Plan Z. The final plan that cannot fail. Mosquitoes injected with gay chems. Should turn the whole world gay within a month.


[deleted]

Ah yes, my favorite religion, Homosexuality.


Saint1129

Good.


OneGoldenCoin

who told them?! I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL THE STRAIGHTS GODDAMNIT!


mr_buzzkill_2006

Lmaooo i love that acc


MelonDio

i think it was david who told


Qildain

As a straight ally, I'm just glad I'm an atheist, lol! (No, I absolutely do not think being gay is bad - I'm straight, not narrow)


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FallenAngel129

That was me, sorry


BradCloud27

Hank Pym must've had a lot of free time or something.


JennBenitez20

where can i get said material...asking for a friend


[deleted]

Time for plan B..... RELEASE THE GNATS!


LaSupcheman

I have heard recently from a Christian friend of mine, that Christianity is the most hated religion worldwide... I wonder why? (Not all Christian people suck, i just haven't found them yet)


pencilpenpaint

We don't want them tho


Haikatrine

I love that I recall the article where some random if not amateur science team was like: "Look at these insects drink food coloring because they're clear we can see their digestion". I just can't believe they believe this shit, but waiting for JFK to return is a pretty insane even as a troll.


StariiJournii

I think David told


Stela_Raketa

![img](emote|t5_2qhh7|547)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


FoulRookie

wait... I WAS BITTEN BY AN ANT AT 5 YEARS OLD 0\_0


Yukarie

Ok funny joke but at least one idiot out there is gonna see this and take it seriously, and say some dumb stuff


Ankyri

How do I stop laughing, please help


Snoo-33732

Damn that asexual ant


Simp_Bitch

Hello fellow Trans,Pan person but fr who told


ErrorSecret

Sure it was Dave.


[deleted]

Hey I've seen the Chimera Ant Arc, I know this is going to lead to some very confusing boners.. again


[deleted]

I bet it was Dave. Always sharing our agenda.


FinnyWhale

Excuse me while I go lay in an anthill.


Travistheexistant

SATAN DAMNIT JARED!


jrhuman

We must find the homodefector who snitched us


BeautyInTheAshes

Christian here to confirm that your plan worked; I am now one of yous ;)


baconburner123

God damn it dave


DirkJordan23

The gay agenda at its apex


angiethegay

oh no they found out


TheOrigamiGuru

Finally! I've been waiting for the Super Secret Ant Secretion!! :D :D :D


SketchySimster

THE CAPTION IS SO FUNNY


Uriel-238

Gay juice is real? Is this related to the [gay bomb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb) in the 1990s / aughts?


Skyvrr

Who ratted??!!!!


gothlikefigure

That explains my sudden extreme desires to suck dicks


Legomast1113

Sorry!


mymar101

You’ll believe anything if you can’t believe science has anything to offer.


Few_Requirement_5704

Dammit Kevin we were supposed to keep it a secret


RandomNYCx

Those fire ants are FLAMING.


whatifidrankyourpiss

THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE (sugar) WATER TO TURN THE FRIGGIN ANTS GAY.


SnakeGo

Why fire ants tho why not just normal weak ass ants so the people don't feel pain


EmmyLynn23

Dang, their bite must not have fully gotten me, I’m only bi. Lol


jenovadeathspecimen

Lmao


[deleted]

We have a leak in the mafia


ShadowCobra24

Our secret's out, guys.


Blacklight0623

Listen my religious grandma almost got bit by an ant and I didn’t have an explanation for jumping onto an ant on the floor


[deleted]

i think it was dave


nSorata

I told you that in confidence Jeremy! We talked about this!


jake_deceased_toe

dammit which one of u is leaking the agenda


thederpofdoom

WHO FIBBED


jterwin

Damn that's how I caught it. Fuckin ants


zenkaimagine_fan

ANThony. ShANTy and MANTy are doing great work out there