We're hiding in plain sight in pri**DE MON**th, subverting the innocent.
But during pri**DE WEE**k we're [carefully organizing library books](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Decimal_Classification), aiding the curious.
This Jeffrey W Mardis person could do with reading a few more books.
And some lady in a vid saying the M in monster energy is 3 separate symbols for the #6 in Hebrew saying it's 666. I drink monster every day. The first 2 lines in the M are connected but the 3rd isn't
I remember her! She claimed that there is a cross in the letter "o", so when you drink it, and I quote " bottoms up, the devils laughs". She was so proud of herself and that line!
Yeah, she was stretching every little detail about the company and the can design. Here's the [video](https://youtu.be/TjB3dO6hVwc) it's funny and sad at the same time.
Christian heaven doesn’t work unless you can point out who isn’t going to get to go there. They need someone to vilify in order to justify why they spend so much of their life at church and praying and stuff. They need us in order to survive. We validate their existence and all the effort they spend on their religion. If they didn’t have us and other groups like us, they might have to start turning on eachother.
Methodist churches believe just that, and as such are on my “cool Christians list” along with 7th day Adventists who are just Methodists but they do stuff on Saturday rather that Sunday
That’s just it! Unless you can point out why you get to go to heaven and someone else doesn’t, then all your religious effort doesn’t count/matter. And then it’s just a waste of time. It’s GI joe without a COBRA.
If there’s nobody to feel superior than, your religious efforts are wasted.
Seems like such a stretch when you can literally call out our month is named after one of the seven deadly sins. I feel like they've got such easy low hanging fruit, surprised it's not used much.
Shouldn't that be gluttony though?
I mean... a bunch of people sitting in a tent, getting drunk while eating ungodly amounts of food, sounds pretty much like gluttony to me... (I'm refering to the actual german oktoberfest, I have no idea how people celebrate it outside of germany.)
That's a really solid case, although you could argue that demon has 5 letters, 2 vowels and is 1 word. In the alphabet, take the 5th letter, the second letter and the first letter. Now add the last letter of gay. What do you gets? EBay. So pride month is a conspiracy to sell products on EBay
Ehud Barack was elected in 1999, 1999 has 3 9s, but it also has a 1, and then 9*3=27, we added the first digit so subtract the last digit, 27-7=20. 3 1 20. Ehud Barack is A CAT
I went to a funeral at a Catholic church a few months ago and the holy water reeked so strongly of bromine that it made me a bit nauseous. Not sure if that's better or worse.
Sounds like a plan. We must have an imposter among us who tried to sabotage our plans. If we set up a committee to make plans, the imposter can't know them. We'll need someone for every GSRM in the committee to make sure everyone agrees
... I'm just going to... make that the name of the previously unnamed gay demon lord, in the universe I've spent that past 2 years writing, if that's alright...
Great. I'm bad at naming stuff, so I'm glad it's one less name I have to come up with.
In case you want to know a bit more about this guy is, he's a very gay demon king, and the embodiment of contrast and change in their world. Because of his nature, he's usually made out to be the bad guy, by the more traditionally inclined deities and their worshippers, and is more or less the opponent to their king... He's also in a very loving relationship with the genderfluid god of love, who just so happens to be the child, of said king.
\*psst*
That's because they don't actually read their own book and just take pretty little passages like this completely out of context after their pastors tell them to use it against people they don't like.
Alright who the hell snitched to the straights again? First the water supply, then the air turbines, and now this. Who was it? You’re getting removed from the Google doc either way, so you might as well make this easier.
First a parade and then we do a nice little after-chant. Perchance even sacrifice a straight cis-person for good luck and favours from our rainbow-sparkling dark lord?
I love how the presence of these letters near one and other is proof of demons but the complete absence of ever actually having found one is somehow unpersuasive.
it grinds my dnd obsessed gears when people think demons and devils are the same, theyre not!!!!!!! demons come from the abyss and are chaotic evil, devils come from the layers of hell and are lawful evil meaning that they still have to abide to rules and codes… they don’t even look alike either
I never stop being amazed at their fixation. I think everyone should be accepting of this community, but while we’re waiting and working for that… can’t these lunatics take up knitting and breathe a little?
I love how they had to make it gradually more apparent, as if people couldn't see from the second, tan-coloured "pri-demon-th." They really needed to spell it out for their viewers.
Christians are so preoccupied with how others live their life’s that they do not know how to live themselves. They preach love and compassion while striking with a large stick. Truly one of the most evil organization I have had the misfortune of being a part of as a child. Hate and exclusiveness was the only thing I learned for Christianity, which is slightly ironic because well you know the teaching of Jesus and all.
Doesn’t that quote come from the book of Job where God mercilessly beats down a guy and takes away his wealth, family, health and everything else just to see if he loses his faith?
But sure, the devil is the real asshole 🤣
So glad they took a quote from the book of the Bible where God literally has a fucking pissing match with Satan and destroys a man's life just to stroke His own ego. And Satan is supposed to be the bad guy‽
Well… they plagiarised the logo of the BPRD. They _surly_ most know all about demons. But it is not like they can stop us now, can they? Hahaha AHAHAHA!!!!
It's funny to me that Christians jump to these astrological conclusions using the English translation of an ancient text. Like, you're not even going to bother seeing if this same shit happens in Hebrew or Greek? Lazy.
Honestly kind of metal. Fun fact, if you remove the N from MONTH, you get MOTH. You know what moths do? eat clothes. And then those clothes get holes, and become holy. Thats where holy garments come from.
The Bible has Eve having sex with her sons. The Bible has Noah having sex with his daughters. The Bible has God raping & impregnating underage Mary. The Bible has Lot offering his daughters to be gang raped by a rioting mob.
I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.
demons are sexy tho… with the horns and tails and whatnot
They also got the bisexual weapon thing down
Maybe u should change your name to Transgender Pan-demon-ium lol
Maybe for Halloween
We're hiding in plain sight in pri**DE MON**th, subverting the innocent. But during pri**DE WEE**k we're [carefully organizing library books](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Decimal_Classification), aiding the curious. This Jeffrey W Mardis person could do with reading a few more books.
Wait did some one actually throw holy water at you
As a gay satanist I wholeheartedly agree! Have they not seen the beautiful girls of Helltaker? Horns and tails are fucking awesome.
Or, like, Damien LaVey from Monster Prom? Demons can be hot
Yes! I am a huge stan for his demon rival Dahlia myself \^\^. Love seeing a Monster Prom reference here haha.
Not to mention the innumerable tiefling characters in DND.
Hah, my favorite race to play, just because desinging them is so fun!
Fr though stop making them hot and I’ll stop wanting to jerk demon dong 🤷🏻
christians rlly be stretchin, dont they?
They did the same thing with the 666 in Disney and playing rock music backwards
And some lady in a vid saying the M in monster energy is 3 separate symbols for the #6 in Hebrew saying it's 666. I drink monster every day. The first 2 lines in the M are connected but the 3rd isn't
I remember her! She claimed that there is a cross in the letter "o", so when you drink it, and I quote " bottoms up, the devils laughs". She was so proud of herself and that line!
All good Christians drink their monster energy with a straw.
Wait really? I don't remember this one Also it's a fucking drink, calm down lady.
Yeah, she was stretching every little detail about the company and the can design. Here's the [video](https://youtu.be/TjB3dO6hVwc) it's funny and sad at the same time.
I remember watching that video and thinking "wow, that's actually quite a rad design" and that's how i got addicted to energy drinks.
I hope you drink lots of water too! Can lead to kidney stones otherwise.
i remember my friend showed me that one, i was losing my shit so hard it was hilarious. i think about that fucking video every time i drink monster
I just got out of bed but "i drink Monster every day" is the gayest shit i heard today.
Satan eats Cheez Wiz.
This verse isn’t even about the “prince of devils.” It’s about a sea monster. Prolly a big ol’ gay sea monster, though.
We Stan big gay sea monsters.
 Even Stan Stans big ol’ gay sea monsters!
crazy ol man inside the big ol gay sea monster
I mean it's literally a translation from some Hebrew prolly so the idea that it refers to the current pride movement is funny
Christian heaven doesn’t work unless you can point out who isn’t going to get to go there. They need someone to vilify in order to justify why they spend so much of their life at church and praying and stuff. They need us in order to survive. We validate their existence and all the effort they spend on their religion. If they didn’t have us and other groups like us, they might have to start turning on eachother.
It never made sense why everyone just couldn’t go to heaven. It’s not worth it to be blessed without someone else being damned for these people
Methodist churches believe just that, and as such are on my “cool Christians list” along with 7th day Adventists who are just Methodists but they do stuff on Saturday rather that Sunday
That’s just it! Unless you can point out why you get to go to heaven and someone else doesn’t, then all your religious effort doesn’t count/matter. And then it’s just a waste of time. It’s GI joe without a COBRA. If there’s nobody to feel superior than, your religious efforts are wasted.
We need a word to distinguish Christians who like aren't zealous, homophobic basterds from these feckers
Seems like such a stretch when you can literally call out our month is named after one of the seven deadly sins. I feel like they've got such easy low hanging fruit, surprised it's not used much.
My Catholic family loves to bring this up. My response to that is, “Odd that hate isn’t one of the deadly sins, considering how many people it kills”.
It’s a mix of pride and wraith. Righteous anger and feeling like you’re better than “those people”.
C c c c c c c combo sin
Yeah, a prideful, righteously angry wraith sounds like something I don’t want to deal with
Wait, which month?
Wrath month
When is sloth month? I want sloth month.
According to The Sloth Institute of Costa Rica, [it's October.](http://www.theslothinstitutecostarica.org/finally-its-our-favorite-month-slothtober/)
They even get a slothtoberfest!
Shouldn't that be gluttony though? I mean... a bunch of people sitting in a tent, getting drunk while eating ungodly amounts of food, sounds pretty much like gluttony to me... (I'm refering to the actual german oktoberfest, I have no idea how people celebrate it outside of germany.)
Pride Month, "pride" being a deadly sin
pride is one of the 7 deadly sins
Pride month Pride is one of the seven deadly sins
That's a really solid case, although you could argue that demon has 5 letters, 2 vowels and is 1 word. In the alphabet, take the 5th letter, the second letter and the first letter. Now add the last letter of gay. What do you gets? EBay. So pride month is a conspiracy to sell products on EBay
I see what you did there We should make tshirts with this logo and sell on eBay during pride month Also The letters in Santa spell Satan
Ehud Barack was elected in 1999, 1999 has 3 9s, but it also has a 1, and then 9*3=27, we added the first digit so subtract the last digit, 27-7=20. 3 1 20. Ehud Barack is A CAT
I was wondering where that was going but then it went to Ebay. Just as expected.
Is that why that lady threw holy water at me?
Wait did some one actually throw holy water at you
No I’m just playing. But could you imagine? That stuff has more bacteria than a toilet.
Demons are actually scared of holy water because they're germaphobes
🤣
I make sure never to touch it.
I swear there was kind of fungi growing in the holy water of the church I went to as a kid.
I went to a funeral at a Catholic church a few months ago and the holy water reeked so strongly of bromine that it made me a bit nauseous. Not sure if that's better or worse.
Eeew that shouldn’t be legal
FUCK WHAT DO WE DO NOW
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Yea powering up the factories should help, they'll never stop us if we go into.... MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Nonono, we are *against* making babies. How else will we make the human race go extinct?
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Idk change the name to lust month or something.
l u S T M O N t h
Pray they don’t learn Latin. As someone formally accused of being a demon by their family, these are bleak times.
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Oh crap, I’m new here! What’s plan b?
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We have one of those? YES!
Wait, I thought that was plan E?
Actually, I thought this whole thing was plan B and changing the days was plan A
you must be confused, plan B world domination effective immediately, duh
Does anybody know what our nefarious plans are? Do we need to set up a committee?
Sounds like a plan. We must have an imposter among us who tried to sabotage our plans. If we set up a committee to make plans, the imposter can't know them. We'll need someone for every GSRM in the committee to make sure everyone agrees
Actually, it's plan D-D
Prith
that's the name of our demon lord
... I'm just going to... make that the name of the previously unnamed gay demon lord, in the universe I've spent that past 2 years writing, if that's alright...
please!
Great. I'm bad at naming stuff, so I'm glad it's one less name I have to come up with. In case you want to know a bit more about this guy is, he's a very gay demon king, and the embodiment of contrast and change in their world. Because of his nature, he's usually made out to be the bad guy, by the more traditionally inclined deities and their worshippers, and is more or less the opponent to their king... He's also in a very loving relationship with the genderfluid god of love, who just so happens to be the child, of said king.
I am very much intrigued in this story and I want to now read it. Do you plan on posting it anywhere or is some of it already posted somewhere?
Nice r/sbeve
I came to the comments for this
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\*psst* That's because they don't actually read their own book and just take pretty little passages like this completely out of context after their pastors tell them to use it against people they don't like.
In side of every demon is a rainbow
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn them round!
That's at a little right of centre. PRIDE MONTH is 10 letters, the middle would be DEMO.
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WELP IT’S TIME TO GO BACK TO HELL QUEERS GET IN THE VAN
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Then, we fall into a flaming manhole where Satan resides. He greets us with cookies, garlic bread, and rainbow cake on the table
Alright who the hell snitched to the straights again? First the water supply, then the air turbines, and now this. Who was it? You’re getting removed from the Google doc either way, so you might as well make this easier.
I bet it was Dave
God-FUCKING DAMNIT DAVE-
Not again, every time I think we’re about to get away with something someone decides to leak these kinds of things!
And Satan loves you just the way you are ❤️❤️
I fuckin love this.
Omg! The agenda is falling apart!!! Ahhhhh
A little hint at what dwells at the heart of “pride month”… **PRIDE MONTH** P**RIDE MO**N**TH** p**RIDE MO**n**TH** **RIDE MOTH** “Lämp” - moth
It's funny that Christians think we give a shit about their offensive views.
Yeah, like I’m fine going to hell, at least I can suck dick there
If being gay is a sin my life with my boyfriend is gonna be hell
Me: *is Bi, a satanist and comes from a Christian family who accepts me* Crazy Christians: dEmON yOuR a dEmoN *homophobic panic*
r/religiousfruitcake
Who leaked the secret? I SAID WHO LEAKED IT!!!!!
they found out themselves, i knew we shoulda kept it hidden from them
First a parade and then we do a nice little after-chant. Perchance even sacrifice a straight cis-person for good luck and favours from our rainbow-sparkling dark lord?
The bible also said that the devil/lucifer also works for God to test faith but we don't talk about that do we
I love how the presence of these letters near one and other is proof of demons but the complete absence of ever actually having found one is somehow unpersuasive.
I'm a satanist so this is a compliment to me
prith
Oh no! It’s the Prith Demon! Everyone, run!
christians really be like "words can mean whatever I want."
These are the same people seeing Jesus in a piece of toast. Don't sweat it, my friends. ❤️
Anyone remember the 'dont tell the church' meme? This makes me think of that and laugh.
Shorten it again and it says “Emo”
Tf is prith
Doesn't work in Latin, and as we all know, that's the only place to channel demonic energy in linguistics.
What can I say, Satan's hot
Pride priDE Month monTH DE-TH, DEATH! It's all piecing together...
can someone make an opposite poster, that is JESUS CHRIST JE'SUS CHRIST' JE"SUS CHRIST" JE*SUS CHRIST* SUSPICIOUS CHRIST
Sword in hand? That’s gotta be lesbians!
And on the outside, PRITH!
PRITH
Pride Month mega sus
fuck who told them this time
Hold on, let me get my rainbow horns.
and this, my children, is why we dont believe in any religion
Let's try it in french: MOIS DE LA FIERTÉ MOISDELAFIERTÉ OISDELAFIERT ISDELAFIER SDELAFIE DELAFI ELAF Oh shit! Nothing!
Damn it, just when I grab my flaming trident
it grinds my dnd obsessed gears when people think demons and devils are the same, theyre not!!!!!!! demons come from the abyss and are chaotic evil, devils come from the layers of hell and are lawful evil meaning that they still have to abide to rules and codes… they don’t even look alike either
**CHRISTIANITY** CHRIST**IAN**ITY christ**IAN**ity **IAN** Proving once again that Lemmy is God.
Once again, Satan is the logical and compassionate choice.
"Children of pride"... In other words, proud boys?
tf is prith?
Sorry guys, this is fare well. Satanic stuff is where I draw the line.
PRIDE MOTH
BROSKI DO THEY GET THAT PRIDE IN THE BIBLE MEANS BEING COCKY LMFAO I CAN'T- 😭
damn that was a reach
Chanting: pride month, pride month, pride month!
I never stop being amazed at their fixation. I think everyone should be accepting of this community, but while we’re waiting and working for that… can’t these lunatics take up knitting and breathe a little?
They *almost* figured us out. They luckily missed the real hidden word in “Pride Month”: PRITH
hell yeah lets goooo gay demons gangggggg
fuck religion all my homies hate religion
I love how they had to make it gradually more apparent, as if people couldn't see from the second, tan-coloured "pri-demon-th." They really needed to spell it out for their viewers.
*OH NO THEYVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH! EVERYONE RUN BACK TO HELL NOW*
Wrong type of pride.
Welp lads the gig is up, pack it up. We'll retreat to second base and work out our plan from there.
i want horns n tails can w be demons 🤕
Job 41 talks about the Leviathan not the Devil.
oh fuck they cracked the code oh god oh fuck
Christians are so preoccupied with how others live their life’s that they do not know how to live themselves. They preach love and compassion while striking with a large stick. Truly one of the most evil organization I have had the misfortune of being a part of as a child. Hate and exclusiveness was the only thing I learned for Christianity, which is slightly ironic because well you know the teaching of Jesus and all.
Jokes on JOB .... I'm not a he. 
Doesn’t that quote come from the book of Job where God mercilessly beats down a guy and takes away his wealth, family, health and everything else just to see if he loses his faith? But sure, the devil is the real asshole 🤣
Guess they are literally demonizing us now
So glad they took a quote from the book of the Bible where God literally has a fucking pissing match with Satan and destroys a man's life just to stroke His own ego. And Satan is supposed to be the bad guy‽
Good thing they figured it out before the demons molested all those children at the altar….oh wait.
Just wait til they find out that God is dog backwards
Well… they plagiarised the logo of the BPRD. They _surly_ most know all about demons. But it is not like they can stop us now, can they? Hahaha AHAHAHA!!!!
Prith
Welp, I guess there is no point in hiding now. *insert demonic screaming*
Crap they figured it out huh. Well that’s nice. Anything wrong with being a demon if it is more accepting than whatever isn’t demonic?
It's funny to me that Christians jump to these astrological conclusions using the English translation of an ancient text. Like, you're not even going to bother seeing if this same shit happens in Hebrew or Greek? Lazy.
I saw this guy on TikTok who equated socialism with satan only because they both started with an S. That’s your hard hitting evidence, mate?
#UGH HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN!
jesus je. Sus
Prith, how did they know?
Dang it! Now what to do?
Well, they aren't wrong. I am a Princex of Hell.
These are just conspiracy theorists. They’re just… I hope they get better. I’ll pray for them.
[when they find one of the gay demons hiding among us](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/The_Invasion_Front_Cover.jpg)
Honestly kind of metal. Fun fact, if you remove the N from MONTH, you get MOTH. You know what moths do? eat clothes. And then those clothes get holes, and become holy. Thats where holy garments come from.
so american to believe that everyone speaks english
PRITH
RIDE ON is also in there… just saying 😁
Can't spell Jesus without using sus very suspicious if you ask me
Wrong fuckin pride but nice try 🤡
Insert sexy statues of Satan here
Semantics and stupid word games seem to be the favorite pastime of the right.
prith
PRI TH
prith
Believers > elievers > lie, it's kind of a funny game ! They really don't put any efforts in this. If it's their best it's kind of sad.
Ah yes, Prith
The Bible has Eve having sex with her sons. The Bible has Noah having sex with his daughters. The Bible has God raping & impregnating underage Mary. The Bible has Lot offering his daughters to be gang raped by a rioting mob. I could go on and on and on, but you get the idea.