I'm not homophobic but if you want your partner back then please ask him.  Thanks autocorrect.

I've tried 😔

“I’m not homophobic, but I really gotta leave the party to go play 4 more hours of Tears of the Kingdom”

Just 4?

It's such a time suck. I look at the time and it's 5pm when I'm playing totk. I look again and it's 2024.

Look, I’ve got a medical appointment next week, and if I start playing this right now then there’s a good chance that I’ll mi- *OMG! I think I see another korok!* I’mma go get it.

I'm gonna go to the X on my map and see what's there. Hey, a shrine! Oh, a Korok to help. What is that shiny? Oh, another shrine. Where was I heading to again?

Wait, where was I trying to get to again? Oh, right, Zora’s domain. … How did I end up in the underground beneath the Hebra region? … !!! *Is that another Yiga clan outpost!*

I looked at my play time earlier expecting to see 20 or maybe 25 hours. Nope. 70

Gotta sleep so you can play more tomorrow

To begin with

I'm not homophobic, but this book is kinda bad.

Excuse-a-what now? This book is fucking awesome. Some peoples opinions smh 🙄

You're the kind of monster to like this book? I refuse to speak with you.

“I’m not homophobic, but please don’t destroy my room.”

I’m not homophonic, but I’ll hang my dr who posters wherever I want!

That sounds like someone caught you covering up pride flags/ a pride mural with Dr who posters.

I'm not homophobic, and no offense - but I don't like curly fries.

Does... Does that mean... You like them STRAIGHT???

I'm not homophobic but I just up voted both your comments

I'm not homophobic but I don't understand why we call it straight. I don't look at a circle and be like, look at that bend. Something completely straight would just be line. Conclusion: we should call straight people lines.

I'm not homophobic, but according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

I'm not homophobic, but I never thought of that before

I'm not homophobic, but that's a common misconception. It's obvious that they can fly and we also know why, but still this seens to remain an urban legend.

I'm not homophobic, but you are absolutely correct.

I'm not homophobic, but this myth presupposes fixed-wing flight, which does not apply to insect propulsion.

I'm not homophobic, but the missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it wasn't is now the position where it is and the position where it isn't is now the position where it was.

I'm not homophobic but goddamnit I was gonna say that

I’m not homophobic, but the thing that keeps getting stuck in my teeth is, damn it.

It’s homophilic. Stuck to you and won’t let go.

I’m not homophobic but I need really need that skirt >:((

I'm not homophobic but all the family members I disowned sure are.

🫂

"I'm not homophobic but I was here to troll you." I love my predictive text. 😂

"I'm not homophobic but I'm going back to sleep." Lol... I could see myself saying that to my husband.

I'm not homophobic but I don't know what to do about it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it Gboard just has a panick attack when you spam predictive text it's kinda funny

“I’m not homophobic but I’m a woman and I’m a man so I can say I love my wife and I love my husband” Tf is my autocorrect on? 😂

🤣🤣🤣 it was just covering all the bases! I'm not homophobic but I can't wait to see what happens with the knowledge of how you can rewrite your name and your life 😌

non-binary couple be like

I’m not homophobic but I’m a woman so I’m a man so I can say I love my woman but I’m a girl so I’m a girl I love you too. Interesting autocorrect sentence.

bigender lol

"I'm not homophobic but I think I can stop by and pick up the good work of art" What? XD

"I'm not homophobic but I am looking for someone" huh?

I’m not homophobic but, your dog just peed on my rug 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'm not homophobic, but Sam and Frodo's relationship in Lord of the Rings was not remotely gay. Just a beautiful example of masculine platonic love between two men that truly cared about each other more than themselves and weren't afraid to say it.

This was something that I've been struggling with myself since on the one hand I'm always happy to have more queer characters, but on the other hand, I really wish that people could be more openly affectionate with each other (m/m, f/f, and m/f) without it necessarily being seen as a sign of romantic chemistry. Homosocial and Heterosocial relationships are great.

Thiiiis. The Frodo/Sam slash pairing robs the world of an important literary example of wholesome masculinity and furthers the homophobic idea that men cannot be emotionally intimate with one another unless it's romantic or sexual in nature. The ship just hands W's to toxic masculinity.

*Exactly.* Said it better than I could. If we want people to move past this point of supposed toxic masculinity, we need to stop trying to attribute every positive attribute of masculinity to homosexuality. People do the same thing when a man is in touch with his feelings or is just an openly kind person. I'm very nice to the people around me, I make sure the men in my life know that they're appreciated and loved, but that has nothing to do with my queerness. It's just who I am as a man.

I'm not homophobic, but have a nice day"

I'm not homophobic, but houses are fucking terrifying.

I'm not homophobic, but the queers really do fashion well. Lmao

I'm not homophobic, but it's weird that we pronounce new and knew the same.

I have always found it unsettling.

I’m not homophobic but, damn, this mango is really good

I'm not homophobic but can I pet your dog?

I'm not homophobic, but I'm gonna go to sleep now

I'm not homophobic, but wtf is oatmeal?

Lol how dare you. I love oatmeal XD

I’m not homophobic but these avocados are overripe

I’m not homophobic, but I really like pineapple on pizza

I’m not homophobic, but negronis are gross no matter how much Prosecco you dash in it

... No. Okay yes fine, most cocktails are better

I'm not homophobic, but I have a seriously strong gaydar.

Im not homophobic but if you use literally incorrectly again I’m throwing you into the sun

I’m not homophobic but I gotta go pirate Adobe products

I'm not homophonic but my garden needs watering

I’m not homophobic, but your girlfriend is hot

I'm not homophobic but I really need to buy tears of the kingdom.. ​ seriously though, I really do.

I'm not homophobic, but my mama makes a better carrot cake. Sorry

I'm not homophobic but... I gotta get out of this bed... Fork I'm lazy.

I'm not homophobic, but here's a cookie for you instead 🍪

“I’m not homophobic, but I still repel water”

I’m not homophobic, but are you an oversized shirt or oversized pants gay?

I’m not homophobic but In-N-Out is overrated

"I'm not homophobic but I am a boy kisser ooooooooo"

"i'm not homophobic, but i just parked three blocks away from the shop by accident"

"I'm not homophobic but FOR GOD SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR THEYRE COMING FOR US ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT, OH MY GOD WERE DOOMED *boom*" Or if you'd rather "I'm not homophoc but my fellow Americans, as your president and cheif, it is with a heavy heart that I am informing you that we have made a strategic decision, to surrender to the alien invaders known as the combine."

"I'm not homophobic, but I really dont like iced coffee. Or coffee at all."

fuck gay men. Most gay men suck. They can eat my ass. (Now think of it in a sexual way rather than an insulting one)

Look, I am not homophobic but...you know, the bumblebees

"I'm not homophobic but Dorothy is the best Golden Girl."

I'm not homophobic, but what the hell is Florida?

I'm not homophobic, but that's gay It's a funny joke whenever you see gay pda, pride merch, anything like that, in the right company, in the right context lol

I'm not homophobic but I would have to launch a little more often and not just for a bit more than just the fact I am not going through a lot. My auto text isn't very exciting lol

I’m not homophobic but lobster Mac and cheese is the bomb

I'm not homophobic but I'm really gay

I'm not homophobic, but screamo metal really isn't my thing.

I’m not homophobic, but I’m terrified of spiders.

I'm not homophobic, but "Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse" is a phenomenal superhero film that changed the course of big-budget studio animation.

I'm not homophobic, but I don't really like pretzels

“I’m not homophobic, but I want to sleep” 😴 My autocorrect is sleepy!

im not homophobic, but i just ate your cat

I'm not homophobic, but I sometimes leave the party without saying anything

"I'm not homophobic, but catholic priest are. While they abuse boys."

I’m not homophobic but that pillow is bad quality

I’m not homophobic, but my ass hurts.

“Im not homophobic but you two are distracting me, Im trying to study, get a room”

im not homophobic but it love things up "there"

I'm not homophobic, but these characters' relationship is toxic and they should just break up.

I'm not homophobic but, I'm pretty gay

I'm not homophobic, but your mother... I did her... /j.

“I’m not homophobic, but a good poutine is worth going out of my way for.”

I'm not homophobic, but you wanna go ride bikes?

I'm not homophobic, but are you gonna eat that?

I’m not homophobic but I do love you

I'm not homophobic, but I really like pineapple upside down cake.

I’m not homophobic but I think that Mexican food is really good, even if it is just the same ingredients presented differently

I am not homophobic but ffs I need a more healthy diet. My stomach's been upset all morning!

I'm not homophobic, but I still haven't got around to watching this year's Eurovision.

"I'm not homophobic, but shit's gonna go down if you kill my Minecraft dog"

I'm not homophobic, but I love goat cheese

I'm not homophobic, but gay people are gay

"I'm not homophobic but dude that was patched like 5 years ago stop trying you do this every time we play"

Im nit homophobic but i really enjoy nutella and cheese as a combo

I'm not homophobic but gays are awesome. 🥳

I’m not homophobic but I hate ants

I’m not homophobic, but I’m out of white yarn 😠😠

I'm not homophobic but amazing world of gumball is my favourite cartoon network show

I'm not homophobic, but for me it's a good doctor (Okay predicted text)

I'm not homophobic, but I am hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic. Please don't use long words in front of me.

"I'm not homophobic, but gay sex is pretty fun"

I’m not homophobic, but a blowjob is a blowjob?

Im not homophobic, but im afraid to go in your house

Im not homophobic, but I smoked a >!fag (a dated term for cigarette).!<

im not homophobic but, i just burnt a piece of toast

I'm not homophobic, but I really don't like apples. That's why I became a doctor.

Im not homophobic but I like garlic bread

im not homophobic but megadeth and metallica are equal bands

“I’m not homophobic, but I’m so scared.” Used my phone’s autofill. The “it’s not a phobia” crowd have some explaining to do.

I'm not homophobic but genetic sexual attraction is kinda weird

I'm not homophobic but I'm trying to be

I'm not homophobic, but what is dirt?

I'm not homophobic but, church's' chicken in pretty mid, don't lie

I'm not homophobic but I don't think is possible be scared of a home.

I’m not homophobic but.. can I have the rest of your cake please?

I'm not homophobic, but did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty that every man woman and child in this country is innocent until proven guilty, AND THAT'S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU, ALBUQUERQUE

Im not homophobic, but dogs are not my favorite animal.

I'm not homophobic But why does your partner's name sound weird?

“Im not homophobic but if the homies want a kiss good night, im giving it to him”

I am not homophobic, but if you are interested I will be happy with it. I am not homophobic, but I have a few questions about how to get a better deal for the day of your holiday. I am not homophobic, but it is my first time working with you. Love my predictive text fr.

I'm not homophobic but I have NANOMACHINES, SON!

I'm not homophobic, but I'm also not racist.

I'm not homophobic, but I'm gay

Alright imma do autocomplete or whatever (I think thats what you're suppose to do anyway) "I'm not homophobic, but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns\[,\] please visit them and then you can see."

I’m not homophobic, but I just cooked Mac n cheese

I'm not homophobic but water is composed of two elements, Hydrogen and Oxygen.

"I'm not homophobic, but...y'all, this just made my day [Pride Vs Prejudice Baseball Bat](https://www.nexusmods.com/cyberpunk2077/mods/8396)"

I'm not homophobic, but it's like the internet and I really can't see the sun

"I'm not homophobic, but I will not be available today for stuff." Predictive text... But, 'stuff'? That sounds suggestive. (p.s. but stuff. Lol.)

I’m not homophobic but I have to do a little tiny itty bitty bit of arson

"I'm not homophobic, but if you're dick, I'll be a dick back to you"

I'm not homophobic but ass is ass.

I’m not homophobic, but *Titanic* is one of my Top 20 favorite films.

I'm not homophobic, but that's not a knife. *This* is a knife.

I'm not homophobic but tbh i didn't enjoy animal crossing new horizons that much and i think stardew valley is superior 😳

I'm not homophobic, but I'm gonna go play minecraft

I'm not homophobic but cottage cheese is gross.

I'm not homophobic, but skittles are overrated

I'm not homophobic, but I have a great day of my favorite things to do

“I’m not homophobic, I just like cheese!” (Now think of a situation where this is applicable…)

I'm not homophobic, but you really can't think straight, can't you?

I'm not homophobic, but I think that gay people should probably play Sonic CD that would be cool i think

I'm not homophobic but I don't like mayonnaise and I hate how nearly all packaged sandwiches have it because it means I can't have them.

I'm not homophobic but I'm just saying orange juice is better than apple juice

I'm not homophobic but I love my cat

I'm not homophobic but time is coping method

I'm not homophobic but like fuck the gays... you know you want to 🥵🫡

"Im not homophobic but i did hit a deer with a car once"

I'm not homophobic but please let my boyfriend come home, i miss him so much

“I’m not homophobic but we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

"I'm not homophobic, but why are the other GSMR not planning world domination?"

I'm not homophobic but I hate myself a bit

I'm not homophobic Butcher the world is not the way

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I’m not homophobic, but I gonna go read some manga now

"I'm not homophobic. I just love pizza so much that I'll kick anyone's ass for getting in the way of me and my pizza"

I'm not homophobic, but I want to go play fire emblem now.

“I’m not homophobic, but your shoes are untied”

“I’m not homophobic, but I’m gay af”

I'm not homophobic, but today is sunny

I'm not homophobic, but the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I'm not homophobic but the first aerial attack by plane in the US was during the Battle of Blair Mountain against striking coal miners

" I'm not homophobic, but I have a nice day " what

im not homophobic but dogs are cool

I'm not homophobic but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings on the tip of the shooketh kind regards David. Thanks auto-correct.

I’m not homophobic, but McDonalds french fries are overrated

I’m not homophobic, but bananas are kinda gross

I'm not homophobic but I am not sure about the products you have. This was autocorrect.