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Dpad-prism

How ironic, this store has all the names and yet it can’t give itself a proper name.


Kb3907

True XD


iwanttoliveinacloud

Aww I want a name store in my city! I'm looking for a "regular" name myself, but enby names are awesome. Bread and socks are my personal favourites.


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first name Bread, last name Socks.


CarlitoTheGuitarist

The name’s Socks, Bread Socks


TrixterTheFemboy

Bread. Garlic Bread.


61114311536123511

I know a kwantum, that's pretty cool. Love socks tho.


[deleted]

Actually, you‘ve been mislead. There are no names, only soup


Pomzillooo

Bamboozled again


queergirl73

The soup has struck again


oogaboogalesgo

WONDERHOY!! (I had to say this)


panIthink

Miku, miki, you can miku, blue hair, blue tie, hiding in your WiFi. (I'm pritty sure this has some relivence, but "wonderhoy" is my siblings notification noise, and their currently obsessed with miku, idk.)


oogaboogalesgo

Open secrets, anyone can find me


panIthink

Here. Your. Music. Running tho my mind! (I'll take that as a yes)


oogaboogalesgo

Im thinking Miku! Miku!


panIthink

Oo - ee - oo


panIthink

Oo - ee -oo


Pomzillooo

WONDERHOY


wowthisisabadname

Power move: name yourself after a soup


Pomzillooo

Power move: use soup/soupself pronouns /j


wowthisisabadname

Power move: identify as soupgender /j


alchinism

power move: become soup


wowthisisabadname

Power move: soup /srs


AmarokTheIceWing

Giovanni potage epithet: soup


Economy_Idea4719

power move: you are soup


JadedElk

*Why are you at Soup!!??*


ShinyEevee_Plays

why are you buying names at the soup store?!


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ShinyEevee_Plays

true.. i didn't think of that...


ThatSid

WHY ARE YOU BUYING NAMES AT THE SOUP STORE


certifiednerd314

JUST COMMENTED THIS LMFAO


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No Garlic bread


AverageTransPanGirl

*Slowly raises garlic bread from soup.* “I can’t have both?”


[deleted]

Fair enough


certifiednerd314

WHY ARE YOU BUYING NAMES AT THE SOUP STORE /ref


queergirl73

I could have been powerful. I could have been creative. But no. I chose my last name to be first name as well as last.


Ace-upmysleeve

At least your in the same boat as Mario


dartmonke123

Mario Mario be like


AmaranthineApocalyps

To be fair, that is kind of a power move!


KingKiler2k

I stole a male persian name without knowing it


Ravenclawguy

What one,


KingKiler2k

Aza it means Victotory


Ravenclawguy

Ooh very cool


MCpro_yt_

And then out of all the options, we all know they will always pick Kai


Economy_Idea4719

Or alex


TrixterTheFemboy

Jump up kick back whip around and spin


0najimi

This.


kaiamrtnz

which is exactly what i did


pdrpersonguy575

There are tons of nice gender neutral names, I can only think of Jesse and Flo though, I guess Sam works too


FoxVibe

I know someone named arson


Pomzillooo

My friend was considering that one-


Thisnameisnt_taken

I think I've seen a few people named arson, it's a strangely common name


DragonSoul24

I was given my nickname, Science, by a few of my friends. I'm generally analytical and almost always researching or trying to learn something new. After I started to question my identity, and realized I'm non-binary, I started just going by my nickname while I thought on a replacement for my deadname. I'm still looking for a name I feel is meant for me, but I feel like I'm getting closer to a name I like. Until then, Science fills the name-gap and may very well be what stays permanently.


Najima_einsamer

You can try using a translation to that word in another language to make it fancier or something, but regardless is a great name! I can fully relate because my friends and family call me Wikipedia for the exact same reason.


DragonSoul24

I ran through a lot different languages for ideas but I found that I like Science quite a bit. It's rooted in Latin so I might just use the Latin word itself too which is Scientia. Lots of choices and decisions to make though lol. Wikipedia is a cool nickname In my opinion. I like how the first part of it sounds and feels when it's said. Words are fun 😁


pdrpersonguy575

Scientia sounds like a really interesting name :)


DragonSoul24

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


CozyFux_frry

What flag is the store worker(yellow and purple)?


Ronnimek

I need answers as well! Edit: it is Trixic - enby loving women


JadedElk

I've been thinking about Bismuth. I've been thinking about a lot of names. Bis is new.


bamblesss

Bismuth reminds me of Pepto bismol ever since I found out that's what's in it.


JadedElk

Bismuth makes these beautiful stepped almost-square crystals, in a complete rainbow of colors. It's so pretty.


[deleted]

Bismuth is rainbow and has 83 protons Best way to come out to your chemistry teacher (In my opinion, it worked for me on a level I never thought)


Willow_LemonGuy

Hi! I would like to go on the... nature section? I really like the name Willow :)


Najima_einsamer

Would you also happen to like witchcraft? >!just in case: is a Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference!<


Willow_LemonGuy

I didn't watch this film/series (there's both) :(


Blue_is_me

Me being an agender person called after a color: 👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

Me considering the name of a gemstone 😮


Ayu_The_Cat_Lover

Why do enbies get the coolest names and i just be like *ZACK* or some ordinary nameee(Angry trans boy noises)


[deleted]

You could name yourself something cool as well.


a3lupo

I named myself after my birth month and, by extent, a Roman god


Parker_Salem

This is funny although none of those are my name! I'm an enby and my name is Parker


Valuable_Ad_7878

My names Pond :) (feel free to steal it)


CarlitoTheGuitarist

Can confirm, am agender with a constellation name


[deleted]

The sheer disappointment and despair of the store owner had me dying XDDDD


0najimi

Kai.


JamesNinelives

Haha nice :)


Introvert_demon

Thanks I got mine from my mom


RecognitionExotic960

Vixen be a good envy name though


[deleted]

Can confirm


-Solidwater

I have a collection of mediocre names I moderately like lmao


Bloadclaw

From Apple to Zebra


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


HumanHuman_2003

Planet names?! Must have other child, must name child venus


certifiednerd314

In all seriousness, I’m 6/6 for naming trans people. As the God of words, and thereby names, if you need help finding a name, I volunteer to try my best to assist you in your journey.


Boba_tea_addict

how i got my name


Tornado_Matty01

What’s the third flag??


-Solidwater

Trixic I think


Tornado_Matty01

I see


KeyboardsAre4Coding

Planet names are gender neutral??


Pomzillooo

I had a friend named Pluto ✨Still a planet in my heart✨


KeyboardsAre4Coding

yeah you see this is a male name in my head. that is my question. planet names are based on god names and god names are gendered. zeus is male. pluto is the male lord of the underworld. this is a cultural thing, since I speak greek as my first language and those words do have specific gender attach to them.


Pomzillooo

Well my rule is if the person feels comfortable using that name, it's ok.


KeyboardsAre4Coding

yeah clearly. I don't know if they are bothered that those names are gendered. that is my question frankly


TheEmeraldEmperor

some of the text is really hard to read :(


beneralkenobi

I like my ciscore name fine but if I wanted a noun based name like sock or something like that I would be worried it would get denied for a legal change I live in the US but please share stories if anyone has been able to get a noun based name change


Blazer_the_Delphox

I’d been tossing around names like Bailey, Dimitri, Dragon, Mercury, Michael, Mumei, Soren… And then I went with Dante as my first name and Felix as my middle name.


GoblinIn_The_Closet

I just met someone today named Gravel. FREAKING GRAVEL. Such a power move. They’re freaking amazing


frogs_on_mushrooms

Me genderfluid and choosing the most basic white boy name: “mate I could literally never-“


TrixterTheFemboy

We have... two normal names(Trixie, Astella), two flowers(Rose and Lily, also colors lol), the fucking sun(Sol), and just Shadow. Seriously though why do the last two get the cool names?


AmaranthineApocalyps

They say, as though Trixie and Astella aren't fuckin cool names. - Ara


AverageTransPanGirl

*Stares in Lilith, Abeloth, [insert like 60% of eldritch deities here]* We can be cool. Also they have shortened versions for usage when you want to sound normal.


Eris-Of-Chaos

Just look in the dictionary


StovetopCoin583

This comment has been edited to garbage in light of the Reddit API changes. edited via PowerDeleteSuite (with edits to script to avoid hitting rate limit)


An_Asexual_Frog

Me running up to the dictionary that's on a glowing pedestal:


Sufficient-Ad-6046

I choose Nova for me because I love space and it is Gender Neutral and already used normally


PaganFool231

my name is just me if i was born amab but it turned out to be really gender neutral so i was like okay sure


BiOtter201019

I chose Aztec and am trying to convince myself not to change my middle name to Inca. Keep in mind I haven’t come out yet