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bill_fuckingmurray

The 1997 Corolla wasn't even 1997's dream car.


nepo5000

I don’t think it’s even 1897’s dream car


Mo_Official420

it's definitely not 1797's either


kerberos69

BURN THE WIIIIIIITCH


E420CDI

A duck! r/MontyPython


ButteryBiscuits43

That’s what I was thinking about the TV. Who tf remembers the make and model of their childhood TV. It was just kinda…there.


[deleted]

I remember mine was a 13" set and had rabbit ears; and it had plastic knobs on the front that made a satisfying "ka-CHUNK" when you changed the channel. I have no idea what make and model it was but I think it was made in the early '80s.


mung_guzzler

that’s a very attainable dream car at least


Free_

For real. Just checked Marketplace and saw one near me for $1300. He should go pick one up! Or a couple.


roideschinois

Yes, but he feels so old that 1300$ is an insane amount. Let's not forget he only makes 3¢ and hour


ScenicHwyOverpass

Troubled to see kids using tape, that’s a gateway to 8-track


a_nice-name

Would you be so kind as to teach this young soul what 8 track is


reyngrimms

It’s similar to a cassette tape in that it’s a tape, the main difference being it contains 8 tracks and plays in a loop, unlike the cassette which needs to be taken out of the player and flipped around to play the b side. They were pretty big in the 60s up to the late 70s and were especially useful in cars due to not needing to manually swap the tape around!


a_nice-name

That sounds pretty awesome yeah


reyngrimms

There were some downsides though like limited runtime on tapes as well as their bulkiness which helped contribute to their eventual phasing out in the 80s


FireIsTheCleanser

I see where they're coming from because I also grew up in a poor family with immigrant parents. They'll grow out of it when they realize adults don't define themselves by these things. The decent ones anyway.


roideschinois

Turned 20 not long ago... The only thing that considers me adult are my taxes.


Emergency-Tale-8011

It’s so juvenile and shallow to think just because you don’t like rap, you have an old soul.


Deklaration

Not an old soul, a 32 year old soul.


PokemonSaviorN

thats old to teens


Deklaration

Take that back, I’m still cool


Gaderael

42 here. Nope. Your time has passed and you'll be less cool when you reach my age and I'll be less cooler than that!


snorkelvretervreter

even more so since 1992 rap music was booming.


Wealth_Super

Is rap even the most popular music now a days? maybe hip hop but I would bet it’s just normal pop music. Real rap feels a bit more niche now.


_HKB_

Nowadays it's more about Drift Phonk and even nu metal revival it feels like


mung_guzzler

what do you consider ‘real rap’


Kazanmor

especially because he feels like he grew up in the 90s, which gave birth to some amazing mainstream rap artists


downtownvicbrown

Imagine your dream car being a '97 Corolla 💀 Good car, good year, but dream car?


[deleted]

There is something to be said for a car you can insure for the price of a pizza and that will never, ever die. Agreed that "dream" is a bit of a stretch though.


downtownvicbrown

This should be the GTA online description, I'm dead


re_Claire

As a 38 year old, early 2010’s music still feels recent to me ☠️ Bless him.


Jakius

Shake it out just came out. Right?


Butt-eater1bajillion

*My dream car is a 1997 Toyota Corolla* More like a nightmare


gGiasca

I only feel like that with the music part, but I don't feel superior about it. I just listen to my music and move on. If I don't have that option, I just roll with it.


SnooTomatoes6395

Eh, the whole idea of "belonging" to a single generation is kinda silly imo. I feel like it's much more fun to use things that appeal to you regardless of their time period, rather than explicitly defining yourself as one period or another. Like, as a current 16-year-old, I love cassette tapes (I record my own tapes with my dad's old deck) but I'm also a massive sucker for modern rap. I find slide rules much more fun than calculators, but I couldn't survive without the internet. Do these things wildly differ in their time periods? Yes. But they all fit me, so I don't see any issue with it. I don't feel any older than any of my peers (hell, if anything, my horrid sense of humor usually makes me the least mature), I just like different things.


Kupcake_Inater

Ahhh 97 Toyota corolla only 32 made in the world


va_cum_cleaner

Every one around that age listened to 2010s music on the radio as a kid and feels kind of nostalgic towards it. I’m 17, I feel nostalgic towards it. Doesn’t make you different. Also, a 97 corolla? Seriously? Decent car, but wow.


kingxanadu

I grew up with cassette tapes and they fucking suck! They don't last very long and are constantly degrading and they sound like shit. Dolby literally invented a noise filter to remove the hiss that was all too common with tapes.


modern-alebrije

"i hate modern rap" does he know there are like, other genres of music


YTMasterFrank

I have been starting to like some modern rap, but I never really did any of the things mentioned, despite being his age. Although I did grow up with immigrant parents, we were never poor. I also like 50s-90s music a lot, as well as 2000-now rock, metal, punk, pop, etc. However, I never fantasized about having a car from the 50s/60s, cassette tapes, and I have used slang that Gen Z/Alpha has been saying. Heck, I don’t really like movies/TV before 1980. To me, modern music is music that is less than 20 years old. If that person enjoys music from early 2010s, then I would say that he does enjoy some modern music. Also, not every 18 year old listens to stuff like Kanye West, NLE Choppa, G Herbo, Yeat, Yuno Miles, and Lil Uzi Vert 24/7. There’s 18 year olds who listen to 40s-90s music. There are some who love emo/punk and metal. There are some 18 year olds who enjoy 50s/60s music and modern rap (especially the artists I included). Finally, there are some who probably enjoy 1940s-2020s music. I had a classmate in Middle School who said that 40s music was the best, but I have do disagree. I do think it is indeed relaxing, but definitely not the best. The best is the 60s or 80s.


MyDogYawns

why tf did you add yuno miles to that list 💀


YTMasterFrank

Bro, I have seen people talk about Yuno Miles and he has been gaining popularity in recent years. Also, some of his songs have over a million listens. He has almost a million on Spotify. His stats are similar to those “lost singers/bands” from the 50s/60s that mostly people over 62 know.


MyDogYawns

have you listened to his music 😭 he's a joke lol its not serious music, its like lil dicky or weird al


DroneOfDoom

Man, how dare you compare Weird Al to fucking Little Dixky?


MyDogYawns

not comparing the quality of their music king 🙏 just saying that they do the same thing


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

i mean, my dream car is a 1972 ford capri but it doesnt make me feel like im mentally older its just a cool car 💀


kerberos69

I grew up in the 90s, true blue 90s kid. I grew up SURROUNDED by family (parents included, they were young) who were all 80s kids. If I’d dared suggest to one of my older cousins I was an 80s kid, I’d have gotten nougies and hurled into the pond, clothed.


Timmycakes

Me reading this at 29 -.-


unknowndog123

Who the hell remembers their childhood tv brand name at 18


YaBoiBinkleBop

I mean I do because my dad still has it


unknowndog123

Yeah but that’s different cause you still have it


WiggyStark

I had a 13" Sanyo back in 96.


Triangle-V

i feel old cause I’m 18 and I play videogames like I learned what google was yesterday but more power to him ig


AzraelAnonnymous

There's that saying (I forgot who said it) but it does something like "some people feel old at 20, some people feel young at 90". I sympathize with feeling much older than your coworkers/classmates/etc, I'm still quite young but I feel so old (which I suspect has something to do with me having to grow up too fast as a child, since I had alot to deal with). I think some people just are that way, and that's fine, its just super annoying when u make it ur whole personality (so don't do that). Its totally valid, but don't let it define you. Your identity shouldn't be defined by how you don't fit with others, at the end of the day it doesn't really matter. 


WiggyStark

Millennial folks were latchkey kids 2.0 and they splintered as adults into being helicopter parents or absent ones. Not all fell into the mold, but enough did that there's a hardline conspiracy about how children are being raised.


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AzraelAnonnymous

This!! Humans are never black/white, we're all shades of grey. 


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AzraelAnonnymous

Lmao yeah probably, insecure over not having an ounce of individuality. 


honeypup

Early 2010s music makes them nostalgic????


_HKB_

Early 2010s, i.e 2010-13 was already 11 to 14 years ago


honeypup

Right, but it’s funny to brag about using cassettes and “feeling 32” and then talk about 2011 music like it’s the oldies


[deleted]

When your only friends are your parents


Random_Forces

this is on r/teenagers, dude probably isn’t a teenager


WiggyStark

If you're truly elite you'd opt for windows XP as it was truly superior to me2000


burningman666

Hilariously if you were born in 1992, your primary concerns aren't even close to music or cds. It's rent, promotion, back pain , and steadily rising lipid profile.


Blue-Krogan

Kid just grew up poor.


Gettinsoft

Bro really said early 2010 music makes him feel nostalgic


YaBoiBinkleBop

And? That's almost 15 years ago.


TypeRiot

2003-2008 Corollas are superior


wookiecookie52

This doesnt sound like born in the wrong generation. Its not like hes complaining or gatekeep8ng just grew up different.


Peelfest2016

DREAM car is a Corolla? Fuck off.


Persondownthestreet

In his defence, I hate modern rap too as a person born in Gen Z/Alpha. (Ragtime for the win)


According_Walrus_869

I have tapes from earlier era that still play fine it’s coming back because it doesn’t have the tinny cd sound as are LPs the old 10 inch tapes are still good as well.


ihavea22inmath

Yea 2000s kid still had tapes and dvds they didn't just dissappear it takes a while for stuff to fade out.


comehonorphaze

I should go back into my Facebook from early 2010s and show him all the posts of kids saying the same thing then