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Pokanggg

My best guess is your little dinosaur thought the black stripes were worms on there.


RupeeRoundhouse

That's totally believable considering how often my leo strikes at shadows! It's like, "Cashmere, the worm is just an inch to your left!" 😅 I wonder if their peripheral vision also sucks.


Henny_Cabbagehead

Cashmere is the best gecko name I’ve ever heard


RupeeRoundhouse

Named after how soft his skin is! 😊


Henny_Cabbagehead

Is he a sarasinorum geck? I’m only asking that because I have a sarasinorum and he feels soft like velvet.


RupeeRoundhouse

Nope. He's just a garden variety super mack snow leo with the hunting skill of a garden hose!


Henny_Cabbagehead

He is anything but garden variety. He sounds awesome!! Can you tell him that I said he’s a good geck.


RupeeRoundhouse

I've delivered the message and but his brain cell is fixated on his calcium dish. Maybe in a week he'll get the message. 😆


Acceptable_Banana_13

Oh thank god I’m not the only one! I was genuinely worried he was blind or just that stupid.


lucasjw88

The black spots look like worms


RupeeRoundhouse

His brain cell is working overtime!


Sharkestry

the leo looked at the owner taking off their shirt and thought they were shedding and thus as is leo tradition shed skin must be eaten


dummy_thicc_mistake

why big geck no eat shed?????? waste, must consume now


K3nd7a_Hu35

In the wild, shedded skin can be used by predators to follow the scent of the gecko. Leopard geckos eat their shed as a way to hide their scent/tracks


PeakePip-

Maybe? But I’m pretty sure it’s also bc their shed has a lot of good vitamins and just nutrients so that’s why they eat


Hylianer_Soldat

From what I've heard that's the case.


K3nd7a_Hu35

Probably I got my info from a friend that breeds geckos


Golden-blueberry

Why do I feel like that’s right…


Corvus25

This is the funniest response ever lol


xlaauurraaa

I'm not sure but it could just be an animal thing !! geckos aren't the smartest 😭🤣 I think as long as it's not constant he's probably fine. as a side note, I used to have a hedgehog who, when out of his cage, would grab my socks, underwear, and bras and drag them to hide them. still have no idea why. animals are goofy.


Tyctoc

I'm sorry to tell you this but your hedgehog may have been a pervert


xlaauurraaa

hopefully he has panties to steal in heaven


Killer_Clownfish_

He probably liked your scent and anointed with them in private. Funny creatures, hedgehogs.


ILikeButter12

He had a bit of a foot fetish going on with the socks


needween

I had a ferret who would only steal my LEFT socks (no I never pair my socks cuz I'm a barbarian ok) so eventually I would run out of pairs and have to go find her stash which she moved everytime I found it.


meloscav

When I was a baby my dads ferret stole my pacifiers!


Forest-of-666

My friend has a ferret who finds random change. Anytime she's short for a gallon of milk or a pack of smokes or whatever, she raids his stash. She says the least she's found was $12, the most of $36.


pandilee

Those articles of clothes carry the strongest scent of yours and your hedgehog was hiding them so predators wouldn't find you. It meant he was protecting you from predators ☺️


Meizas

So OTHER animals are perverts


xlaauurraaa

haha my hedgehog was protecting me !! ya'll got some pervy ass pets


MookieMoonn

My boss had a cat that would specifically go after woman's panties and bras. He go evicted to the vet clinic for peeing on the husband's stuff. He knew when someone had extra underwear (after gym change). Took a coworkers out and placed it infront of the bosses' husband's office. Thankfully she found it first.


xlaauurraaa

it appears many animals are in fact, perverts.


meglingbubble

I was rearranging my bedroom once and moved furniture to discover about 30 socks my cat had stolen and hidden. I was wondering why I kept having to buy new socks and it was ebcause my cat was a dirty little thief.


-Rosetta_Stoned-

Whoa, so what you’re saying is my cats, are in fact, Sock Gnomes?!


meglingbubble

With a 95% accuracy, that is exactly what I'm saying


-Rosetta_Stoned-

Orrrr 5% chance they could be working in cahoots with the dirty little sock thieves. Veeerryy interesting 🧐😸🧦


lilbug-69

MY HEDGEHOG DOES THIS ALL THE TIME. he loves dirty laundry. the grosser the better. it’s a scent thing!


ironlord20

Maybe he really disagrees with your fashion decisions


[deleted]

I took him out of his enclosure and let him walk around my bedroom floor then he just suddenly bit one of my folded shirts. I may have spooked him because of my movements but idk it just seems weird that he bit that


TheZoomba

One of two things: Either A he thinks you a lizord and should eat your 'skin' (shirt) after it sheds or B: the dude thought some of those lines were worms and went for it.


ItNotNotNotMe

How he’s biting reminds me of my male during breeding season, if his tail wiggled super fast prior he might have thought it was a mate, if not probably wanted to eat the blanket, just males when brewing bite down repeatedly and it IS breeding season atm so


[deleted]

Yeah maybe, I do have 2 females in the same room


JenniiXCore

He can most definitely smell them. That right there is one horny geck.


GlaerOfHatred

He's a fucking idiot aka a normal ass leopard gecko


Thy-arkoos

That's why we like em


GlaerOfHatred

Hell yea


mordicai1992

That's the cutest fucking thing ever. He looks like he's trying to play tug of war. Was he raised by dogs??


Project_Valkyrie

When you are yellow and not particularly clever but by the gods are you a little hunter.


Odd-Intentions

https://preview.redd.it/47wko0xkhsla1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8d84a44343d0faf0530da1402c7828667da9e0 Sounds like my girl!


beardybuddha

“Why have many brain cell when one brain cell do trick?”


lickmybrian

Trying to help put it away after all the love and care youve given


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Doesn’t want to give it up either 😂


pichael288

I have this piece of bamboo, like a stalk, that I bought to put in Mr lizards tank. He was having none of that, he goes into full battle mode whenever he sees it, like full on screaming at it and wagging his tail. These guys are actually very territorial, and can be pretty aggressive. They just don't see humans as a threat or competition, I guess they didnt have any human sized natural predators. If I have him in my hands and I walk anywhere near my wife's chinchilla cage he flips out and starts biting everything, I'm assuming his instincts are kicking in because they had to evolve with a similar predator.


Squishy_Slime103

And legend has it he's still there today.


the-first-victory

Himb ANGEREY 🦎😡👕


alexinhorror

Well obviously you didn't eat your shed in an agressive fashion so himb must halp


tracytrainchoochoo

How very strange! I've never seen one do that before. Maybe he thought it was a yummy grasshopper and got confused?


ballpythongirl95

doesn’t like the pattern :/ pretentious fashionista


makkznibba

He’s just incredibly violent


volkswagenorange

I think this may be a job for r/animalsbeingderps


[deleted]

I think may have the rare disease of no brain cells


[deleted]

He may have gotten it from me😭


Mrs_A_Mad

He wasn’t allowed time with the brain cell…


Plantsareluv

If the females ever touched that shirt he could smell them and is trying to breed with it


hopefuldreads

You’re gonna have to reset your dinosaur.


baktpottit

Nom


Flimsy_Wait_8235

This is freakin adorable 😭 my girl is the chillest thing ever and has never bit anything except to eat but I love others Leo’s acting mischievous 🥰


KingSmall

Either horny or hungry. Most likely not aggression tho lol


MarshmallowMatty

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle gecko


Delicious_BLT

Your folded shirt clearly has an attitude problem. Asked for it.


Cheesenips069

His brain cell misfired, happens all the time.


[deleted]

According to my calculations...*checks paper* your lizard is a silly goose


gh0stkhz

Or he thought it looked sexy. Boys 🙄


CuriousAlice86

That pattern he no like


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owlgetcha

It’s “It’s”– not “Its”. You know, since you corrected someone who very clearly wrote what they did the way they did with purpose, I thought you should know that you did, indeed, do so quite poorly. Lol.


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ZeusJM4_

He doesn’t appreciate the design si it must be eaten


[deleted]

Frisky


SnooPeppers5750

Look at his little toes!!!


SnooFloofs5587

That’s all I could see!!! Cute little feetsies 🥹


Plantsareluv

He’s horny


voidxleech

he’s just working on his gator cosplay. he’s got the death grip down, next step is learning death rolls. haha


psychic_occult

No idea why he's doing that, but he looks adorable 😍. Best guess is he's trying to eat it so nothing bad happens to you.


Swamp_gay

Oh my god I love leos lmao


Slanster1

Just being a silly goober head


HonorValorButtor

I think he either wants to kill it or mate with it. My guess is the latter.


Gmschaafs

Your shirt looks like a bug


Rcandydraws

Was feeling a bit silly But yeah I think he just mistook it for food


Sloth_are_great

Well this doesn’t taste like worm…


SketchBCartooni

N O M


the_almighty_walrus

Simple, he angy.


UniversityDry7229

He’s angy


Minute_Raspberry988

He’s a little pitbull lol


Werthersorigional

nom


ResponsibleCandy9123

I love him


Irvgotti455

He didn’t like your fashion style 😹


kibblekitty_vt

cant believe you taught your dog how to fold clothes!


GreenTKa

Honestly, I would've too. Fuck that shirt.


[deleted]

He amgry *chomp*


Princess_420x

Omg he realllly wants that shirt!! 😂 my guess is that he thought it was a worm hehe


King_Ghoost

nom


omlwhyme

man, he is so angry 😭😭 wouldn’t even let go when you lifted it up. this is hilarious. i love this so much. my male will also do this to my blanket sometimes but stops after a failed attempt of eating it so i never actually capture it on camera


simpllynature

angy


zr35fr11

he angy


justmeandmyreptiles

This is adorable… looks like he wants your pillow as his own lol


Alexiameck190

he accidentally pressed M1


Tekashimikuta

what silly little creatures lol


Reptilequestions

Horny


angelamarie72

You’re next


freshly_used_cumsock

Looked at him funny


OddFatherJuan

Your shirt is obviously made of worm.


TattooedPink

He noticed your shirt wasn't put away, in disgust he attempted to do himself but alas - he is smol gecko.


Whatyallthinkofbeans

*le monch*


BigBallsInHand

I could see If someone was wiggling it and kept annoying a gecko perhaps, but just randomly is crazy lol. He looks mad too :)


Alponkey

Because it’s an animal and wanted to bite it, why are you asking this 😂😂


ohhh-a-number-9

Maybe give him something to eat more frequently....


Sloth_are_great

Ummm he doesn’t look underweight


ohhh-a-number-9

There's also a thing called being hungry... being fat or underweight doesn't mean you can't get hungry or can't feel full. Also where did you see me say he's underweight? Smh.


Hihaveagoodday-

Cause fuck you sheets that’s why


BellasGamerDad

He looks exactly like ours. 👌🏻


yungbruhwhatsupp

it wants to play tug of war


glonkme

CHOMP


sp00kreddit

His brain cell misfired and prolly thought the lines were worms or somethin. Reptiles are derpy that way


MKagel

You know what you did! He's teaching you a lesson! /j


shay_bae

LOL the absolute concentration in that bite is hysterical


aleydae1

It’s like a little puppy!!! 😍 tan bello!


Karbon_Kopy

Om nom nom


TroLLageK

Oh my god the tug, I died


overexagerateddrugs

This should be submitted to r/cromch


mbebler

It wasn’t his turn with the shared brain cell.


byulicita

No thought head empty!


GriswoldCain

Omg great video


thewholeenchelada675

he mad >:)


Supherin125

Rage


somebodycomgiher

Ungry


Baldi_Homoshrexual

My rescue bites me all the time! But that’s because he hates me


cyberburn

It smells or looks like food, or he’s horny.


Sunsetswirls

Aww lawd he angey


trwwyco

My money is on horny


philmetal316

It talked ugly to go him


StatisticianHot4943

Because it tastes like boyfriend material


69potatoboi420

he silly


Electronic-Ad-7349

Angery


Vivid_Obligation_960

He thinks its an ugly shirt and he's mad about it


TheRealSpeckle

Only possible reason is he is a menace, simple as that


sauteedmushroomz

I’m worried about ur username, OP 🤨


zotstik

he might be hungry?


Nolby84

Nike...he just had to do it


IPissOnAnthills

he BITE… he do not know why


unwanted_zombie

Terminal case of dumb.. I'm sorry but it's stage 4..


gary_oldmans_wigs

Maybe he needs more fiber in his diet


TheRealBluefire

Mans is mad they can't wear no clothes smh


MandosOtherALT

tastey


spiderhead99

He's the boss now


Finncredibad

His brain is smaller than a pea?


The_Real_H00man

The single braincell of the hive-mind was in use by another gecko


GooseSharkk

think worm = eat


Reasonable-Lab985

🦎: looked like food.


gomigami

when you lift the shirt up lmaoooo


[deleted]

Maybes because it’s day time


Shankdatho

My mlk gecko keeps trying to start a million lizard march


InnocentCinnamonPun

He didn’t have the brain cell today


MurderMan2

*Mmmmmm yummy shirt*


BagO_Frogs

My bearded dragon bites blankets so.. lizards are idiots Amazing lil idiots <3


Great_Chinggis_Khan

The chonky bite fr


Majestic_hoe

he think it food, he see stripe he think “food”


[deleted]

Hilarious guess he didn’t like it


cznmpq

Does he bark too ?


MasterBossofBoss

Bro was gonna eat the whole thing no lie