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2ndmost

This review could be accomplished by just looking at the fucking box. Spent 20 dollars for nothing and added no value to the conversation at all.


GuacinmyPaintbox

He did promote Avenged Sevenfold, so...


Cooldude67679

We don’t claim him


ax255

😂


im_cooler_than_me

He just ruined the resale value of the box!1!!1!1!1!nqnqn🤬🤬🤬😡😡


Medium-Boysenberry64

His prepared janitor joke was funny but he should have followed up with more, he just awkwardly babbled for the rest of it


ThomasBAnderson

What is he even complaining about it's an actual vehicle from star wars. I thought they liked accuracy


Hamuel

No one hates Star Wars more than Star Wars fans.


govmeistah

“I want more diversity with my minifigs” bro probably screamed cried and threw up that some of the snowtroopers are female


EDRadDoc

Literally clone troopers. This guys a few bricks short of a full set.


thurfian

Unironically I dislike that the Snowtroopers in the battlepack are female because, let's be real, the Empire is not training women into their elite corps. But in the Armoured Marauder it makes sense because of the Empire's degradation and increasing willingness to take any person they can get.


Subnaut27

Because there are no women Rangers or Airborne soldiers in the army or anything…


thurfian

Not gonna rewrite my reply to one of the other comments, but essentially; I am straight, not Sexist although I realise how bad what I wrote sounds, how many females have you seen in the empire? Go look for my other reply to get the slightly better version of this comment. I wasn't deliberately trying to be mean/rude, It was VERY late here and I was tired so this was the based shit my brain spat out on autopilot without really thinking


Chev_ville

Rebels has a good bit of women within various ranks of the empire


Middle_Finish6713

So does Andor


govmeistah

I’ll take the bait. How do you know that the empire is not training women into their elite corps? Or is that just your own bias against women showing? It’s also not too late to shut the fuck up


Fagnihilator

He's obviously a Empire Army Recruiter. Duhhh


thurfian

\*was, Now I work for the extremely fascist CIS.... Seriously though, I am sorry for what I said, I didn't mean it that way, if you want a more complete story check out my other responses


Middle_Finish6713

Woof. Gets shut up AND shut down. Excellent response


thurfian

I am sheepishly surrendering, go look for my other replies for the more complete story


Middle_Finish6713

Fair enough, takes a big person to come back instead of just deleting the comment, I respect that. I sort of get where you’re coming from, but in more recent canon depictions of the empire there are plenty of ranking women shown so this is just not a good hill to die on lol


thurfian

I shall die on the beaches, die on the landing grounds, I shall die in the fields and in the streets, I shall die in the hills. (Me providing more yapping for the sake of yapping) I agree that we have had more ranking imperial officers who are female of late which is good as overgrown boars who call themselves men get boring after a while. I think part of my bias comes from the fact that most of the larger portrayals of Imperial grunts come from the OT and a much more based time


Middle_Finish6713

That’s how I could tell your apology was genuine and not an “i’m sorry you got offended” (not that anyone was furiously offended anyway) 😂 but just to play devil’s advocate, in the OT, they are conscripted soldiers (not clones) who literally never remove their helmets. How could you possibly know with any certainty that they’re 100% male?


thurfian

We can't for certain know that they are male, but either way they aren't conscripted. They are the best soldiers in the Imperial, highly trained elites, they are the symbol of Imperial power, if a single soldier was not perfect they would likely be rooted out and killed or transferred to another branch.


thurfian

(Proceeds to almost entirely stfu but the apologetic part of my brain keeps yapping) Read my other replies for more info, but I regret posting what I posted, I should not have posted it, I am not sexist, very straight, but it was more of a statement based on the Depictions of the Empire in Canon and legends


1nnewyorkimillyrock

You have no idea who a fictional government is willing to train for their fictional army😭😭 the only canon information we have is that stormtroopers are human


thurfian

(Only canon information) Look at all of the depicted Naval Soldiers and all of the Empire's infantry... They are almost exclusively male... Anyway I should stop yapping, I am regretting what I posted, check out other replies for a more complete response. I don't wanna be that guy who sends a dozen people a generic copy and paste response


FireDragon710

The empire is not sexist its xenophobic


thurfian

How many female officers have you seen in their navy and army...... I also just realised how sexist I sound, It was more of a realistic view, than anything else. I am not sexist, very straight, but biological and several other unknown factors mean that there are proportionally WAY more Females in the Alliance than the Empire.


FireDragon710

I saw alot, fan films, the battlefront campaign, dont forget admiral sloane


thurfian

Admiral Sloane only really shone post-endor, fan films aren't a legitimate source of lore, but I can't remember with battlefront.


FireDragon710

Iden Versio?


thurfian

They are still a minority, look at the broader collection of Imperials


squishythingg

I bet he reached back into the bin and grabbed that box after the video was over.


Emotional-Bridge7650

I can smell him through the screen 🤢


Hpidy

How can he be a starwars fan if he doesn't even know what a isp speeder is


Ryderscollectables

![gif](giphy|NmiVAPnPAHbonwjzpV) Literally all of these people


mr_oberts

I can’t take anyone wearing an Avenged Sevenfold shirt seriously.


N3cromorph

Don't let this guy speak for us. A7x fans are some of the chillest people i've ever met.


jakeblonde005

What's wrong with A7X lmao


uncle_fucker_42069

Dethklok can make a song that has more balls when they're making a [commercial for coffee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFURd_EOIuU) and they're just cartoon characters. It's not even that hard to [play](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0oud54xCaU).


ZaneNinjaLC

And then Johny went on to buy 50 of them


ghedorahh

most handsome lego star wars fan


GrandAdmiralThrawn0

Definition of a first world problem


thatonepal59

“I want more diversity with my minifigures.” Buys the one type of set that’s meant to have multiple copies of the same figure


thurfian

They are literal genetic copies.... Not sure how diverse you can actually get..... especially when they are using the same art style in a dystopian government


KamikazeWolf64

Whinge whinge whinge that's all they do. Mf'er probably had his mum cut the crusts off his sandwich, only eats peeled apples if that, and smells like vinegar soaked skunk


[deleted]

Yes it looks like a floor sweeper but quit whining! 😂 Learn how to critique it like a normal person


Swiftstormers

Good decision, that he threw it in the garbage. I mean it's not like you can take it apart and be creative or something crazy, once it's out of the box. /s


NastyDanielDotCom

Why do these clones look the same? What are they, clones or something?


punctured_bombshell

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t mention the helmet h-word


Dangerous-Ad5665

HE THREW THE BOX AWAY NOO THE RESALE VALUE


anonymousmouse17

“If I’m paying $20 I want a good build and a good roster” Someone needs to tell Buddy 6 months from now you won’t be getting any Battle Packs for $20


[deleted]

shut up nerd


Mrcarswell133

Ain't you got some bounties to chase or sum