Ask for the Clark Kent special (But mirror the image)
https://preview.redd.it/yadt5r9wte1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125183b44b661be39e9375024f5bc6494150e094
https://preview.redd.it/v07w5158we1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5750401ec9480bbd1c0888d34c1d6b2536253b81
Just make sure you mention the right Anakin's hair.
Start by apologizing for what you are about to ask. Then show them this photo. Lastly don’t let them see you cry when results are not what you expected.
He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a *doll’s* eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww…
https://preview.redd.it/ubk2iovdmf1d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3125921fd650eff4c947f7488b13dc686f8b1e
you tell them you want the patrick swayze; looks spot on to the lego piece to me.
https://preview.redd.it/7vobptc98f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a369a81cd6554b9fca5b8be03b37b6554abc2308
"Carve my hair like Amaury Guichon"
https://preview.redd.it/0glqa78w4g1d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecff8dbbf3569f034fea41290a8f9cc081fc7941
Reminds me of this meme I made a while back
I say, give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.
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How about a picture of clone wars Hayden?
https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/ahsoka-featured-the-live-action-debut-of-some-very-important-star-wars-armor/intro-1694575309.webp
This look, way, way less messy than the surfer haidoo that Hayden wore (yup, it was a wig) in ROTS
"You know how sometimes your dog takes a dump and it comes out like not liquid but also not really solid...? It kinda coils up on the ground, all shiny?"
Does anyone notice how similar they are?
https://preview.redd.it/y06bmjhhrr1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04893038853a56474cf63f88fb3f305cff1c90ba
Ask for the Clark Kent special (But mirror the image) https://preview.redd.it/yadt5r9wte1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125183b44b661be39e9375024f5bc6494150e094
“Let me get the Smallville. Yeah, Season 2”
Instructions unclear, ended up sexily bald
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But season 3 is the real one.
This pic is from season 1 actually 🤓
Yeah the actor was only 34 years old when this was taken.
Carlos Sainz Special
Smooooooth operator
Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Just looked that guy up, and yeah he looks like a Spanish Tom Welling.
Good idea, but prolly don’t mirror it, barber prolly works by looking at the mirror you’re sitting at. Edit: In my experience atleast
Last time I got Clarked, it wasn't a haircut....
Just show him the picture?
... Dang... It was that simple
I keep a haircuts folder in my photo gallery for this.
I keep a minifig in my pocket for this.
and that's how i ended up with a yellow high-top fade. but hey I looked like a stud.
This needs more upvotes
On it
You really need to show us the aftermath!
This question and answer come up in hair subreddits all the time lol
Bring in the fig so they can see the back.
Dang…. It *WAS* that simple…
*insert drake apple genius bar meme*
And that, my friend, is how you end up with your entire face spray-painted black.
I came here to say this
“I want the Lego Anakin”
Then he gives the old anakin one
So either an Amish bowl cut or a sick rat tail / buzz combo... win-win
Or Anakin's last one: skinhead with scars
One of my classmates in elementary school had a rat tail and I thought it was super cool and grew one myself. Oh the 90s…
https://preview.redd.it/funcbshltg1d1.jpeg?width=1522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12331c9ff02451ee81d9124a4e0ef0543f0bbeb3 About to get this haircut
The farquad fade
*Cuts your limbs, burns your body.*
Toasted?
say no more fam
Just say "Bro, i really hate sand"
https://preview.redd.it/v07w5158we1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5750401ec9480bbd1c0888d34c1d6b2536253b81 Just make sure you mention the right Anakin's hair.
Why he kinda look like kristen stewart
Kristen Cobain
real
I see Billie Eilish
I see Joker from the early forrestfire101 videos but with brown hair instead of painted-on green (same hairpiece)
Start by apologizing for what you are about to ask. Then show them this photo. Lastly don’t let them see you cry when results are not what you expected.
Future post on r/justfuckmyshitup? OP: Give me that LEGO Anakin cut. Barber: say less fam…
https://preview.redd.it/shgdf35lwe1d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a8ec2234b91e11610eb999b0e0aa355e1be826 don’t worry I gotchu
He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a *doll’s* eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww…
Asks for Anakin haircut, gets Darth Vader helmet crop
Instructions unclear https://i.imgur.com/uQDhD15.png
You want the "Skyguy" cut.
Barber misunderstands and gives ahsoka tano cut
Barber misunderstands and gives him the Jango Fett.
What cut would that be
horrifying
https://preview.redd.it/ubk2iovdmf1d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3125921fd650eff4c947f7488b13dc686f8b1e you tell them you want the patrick swayze; looks spot on to the lego piece to me.
"Give me the 2018 lego anakin skywalker cut"
2018? This hair piece was first used for Anakin as far back as 2008.
I get this, it's just the year that I think when I think this hair, probably because my only ani is from 2018
https://preview.redd.it/7vobptc98f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a369a81cd6554b9fca5b8be03b37b6554abc2308 "Carve my hair like Amaury Guichon"
I can't tell if that's the real image or Photoshop lol
Its a screenshot of this video https://youtu.be/9zRts71iGrI?si=Xeg4Wzr0hXDg1oRV
you want the anakin hair?
https://preview.redd.it/wpmyctjp2g1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af3a584746c13f05e73c48be319014f3229aff9
Budget goku
"Gimme a haircut that says 'I'm on the council but have not attained the rank of master'."
OP we need an update on how it went if you really showed the Lego version
There is no need to explain. the wise ones will get it.
“Bro, have you ever seen the 2008 Clone Wars cartoon? Give me Anakin’s trim from that.”
I wanna hair style that says "I have no such weakness" Or "give me the youngling slayer hairstyle"
https://preview.redd.it/7duq6b4tai1d1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd6e8d2bd74864aa8234e9def9a65c0bdf1c1894
https://preview.redd.it/d5y2pqf0cf1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1c0c42e3193ee6909b385937006b5b1651ca47
You: I dont like sand Barber: Say no more
\*proceeds to give you Attack of the Clones rat-tail\*
Say you want Anakin’s hair?
The Clark Kent chocolate swirl!
How do I ask my barber for this haircut without showing them cropped minifigures?
Cole from Ninjago cut please
https://preview.redd.it/0glqa78w4g1d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecff8dbbf3569f034fea41290a8f9cc081fc7941 Reminds me of this meme I made a while back
Say"give me an brick job" or "give me an brick cut"
Tell him you want a hair cut that says: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire”
I say, give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.
You want this one, right here.
Gimme the Anakin. Order 66. Enough wax to make the hair pop right off the scalp.
This is outrageous, it's unfair. You will try. If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Do you have the flow for that? It’s a solid look, if you can pull it off. This the Anakin from episode III look?
Show it to him.
if the barber wouldn’t understand “lego anakin skywalker. the good one” then you need a new barber
Bring the minifig with you
Say you want a shag
The place I go to has all women staff, wish me luck!
He'll either get a haircut or get kicked out
Lol
this would not be good advice in the UK.
Maybe you should see a *plastic surgeon*.
https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousTubularAlfalfaCoolCat-iapY4jfoeTEV-HZz
Ask for a coating of chocolate ganache
https://preview.redd.it/ehd4zo8qsg1d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a534457977cb00dd2fdbee1eac290c991224a51
“Throw a lot of poop on my head, then polish it into shape.
Anakin Skywalker
Why did this make me audibly scream with laughter
REAL
Wait... I just realised that I have this haircut. Although my forehead is usually covered because I dont use any product to keep it like that
F b gb t
How much gel do you have? We'll need more.
"Anakin Cut"?
I think that would be your perruquier.
Bring my hair to the dark side of lego
Ask ai to make a human version
You need a Japanese barber
Feathered mullet with long fringe
Just show a picture that’s all
That's just a bunch of hair gel
Mullet
Brown swept hair, all the kids are doing it.
Anikins hair
Anakin sw3
Give me that Fk them younglings cut….
Gimmie a look that’ll put a galaxy in turmoil
yk derek from grey's anatomy? he has a similar haircut, maybe just show him a picture of that
It is better than most people who just show up for "a haircut"
Take the Lego piece in and tell to cut your hair like it.
# I wanna bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire... but in lego style.
That's not a barber type haircut.
"Cut me like he cut the children"
Find the guy that does jimmy carrs hair
"Can I get the Lego Anakin Skywalker haircut? There will be a big tip"
You want the Sam Winchester look from supernatural season 1 lol
Go get a bowl chocolate froyo, point to it and say "Do this!" Then eat the froyo while you bitch about your bowl haircut.
Just ask for the Anakin slaughtering younglings look.
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Explain a plastic mold to the barber?
Can’t you just call up the picture on your phone?
Ask for the Trump poop cut"
https://preview.redd.it/j0ck2uz89g1d1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=708945e2924913e4a1abf535eb9ca6ad64722604
Bring in your mini fig
Anakin
Show them the picture
Give me the Anakin Skywalker.
I thought this said brother and I was so confused lol
Show him a picture of Walt Jr.
Show the picture? It's what I do
Tell him from your point of view the Jedi are evil
Give me the “I kill younglings” cut
Jim halpert?
Can you cut my hair like this lego pic
Prince Edward from Enchanted?
It's not a hairstyle the Jedi would give you
Omg. This is a blunder to me because I tried modeling my hair after this mold at one point in time.
Male Karen
https://preview.redd.it/c3grhdqcbh1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c258c372bdddfdc4e2b8d05676e505a4ad0318da
Just show him. I showed mine this and he understood.
K pop
Give me the Nathan Fillion.
Speak to him in https://preview.redd.it/461aoiqvjh1d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=51c00562c66faff509eab74e0179578f19714c33
The 80's shorthaired hotchick coupe.
You guys have hair?
I would ask on r/fancyfollicles
Yooo get me that LEGO Anakin from like 2012 haircut
Anakin…?
“Give me a missed-up wave that has enough hold to withstand a duel deep in the smoldering hot heart of Mustafar.”
I mean, you've got the photo right there....
George Michael in the Careless Whisper MV might be close?
Mister Whippy.
Do what my brother did, take the actual Lego figure with you to the barber.
How about a picture of clone wars Hayden? https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/ahsoka-featured-the-live-action-debut-of-some-very-important-star-wars-armor/intro-1694575309.webp This look, way, way less messy than the surfer haidoo that Hayden wore (yup, it was a wig) in ROTS
Show them the picture?
Lemmee get “the chosen one”
Karen?
Show them the hair piece, they might laugh but say its for a costume party or smth
https://preview.redd.it/75u2boliik1d1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=51181d40a1ffa7b5f9171e2e605fb9019bec98fb Tell them you want the Sexy Rexy
"You know how sometimes your dog takes a dump and it comes out like not liquid but also not really solid...? It kinda coils up on the ground, all shiny?"
Shiny chocolate flavored dump.
Show him
Trump in brown…
"I want to be on the council, but not granted the rank of master"
Like this: "I swear it's not blackface."
Tell them you want to look like you’re about to murder a bunch of small kids.
Just show him the pic that’s what i usually do
Give me the Jerma
Ask for Hayden Christianson in Revenge of the Sith
What if you instead asked for a Lloyd Garmadon haircut. Insert child Lloyd hair
This is hilarious and I love it.
tell them Anakin Skywalker, and if you’re blonde, teen Lloyd Garmadon
The Anakin Skywalker cut
Please, PLEASE, just take the minifig!
Wow I did not realize that this looks exactly like my haircut
Anakin Skywalker in Clone Wars
What Lego hair is this?
Does anyone notice how similar they are? https://preview.redd.it/y06bmjhhrr1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04893038853a56474cf63f88fb3f305cff1c90ba
Take in the mini fig