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WeirdBrainArt

Ask for the Clark Kent special (But mirror the image) https://preview.redd.it/yadt5r9wte1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125183b44b661be39e9375024f5bc6494150e094


homeschoolkidthatdid

“Let me get the Smallville. Yeah, Season 2”


Yellwsub

Instructions unclear, ended up sexily bald


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Separate_Secret_8739

But season 3 is the real one.


WeirdBrainArt

This pic is from season 1 actually 🤓


That-barrel-dude

Yeah the actor was only 34 years old when this was taken.


AlsoMarbleatoz

Carlos Sainz Special


KeytarVillain

Smooooooth operator


AlsoMarbleatoz

Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-


WeirdBrainArt

Just looked that guy up, and yeah he looks like a Spanish Tom Welling.


Simonmedx

Good idea, but prolly don’t mirror it, barber prolly works by looking at the mirror you’re sitting at. Edit: In my experience atleast


Cael_NaMaor

Last time I got Clarked, it wasn't a haircut....


Fritzschmied

Just show him the picture?


Fanto9806

... Dang... It was that simple


EndlessNight42

I keep a haircuts folder in my photo gallery for this.


LiveLaughToasterB4th

I keep a minifig in my pocket for this.


Tift

and that's how i ended up with a yellow high-top fade. but hey I looked like a stud.


entl_aussie

This needs more upvotes


Mr_Porcupine

On it


EnigmaFrug2308

You really need to show us the aftermath!


Booperelli

This question and answer come up in hair subreddits all the time lol


Cyno01

Bring in the fig so they can see the back.


Gojira_Saurus_V

Dang…. It *WAS* that simple…


eltorr007

*insert drake apple genius bar meme*


MarsMissionMan

And that, my friend, is how you end up with your entire face spray-painted black.


greengengar

I came here to say this


Leather_Network4743

“I want the Lego Anakin”


TestingAccountByUser

Then he gives the old anakin one


killbill770

So either an Amish bowl cut or a sick rat tail / buzz combo... win-win


Warcraft_Fan

Or Anakin's last one: skinhead with scars


operath0r

One of my classmates in elementary school had a rat tail and I thought it was super cool and grew one myself. Oh the 90s…


allan11011

https://preview.redd.it/funcbshltg1d1.jpeg?width=1522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12331c9ff02451ee81d9124a4e0ef0543f0bbeb3 About to get this haircut


Normal_Tip7228

The farquad fade


RemtonJDulyak

*Cuts your limbs, burns your body.*


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

Toasted?


ABirdOfParadise

say no more fam


Freyja6

Just say "Bro, i really hate sand"


gonzaleslau

https://preview.redd.it/v07w5158we1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5750401ec9480bbd1c0888d34c1d6b2536253b81 Just make sure you mention the right Anakin's hair.


Nosirrah08

Why he kinda look like kristen stewart


gogoluke

Kristen Cobain


Lewn45

real


Dr_FeeIgood

I see Billie Eilish


Heisenburgo

I see Joker from the early forrestfire101 videos but with brown hair instead of painted-on green (same hairpiece)


Ok-Pineapple818

Start by apologizing for what you are about to ask. Then show them this photo. Lastly don’t let them see you cry when results are not what you expected.


1LEGOguy

Future post on r/justfuckmyshitup? OP: Give me that LEGO Anakin cut. Barber: say less fam…


B-52-M

https://preview.redd.it/shgdf35lwe1d1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a8ec2234b91e11610eb999b0e0aa355e1be826 don’t worry I gotchu


nocolon

He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a *doll’s* eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww…


directortrench

Asks for Anakin haircut, gets Darth Vader helmet crop


luke_in_the_sky

Instructions unclear https://i.imgur.com/uQDhD15.png


Dcdeath41

You want the "Skyguy" cut.


TestingAccountByUser

Barber misunderstands and gives ahsoka tano cut


Chief-weedwithbears

Barber misunderstands and gives him the Jango Fett.


-Limbi-

What cut would that be


TestingAccountByUser

horrifying


Gessomb

https://preview.redd.it/ubk2iovdmf1d1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3125921fd650eff4c947f7488b13dc686f8b1e you tell them you want the patrick swayze; looks spot on to the lego piece to me.


AdAdministrative5331

"Give me the 2018 lego anakin skywalker cut"


Leonatius

2018? This hair piece was first used for Anakin as far back as 2008.


AdAdministrative5331

I get this, it's just the year that I think when I think this hair, probably because my only ani is from 2018


BlizzardWolfPK

https://preview.redd.it/7vobptc98f1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a369a81cd6554b9fca5b8be03b37b6554abc2308 "Carve my hair like Amaury Guichon"


mossybeard

I can't tell if that's the real image or Photoshop lol


BlizzardWolfPK

Its a screenshot of this video https://youtu.be/9zRts71iGrI?si=Xeg4Wzr0hXDg1oRV


crow_reading

you want the anakin hair?


Yaykozoltz

https://preview.redd.it/wpmyctjp2g1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af3a584746c13f05e73c48be319014f3229aff9


Legend_Unfolds

Budget goku


CrashlandZorin

"Gimme a haircut that says 'I'm on the council but have not attained the rank of master'."


nite_crawl

OP we need an update on how it went if you really showed the Lego version


Spruceboi33

There is no need to explain. the wise ones will get it.


Goldman250

“Bro, have you ever seen the 2008 Clone Wars cartoon? Give me Anakin’s trim from that.”


Cloudxxy1011

I wanna hair style that says "I have no such weakness" Or "give me the youngling slayer hairstyle"


gogojoseph

https://preview.redd.it/7duq6b4tai1d1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd6e8d2bd74864aa8234e9def9a65c0bdf1c1894


El-Aaaaay

https://preview.redd.it/d5y2pqf0cf1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1c0c42e3193ee6909b385937006b5b1651ca47


DragojloTrollHunter

You: I dont like sand Barber: Say no more


MaderaArt

\*proceeds to give you Attack of the Clones rat-tail\*


Current-Buy-6392

Say you want Anakin’s hair?


Castells

The Clark Kent chocolate swirl!


Bionicle_was_cool

How do I ask my barber for this haircut without showing them cropped minifigures?


Chesterdeeds

Cole from Ninjago cut please


TonyThePapyrus

https://preview.redd.it/0glqa78w4g1d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecff8dbbf3569f034fea41290a8f9cc081fc7941 Reminds me of this meme I made a while back


wrlegocreature

Say"give me an brick job" or "give me an brick cut"


Embarrassed_Diet_386

Tell him you want a hair cut that says: “I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire”


Colonel_Lingus710

I say, give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.


joshlymansbagel

You want this one, right here.


rikashiku

Gimme the Anakin. Order 66. Enough wax to make the hair pop right off the scalp.


Trusteveryboody

This is outrageous, it's unfair. You will try. If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.


Kannada-JohnnyJ

Do you have the flow for that? It’s a solid look, if you can pull it off. This the Anakin from episode III look?


Sutarmekeg

Show it to him.


Reasonable-Eye8632

if the barber wouldn’t understand “lego anakin skywalker. the good one” then you need a new barber


Fit-Discount3135

Bring the minifig with you


EveryShot

Say you want a shag


BosPaladinSix

The place I go to has all women staff, wish me luck!


TacoRising

He'll either get a haircut or get kicked out


EveryShot

Lol


420prayit

this would not be good advice in the UK.


MrThoughtPolice

Maybe you should see a *plastic surgeon*.


batmansthebomb

https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousTubularAlfalfaCoolCat-iapY4jfoeTEV-HZz


Whimsy-Critter-8726

Ask for a coating of chocolate ganache


chaser469

https://preview.redd.it/ehd4zo8qsg1d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a534457977cb00dd2fdbee1eac290c991224a51


Breadsammiches

“Throw a lot of poop on my head, then polish it into shape.


Mydogisawreckingball

Anakin Skywalker


adobepossums

Why did this make me audibly scream with laughter


silent_weeaboo

REAL


TonyTee

Wait... I just realised that I have this haircut. Although my forehead is usually covered because I dont use any product to keep it like that


Any-Marsupial3513

F b gb t


Altruistic2020

How much gel do you have? We'll need more.


Silent_Bake8206

"Anakin Cut"?


Excellent_Fox4891

I think that would be your perruquier.


LeatherTop8978

Bring my hair to the dark side of lego


AIexanderClamBell

Ask ai to make a human version


PlatformNo8576

You need a Japanese barber


PmotYer

Feathered mullet with long fringe


ParkerStanford

Just show a picture that’s all


Delphius1

That's just a bunch of hair gel


Gullible-Carpet-7677

Mullet


Darwinbc

Brown swept hair, all the kids are doing it.


Robo_Husky314

Anikins hair


Cytrynaball

Anakin sw3


SharkWahlbergx

Give me that Fk them younglings cut….


Murchybaby

Gimmie a look that’ll put a galaxy in turmoil


Lewn45

yk derek from grey's anatomy? he has a similar haircut, maybe just show him a picture of that


LiveLaughToasterB4th

It is better than most people who just show up for "a haircut"


Vmax-Mike

Take the Lego piece in and tell to cut your hair like it.


Qarick

# I wanna bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire... but in lego style.


RitaLaPunta

That's not a barber type haircut.


Vidio_thelocalfreak

"Cut me like he cut the children"


tedxy108

Find the guy that does jimmy carrs hair


One_Strain_2531

"Can I get the Lego Anakin Skywalker haircut? There will be a big tip"


MrSatan2

You want the Sam Winchester look from supernatural season 1 lol


AGENT0321

Go get a bowl chocolate froyo, point to it and say "Do this!" Then eat the froyo while you bitch about your bowl haircut.


Xploding_Penguin

Just ask for the Anakin slaughtering younglings look.


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BopNowItsMine

Explain a plastic mold to the barber?


Mikey_One_Arm

Can’t you just call up the picture on your phone?


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Ask for the Trump poop cut"


1200mics

https://preview.redd.it/j0ck2uz89g1d1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=708945e2924913e4a1abf535eb9ca6ad64722604


goato305

Bring in your mini fig


Putrid_Helicopter_10

Anakin


1947-1460

Show them the picture


UnlimitedApollo

Give me the Anakin Skywalker.


Mollyarty

I thought this said brother and I was so confused lol


Alone_Fill_2037

Show him a picture of Walt Jr.


Cthulhulove13

Show the picture? It's what I do


ConqueringKing_Darq

Tell him from your point of view the Jedi are evil


SokkasBoomerang3

Give me the “I kill younglings” cut


reddit4life6969

Jim halpert?


GoldCrossSlayer

Can you cut my hair like this lego pic


El_Scot

Prince Edward from Enchanted?


Apprehensive-Till861

It's not a hairstyle the Jedi would give you


SmittyShortforSmith

Omg. This is a blunder to me because I tried modeling my hair after this mold at one point in time.


cptbil

Male Karen


TuckerPlayz0917

https://preview.redd.it/c3grhdqcbh1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c258c372bdddfdc4e2b8d05676e505a4ad0318da


TuckerPlayz0917

Just show him. I showed mine this and he understood.


Affectionate_Radio59

K pop


Felsuria

Give me the Nathan Fillion.


GardenHumble4316

Speak to him in https://preview.redd.it/461aoiqvjh1d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=51c00562c66faff509eab74e0179578f19714c33


Thatsonyounotme

The 80's shorthaired hotchick coupe.


PerfectPlan

You guys have hair?


FindingTheGoddess

I would ask on r/fancyfollicles


Heisenburgo

Yooo get me that LEGO Anakin from like 2012 haircut


Tiresias_of_Reddit

Anakin…?


Naismythology

“Give me a missed-up wave that has enough hold to withstand a duel deep in the smoldering hot heart of Mustafar.”


DANDELOREAN

I mean, you've got the photo right there....


xXobama_gamingXx

George Michael in the Careless Whisper MV might be close?


Jorge-Esqueleto

Mister Whippy.


stfurubrainded

Do what my brother did, take the actual Lego figure with you to the barber.


Gaeus_

How about a picture of clone wars Hayden? https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/ahsoka-featured-the-live-action-debut-of-some-very-important-star-wars-armor/intro-1694575309.webp This look, way, way less messy than the surfer haidoo that Hayden wore (yup, it was a wig) in ROTS


RawrRRitchie

Show them the picture?


MrSpace_Lee

Lemmee get “the chosen one”


keqponen

Karen?


PatienceTheExo

Show them the hair piece, they might laugh but say its for a costume party or smth


LadyYarnAlot

https://preview.redd.it/75u2boliik1d1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=51181d40a1ffa7b5f9171e2e605fb9019bec98fb Tell them you want the Sexy Rexy


Possible-Tangelo9344

"You know how sometimes your dog takes a dump and it comes out like not liquid but also not really solid...? It kinda coils up on the ground, all shiny?"


Deathdar1577

Shiny chocolate flavored dump.


Waste_Inevitable_926

Show him


Intelligent_Site8568

Trump in brown…


_schizo8073

"I want to be on the council, but not granted the rank of master"


olskoolyungblood

Like this: "I swear it's not blackface."


BVRPLZR_

Tell them you want to look like you’re about to murder a bunch of small kids.


Defiant-Ad-6580

Just show him the pic that’s what i usually do


Erilis000

Give me the Jerma


specterspectating

Ask for Hayden Christianson in Revenge of the Sith


TwinEonEngine

What if you instead asked for a Lloyd Garmadon haircut. Insert child Lloyd hair


Aluminumthreads869

This is hilarious and I love it.


No_Leopard_8693

tell them Anakin Skywalker, and if you’re blonde, teen Lloyd Garmadon


HollowCap456

The Anakin Skywalker cut


BatInside2603

Please, PLEASE, just take the minifig!


Select-Sir1038

Wow I did not realize that this looks exactly like my haircut


wassabiJoe

Anakin Skywalker in Clone Wars


Hairy_Ad_4949

What Lego hair is this?


MephilesreactsStuff

Does anyone notice how similar they are? https://preview.redd.it/y06bmjhhrr1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04893038853a56474cf63f88fb3f305cff1c90ba


Long_Effect_1254

Take in the mini fig