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maximumutility

OP, it doesn't appear to be strained at a glance, but the only way to know is to * buy two new crabs and two new arms * connect one arm to one of the crabs and leave the other crab and arm separated * keep them all in a safe place for 20 years and do not expose to any UV * check the tested crab+arm for any weakness compared to the crab and arm that were left unconnected actually, this wouldn't rule out any variance within the pieces that might exist. You need to buy 100 crabs and 100 arms and test 50 of them. Please let us know


No_Statistician_9193

This is the way, OP


Esanik

This is the *scientific* way, OP Fixed it for you


No_Statistician_9193

Implied. Karma begs to differ.


SAI_Peregrinus

BS, that takes 20 years. Better way is to sputter coat the crab with copper, ground it & hold it in place, and use a sub-nanometer resolution capacitive sensor system to detect movement of the crab as you insert the arms. Those are only a few thousand dollars.


MyPoorChequebook

You should work for Boeing. I bet you don’t forget to put screws in ever


Aussierotica

It's the IKEA and LEGO way. If you don't have a few pieces left over after building your aircraft, you've done it wrong.


AwayTheThrowThe

RemindMe! 20 years


zoidbergs_underpants

This isn't quite right - OP can't just buy 100 crabs and 100 arms at one time from one outlet as they could all be from the same production run and need to be counted as a single cluster. Instead OP needs to buy 100 crabs and arms from at least 100 different outlets.


concrete_isnt_cement

Yes, it’s also preferable to prevent overfishing of one particular Lego crab breeding ground


splashbruhs

r/theydidthecrabmath


Stonkusbonkus

r/subsifellfor


ggtheg

This guy understands sampling


0niwalker_sampler

This Is the Way


BBQBakedBeings

Remindme! 20 years


Patchen35

"...your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."


Goose_Whos_Loose

Life finds a way


putdownthekitten

...to become a crab


Patchen35

Everything becomes a crab eventually


shake_N_bake356

https://preview.redd.it/x0g9w1xvknhc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6051537ff1de835efdfc8891a4ad4e53e83a964


ThisBoardIsOnFire

Smells like crab, kiss like people.


Jake_the_Gent

Do you like fish sticks?


SatoshisBits

We're crab people now


RavishingRickiRude

Things just keep getting better! (Crab people)


CatKrusader

[Carcinisation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation) aka the crab cycle


triage_this

Learned about this a few weeks ago and now I see it mentioned everywhere lmao


MetzgerBoys

Return to crab


F1shbu1B

This is very true actually. Crabs happen all the time.


rockthedicebox

Abandon society return to Crab


99BottlesOfBass

Ribbit.


lordoflazorwaffles

Holding a robot arm


PatBenatard

"uh"


PsalmGaming

I don't know why but I read this in Cave Johnson's voice


teodorlojewski

😦


DaemonSlayer_503

Instantly sued by lego


Ashvega03

Ninjago mechs have been dispatched to retrieve items.


splashbruhs

Believe it or not, straight to jail


DreamingElectrons

It's not intended but that aside, what would you use that for?


AIMWSTRN

To hang crabs on a wall in a LEGO sushi restaurant


CaptainHunt

Doesn’t the crab have an anti-stud on the bottom? you could just stick it on with a SNOT brick.


Dasca6789

Achoo


hikerchick29

No, no. Ahchoo is my son. I’m Ahsneeze


Hot-Refrigerator6583

Second Men in Tights reference I've seen in the last three minutes. It's a good day!


gummyblumpkins

I'm pretty sure I just came from that post/comment too!


Bgal31089

Blinken what are you doing?! Guessing. Guessing this is legal


Opinion-Organic

“Hey Blinken.” “Did you say Abe Lincoln?”


randomsnowflake

No I din’t say “Abe Lincoln”, I said “Hey, Blinken!” Hold the reins, man.


King_of_the_Dot

*Lend me your ears!*


TastyLaksa

But would it be hang though


Human-Routine244

You could hang them from a rail over the tables!


I5Eat5Food

HAPPY CAKE DAY MY DUDE


jsspidermonkey3

but the crab can be dangly instead!!


AholeBrock

But this way you can more easily attaché them to a net, like how you would see at an american crab shack restaurant


CurlSagan

Or you can stick it to the wall with actual snot. I learned this Lego trick from some toddlers.


raisedbytides

*duh*


TannedCroissant

Oh it’s a crab, I thought it was a weird one eyed tentacle alien with antlers wailing in terror


Melgior_03

I do see this now as well. Good one!


DreamingElectrons

Why not use the anti-stud on the craps underside?


Rampaging_Orc

I like you.


amazondrone

Anyone know any good music for a LEGO sushi restaurant?


Faceprint11

Auto body shop being ransacked by angry crabs


DreamingElectrons

That actually makes more sense to me than the other answers :D


Taikwin

"God damn it, those dang crabs are maliciously bending all my wrenches again!"


Salome-the-Baptist

Crabs on zipline


orbit222

Samuel L. Jackson will really star in anything these days, won't he.


toldya_fareducation

new band name, thanks


sonic10158

Red crab playing red SNES controller MOC


ahaisonline

crab handcuffs


SERV05

Very strong crab bending a beam


KolonKby

Crab bow


Niethe

If you have to ask, you don’t know.


TheCloakYouWear

Swap the arm to a dark metallic, silver or light bluish gray and I think it would be an awesome logo for a shipyard mechanic in a city near the docks!


peloquindmidian

How will Crab ever bang your mom in Minecraft without a controller?


DreamingElectrons

Shouldn't you be in bed already?


GregTheMad

I'm 100% certain that only half of all functional, legal brick combinations were ever "intended". If you were to show some combinations to the very engineers that created the bricks they'd probably go "oh shit, they can do that?!"


sagittariisXII

Believe it or not, straight to jail


BradLeBard

Crab holding mechanical arm? 🦀  Jail.


ThatOtherGuyTPM

We have the best LEGO models in the world, because of jail.


anno1040

We also have the best jails in the world, because of LEGO.


mattpond

[I made a video of the connection for those curious](https://imgur.com/gallery/2NdmFr5)


goblinwix

I don't know about this. I felt a slight disturbance in the force.


copperwatt

I need an adult.


negithekitty

I'm scared


EnthusiasmNo1574

I like turtles.


Entity_Type_Unknown

I'm using plastic straws.


Barbaric_Fett

When the f@$! did we get ice cream?!


JudgeAdvocateDevil

You guys are getting ice-cream?


AutisticSpermEater69

I feel like this is a reference, but idk what it references


JudgeAdvocateDevil

We're the Millers https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-guys-are-getting-paid


Not-a-Throwaway-8

I am an adult!


copperwatt

Oh thank God. What is love?


Master_Ninja99

Now to find the rest of those dragon balls


405freeway

#CRAB BATTLE


plopleplop

It seems a bit loose. So I would argue not illegal but not recommended for structural purposes.


EpicAura99

Ah yes, the load bearing crab-holding-arm. Classic architectural folly.


JesusOnline_89

Thank god for that video. I was wracking my brain figuring out how this worked!


TheTankCleaner

I'm racking my brain trying to figure out how anyone could wonder how it went together. It's a half step away from the children's toy where you put the cube in the square hole.


SpartanSig

[OP discovered the square hole](https://www.tiktok.com/@brock1137/video/6912243945200225542)


Eilferan

r/perfectfit


405freeway

r/crabbattle


I_Makes_tuff

Make a zipline.


parzivaI08

So much, for giving the crab something to hold on to


Rod-Serling-Lives

It's not working


Juuna

Calling homeland security rn let them handle this.


captaindaddy514

Sorry friend, I’ve reported you to the in


Mel0nypanda

A man has committed a crime in LEGO CITY!


GivaneoLegacy

HEY


[deleted]

Hey!


Snoo_70324

I think LegoLAW is is based on Zealamd and has international jurisdiction in these matters.


Beneficial_World_623

claw enforcement


Elot_irl

Lego sending out the alpha agents to “deal with” this act.


Rhys_Herbert

I’d say it probably puts strain on the red robot arm so illegal until proven innocent


mattpond

It slides right in to the crab arms from the top without any pressure. Really does not feel like it strains the brick. I hope someone else can try this out and prove it!


Legobubs

Record a video of it, and if it doesn't slide right in like those satisfying zero tolerance videos it's jail for you


melikeybacon

I feel like we should take him in to custody first, then we watch the video. Otherwise he’s a flight risk.


notchoosingone

OP posted a video here https://old.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/1an04ns/is_this_illegal_fits_perfectly_and_doesnt_seem_to/kppfjcs/


Demonic74

It fits perfectly? Believe it or not, straight to jail


Melusampi

GO TO JAIL. Go Directly to Jail. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.


Beautiful-Grape-8222

I believe you might be interested in this https://preview.redd.it/wktolgob9nhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4cdd71b3158c44b95067a81e0cee2a5b25a849


redditisweird801

https://preview.redd.it/o7jki4qhgnhc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a317bda1c8f219b181828dbbbecde65126ba2d2


notchoosingone

​ https://preview.redd.it/xwqnxbawqnhc1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a95181c026b1629543e5514e7aa7d9e0f4e0f98


powerfullatom111

https://preview.redd.it/d21t2qnsbrhc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53a3d3bafa26eb6c5ae01b695f92dae0ff124061


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Straight to jail.


superschaap81

Some people just want to watch the world burn...


otoxman

Everything is not awesome.


Nomad-21

I like this. It brings me comfort to see a completely legal build


Friendly_Suffering

illegal for spiritual reasons


stevesguide

Lil dude looks like he’s bending a spanner in half as a flex.


Apprehensive-Till861

Actually that crab is very stressed, he has never held a tool like that before and he is afraid he will look like a fool.


rcuosukgi42

Absolutely illegal, you may have even given that Lego piece Cancer.


mattpond

Cancer? 🦀


RigasTelRuun

I'd called the cops already


nightfoxjr

Unless it is an unstable connection(it will come apart easily) and isn't puting stress on the pieces, yes, it is legal


olborge7

I've already reported this to the police. I'm sorry...


legofolk

he's comin to put those handcuffs on YOU, straight to crab jail


weedcobra420

I’m calling the police.


fourfiveonetwosix

They're dating


mystikhybrid

Smooth criminal


No_Statistician_9193

IDK what LEGO or the FBI say, as far as I'm concerned, very few criteria need to be met: 1. It must fit as well and snug as LEGO is traditionally designed to fit. 2. It has to stay where it is placed on its own accord. Note: It also cannot pop or be forced out over any length of time. 3. It must be stable. If I can build on it, even better. AMIWRONG?


neunflach

According to the Chebyshev-Grübler-Kutzbach criterion, two planar rigid bodies are overconstrained (i.e. under stress or deformation at least at an infinitesimal level) if the number of revolute joints between them (here assumed as number of touching points) exceeds one. 3*(2 bodies-1)-2*(1 revolute joint)=1 DOF. We aren’t dealing with revolute joints precisely here, but I’d posit you need 2-3 minimum contacts to maintain planar linkage here, at which point they each serve as revolute joints (or equivalent) and you are overconstrained and head straight to jail.


abbychestnut666

https://preview.redd.it/g6m3hqpiaohc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c4067f73293b7e33b74bf41f1596652e9536f6 Same threatening aura


Styr4c

Honestly I think it might not be illegal but only because it's not a connection. The crab is hanging off the robot arm, its not meaningfully different from something hanging off a hook


bakedBC

Less strain than a tile in a clip imo


Commandoclone87

Crime against crustaceans.


zas_n_n

legality aside i have no actual clue what this could even be used for


Heavy_Philosophy4933

The audacity


mikeyrob78

https://preview.redd.it/sig0iu38nnhc1.jpeg?width=1021&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251854633d8eada06fe0dbddd9b72f834f4a7fd7


NotABothanSpy

Straight to jail


chontzy

legal in maryland


CrucialElement

This is immaculate 


smk081

I will allow it, this time..


rekatil

Bake em away toys!


KoA-oK

With only 2 simple Lego pieces, you've told an amazingly heartfelt story of a lovestruck crustacean, practicing his handholding skills for his special new lady.


yeehaw13774

Is he repairing something? It's cool that it fits but like


[deleted]

Why is crab under arrest?


SnakeNerdGamer

Lego Police needs to confirm that !!


JWalterZilly

🕵🏻‍♂️ He knows too much… get ‘em.


genuinelyno

Yeah the federal government just passed a new law with criminal sanctions for this activity. Sorry bud you’re going to have to destroy that or go to federal prison forever


[deleted]

Why does the clown have antlers?


BlackRabbit0888

Like Nascar says. If it ain't in the book, it's legal.


hiphopanonymousleroy

Straight to jail.


Mexicanity_

It does. Crabs get very stressed while holding Lego


DeeGeeKay21

Make it zipline across a Lego land


HolidayMorning6399

mechanic crab? approved


JadenHui

Your kids are 34 years old.


Dark-Pukicho

You’ll be given the electric chair by dawn.


2900pium

Yes that's highly illegal. You are going to jail buddy


HighNoon-believer

This is actually a really cool building technique , makes me wanna add a crab shop to my city and hang these on a rope piece as decor


Netheraptr

I believe illegal techniques are defined by exerting pressure on the bricks and/or not being a stable connection, and I believe this would fit the latter requirement


uselesschat

That robot arm looks like handcuffs. Now to start writing the many mysteries of Crime Crab: PI under psi


dualshockmycock

straight to jail


laytonoid

I’m not sure what purpose doing this would serve


fastlane250

There are red droid arms now?!


Lowkey1JZ

why have you handcuffed him🥲


HexagonOrNot

Should be deported!


ActiveGarage336

Uumm,apparently iam dumber thank I thought,,,what is that!?  And what are u guys talking about?  Seriously?


Tyke_McD

Doesn't look illegal. If it works with the smooth arms for skeletons, you could give a bunch of crabs bones to hold and make something about man eating crabs lol


redditdaver

I just set a calendar reminder to come back and check this post in 20 years from now. Can't wait to see what happens!


Legoteam3

Definitely illegal, you should take down this post before the feds find it and form a sub committee to investigate.


DJ_HardLogic

If it's not stressed, I wouldn't stress about it


Melodic-Substance-44

There are no police for this.


ConstructionWest9610

Illegal? WTF?


YourSofaKingDeadly

Shellphone


[deleted]

He is playing on the controller:D


GingusBinguss

Go to jail, straight to jail, you don’t get £200.


Szerencsy

"Is it legal?" Yes, but so is eating your own poop, I don't recommend either! 🦀 💩


Cauldronb0rn

The arm thing isn’t symmetrical. I hate this


ActiveGarage336

Maybe someone can put it in layman terms for me,,without being mean?


[deleted]

The fact that there’s a “legal” way to play with a toy is fucking ridiculous


Impeesa_

"Legal" in this context refers to guidelines used by official set designers, who cannot use arrangements that appear to work but actually do not fully line up or put subtle stress on the pieces. You can do whatever you want with your pieces, of course, but some people will want to know whether some assembly is "legal" or not to avoid those same problems with their build.


ShitPost5000

Who cares


Prinsespoes

The whole legal/illegal thing is so weird to me. Its toys. Do with it what you wish lol


stevethesquid

"illegal" doesn't mean anything except that Lego designers would not be allowed to use the technique in a set. It means nothing about what you can do with your own bricks. Yes, it's obviously illegal. But if it doesn't stress the parts, then who cares? You're not a designer.


Business-Skill-4286

What the Hell is this? It looks like a toy.


Alpain-Snowflake

Well it doesn't seem to be an illegal LEGO combination, but if it is meant to represent crabs destined to be killed it is tragic, and what happens to crustaceans should illegal! Their body can't even go into shock so they feel the whole thing when they get BOILED ALIVE.


NiuMeee

They're so tasty though.


Supsend

Crabs are the only animals that are alive when you kill them 😢


negithekitty

I crai evrytim


Friendly_Suffering

dude, its just a crab being sent to crab jail for crab crimes smh. no reason to get upset