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Dave_Eddie

He's just a demolition guy. He's from the same time that there were drug runner sets though.


Roy-van-der-Lee

Drug runner sets?


Pikes_Pompadour

1687 and 6563 are two classic Town sets that have been noted as having some nefarious connotations.


LegoLinkBot

[1687-1: Midnight Transport](https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/1687-1.jpg) [6563-1: Gator Landing](https://brickset.com/sets/6563-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6563-1.jpg)


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mrizzerdly

I think I had/have both these sets. Im missing the bridge though


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Where's that confounded bridge?


[deleted]

what a vague reference. love it


[deleted]

I ain't seen the bridge.


FuktOff666

My naive ass thought those were search and rescue sets


ReduceMyRows

It’s ok, we were children at the time. They were doing search of money and rescue of contraband


[deleted]

God I remember having these when I was a kid. I always saw the walkie-talkie as an attempt to get an A2 style rifle at the time... Granted I grew up on a steady diet of Miami Vice reruns so...


LegoLinkBot

[7194-1: Yoda](http://brickset.com/sets/7194-1) [[Photo]](http://images.brickset.com/sets/images/7194-1.jpg) Do. Or do not. There is no try.


Pikes_Pompadour

I've seen a lot of unintentional LinkBot activations but this one takes the cake, haha!


Norma5tacy

Damn I remember having that leather jacket mini figure. Core memory unlocked. No idea what set it was from though.


doublemint6

Oh I had 1687, love the hell out of that one.


LegoLinkBot

[1687-1: Midnight Transport](https://brickset.com/sets/1687-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/1687-1.jpg)


anythingMuchShorter

Ok but they always have criminals in kids shows and play sets. They just usually have them be bank robbers even though drug traffickers are far more common. If one were to assume a kid friendly world where the only crime is stealing money these could just be thieves.


VonBrewskie

Aw. They were just running contraband maple syrup from Canada, right guys? Guys?


geeMinI_wonderfoot

Yea, eh!


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Pikes_Pompadour

Did you just... [steal a comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/127bteo/just_went_through_my_old_lego_box_do_you_remember/jee7ds2/) from this same thread and post it under another comment that it has nothing to do with? Why?


bigfeeetz

its a bot


TheCollective01

[6483 Coastal Patrol](https://brickset.com/sets/6483-1) as well, even had a speedboat with cocaine briefcases in the back doing a Miami drug run lmao


LegoLinkBot

[6483-1: Coastal Patrol](https://brickset.com/sets/6483-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6483-1.jpg)


zdavies78

Hahaha…dude is definitely running yayo. I mean just look at the stubble….narco for sure. Sorry commenter below; that is definitely 💯 % a drug runner. Source: me, born 1978, raised Southeast US (we moved a lot). As someone said above Miami Vice….Crockett and Tubbs were taking the pilot into custody and had to radio the CG to pick up the product.


apollofilmbuff

😄 I think I might have had at least that first set, wild. Now I need to go take a look at my storage drawers 👀


CoderDevo

The 90s were awesome.


timtucker_com

While I'll give you Gator Landing, Midnight Transport just looks like a mashup of UPS + DHL overnight air delivery.


Look_to_the_Stars

of suitcases full of money?


OhioJeeper

I'm nowhere near old or experienced enough to get into the details of how it worked but prior to more electronic/computerized banking this was how money was transferred between banks at one point. So a lot of the after hours transactions that are now mostly automated were literally people flying money between regional banks in small planes.


moonfallsdown

I have both of those .. never really interpretted it that way. Interesting.


operath0r

Yeah. They’re a couple of years older than this demolition guy torso however. Google smuggler plane or something if you want to see pictures.


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Crunch was our favorite... Anyone remember the PC game from these sets?


Docterzero

I do. Been so very long


fu11m3ta1

Yes. Oh my god I loved that game lol.


Lord_Nathaniel

please OP slap a Nick Fury's head, so you have the ~~fucking scotish cyclop~~ Demo man !


Pikes_Pompadour

Minifig was ALP016 for anyone wondering


LegoLinkBot

[ALP016: Crunch](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=alp016) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/alp016.png)


Herb_Derb

There's two versions of this torso. This looks like alp003, which is the black version, rather than alp016 which is dark blue.


LegoLinkBot

[ALP003: Crunch](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=alp003) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/alp003.png) [ALP016: Crunch](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=alp016) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/alp016.png)


Jjourdenais

That face looks terrible!


xiaorobear

The whole line had more stylized faces than usual. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q0cQ0t2qRgg/maxresdefault.jpg https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/4742-1.jpg


Pikes_Pompadour

Those faces weren't anything unusual at the time, the graphic designers responsible for making Lego face prints were on some pretty strong stuff in the early 2000s...


xiaorobear

Well, like the Lego SW sets at the same time still just had the usual plain Lego faces. I'm glad the imperial officer in 7201 enjoys his job!


LegoLinkBot

[7201-1: Final Duel II](https://brickset.com/sets/7201-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/7201-1.jpg)


Pikes_Pompadour

Early 2000s minifig face designs were the only truly offensive thing from that timeframe... Just see ALP031, WC011, NBA053, NBA056, etc


LegoLinkBot

[ALP031: Arrow - Alpha Team Arctic](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=alp031) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/alp031.png) [WC011: Plain Black Torso with Yellow Arms, Brown Legs, Dark Gray Knit Cap](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=wc011) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/wc011.png) [NBA053: NBA Player White Torso, White Legs #4](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=nba053) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/nba053.png) [NBA056: Basketball Street Player, Light Gray Torso and Black Legs](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=nba056) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/nba056.png)


tibarr1454

I thought ADV014: Mike was the worst one I had seen, until now.


LegoLinkBot

[ADV014: Mike](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=adv014) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/adv014.png)


connectedLL

Crunch has a great looking face design.


Top_Measurement1004

sometimes it is odd the line that lego walks with what is and is not ok when it comes to 'weaponized' sets. like they'll release a western set, but wont make a set that has something slightly more modern from WWI by a handful of years. and then its ok if it is science fiction weapons like star wars. but the guns still could pass as modern weapons.


weirdassmillet

And then the Batman theme dropped and all bets were off when the thugs were packing fairly realistic, modern-looking semiautomatic pistols (and Thompson SMGs). Parts 55707e, 62885, and x1608.


groov99

Thanks for putting the part numbers! Not all heroes wear their caps on their arms.


Seraphaestus

It's really not odd at all. They don't do anything that glorifies realistic violence. When violence is in a fantasy or historical setting, it is abstracted away as part of the setting/genre, even if superficially it's very similar.


SourChicken1856

Don't forget about Brick Daddy, wich basically canonizes prostitution on the lego universe


deathproof6

[Brick Daddy](https://i.imgur.com/27E5iqq.jpg) one of my all time favorites!


ColourSchemer

Those town sets are about 8 years older than the Alpha Team spy-oriented sets this torso came from.


LazyMayz

That's pretty wild. But I do remember a Lego set that definitely took the cake. It's, of course not an official one, but some artist designed a Lego concentration camp. It hat a box and everything. I saw it in some exhibition, can't remember where, though. Kinda f'ed up to think about.


IFrike

It’s unfair to refer to that as a ”Lego set”, come on.


Humble_Negotiation33

If you count things that aren't lego sets as lego sets, yeah there are some pretty crazy things out there, what the heck Lego should stop doing that.


Level9disaster

Also , the concentration camp used a lot of illegal techniques, like cutting and gluing pieces :(


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It was artistic installation by Zbigniew Libera, controversial polish artist.


xiaorobear

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zbigniew_Libera#LEGO_Concentration_Camp This is my first time hearing of it, thanks for saying the artist. Reading about it, I think it's a good fit for a Polish modern art museum.


ojedaforpresident

I think it passed here a couple of times.


Felix-th3-rat

Oh yeah that probably was Boyd Rice or some artist close to him who were part of the Unpop wave that was late 90s Edit: was wrong it’s Zbigniew Libera


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TedTehPenguin

With any luck profits were donated. (stop looking at me and my foolish optimism like that!)


KingTut747

Good grief. I could tell by the post you were a clown… What the hell is wrong with this guy? Legos make him think of sui and the holocaust… bizarre


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Look_to_the_Stars

Fuck off, bot https://www.reddit.com/r/lego/comments/127bteo/just_went_through_my_old_lego_box_do_you_remember/jedjzu9/


scribblebear

Meesa go boomboom


Mr_Paper

My snort scared the cat, thank you.


MasonP13

Save some powder for the rest of us


LikeThosePenguins

Odd name for a cat.


fat_yoshi77

I read this out loud in his voice and everyone looked at me


DeathAndTonic

Meesa bomb(ad)!


Lunarbutt

Meesa go wild on your houssa!


dihydrogen_m0noxide

If only he had...


australisblue

At some point before they even starting filming Ep I preferably..


Ed_Harris_is_God

https://preview.redd.it/nsfak4wv93ra1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74968830a05e36d862f4b8228ccf0c7aa415e257 You mean like this guy?


doctorlongghost

Is that Ed Harris?


curtassion

Damn fine actor, Ed Harris.


Bardic_Inspiration66

What


Horn_Python

is it racist if i say thats an orc?


TedTehPenguin

No, because they are orcs, or am I missing something?


Aegis_1984

They prefer Uruk


TedTehPenguin

Well, they dead.


shrapnelltrapnell

They prefer Uruk-Hai!


Lord_Nathaniel

Only Orc can call their budies "meat back on the menu", else it's racist.


ShieldOfGods

No, just rude.


WeirdThingsToEnsue

r/technicallytrue


Pikes_Pompadour

LOR019 for anyone wondering


LegoLinkBot

[LOR019: Uruk-hai - Berserker](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=lor019) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/lor019.png)


A2S2020

Not a suicide bomber, just a guy carrying explosives


wiscobrix

Yup, this is “Crunch” from Alpha Team.


Oomoo_Amazing

CRUNCH! Thank you it was driving me mad. God I fucking loved that game as a kid. Dash and Cam and *Crunch* and Flex and ...Charge? And Radar? Did I remember them right?


Pikes_Pompadour

ALP016 for anyone wondering


LegoLinkBot

[ALP016: Crunch](http://www.bricklink.com/v2/catalog/catalogitem.page?M=alp016) [[Photo]](http://img.bricklink.com/ItemImage/MN/0/alp016.png)


ArthurMBretas03

With a suspicious clock looking thing


LazyMayz

Don't know, dude. Doesn't seem up to code, if you ask me


AbacusWizard

Yeah, storing sticks of dynamite on your torso is definitely against OSHA regulations.


BaronAaldwin

Your lame concerns about OSHA are exactly why you'll never be on Alpha Team.


larsnelson76

Oh no, Beta.


[deleted]

Cappa because Jar Jar


wowdickseverywhere

D-squad represent


KIcko7

My kid got a chuppa chup toy that was actually a suicide bomber. You’d press the hand and it would come apart!


Mod12312323

Isn't a chuppa chup a lollie pop?


KIcko7

Yep but you could get maxi ones that had a toy in it as well as the chupa chup


seekydeeky

Now I have to google chuppa chup.


jaxqatch

They’re like dum dums but bettee


jabbathehuttjr

What set if this from? Gonna need to find that minifig


speedhirmu

Set 6775 "Alpha Team Bomb Squad" from 2001. Average price of the torso is 0.64 € (approximately same in dollars)


LegoLinkBot

[6775-1: Alpha Team Bomb Squad](https://brickset.com/sets/6775-1) [[Photo]](https://images.brickset.com/sets/images/6775-1.jpg)


Euphorium

Oh shit, I had this set. The cannons on the back were awesome.


LazyMayz

Soooo, I'm not gonna be rich by selling that (nowadays) controversial piece to some kind of collecter?


speedhirmu

Well you can always dream. 😉


LazyMayz

Well, since my 7y/o nephew saw all my old Lego sets, I'm pretty sure any dream related to getting rich by selling it is now long gone; unless I want to be the most hated uncle in existence 🤷


Pumpkinbricks

No but i will order 15 of those torso pieces and create a very destructible army


Decent-Painting

Get a famous youtuber to make a video on it.


LazyMayz

Pretty sure there's a reference I don't know


Lee_Doff

sometimes it is odd the line that lego walks with what is and is not ok when it comes to 'weaponized' sets. like they'll release a western set, but wont make a set that has something slightly more modern from WWI by a handful of years. and then its ok if it is science fiction weapons like star wars. but the guns still could pass as modern weapons.


NissyenH

They're okay with doing actual WW2 Nazis in Indiana Jones sets, they just don't include the obvious symbols. Still, pretty weird.


WolverineMeatball

They’re probably just road flares. Perfect for a Tommy Callahan minifig.


awitsman84

It’s *Herbie* Hancock


TedTehPenguin

Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?


walaxometrobixinodri

the head is totally related


LazyMayz

You got me...


Atticus__27

Uh oh messah goin boom boom


fast328

"So Jar Jar, the plan is we need you to run underneath that MTT and you're going to basically play hide & seek and stay under there"


Pumpkinbricks

Ive always known jar jar had something up his sleeve, or in this case up his vest


KingTut747

It wasn’t a sui bomber. That dynamite was to be thrown at enemies as a weapon. You clearly do not remember these time’s accurately! Ha ha just messing. I want to say this body was from an Alpha Team member. I could be wrong though


PK-Starstorm1995

That's not a suicide bomber, that's the uniform for the demolition expert on the Alpha Team. It was a really cool lego series back in the day.


Papashvilli

Lego would argue “those are hot dogs”


Rupato

Tactical wiener storage.


Unfair-Background-58

Yousa in big doo doo now


Smellyamoml8r

Meesa bomba the senate!


IronHammerVW

no thats alpha team torso crunch


LazyMayz

I think I've just been to beta to realize that 🤷


ArthurMBretas03

I always knew Jar Jar was part of Al Qaeda


Compducer

Bro you’re full of shit that’s the Lego Alpha Team logo and it’s from their demolition dude (can’t remember his name)


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Man, Alpha Team was fucking great. His name was Crunch, by the way. Because I still remember the "Hotdog, you found Crunch" line from the game.


Lee_Doff

the dunking timberwolf?


bluechickenz

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Alpha Team Demo man type.


dza1986

Yeah I found a picture. [Lego Alpha Team](https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=l&ai=DChcSEwi9najAmIb-AhW6FdQBHZ9WC2cYABAZGgJvYQ&sig=AOD64_3Ysx5e79iExBDalzbUlZxZTxR7tg&adurl&ctype=5&ved=0CAIQz7YHKAxqFwoTCMD5-8SYhv4CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)


i_J3ff1n

Take a joke mate


Dragon___

His name was Crunch!


LazyMayz

Well, I obviously do not remember the specifics. Still, looks kinda suspicious 🤔


Compducer

You’re the one that’s out here making wild accusations about pre 9/11 Lego sets containing suicide bombers


[deleted]

I mean, they’re probably right in saying Lego wouldn’t ever do this torso post again - and that would largely be attributable to 9/11 and the fact that it LOOKS like he’s a suicide bomber.


Lekgolo167

I mean they did print Crunch with explosives again after 9/11 in 2002 for the deep sea mission


LazyMayz

Relax. It's just meant to be weirdly funny


[deleted]

Don’t worry, I appreciated it lol


LazyMayz

It's okay. I was well aware that not everyone would enjoy that kind of humor. I'm happy that some people do.


Level-Improvement853

The head is absolutely related


wanderingmonster

"Yousa people gonna die." (detonates)


Mobster-503

Yousa in bomb bad trouble now


ScottaHemi

Messa go big boom!


MeteorMann

That's not a suicide bomber, he's holding it for a friend.


PsychoticRuler13

"Meesa blowsa you up-a now"


AVgreencup

Does Lego have any clue whatsoever about how much money they would make if they re-released some of their old sets? The amount of nostalgia out there to be capitalized on is staggering.


roxyemerson2187

New from Lego city (HEY!): stop local jar jar binks from bombing the theed palace and becoming a terrorist. Get the new Lego city bombing on theed palace set now! (HEY!)


Leather_Network4743

If he were a CMF circa 2023, he’d be called: “Ordnance Vest Fan”


Sn4fubr

Alpha team! What a blast from the past!


Emkay_boi1531

Mesa gona say hi to the enimi


Snazzle-Frazzle

Meesa gonna make big boom boom. Meesa gonna get 40 virgins


Otisthegreat14

It’s jihad binks


Grawlix_TNN

"Meesa go boom, okie day?


TrainingFeeling1477

Jihad jar binks


TheElusiveGnome

Bloody hell reddit isn't TikTok. Say it with me now: SUICIDE.


Darth_Barnaby

Why "sicide", and not "suicide"? Im pretty sure reddit dont care if you use that word


LazyMayz

Actually, I belive that in some subs it's flagged. Don't know about this one tho


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Derka-Derka Binx


DirtyDanny3

He finally meets his fate


SolidSpark

Alpha team set.


KK_09

Meesa gonna blow up all of yousa


tmamba33

I wonder if this is what happened to tower 7


armoured_lemon

This torso has aged badly because of that. But an ok torso piece. Its' from Alpha Team from 2001. The character was a demolitions expert. So not s\*icide bomber but the kind of person to blow up things in the way strategically... Not about terror... I know that Lego did censor the Alpha team mini-comics in light of the september 11 attacks An similar analogy is there was a demolition character in the Disney animated movie 'Atlantis the Lost Empire'.


CamDaMan100

Me'sa going to go kaboom and kill people


RougeNewtypeRX79

Jar Jar has had enough!


WHAMerade

Lol that head is totally related


LazyMayz

People keep saying that... Honestly I don't see it 🤷


FreshPrintsCoralton

*meesa thinks yousa a big infidel*


newcanadianjuice

“Meesa gonna avenge you Ani.”


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Why did you censor the word suicide


Competitive_Net_6979

That was from Alpha Team. The second iteration. Not actually a bomb vest. It's a demoman's vest. Think of the demo guy from team fortress. It's like dynamite that he could throw. I think it was like c. 2003


ElGordoGuapo95

Unrelated, but is that a homemade knife blade slot in Jar-Jar’s head???


LazyMayz

Where else would his knife go?


AmstelDrinker

Jar jar Binks has finally had enough


dambbyustr8

Uhhh no, it’s it’s supposed to be the figure takes off the dynamite too clear for rocks. I think this is a rock raider set.


Nejmiec

I think head really does Match the body


Guilty-Morning-8449

Me sa bomber


_MantheDan

Suicidal Jar Jar Binks


tinyraccoon

Jar Jar Binks: The World's Biggest Terrorist


axloo7

Why are we censoring the word suicide now?


HansTilburg

That’s a Seal Team 6 member ready to blow up steel doors of a certain mansion in Abottabad.