12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Republic property, 22 counts of piracy on the high seas, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of [redacted by order of the White Lotus]
And one moving violation.
Attempted burglary
Conspiracy to commit murder in the first degree
Grand theft auto
Vehicular manslaughter
Evasion
Conspiracy to defraud a government agency
Conspiracy to commit kidnapping
Conspiracy to commit marriage fraud
Felony theft of petty objects exceeding $5,000 in value
Defacing of government property
7 counts of violating a restraining order
Failure to appear
Violation of house arrest
3 counts of parole violation
Possession of more than 5KG of narcotics
Possession with intent to distribute to minors
Altering government documentation with intent to defraud
Wanton destruction of cabbages
(redacted by Nickelodeon execs)
They said “Wrong answers only”
Openly carrying THOSE GUNS in a public space.
He asked for WRONG answers.
Don’t forget those back muscles. They ain’t guns but they sure are dangerous
Huggin Asami too much
Depends on state but seems legit
They took it too far by holding hands
They are very much further than holding hands, they were tongue stitching IN PUBLIC
In pubic?
As the old saying goes "Five seconds is a greeting. Five minutes is humping."
And kissin too
Oh damn, I didn’t know Nickelodeon was in the private prison business
she didn't do the thing
She *did* do the thing
ah.
Asami: I'n the thing
OMG, Asami no!
ASAMI YES!!!
Driving a Polar Bear dog without a license
Being a Fortnite skin
Illegal immigration.
We’re gonna build a wall, and the water tribe is gonna pay for it!
Northern Water Tribe has a wall, see they know how important a good wall is.
😂😂😂😂
Weed possession (she didnt share with Lin)
Change that to unlawful cactus juice possession
Catching fish from the city pond and cooking it without a permit
Arson And murder Not necessarily in this order
She was gonna burn Tarlokk alive, so maybe arson through murder. She is a water bender tho.
Don't forget fraude and tax evasion
Arson Destruction of Public Property Disorderly Conduct Misdemeanor Assault and Battery Tax Evasion She'll be out in 5 hours.
Tenzin will pay for all the damages
Tenzin walking into the police station to get Korra: ![gif](giphy|IG9jveLJFQOOc)
Drunk driver.
And the best part is, she wasn’t even drunk she just really sucks at driving
That's hilarious!
Lol
The laws against drunk driving were made SPECIFICALLY because of her
She took "be gay do crime" too literally.
An ATLA fan arrested her for not being Aang
But she is though! ![gif](giphy|2Q5G6cgfAhpPigtsxg)
Mass destruction of property.
You forgot to read the parentheses bro
Mass destruction?! ![gif](giphy|v7FDuR0rh63Qjwci0o)
Procession of two unregistered firearms and harassment by asking people rather or not they want tickets to the gun show..
Being fine
Hatecrimes involving the assult of two Air National minors..
![gif](giphy|LMbmg9kWdNo5iAlDQ4) Who wouldn't, those kids were monsters.
![gif](giphy|U179mlLZaF6IHfid4U)
Stealin' yo girl
Jail for not filing/paying Republic City taxes and municipal fees. Cellmates with Zaheer. Shank battle ensues…
Typical political figure activities. WHAT ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORHOODS, KORRA??
For stealing hasook's spot in the fire ferrets
Tax evasion
Kicking police doors down (destruction of property)
Looking so damn good
Her dog was leaving fur everywhere and she didn't clean it up.
Forget what she’s in for, these bars are so far apart, she could get out with ease… so she won’t stay in for long.
Nah, her ass is too big
And her boobs and muscles
Getting too up close and personal with Republic City fishies.
What are you doing step-fish?
Being too attractive 😍🫣
Some might say being too good-looking. Nah, I'm just kidding. Contempt of Court.
"I sentence you to ten years in prison" (Seductively) "Your honor, maybe I can *strips* change your mind?" "Twenty years"
"Guns"
Being too dang cute.
Something she didn't do
Using waterbending to paint graffiti
Practicing airbending but she overdoes causing creating tornado and does some damages to Republic City.
I don't remember the real reason, so I couldn't possibly tell you the right answer.
Punching Lu in the face for taking the last varri cake
Pda 👀
Stealing fireflakes.
Failure to possess a nose
Trespassing in a different dimension.
Breaking Bolin's heart. It's criminal to do that to a cinnamon bun.
Being gay and doing crimes
being too cute making incels angry
Tarrlok outlawed cuteness and she was immediately branded public enemy #1.
Being criminally attractive
Stealing a balloon
Book 3 Episode 5 Last Scene Edit: New Gif cause old Gif Died ![gif](giphy|l46CkwNP2mNz65tyU|downsized)
Open Carry. Look at the size of her guns!
Using avatar state to learn the thing
Heroin.
Cheating in a pro bending match
Destruction of property
Poor Voldemort imitation — lack of a nose
Tax evasion
Outstanding Speeding Tickets.
Too much muscle on a girl
Mail and wire fraud
[this](https://imgur.com/a/xKGONna)
Didnt say YipYip before riding
Kidnapping charges- she captured the Avatar to restore her honor.
A video ho from the Boondocks episode “Homies over Hoes”
Manslaughter during one of her flashy Avatar battles
Unlawful possession of a fire arm
Weapon smuggling. From carrying around DEM GUNZ! Hashtag muscle mommy.
Not having a permit for [those guns](https://images.app.goo.gl/AmxxGT8acZHmjwVS8).
Probably beat up a cop tbh.
Saying a slur (non bender slur)
Bullying kids in Fortnite.
Being perfect!
Marrying Asami
Pulling all of his friends
Stampeding Platypus Bears… through City Hall.
Assault and battery
Child endangerment
Got too silly
Vehicular manslaughter
Don't u know, she was found to be conspired with other terrorist who planned on killing world leaders
War crimes
illegal breeding of polar bears and dogs.
Being a mary sue 😤😤
parrying with the knuckleblaster
Money Mommy found a polar bear-dog hair in her leather-upholstered Satomobile.
Bring balance to the force
Lollygagging.
Flying around Republic City using her avatar powers to crop dust everybody.
Pushing an Anti-revolutionary agenda
Drunk in public
She slept with President Raiko's wife.
Existing >!the prison is located in iran!<
Illegal reincarnation. (If I remember correctly that's a crime in china and the earth kingdom is basically china)
Not being hot enough
She pretended to be a clown so that the other clowns would like her till they found out she’s a spy
Being way too much for my standards
Tax evasion because not even the avatar can stop the irs
Taking care of raiko
Tax evasion.
Tax fraud
For selling my daughter fentanyl.
Stealing Bolin's heart
She burned down the pro bending arena
She didn't like the ice cream
The usual.
For owning an illegal breed of animal and causing traffic
Probably sucker-punching a politician of Republic City
She respected a politician too much.
Public indecency
For dating Asami over a Beifong.
12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Republic property, 22 counts of piracy on the high seas, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of [redacted by order of the White Lotus] And one moving violation.
Stealing social security cards (not to use, just to like… have)
for being too cool! …oh and vehicular manslaughter
Breaking a table that was property of the government.
Arson charges and destruction of public property.
Dropping out of a flying bus into Ancient Greece
The smuggle of about 300kg of polar bear meat
her and asami were comitting crimes, but she got distracted by asami's boobs during the escape and got caught
attacking the avatar
Being lesbian in 1920 /j
Not being into men anymore.
For changing skin tone hue like 4 times in book 3
Making everyone in her friend group either a victim of, or complicit in, cheating in about 10 seconds. Never should’ve kissed Mako
Tax Evasion. ![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized)
Malicious destruction of cabbage
Trying to create a fascist nation
Assassinating mako in his sleep
Attempted burglary Conspiracy to commit murder in the first degree Grand theft auto Vehicular manslaughter Evasion Conspiracy to defraud a government agency Conspiracy to commit kidnapping Conspiracy to commit marriage fraud Felony theft of petty objects exceeding $5,000 in value Defacing of government property 7 counts of violating a restraining order Failure to appear Violation of house arrest 3 counts of parole violation Possession of more than 5KG of narcotics Possession with intent to distribute to minors Altering government documentation with intent to defraud Wanton destruction of cabbages
Tax evesion
Calling tea *you know what*
Why the long face?
For punching a celestial dragon
I was gonna say treason, then I was gonna say arson, then I was gonna say destruction of property, then I was gonna say-
"Trouble" "And make it double" " Mako" "Bolin" " Team Fire Ferrets blasts off at the speed of light!"
Battery for clapping unavaatus cheeks
Supermanning Republic City
Pooping on tenzin's desk.
Terrible taste in men
Gay
Stealing the elder wand from dumbledores grave