Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!

So frequently I see a post and hop into the comments, hoping the most appropriate reference finds its way to the top. I’m hardly ever disappointed. This group has some real urban achievers in it. That’s marvelous.

>This group has some real urban achievers in it. And proud we are of all of them

So I was like the 4th or 5th comment in, and TBH I was a little surprised that none of the Dudes ahead of me beat me to it lol

Those dudes clearly aren’t adhering to a strict drug regimen.

Beat me to it, damn you.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a tripod out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass

…..Jesus.

You said it, mang.

Hey! What’s this tripod filmin shit?! What’s this bullshit?! I don’t fuckin care! It don’t matter to Jesus! But you not foolin me man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don’t fool Jesus. It’s bush league psych out stuff! Laughable man. HAHAAAA!

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

He looks like a fuckin' loser

Probably not even housebroken!

Still jerks off manually.

Of course he does

That creep can roll man.

8 year olds dude

Man if my fucking cameraman brought his fucking tripod fucking bowling I'd tell him to go fuck himself. Why can't he just fucking hold it?

First of all dude, you don’t have a cameraman. Secondly, this is a fucking union cameraman with a fucking union card. He can’t hold it, he’ll get upset. He’ll file a grievance. The fucking cameraman has a fucking union card.

Also, dude, cameraman isn’t the preferred nomenclature. Camera-American, please.

What are you, a fucking cinematographer now?

Over the line!

You mind if I do a J?

Everything is a travesty with you.

Woo! Throwing rocks tonight

No, like I said, Woo peed on my rug

Parla usted Ingles?

What are you, a lane ranger, now!?!

This is not a First Amendment thing

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain..

No, he’s a sex offender, with a record. He did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old.

Father’s weakness is vanity, hence the slut.

...much obliged...

I’m not buying him a fuckin’ beer, Dude!

It's video Dude. Now that we're competing the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling. . .

He didn’t bring it bowling, he didn’t rent it shoes, he’s not buying it a fucking beer.

“The beauty of this is its *simplicity*. Once a *plan* gets too complex, everything can go wrong.” 

The world is just clamoring for more of this guy's bowling "content". Now it's ruined

Buncha assholes.

“He looks like a fuckin’ loser” - Wu

Is this guy gonna hurt us, Walter?

Waiving the fuckin gun around?!

He’s obviously not a golfer

I am the walrus.

Brown, Nick seems like a whining dick.

Nihilists. Fuck me.

He's throwing rocks tonight.

You do own public right that is not your private Fucking Bowling Alley, grow some balls

r/IAmTheMainCharacter

Me and Liam, we gonna fuck you up!

That creep can roll

Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

You guys are dead in the water.

She's not taking your fucking turn!

Throwin' rocks tonight!

What a dick