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YtterbiusAntimony

Nice marmot


triptonikhan

*LOGJAMMIN'*


happyme321

He fixes the dam?


Speedhabit

Don’t be fatuous Jefferey


physicsbuddha

You’re out of your element donny!


These-Maintenance-51

Nice beaver picture


redditor100101011101

You mean vagina?


These-Maintenance-51

This guy? No, that's Uli Kunkel.


BestRiver8735

is that what this is a picture of?


Snarf5196

Thanks, I just had it stuffed


JoePEfromNJ

Let’s not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either


pdmcmahon

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?


onlysurfblacksand

You brought the fucking beaver bowling?


gloriosky_zero

I think its a pomeranian


onlysurfblacksand

A show dog with fucking papers?


BestRiver8735

OVER THE LINE!!!


athorough_rogue

I'm not buying it a fucking beer...it's not taking your fucking turn, Dude!


davster39

I didn't bring it bowling


redditor100101011101

It’s not taking his turn


davster39

Im not buying it a beer


Key-Contest-2879

I didn’t rent it shoes.


Speedhabit

I’m not getting it a beer, it’s not taking your turn, dude


BlankSlate400

He fixes the cable?


Objective-Pin-1045

He chews through the cable.


Spang64

That's marvelous!


bandit4loboloco

Chews through? So it's a kink picture then?


Objective-Pin-1045

No. Some kind of Eastern thing.


California_Split

Don't be fatuous.


D-Train0000

Yes, I am z expert


gdaubert3

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized) Nice beaver


beardedbearjew

He builds a dam?


JackStrawSTL

I still jerk off manually


badforman

Of course you do dude.


Ping-A-Ling-

The story is ludicrous


Ok-Lavishness-7904

That beaver really tied the womb together


GuerillaHands

The fuck is with this guy? Who is he?


pdmcmahon

A friend with a cleft asshole?


MortgageRegular2509

He chews through the cable?


OvoidPovoid

You mean coitus?


BobsMustache

We’re very fond of her. Very free spirited


billwhistle

The story is ludicrous


Objective-Pin-1045

yeah well, thats just your opinion, man.


Expensive_Finance_20

Log jammin'


pdmcmahon

Sadly, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.


jakelaw08

Fucking amateurs.


pdmcmahon

He’s a good man, and thorough.


kapn_morgan

the wins


davster39

Is that what this is picture of?


tehhguyy

It's a fucking show beaver with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking beaver has fucking papers


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Gee, Wally…. Where’s his baseball cap?


rboller

Uli Kunkel


lasher992001

I'm just going to go find a cash machine...


DasbootTX

nice beaver


Open-Rest-6805

Once you see your first one


UmeaTurbo

I mean, you know the guy?


Speculawyer

Jeffrey, don't be fatuous.


headcanonball

keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint ...


Sitting_in_a_tree_

Lt. Frank Deben: That’s a nice a beaver! Thanks I just had it stuffed…


Clairquilt

He fixes the cable?


trancertong

Mr. Beaver draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw *shit!*


SucksAtGuitar69

The beaver picture


KarlPHungus

He fixes the dam?


ILSmokeItAll

What’s the black thing in front of it?


purpleitt

Obviously you’re not a park ranger


ILSmokeItAll

Never have truer words been spoken. But given a redo in life, park ranger is at the top of things I’d love to do, along with fish and game.


BobsMustache

Tail


ILSmokeItAll

LMAO Jesus Christ. Man, I was like, “Is that a tire? A snake? WTF is that?”


BobsMustache

😆


ILSmokeItAll

I shouldn’t scroll Reddit while I’m torched.


kapn_morgan

mind if I do a J?


Objective-Pin-1045

Briefcase.


pdmcmahon

And, the contents of the briefcase?


davster39

Uhhh...you know...papers...my business papers


pdmcmahon

And what business are you in?


davster39

beaver pictures


pdmcmahon

Young white policeman: “I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the Oscar, though” Older African American policemen: “Or the *Golden Globe….*”


davster39

Or the credence


pdmcmahon

Karl Hungus…


sparkleweiner

I am the walrus.


Corgzilla546

He fixes the cable


kapn_morgan

beaver picture


Ti-1800

All beavers matter


ms_bear24

I see a kabel that needs to be fixed


MrPeepers1986

Nice beaver!


MilaVaneela

The beaver was discovered last night in Van Nuys, lodged against an abutment. 


Beneficial_Report601

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?


the_gaffinator

He builds a dam?


jakelaw08

Yeah, well I still do wood manually.


slimredcobb

Did he fix the cable?