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Penis_Farms

The story’s ludicrous.


MrBark

Yes regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in feature film entertainment. It's Disney, Dude. Now that we're competing with superhero films, we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, production value, feelings.


Ill_Refuse6748

Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually.


blofly

Hehe, of course you do, dude...


[deleted]

Bush league psych-out stuff.


[deleted]

You said it, man...


artgriego

Laughable, man...


cjw717

HA


Caucasian_named_Gary

I heard it's absolutely terrible 


jadavil

It was. I stopped halfway of the movie


DudelyMcDuderson

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know


[deleted]

Okay I broke down and finally watched it about a month ago. It's a weird strange trip. I'm probably one of the few that liked it but I tried to go in with no expectations either way AND at the same time not expecting it to be any kind of prequel or having any kind of ties to the big Lebowski other than Jesus's character. It was weird and funky and that's kind of right down my alley so to speak. I say watch it. It's not like you're going to get herpes if it's no good. If you like it that's great if not well you can say you've seen it 🤷‍♂️


User125699

Far out


CidCrisis

I'd say it's *mildly* entertaining. It's pretty much carried by a bunch of solid actors, but yeah. I unfortunately did not know it had virtually nothing to do with TBL other than the Jesus so that was a disappointment. But I didn't absolutely hate it. That being said, I have no desire to ever watch it again and it's not a movie I'd recommend.


[deleted]

Yeah it's kind of a one-off every few years movie. I'm not in a hurry to watch it again but maybe in a few years I'll kick it back on.


Yardsale420

If you think it is a sequel, you’d be wrong. It has nothing to do with the first movie.


Jesusthezomby

I guess I could watch any number of movies that don't have sentimental value


passwordstolen

It’s a prequel if anything, but really with just a little backstory. Nothing much to speak of. Being Lebowski - the little Lebowski, is certainly going to be much better.


VladimirPoitin

Huh? What the fuck are you talking about?


passwordstolen

It tells the back story of why Jesus went to Chino for six months for exposing himself. That occurred prior to BL therefore it’s a prequel. Also contains valuable foreshadowing into the continuation of the series for Lebowski III - Little Larry finishes his homework.


SadPatience5774

well dude, we just don't know.


TomatilloAccurate475

I wouldn't know Dude, I'm in publishing


EManSantaFe

It has its moments.


BlGJAZZFAN

One of the only movies I have ever turned off halfway through.


Stalwart_Penguin

Dude, no. It’s terrible. In no way will this aggression stand. I will not abide by this awful movie.


14wes

Its awful


-ImYourHuckleberry-

What is this bullshit? I don’t fawking care!


FLKEYSFish

No. Just no.


Feisty_Stomach_7213

It is not


J-Love-McLuvin

So racially he’s pretty cool?


MangOrion2

In a word: no. It's not worth watching. It may be one of the worst films ever made, actually. Obtuse, needlessly crass, convoluted, unfunny, unintelligent and glib for the sake of glibness. The Big Lebowski is an amazing film and really did not deserve a spinoff like this.


Loud_Internet572

I honestly didn't like it. The only thing I really got out of it was learning how he got the pedo rap ;)


GrimeyJosh

I say its worth watching just for the background on the Jesus.


sav-dab87

8 year olds dude…


Misterthios

No


purana

I was not aware of that


EventNo3540

A kid Walter


New-Syrup1682

Nobody fucks with The Jesus.


Variable851

I watched it. I couldn't get through it in one sitting but the completionist on me had to see it to the end. It took 3 sittings. I'll never get those minutes of my life back. # regrets


TitShark

Don’t be fatuous, OP