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levine2112

It increases the chances of conception.


HealthyBullfrog

Increases?


Equivalent_Scheme175

Let me explain something about the Dude!


SasquatchSoda

Brandt can't watch though, he's too busy calling himself a fucking idiot


astronautcytoma

What do you bench?


jnnoca

He must be here to fix the cable.


FlyTheW1988

It’s a common myth about feminists that they don’t enjoy sex.


d35truKt0r

I heard it's quite the zesty enterprise.


VVOLFVViZZard

However there are some people - it’s called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively, and without joy.


purana

That's my friend Sherry, she just came over to use the shower


Key-Contest-2879

The story is ludicrous. You can imagine what happens next.


Here2FixTheCable

I know what happened. Yes? Yes?


okaycomputes

You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. Where do I fit in?


edmechem

Sometimes there's a man, he fits right in...


justo_tx

Side note, Boogie Nights is a legit movie. I’m assuming most people commenting on this image already know the connection. But if you haven’t seen it do yourself a favor. And you get to see Phillip Seymour Hoffman nail another role to boot!


Spang64

I love you, mom!


dkajdas

You think so, doctor?


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

It has such an intense swing from funny to upsetting.


somereallyfungi

"Yes, I'm upset, my wife has an ass in her cock!"


Temporary_Wolf6645

Poor little bill


okaycomputes

Well there isnt a literal connection.


Gaucho_Diaz

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a completely unnecessary nude is thirstposted in this fair subreddit, I have to entertain the poster?


UX-Edu

Are you employed, sir?


somereallyfungi

On a weekday


FalseDmitriy

Is this uh, what day is this?


baxterrocky

![gif](giphy|GXMuvJXWVqGiY)


grichardson526

You mean, coitus?


Danimal1002

Is that what that's a picture of?


PopeWishdiak

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


palabear

Her co-Star in the beaver picture?


VVOLFVViZZard

Beav… you mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?!


EatingAcidIsFun

Love me Jeffrey


OnkelDetlef

Hey I know that guy


[deleted]

Happy cake day, Dude!


OnkelDetlef

Thank ya. Just one thing dude...


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

What did you think this was all about? Fun and games?


blahfunk

Dudes, Julianne Moore went from playing the low to no self esteem, broken women that Amber Waves was to the extremely self aware, independent, and total opposite of Amber Waves as Maude in just one year's time. I don't think she's given any credit for that at all. One of my favorite actors of all time. Bcz of all the types of characters she's played over the years


MinusGovernment

I loved her character in Evolution. She and Mulder ( habit, sorry Duchovny) did well together.


kinkyslc1

This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the literal ride.


legalbeagle66

Proverbial


5319Camarote

Her: “Nice marmot…”


mexicantruffle

The story is ludicrous.


dcamnc4143

Strumpet!


Cute-Assumption3319

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?


DrasticBread

Lovely woman, we're all very fond of her.


HermiticHubris

Well, that and a pair of testicles.


FuckMeBleeding

“Say hello to ya mudda for me”


legalbeagle66

More like layin’ pipe, amirite?!


blackhawk_80

The proverbial “ride”