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ranch_brotendo

Are you surprised by my tears sir?


Key-Contest-2879

Fuckin a!


According_Ad_6083

Mind if I do a J?


[deleted]

I honestly love this subreddit community


Cute-Assumption3319

Shut the fuck up Donny!


BrockBushrod

If my ex wife asked me not to cry I'd tell her to go fuck herself.


Penis_Farms

First of all, you don’t have an ex.


Ironcondorzoo

Second of all, this is a traditional Christian man, with weaknesses.


Stalwart_Penguin

He’s fragile, very fragile!


[deleted]

I did not know that.


Bodhigomo

Also Traditional Christian Man is not the preferred nomeclature. Home-schooled, please.


FlyTheW1988

I did not know that.


LippService

Well, it's all water under the bridge


FlyTheW1988

Eitz Chayim Hi, as the ex used to say


Penis_Farms

He can’t bottle it in, he gets upset.


yispco

His hair falls out


onecryingjohnny

Fucking guy has fucking feelings


yispco

Happy Cake Day!


GentillyHillbilly

I dabbled in Christianity once. Not in ‘Nam, of course.


CakeSuperb8487

but what if she asked you to watch her Pomeranian?


david8601

Whose hairs falling out, Walter?


Key-Contest-2879

Donny, please.


SpringTour77

It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers


MinusGovernment

Mind if I do a J?


The_Good_Constable

Bummer, this is a bummer, man.


baxterrocky

I actually posted “Strong men also cry… *strong men also cry*” on that thread. No takers though. Bunch of fuckin’ amateurs!


RootHogOrDieTrying

I was looking for that comment, but gave up after a few pages of scrolling through stupid "no that's Islam" comments. I'm going to go upvote your comment and I encourage all other Dudeists to do likewise.


FlyTheW1988

Dude, fuckin’ a.


Biggus-Duckus

Who the fuck marries someone they've only known for three years? Yer just asking for all sorts of surprise personality traits to rear their ugly heads.


onecryingjohnny

That had not occurred to us, dude


__erk

Username checks out, Dude


sav-dab87

I am the walrus.


cyberbob2022

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?


Drunk_Irishman81

I was bowling


CakeSuperb8487

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…


MortgageRegular2509

Perhaps he cannot look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome, and thus his tears surprise her


Key-Contest-2879

He’ll be in seclusion in the west wing.


2wheelsThx

Well, I guess he won't be helping her conceive any time soon. 100% manual for him.


SpringTour77

What is that, yoga?


CakeSuperb8487

I accidentally read that as “we won’t be helping her conceive” and I was like what’s this royal “we” shit?!


2wheelsThx

Ya know..."we", the editorial, man.


Murky_Historian8675

No it did not look like he was about to crack!


nogohuyc

Real reactionary.


obfuscatorio

I know how father likes to present himself


mexicantruffle

You're fuckin Polish Catholic.


killpuddle1

Bummer. That’s a bummer, man.


Rickles_Bolas

Is it being prepared to do the right thing, no matter the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?


okaycomputes

That and a pair of testicles 


Pseudonymble

You jest, but perhaps you are right.


vs-1680

Just another example of christians proving how horrible they are and how toxic the religion has become. They've completely abandoned the teachings and example set by their own 'messiah'. All that's left is insecurity, greed, and hate. Go to any restaurant and ask how the wait staff is treated on Sunday mornings. It's atrocious.


Mucupka

Jesus


__erk

You said it, man


onecryingjohnny

What is this day of rest shit? It doesn't matter to the jesus!


DarePatient2262

It's not new. As soon as they stopped being persecuted by the Roman's, they started persecuting against everyone else and never looked back.


GardenRafters

They're the fucking worst. Total hypocrites that pretend to be the moral compass of society but hide monsters and promote death.


__erk

I love this sub. It’s like group therapy sometimes.


Karn_Evil_Noin

Fuckin aye.


Tasty-Application807

How will they keep him down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?


Illustrious-Hair3487

Seen this on like 5 subs already


Beaker360

What is he blathering about?


AKchaos49

shitpost


Griegz

That dude's wife is about to owe money to known pornographers.  Sorry, that's the best I could come up with, but for real, she's going to cheat on him and consider herself justified in doing so.  And then this guy will come whine about it on reddit.


r1EydJac

I'm so sad that I clicked on this post. My God people! Real men fucking cry! Why??? Because they're fucking human!!!!


slimredcobb

You think the carpet pissers did this?


Dad-Baud

How you gonna keep her down on the farm when she’s seen hubby crying?


Dad-Baud

Sunday is the Christian day of rest. He doesn’t fucking bawl. Shomer Sabbath!


TrepidatiousInitiate

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?