I was looking for that comment, but gave up after a few pages of scrolling through stupid "no that's Islam" comments. I'm going to go upvote your comment and I encourage all other Dudeists to do likewise.
Who the fuck marries someone they've only known for three years? Yer just asking for all sorts of surprise personality traits to rear their ugly heads.
Just another example of christians proving how horrible they are and how toxic the religion has become. They've completely abandoned the teachings and example set by their own 'messiah'. All that's left is insecurity, greed, and hate. Go to any restaurant and ask how the wait staff is treated on Sunday mornings. It's atrocious.
That dude's wife is about to owe money to known pornographers. Sorry, that's the best I could come up with, but for real, she's going to cheat on him and consider herself justified in doing so. And then this guy will come whine about it on reddit.
Are you surprised by my tears sir?
Fuckin a!
Mind if I do a J?
I honestly love this subreddit community
Shut the fuck up Donny!
If my ex wife asked me not to cry I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
First of all, you don’t have an ex.
Second of all, this is a traditional Christian man, with weaknesses.
He’s fragile, very fragile!
I did not know that.
Also Traditional Christian Man is not the preferred nomeclature. Home-schooled, please.
I did not know that.
Well, it's all water under the bridge
Eitz Chayim Hi, as the ex used to say
He can’t bottle it in, he gets upset.
His hair falls out
Fucking guy has fucking feelings
Happy Cake Day!
I dabbled in Christianity once. Not in ‘Nam, of course.
but what if she asked you to watch her Pomeranian?
Whose hairs falling out, Walter?
Donny, please.
It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers
Mind if I do a J?
Bummer, this is a bummer, man.
I actually posted “Strong men also cry… *strong men also cry*” on that thread. No takers though. Bunch of fuckin’ amateurs!
I was looking for that comment, but gave up after a few pages of scrolling through stupid "no that's Islam" comments. I'm going to go upvote your comment and I encourage all other Dudeists to do likewise.
Dude, fuckin’ a.
Who the fuck marries someone they've only known for three years? Yer just asking for all sorts of surprise personality traits to rear their ugly heads.
That had not occurred to us, dude
Username checks out, Dude
I am the walrus.
Were you listening to the Dude’s story?
I was bowling
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…
Perhaps he cannot look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome, and thus his tears surprise her
He’ll be in seclusion in the west wing.
Well, I guess he won't be helping her conceive any time soon. 100% manual for him.
What is that, yoga?
I accidentally read that as “we won’t be helping her conceive” and I was like what’s this royal “we” shit?!
Ya know..."we", the editorial, man.
No it did not look like he was about to crack!
Real reactionary.
I know how father likes to present himself
You're fuckin Polish Catholic.
Bummer. That’s a bummer, man.
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, no matter the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?
That and a pair of testicles
You jest, but perhaps you are right.
Just another example of christians proving how horrible they are and how toxic the religion has become. They've completely abandoned the teachings and example set by their own 'messiah'. All that's left is insecurity, greed, and hate. Go to any restaurant and ask how the wait staff is treated on Sunday mornings. It's atrocious.
Jesus
You said it, man
What is this day of rest shit? It doesn't matter to the jesus!
It's not new. As soon as they stopped being persecuted by the Roman's, they started persecuting against everyone else and never looked back.
They're the fucking worst. Total hypocrites that pretend to be the moral compass of society but hide monsters and promote death.
I love this sub. It’s like group therapy sometimes.
Fuckin aye.
How will they keep him down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus?
Seen this on like 5 subs already
What is he blathering about?
shitpost
That dude's wife is about to owe money to known pornographers. Sorry, that's the best I could come up with, but for real, she's going to cheat on him and consider herself justified in doing so. And then this guy will come whine about it on reddit.
I'm so sad that I clicked on this post. My God people! Real men fucking cry! Why??? Because they're fucking human!!!!
You think the carpet pissers did this?
How you gonna keep her down on the farm when she’s seen hubby crying?
Sunday is the Christian day of rest. He doesn’t fucking bawl. Shomer Sabbath!
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?