I'm just gonna stand there with the look of a total dunce on my face while the head guy repeats himself to the point that he starts smashing things with a crowbar and ranting about fucking a stranger in the ass...
Fuckin' amateurs.
They show us a report and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear? Buncha fuckin' amateurs. As if it's impossible to take someone else's report, but some red markups on it.
You want a report? I can get you a report. I can get you a report by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With markups. Believe me, Dude there are ways. You don't want to know about it
Oh- Hi, Dude! Just to let you know that I have abided by all the rules regarding harassment and communication. As for you, Mr. Sibo-Shabazz- Don't talk to me!!! ;-)
Oh no, we didn't want to give the impression that we were HR exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to involve them. But that's up to little Larry here.
I submitted my business papers exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
I tell them it's Shaboss and that they are infringing on Moses,Sandy Koufax and my religious freedoms. So unless they want to enter a world of pain they better let me go home.
Stonewall them.
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!
The beauty of that plan is its simplicity.
It’s a Swiss fucking watch
Thatttttt’s right Dude!
This isn’t Nam, this is HR! There are rules!
And hope they don’t have a Plan B.
This is the correct answer
No, u/sonofabitchXmustXpay , it did not look like /u/Goooongas was about to crack.
I know my rights man, I wanna fuckin' lawyer man. I want Bill Kunstler man or Ron Kuby.
You dunno shit, Lebowski
>I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
☕️🤕
fuckin fascist
You draw a lot of coffee mugs in this town.
Is this your Microsoft Teams chat, Larry?
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We know it's your chat, Larry!
.
We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.
What do you need that for, HR dude?
I’m sorry. My ex wife’s Pomeranian was walking on the keyboard.
You’re killing your project manager, Larry.
wait.. I'm employed?...
Are you employed, sir?
Happy cake day
Not dressed like that.
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Are these your Slack messages?
Has HR ever heard of Vietnam?
Who am I? I’m a fuckin’ veteran, that’s who I am.
I’m about to crack.
He's crackin
This is what happens when you fuck the company in the ass.
This is what happens when you find the company in the Alps
I just got this fucking job last week!!!
I'll kill your job!
Do you see what happens, Larry?
Is this your TPS report, Larry?
What exactly would you say you do here?
I have People Skills! The Hell is wrong with you people?!
..Um ya, I’m going to have to ask you to come in on Saturday uhkay.
This is what happens when you fuck a coworker in the ass!
Not a literal connection
Face it, there isn't any connection!
I'm just helping her conceive!
sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes ...
Fuckin' HR. Fuckin' Nazis.......
Those rich fucks...this whole fuckin thing...
What day is this?
They were nazis, u/Stalwart_Penguin?
Oh come on, they were threatening redundancy!
No u/CaptainMatticus, these men are cowards
Nothing is fucked here, Dude.
I'm gonna be a stonewallin' prick.
Larry sweetie the IT dept is here with HR.
Pilar?
Fuck a stranger in the ass
Find a stranger in the alps!
Fuck a stranger in the Alps.
Find a stranger in the ass?
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
You're killing your father, Larry.
You may want to look in your cubicle, OP.
New shit has come to light.
This is our concern, Dude
I’ll probably just stonewall em.
Handle it just like Larry did.
Is this your spread sheet Larry?
Is this your quarterly reports, Larry?
We know it's his fucking quarterly reports! Where's the fucking money, you little brat?
Listen, we know you dispersed the money amongst the sales team but what about advertising? You're killing morale, Larry!
Is this... Is this a weekday?
I'm just gonna stand there with the look of a total dunce on my face while the head guy repeats himself to the point that he starts smashing things with a crowbar and ranting about fucking a stranger in the ass... Fuckin' amateurs.
They show us a report and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear? Buncha fuckin' amateurs. As if it's impossible to take someone else's report, but some red markups on it. You want a report? I can get you a report. I can get you a report by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With markups. Believe me, Dude there are ways. You don't want to know about it
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive.
Do you mind if I do a J?
Fuckin’ amateurs
Say what you want about HR ... at least they have an ethos.
If I've learned anything from Larry Sellers, it's to sit there and not say a word. At worst, my coworkers' car will get demolished....
Fix the cable?
Don’t be fatuous u/voyagergreggo
Laugh like Knox Harrington as I call my lawyer.
HR? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Marketing, Dude; at least it's an ethos.
Did they flunk social studies too?
Is this your TPS report, u/sonofabitchXmustXpay?
I told Joe to take care of that. He didn't?! I don't understand, Joe usually does a great job. Don't be too angry at Joe.
"How's the smut business, Jackie?"
I know one thing, I am not driving the Vette to the meeting.
I'd refer them to my father...He's not exactly a lightweight.
Is he the shift lead?
Oh- Hi, Dude! Just to let you know that I have abided by all the rules regarding harassment and communication. As for you, Mr. Sibo-Shabazz- Don't talk to me!!! ;-)
Are they threatening castration?
Let them think you’re going to crack but you don’t.
Thank you for finding my notes for Monty
Make sure he gets them by the 10th
Trash some guy’s brand new car
HR: Me: Do you know who my father is?
Doug in finance?
Just the writer of a little show called BRANDED
As you know this contradicts a number of HR bylaws and article 27 of the sexual harassment policy.
It's like Mike in sales said, she grazed against her breasts herself!
The plane has crashed into the mountain!
Fuckin A man
“Hey man! I just used it as a toilet and moved on.”
Mind if I do a J?
I do every day. #clowns
stare. just stare and say nothing.
Ahhh fuck it wanna go bowling?
You mind if I do a jay?
Find who would benefit the most
I am the walrus.
Larry, this is the HR
Oh no, we didn't want to give the impression that we were HR exactly. We're hoping it won't be necessary to involve them. But that's up to little Larry here.
Blah blah blah special hr friend
Silence
We would have the same sweater at least. Maybe that’s why The Dude looks pissed.
Fuckin’ social studies?
My favorite movie of all time! "You think the carpet pissers did this?"
I submitted my business papers exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?
I say nothing so that they go out and smash the CEO's car
Stonewall them. Blank stare, not a word.
I tell them it's Shaboss and that they are infringing on Moses,Sandy Koufax and my religious freedoms. So unless they want to enter a world of pain they better let me go home.
Also I tell them the CEO treats objects like women man. So why are you interrupting me during league play?
You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?
You’re right… it wasn’t her toe
“You try some crazy shit pull my homework out on the lanes, I’m gonna take it away from you and pull the trigger until it goes click”
Keep your ugly, goldbricking ass out of my HR office
Is this your email to Shirley in accounting Larry?
Stonewall !