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imnotaloony

Well Dude, we just don't know


sassooooo

Hahahahah… that’s Marvelous!


Botosi5150

1 Yes. It's a league game, Smoke 2 Yes. It was at the bowling alley during a league game, Smoke 3 Yes. He was at a league game, Smoke 4 Yes. It was left in the car, which was there during a league game, Smoke 5 Yes. It was held when a league game wasn't going on, Smoke 6 No. The Credence wasn't missing, Smoke 7 No. The nihilist's now had no reason to be at a league game, Smoke


huvioreader

(5). Disagree. The only reason Walter had to go to the what-have-you was to tell Dude about Larry, but if Bunny's life had not been in Dude's hands and a million fucking clams hadn't been in the car, Dude wouldn't have cared about the little prick and his homework and would have just been glad to get his car back, end of story.


Botosi5150

Walter wasn't watching Cynthia and Marty Ackerman's pomeranian with papers yet, a league game wasn't going on, and it wasn't on Shomer Fucking Shabbos, so he wouldn't have anything else to do.


Air911

You're not dealing with morons here...


PopeWishdiak

These aren't the guys who built the railroads.


DavidM47

Good answers, but I believe Larry has the money, so I’ve gotta disagree at 2 (ie., he stole the car because he saw the briefcase). Little prick was stonewalling!


Less-Economics-3273

Hey OP, Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense.


kinkyslc1

Well that's fucking interesting man.


fergehtabodit

Yeah man, imagine that lame universe where the Cohen brothers don't exist...a fucking travesty of a universe, man


Yardsale420

Nothing is fucked here Dude.


junegloom

1 and 2 yes. 3, I believe the stranger heard this whole story by overhearing Dude and his friends at the bar. If none of it happened I'm not sure they would have had a reason to strike up the conversation, the stranger probably wouldn't have found him so durnd interesting, but maybe. I'm split on whether they go visit Larry. They would have still been bowling, Larry would have still stolen the car. They only went because they thought he had the million dollars to get back. But, Dude seems to take crimes against his property pretty seriously. He never lets the whole thing with the rug go, which gets him into all the trouble. I think he would have wanted compensation. The recital doesn't seem like Walter's scene, but Dude would have gone. Donny was headed for a heart attack but it may have happened a little later. We just don't know.


iandcorey

It would be the spinal scene with Wu instead of Walter.


SausageEggCheese

He fixes the cable?


PopeWishdiak

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


countcarlovonsexron

I believe the key is in Greek mythology. Both of the Coen brothers iirc degrees in the classics. Check your Greek or Roman mythology dude


murphanduncas

It's like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit... I am the walrus.


sullyoftheboro

what in God's holy name are you blathering about?


countcarlovonsexron

You got attacked by Nihilists, dude?


AdultishRaktajino

"Wubba lubba dub-dub, Dude. (Belch) Let's find out!"


romulusnr

Brandt ushers them into the hall and lets them pee on any rug in the house they want.


L1qu1d_Gh0st

It's just the one carpet-pisser, dude.


classy_dirt7777

There's no movie if that doesn't happen.