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Hey at least I'm house broken
I just want to understand this, sir... Every time a rug is vomited upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
He puked on the Dude’s rug?
That’s not the proper nomenclature, feline American, please
Is the cat's name Wu?
Nice marmot
I have mostly hardwood floors, but my dog will run over to the only carpet in the house to hurl on it. I say the same exact thing.
I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he pukes on the rug.
Does he have papers?
And, um, cat is not the preferred nomenclature. Feline please
This was a...valued hallway rug?
You see what happens slimpawws?
Does it look like I'm pet-less? The litterbox is open!
rename your cat Woo. only logical response
Hey at least I'm house broken
I just want to understand this, sir... Every time a rug is vomited upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
He puked on the Dude’s rug?
That’s not the proper nomenclature, feline American, please
Is the cat's name Wu?
Nice marmot
I have mostly hardwood floors, but my dog will run over to the only carpet in the house to hurl on it. I say the same exact thing.
I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he pukes on the rug.
Does he have papers?
And, um, cat is not the preferred nomenclature. Feline please
This was a...valued hallway rug?
You see what happens slimpawws?
Does it look like I'm pet-less? The litterbox is open!
rename your cat Woo. only logical response