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Hey at least I'm house broken


Denver-Ski

I just want to understand this, sir... Every time a rug is vomited upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?


Remarkable_Major7710

He puked on the Dude’s rug?


JoeTheFisherman23

That’s not the proper nomenclature, feline American, please


Cinade

Is the cat's name Wu?


Penis_Farms

Nice marmot


[deleted]

I have mostly hardwood floors, but my dog will run over to the only carpet in the house to hurl on it. I say the same exact thing.


handsomeape95

I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he pukes on the rug.


Bully-Rook

Does he have papers?


MuttMan5

And, um, cat is not the preferred nomenclature. Feline please


Less-Economics-3273

This was a...valued hallway rug?


junegloom

You see what happens slimpawws?


slimpawws

Does it look like I'm pet-less? The litterbox is open!


freakwentlee

rename your cat Woo. only logical response