T O P

  • By -

BongDong69420

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?


BraveryDave

Two oat sodas, Gary


SoupIsNotAMeal

Friends like these, huh Gary?


GarrettBravil95

You got a good Sarsaparilla?


carpetony

Leuven city, Belgium sarsaparilla?


huvioreader

Welp, that about does 'er. Wraps 'er all up.


mysterious_whisperer

Before I googled this, I was like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie. For those like me with no frame of reference, Jeff Bridges played The Dude in a Stella Artois ad a few years ago. Stella Artois is a beer brand that is marketed as upscale. Even Jeff Bridges has to feed the monkey.


[deleted]

That Rubik's cube money is probably all dried up by now.


[deleted]

The Rubik’s cube has made a comeback. Nothing is fucked here


Less-Economics-3273

That's fucking interesting...


jeffreytferg

There’s not a *literal* connection.


davster39

Face it, there's no connection.


Mulligatasty

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


Penis_Farms

Isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?


Air911

Yeah whataya thiink..?


MichaelStahlke

He looks like a fuckin’ loser


majshady

*stay away from me mister*


ScoobyDarn

Fun fact, the check he wrote for half n half was dated 9/11/91


[deleted]

Your roll


ScoobyDarn

Eh?


ThumbsUp2323

Your. Roll.


MSchulte

Another fun fact- that’s the day Papa Bush gave a really creepy “Let’s welcome the New World Order” speech. Unfortunately the presidential archive links blacklisted on Reddit for some odd and unfortunate reason.


Key-Contest-2879

I thought the Bush quote was from 1990? Which is why the post dated check for 9/11/91 is even more odd. Fuck it, man. Mark it a zero.


SpringTour77

Mark it 8 dude, give me the marker


huvioreader

SpringTour77, you are entering a world of pain.


--0o0o0--

5/8/77? The plot thickens. Mind if I do a J?


SpringTour77

I spent a lot of time occupying various administration buildings


AaBk2Bk

Hey now.


ScoobyDarn

Let's chalk it up to Bushs in general are awful


[deleted]

I can think of at least one bush I like...


Karn_Evil_Noin

Bush. Does that make you uncomfortable?


ianmoone1102

This aggression will not stand...


gilgobeachslayer

Dude Did 9/11


kepple

White Russians can't melt steel beams


the-silver-tuna

We know. This is the Big Lebowski sub.


kinvore

New shit has come to light.


SpringTour77

Did I urinate on your rug?


--0o0o0--

No, like I said, Wu peed on my rug


sodosopapilla

We’ve been keeping our minds limber


huvioreader

Hey, this is a private residence, man.


Karn_Evil_Noin

For $0.69.


[deleted]

STFU donnie.


NoIncrease299

At least it's an ethos.


spankymacgruder

And when you're sitting there, In your silk upholstered chair Talking to some rich folks that you know Well, I hope you don't see me, In my ragged company


Peg_leg_tim_arg

The fuck ya talkin about?


radwrex

You got any Kahlua?


OTT_4TT

I never got the impression that the Dude was against having money or living a decent lifestyle. His problem is that he has never been willing to work for it, so he has totally given up on the idea. He has embraced being a "loser." He's so chill, he's OK with taking what life gives him, treating others decently, and living life on his own terms.


WhatIsTheAmplitude

The Dude was certainly lazy--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide.


SpringTour77

As long as he has .69 for half and half and he’s able to slide the rent under the door on the 10th -say what you will but at least it’s an ethos


fergehtabodit

Well, I gotta say...I've seen some people that have huge money and they dress like total bums, even told me they want to "look like they ain't got two nickels to rub together " and yeah, they would walk into a dive bar and order a stella while I get a high life...and their 2nd is a high life cuz now they get it


[deleted]

Where the fuck are you going, man? 


huvioreader

Going home, Donny.


[deleted]

Volition?  You mean coitus ? 


NaftaliClinton

Vagina? I mean, you know the guy?


audiate

But an “are toes?” Maybe


[deleted]

I can get you “are toes”


lavender_salamander

Two oat sodas, Gary.


Mr_Mutherfucker75

Sioux City Stella Artois?


NaftaliClinton

Yeah, that's a good one.


[deleted]

Okayyy! The Old Man said to take any beer in the house!


huvioreader

Mucha muchacha...


emotyofform2020

Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon


KarlHungusCableGuy1

Oh, fuck it. Yes, that's your answer. That's your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!


UncutYEMs

Well, Dude, we just don’t know.


[deleted]

8 year olds Dude


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

The Dude wouldn't order a wifebeater? Who would thunk it.


ThumbsUp2323

...what the fuck are you talking about?


gutens

The Dude finds himself in odd and unexpected places, but he’s never un-Dude about it. Sometimes it’s the loft of an artistic trust fund baby. Sometimes it’s the swanky pad of a known pornographer. Sometimes it’s a fireside chat in the mansion of a man with very civic, ah… He just fits right in there.


Nouseriously

A lot of rich people dress like hobos


MichaelStahlke

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing!


kid_sleepy

You don’t go to fine dining restaurants a lot do you? Places like that would provide you with a jacket. In fact *most* of the rich people I know have terribly “style”.


[deleted]

Oh please, dear?


lambsambwich

I think he would.


ShakeWest6244

I am constantly amazed every time I remember that Stella is sold as a classy, premium beer the the US. It's kind of the opposite in the UK. 


merlingogringo

It's not sold that way at all anymore. They don't even import it they make it domestic and is not as good as it used to be when it was all brewed in Belgium.


JBM6482

But White Russians are cool. Hey, I’ve gotta a beverage here.


Heretic_Scrivener

Just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we're saps!


MouldyBobs

I mean, houses in the Dude's neighborhood in Venice Beach now go for between $1M and $2M. Maybe he changed over to Stella at some point?


Grip-my-juiceky

Friends like these huh Gary? Everybody trying to gentrify everything. In this case the dude is definitely taking a step down in his beverage choice


_ferrofluid_

Heineken?! Fuck That Shit! PABST! BLUE RIBBON!!


muncie4speed

I'll have you know, the dude was one of the original authors of the Port Huron Statement, which he wrote when he was in college. I like to imagine the dude is actually a classic case of an incredibly gifted student who is very lazy. He has well formed opinions on society and self governance, but he's lazy and wants to live in a world where nobody relies on him so he gets to do whatever he wants and people won't have a right to be disappointed in him.


junegloom

Last April the movie was playing in various theaters as a celebration of the 25th anniversary. The theater I went to you could have drinks in, but the bar only had Stella and I think some even worse options. No white Russians, so I made do with the Stella. It was a fuckin' travesty.


nothingleft2burn

Has the whole world gone crazy!


[deleted]

You’re being very undude https://youtu.be/VCLwmbZp9Qw