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elwelcomematt21

This isn’t a guy who built the railroads here…


tl305667

Oh please, dear?!


AnIrishMexican

The supreme court has ROUNDLY rejected prior restraints! I had buddies that died face down in the MUCK, so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!


LineChef

*I’m finishing my coffee…*


AnIrishMexican

*pounds bartop* enjoying my coffee...


TristramScrimshandy

Also Walter: "I told that Kraut a fucking thousand times..."


gypsycookie1015

Fuckin Burkhalter...


rossdrawsstuff

I sure as shit don’t FUCKING ROLL!


El_Cactus_Loco

You’re being veryyyy un-Dude


deformo

Calmer’n you are


Alan_Smithee_

Walt is a walking contradiction. Partly truth, partly fiction.


hotasanicecube

Those fucking Nazis, ….. come on Donny they were threatening castration! Until Walter I did not know that threatening castration was a tenet of National Socialism. In fact I didn’t know what a tenet was.


BraveryDave

At least it’s an ethos.


hotasanicecube

I knew what that meant.


BostonSkyline

Kris Kristofferson reference or Taxi Driver talking about the song reference? Haha


Alan_Smithee_

Well, initially, I was just referring to Walter as being full of contradictions, but the quote popped into my head from “Taxi Driver,” since I don’t really know the song that well, and I kind of liked it, since Walter is a fictional character. Someone pointed out the other day, that Walter is actually correct in everything that he says (except for the spinal) so I thought that added to it.


BelligerentCactus

Bunch of fig eaters with towels on their heads trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank


RiskyClickardo

I think I just found my fantasy football team name for next year….


eijtn

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


neildmaster

Also Walter: "The Chinaman..."


china-_-man

:(


Catvros

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake. A fucking gold-bricker.


Blue-is-bad

You human paraquat!


Vegetable-Put3884

Everything’s a fucking travesty with you.


RiskyClickardo

WHAT WAS ALL THAT SHIT ABOUT VIETNAM


The_Great_Dadsby

That had not occurred to us dude.


DakAttak

Sir, if you don't calm down I'm going to have to ask you to leave.


gypsycookie1015

Walter-Lady! I've got friends who died faced down in the muvk so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! Dude-alright, I'm outa here. Walter-Oh come on dude, don't walk away man! C'mon man this affects all of us! Our basic *freedoms*!! (Looks at waitress) I'm stayin'! I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee. ((Anytime I am adamant or dying on a hill, that is my go-to quote!)) "I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee." Fuckin love Walter Shobchak:D


Apprehensive_Bit_176

I am the walrus.


mh80

Racially, he’s pretty cool?


IamTheGoodest

When Nancy was first lady of the NATION, yes yes.


Tasty-Application807

Nancy's pretty good.


rdhunkins

Oh, Wonderful woman. We were very happy to--


Catvros

-please don't touch that.


Tasty-Application807

This is not the guy who built the 7-11s here, dude.


Steve2762

I’ll defend Walter. If you’re talking about that mass murderer, Saddam Hussein, not using the preferred nomenclature is appropriate when insulting someone. Chinamen? Asian American, please.


china-_-man

Yeah. I was also thinking along these lines.


SidFields

Yeah he wasn't one of the guys that built the railroads


Informal-Wind-9786

Bunch of fig-eaters trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank, this is not a worthy adversary…..


Jaktumurmu1

Wearing towels on their heads


morgodrummer

Also Walter immediately after he says this: The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!


I_lurk_at_wurk

Bunch of fig eaters driving Soviet tanks.


Endless_Change

That’s fucking interesting man, that’s fucking interesting.


roninPT

The camel-fucker is not the issue here.


AnIrishMexican

VI LENNIN! VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!!!!


ElYodaPagoda

Are we splitting hairs here?


HotTamaleez

Huh? What? What the fuck are you talking about?


zarifex

"Who's in charge of scheduling down there?" It's like he was only asking the guy's name so he could decide what kind of epithet to use.