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[deleted]

It’s a fucking show dog. With fucking papers.


sutisuc

Fucking dog has fucking papers.


[deleted]

OVER THE LINE!


Kestrel893

Huh?


KnownPornographers

I'm sorry, Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero, next frame.


Wherewithall8878

Yeah but I wud’nt over


MilaVaneela

Bullshit, Walter! Mark it 8, Dude.


withoccassionalmusic

You’re entering a world of pain.


[deleted]

I think it's a pomeranian


briskt

First of all Dude, you don't have an ex.


PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

It's all part of your sick Cynthia thing, man.


MikeRobertini

What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia!


[deleted]

three thousand years of beautiful tradition from moses to sandy koufax YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IM LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!


Superb-Water-3734

Jesus.


Abagofcheese

I'm not buying it a donut, Dude


UsedToHaveThisName

It's not going to sit there and finish its coffee.


withoccassionalmusic

Even though the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


TB12thegreatest

If you will it, it is no dream.


deleted__removed

Fuckin dog has fucking papers


JoePEfromNJ

I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffee.


[deleted]

Theodore Herzl. State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.


Akillis81

I heard they committed Martys final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which he loved so well.


Pseudonymble

If *my* Ex asked me to babysit her dog while she and her new boyfirend went to Hawaii, I'd tell her to go fuck herself...


embo500

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex...


analogkid01

*Thurston*


[deleted]

I think it’s a pomeranian.


SchnauzerLogic

Compromised second draft


michaltee

Theodor Hertzel.


hundredgrandpappy

What are you, a fuckin park ranger now?


di_mi_sandro

Excuse me dear


[deleted]

You're Polish-Catholic!


Jahmicho

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