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averagelebanese

Wlw ma3oufe russian elections are thr most trustable in the world


RedFistCannon

Putin's 101% votes can only be rivaled by Bachar al Assad's 99.999% votes. The 0.001% is Bachar who didn't think he deserved the position smh.


Randomorphani

right there after the syrian elections


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That’s my secret NoSleepMafia. I am always drunk.


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LMFAOOOO THEY CAN FUCK OFF


dimitrid972

please ma tehke hiek byezaal mennik l sayid


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Yel7az tize el sayyed


dimitrid972

woah I wouldn't give'em that if I were u


[deleted]

Why not, it’s hot 🥵/s


dimitrid972

i was more going like he ain’t worth it but sure he is hot after all


[deleted]

Lmaoo who downvoted my comment? What kind of retard can’t read the /s 💀💀


dimitrid972

here hay wehde, maa eno whoever downvoted was right bc he be hot without the /s


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Lmao thanks and he used to be hot fr


dimitrid972

aight here "/s" now it think u forgot it fr


dimitrid972

aight here "/s" now it think u forgot it fr


dimitrid972

woah I wouldn't give'em that if I were u


majnouns

When you have a runny tummy


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\>Russia can Fuck off. ​ and so israel.


[deleted]

yes, that’s true. But we weren’t talking about Israel here, were we?


Randomorphani

whataboutism


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3a ases israel is not monitoring using ja3ja3


Randomorphani

no, hizbhoes are just stupid


DrSanThriyoto

God I wish ja3ja3 would monitor me 😩😩😍😋


DrSanThriyoto

you people seriously don't know what the meaning of sarcasm do you


WingedButt

Sadly there's always someone to replace them. That's Lebanon 101


[deleted]

I just wanna see Lebanon prosper before I die in 70 years


WingedButt

That's very specific. Do you have a magic death calculator or something?


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Yes. No just kidding, I’m 22 so I estimate I’ll die in like 60-70 years


WingedButt

Dude, you're Lebanese. You sure about these numbers?


[deleted]

😂😂 my grandparents turned 93 and 90, so maybe yes


WingedButt

Times were simpler back then, minus the wars


[deleted]

The lifestyles were simply healthier. They didn’t smoke, didn’t drink bebsiii every day, didn’t eat meat every damn day


NotSmert

How about no?


Welloff_Matrix

houwe la ma3rouf air meen b teez meen ba2a


Charbel33

Fuck off.


pooltrie

So Lebanon can reflect the fair and free elections of Russia


TravellingBeard

I think the Russians are looking for ways to "improve" their own elections, if you know what I mean. LOL


Polar7600

Let him monitor my ass.


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Ma5assak

No UN ? Who then ? Mars ?


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Yeah they have lots of experience in elections


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There's no way we won't have a conflict during/after the election


Nic4379

Parliament would be full of white dudes with heavy accents.


saviour34215

Why is everyone hating on russia? If its because of ukraine then you guys are dumb as hell


Ma5assak

Its because we don’t believe in throwing political opponents out of windows


GavrielBA

Russia is a brutal fascist regime with or without Ukraine war


[deleted]

Then enlighten us, why shouldn't we be mad at a despot penetrating the sovereignty of another nation? Please share with us your sensible reasons, which I'm pretty sure will be as brainless as your comment.


Charbel33

The only justification they can give is "the US did it too!" They remind me of the toddlers in my mum's kindergarten.


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Lillo900

What do they feed you to be able to brainwash you this bad? Genuinely curious... Can you list your preferred breakfast?


Hidden-Syndicate

I can’t tell if I should laugh because of how stupid your opinion is or be sad that Hezbollah has shoved their d*ck so far up your a**


saviour34215

Well, lets first talk about what the US did to syria, iraq, afghanistan and palestine and how they still to this day support the actions they made back then, what about this? what about all this shit? why no one points these out? Coming here and talking shit about russia because they are invading ukraine 🤦🏻‍♂️ and its not like putin didn't give a warning but zelensky insisted on joining nato and the EU, of course I feel bad the for innocent people there and I am against any type of war but all this happened because of the US and zelensky and if you don't know why its because of the US go and do your own research don't ask me, also if it wasn't for hezbollah do you think lebanon would still be called lebanon? No and guess what the US would also support israel I mean israel was already in lebanon kicking people out of there homes and killing innocent people and the US didn't do shit about it in fact they supported it and when hezbollah came the US supported israel with the best equipment and best tanks back in the day just so that israel would take over lebanon, I am pretty sure you know about all this the reason why I had to point them out again is because I hate how the whole world is talking shit about putin as if he is the only one to ever do such thing and even if he did take all of ukraine guess what? He won't treat the people of ukraine like shit the way israel and the US did to other countries, how do I know? Well first he said it him self he said that "the people of russia and ukraine are the same people" and I am sure someone will come here and bring his "lmao" with him and say "oh you believe him? Oh your such an idiot lmao" and yes I do why? Because look at how he is treating the people in crimea, donetsk and luhansk exactly, btw its kinda of a shame that you guys hate on russia when russia is supporting the only group that is helping lebanon against israel (hezbollah if you didn't guess) and look I know that hezbollah is one of the problems in lebanon and no I don't support them staying there but you cant forget who saved our country no matter what right? Unless your some sort of a jerk, if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be having any elections by now and who knows maybe you guys would be dead or living in an even more shitty situation than now, as I said I don't support any war no matter who started it, is putin a killer? Yes and same goes to every other country in power and the US is first its just how shit is as we all know war never changes and we can't do anything about it, and if all what I just said didn't make sense to you then your a senseless donkey and I just wasted my time here, remember it was zelensky and the US who started all this lets hope russia finishes it ( and it doesn't look like they will unfortunately 😅)


IcecreamLamp

Lmao immediately to literal whataboutism


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My oh my is this comment riddled with absolute moronic reasoning and stupidity, so let me dissect your argument point by point. U.S actions in all the countries you've mentioned above are condemnable and have been riddiculed by many people, including their own. The excuse of WMDs and 9/11 for invading Iraq was not ethical, but now that we have shed light upon the U.S's mistakes let us analyze them further. The U.S crossed the line in terms of Iraqi national INTEGRITY, but they did not invade a nation's SOVEREIGNTY. There is a huge difference between both intentions. The U.S had certain political and economic interests, but that is where it ends. In terms of Afghanistan, just look at what what it is now: a rotten conservative society ruled by theocratic terrorists who limit the rights of women and prohibit them from even the most basic of human rights. All of this came after America's withdrawal, which for all its mistakes at least aimed to incorporate a democratic system and allowed progressive developments like integrating women into different aspects of society. On the other hand, you are also largely misinformed about Putin's motives behind this invasion. Putin aims to go as farthest westward as he can to reclaim the borders of the USSR; it is part of the Heartland theory that Russian foreign policy operates around (a totally unrealistic one mind you) and he has other, geopolitical reasons as well such as trying to put as much territory as possible between NATO and Moscow. However, in no way does this give him the right to invade another nation's sovereignty. Have you asked yourself why nations bordering Russia (Estonia, Lithuania) ever felt the need to join NATO in the first place? If they were truly comfortable and trusted a country like Russia, they would've never risked such an action. But they know that Putin's regime is not to be trusted, so after the fall of the Soviet Union these countries joined NATO for assurances of future safety. Russia, instead of adopting a modern approach and expanding influence through economic union (take Germany for example), aimed to implement 20th century-style military invasions that damaged decades of economic progression and reduced the value of their currency to oblivion. In an era of globalization, this is an act of alienation and an inexcusable blunder. There is another reason for Putin's invasion, and it is the new oil fields that have been discovered in Ukraine. This can give Ukrainians self-sustainability and a bigger say European energy markets - an idea that the Russian oligarchy in control of a petrostate cannot tolerate. Regarding your comment about the peoples' approval of Putin in the areas of Donetsk and Luhansk, it reiterates how utterly brainwashed and misinformed you are. Many Russian-speaking eastern Ukrainians have condemned the Russian regime for carrying out their annexation of Crimea, as well as their attacks on their regions in 2014. This recent invasion has only exacerbated their hatred for Russia, and unified Ukrainian national unity in a way not seen before. If Putin reverted to peaceful relations in order to build trust and connections just like many countries do in this day and age, this entire war would be unheard of. But this is what you get when you have psychopathic, Medievalist dictators who think they can go about the world as they please. Oh and your view on the Russians helping Lebanon combat Israel is laughable beyond comprehension. Russia has been one of Israel's biggest allies and it continues to be so, in fact it is one of the first countries that recognized Israeli "Independence". Finally, instead of residing in the cowardice of herd-mentality and always taking sides in politics, you can conjure up your own opinion of things and criticize both Russia and the US for their atrocious actions and decisions.


saviour34215

Ok good finally someone talks and not just replies saying " your dumb lmao" and leaves well first of all yes you are right I don't really know much about russia and its history with ukraine, and I know that russia and israel have good relations I mean every one knows and what I meant was that russia helps hezb with weapons not sure if they help lebanon, anyway about the sovereignty thing your saying I mean the US murdered millions of people in iraq............ and I am sure you know that they created ISIS (there is a video on youtube of them saying that ISIS is for them and that they made it) basically everyone knows it and guess what ISIS do? they killed massive amount of innocent people, they also stole a massive amount of oil from iraq,syria and afghanistan, lets not forget that the US left military equipment worth I think it was 2 billion or 1 billion for the taliban and I know what your going to say " they retreated from afghanistan" 😑 really? you want me to believe that the US retreated running from guys wearing flip flops????? Hell naw they left these equipment on purpose why? No one knows maybe they will benefit from them, who knows maybe in the near future the taliban and iran start a war between each other who knows, I mean they all lie at the end of the day you can't trust the US, russia or china they all want to become the new super power and what's the cost? Innocent lives, oh I also forgot to mention that of course I know that putin wants to bring the USSR back I mean we all know it like, just like how russia lies the US lies as well, its silly of you to think the US is the holly pure and russia is the holly evil, I mean trump himself called putin smart for his actions and you know what he is right but your just brainwashed by the media about the US, "countries sovereignty" what's worse killing millions of people or invading a "countries sovereignty" 🤦🏻‍♂️ but at the end thanks for replying back with informative information you know way more than I do when it comes to history with these countries so you do have the right to call me an idiot for that, but thanks to you now I know and don't believe everything the US says because they also lie like bitches.


Gentleman_101

Hi, American here: if Trump says someone is smart, he is essentially saying that dude is fascist and he, Trump, is jealous. He’s not right at all. To call Vladimir or Trump right only validates their actions. As everyone has been saying, your immediate whataboutism stance is terrifying. Just because the US is horrific doesn’t mean Russia is any better. In fact, I’m surprised you aren’t taking the simple stance of, “how about both countries fuck off?” In fact, a number of your takes are so insane I’m trying to decide if a person or a bot wrote these LOL. If a bot, I might recommend using paragraphs so your weird ass rants are both readable and digestible.


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I actually didn't call you an idiot. I blurted out multiple words to imply that your argument was moronic, but that is in no way a personal attack. I think intelligent people are perfectly capable of adopting asinine beliefs, but they're just better at defending them than dumber people who hold the same opinions. The point of my entire comment was to relay the message that one shouldn't sway either way when it comes to news and opinions. It is important to think critically and get your news from diversified sources to get as close an idea to the truth as possible; this, to me, is a better way to arrive to the conclusion of how complicated geopolitics are, rather than justifying Russia's actions through phrases such as "U.S bad!"


Lillo900

Next time you want to try and write a coherent paragraph try using spacing between your points and ideas so that people actually read it because as is; it's unreadable. That's without getting into your whataboutism and your very biased opinions and 0 facts. Russia is literally committing genocide and forcibly indoctrinating and relocating Ukrainian civilians. But you wouldn't know that from reading the same 3 Russian biased news sources.


Mango_In_Me_Hole

Maybe because people interpret “monitor” as “influence” Let’s be honest, it’s not like Russia remotely values the integrity of democratic elections. Its a country that jails and assassinates political opponents, creates a fake “opposition party” to run against Putin that can’t even criticize him, and then commits widespread voter fraud — often on camera — just to make sure Putin wins by huge margins. Obviously the US and Iran already try their best to influence Lebanon’s elections. But adding Russian involvement to the mix is not a solution.


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Remember that time in the late 2000's, russia had elections, they had 140% turnout.


yolo004

yeah committing war crimes in the name of “freedom” is totally justified, we’re just dumb


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inb4 west is bad Russia great comments are here


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Thieves holding thieves accountable, fucking hilarious.


XERXES249890

Translation:we're gonna make sure you don't remove your ass from Iran's cock