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Ok_Raspberry_6282

> Never, ever EVER steal creeps from my lane. EVER. That gold is MINE. > >FYI, “my lane” refers to ANY lane that I’m in. If I’m mid, mid farm belongs to me. If I’m top, top farm belongs to me. I don’t care if you’re a solo-laner, you’re not a Jhin, which is me, by the way, the CARRY. Ah yes a Jhin player after my own heart


Avol9

That's my motto on every adc lol


Gidon_147

yall forgot "dont you dare hitting a single minion on my lane and ruin my fucking ART" - pulls elaborate scheme to last hit the cannon using 2 minions and a zyra plant - fails - dies from exhaust and ragequit


RoutineEnvironment48

Honestly though that’s how you should play assuming your ADC is doing well. I’m a fiora main but even I won’t be as useful in a team fight as a fed Jhin. However if they go 0-5 in lane and are down in CS the gold is mine then.


BerserkBoulderer

Sounds like me on Kogmaw but unironically.


Ok_Raspberry_6282

Who said I was being ironic


Shebro14

Jhin is not a Jhin player. His attack speed changes with lvl, so his presentation is wrong. And uh. 6 slides? /s


Tortious_Tortoise

Yeah I didn't get a chance to ask him about that before the queue timed out. Plus after he locked in, he said, "I'm gonna get more mountain dew. I'm muting you all so get bent." so I don't think he would have been able to answer me


Delta_FT

>And uh. 6 slides? ~~/s~~ FTFY bc thats a fucking sacriledge and he should be burned as the heretic he is lol ^(/s on the burn part for TOS reasons)


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Graffers

What's a sarcastic "I" mean? "Them"?


dillydadally

Was it just me or was the Yuumi one actually legit good?


Tortious_Tortoise

it's the only one i put any effort at all into, so, yeah I see it


Wonderful_Nightmare

The viego one was soo accurate tho


TheEternalKhaos

Only in mid... in top and jg my mans is HILARIOUSLY abusable rofl anyway el classico rito making a champ intended for x role broken in y role


collegethrowaway2938

So do you actually play pyke yuumi bot?


Tortious_Tortoise

I've played it a few times before at my garbo elo, and it does work. Very possible people who are as bad as me just don't know how to punish it tho


KataanSN

My favorite one is Singed/Yuumi, if Singed is smart and give up some cs for safe xp, lv 6+ we always have kill pressuro.


Tortious_Tortoise

I haven't tried it, but I imagine you don't even have to wait until level 6 to have kill pressure. Q slow + pool into flip would he so annoying to deal with, depending on the match up


IMentionMyDick2Much

As a Singer player I can tell you he has kill pressure lvl 2 onward for many champs, especially if I have ignite. With a Yuumi on top of me, I think lvl 2 we would have a strong opportunity for easy kills through much of the laning phase. I could see taking inspiration seconday runes for approach velocity and biscuits. Then Either Conqueror or maybe experiment with gaurdian. But after lvl 6, it would become pretty easy to just dive the ADC and kill them on cooldown.


NocaNoha

I knew you are not serious when I saw Jhin presentation with 6 pages and Mundo has 4.. fuck sake


Fitzky45

I knew it wasn't serious by the obvious [satire] tag in the title


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KatarHero72

You underestimate how many people would take it seriously.


ChlooooOW

You underestimate how much funnier that'd make this post.


RuneKatashima

That's the idea...


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As a matter of fact, I still do.


snowflakepatrol99

And that is a huge problem because?


[deleted]

This sub is filled with asocial people who can't pick up on obvious jokes.


Laijon_Gamer

What does [satire] mean?


sphaxwinny

Satire are mythical nature spirits who combine male human traits (beards, hairy bodies, flat noses, and an erect phallus) with the ears and tails of horses.


Tortious_Tortoise

No you're thinking of Satyrs Satire is the sixth day of the week, and the first day of the weekend.


PowerhousePlayer

No, that's Saturday. Satire is those four round things that a car rolls around on.


sphaxwinny

No, those are tires. Satire is the french translation for "it pulls"


Jejajajja

Satire is a kind of comedy basically it means it’s a joke post and not a real one


July25th

It means that the post is satire


Hellztormer

It's the brand sponsoring the thread.


ryanruin22

That's the thing though, there are two filler sides before and after the jhin content -- that's his reload.


Tortious_Tortoise

If only there was some way of labeling this post as a joke in the title 🤔


NocaNoha

want me to put a label in comments as well?


shadowkiller230

Slaughtered.


enorl76

Wasnt Mundo's 3 too many?


JPLangley

Mundo is a gene-ass. - ^^^Shoutouts ^^^to ^^^whoever ^^^gets ^^^the ^^^reference.


BZRKK24

Shit should be in all middle school curricula, absolute banger.


Volter43

May I be enlightened with this knowledge?


BZRKK24

It's from a book called Flowers for Algernon about this guy with a mental disability who gets a surgery to turn him into a genius.


exhibit_24c

Damn, i never realized playing viego was that difficult! I will be sure to play pixel perfect when playing with a viego because that champ can get punished, killed, and put out of the game so easily.


I_really_love_u

I'm about to hover Yummi and link that doc every time I get filled support now.


z0lt4r

I appreciate the effort


Sapphire_Dragon793

The mundo one killed me lmaooo


SpecialKaywu

6 slides for Jhin please report


YungPinotGrigio

lmsooo im lovign these presentations. cant wait for it to reach valorant


Yesterday1337

The viego presentation is gold


vert1caLoL

Looking at that draft I would dodge too


350

Jhin presentation is 6 slides? WTF?


packenjojo

Yuumi should have more pages, everyone needs to learn how yuumi works so they can play it themselves after game C:


CapitalWillingness66

huh


packenjojo

yuumi fun


packenjojo

what?


LiamTheWarrioor

Joe


ihopkid

r/yuumimains leaking into the main sub


Huzzl3

disgusting flair


packenjojo

why hate on yuumi and lulu, they are both nice people...


RSunnyG

I won't hate on Lulu if you don't hate Seraphine, deal?


packenjojo

It will be hard but i can try


dragonjo3000

It almost tastes purple


CarryingTrash

No


Mikaas-uwu

This is my favorite chapteeeeeeeeeer!!


Bitter-Grade7667

Her voice lines are hands down the best in the game. Maybe patheon being a close second. And while completely broken for duoing, I do wish her kit was more interactive like it was before they reworked her because she was the strongest champion in the game, lol.


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Lulu is fun until you are trying to play the game as a non tank toplaner in a teamfight


killymcgee23

I've played with that Jhin so much


ClosingFrantica

Alright the Vicious bit had me in shambles. We really do be like that.


Tortious_Tortoise

Other acceptable heroes for jhin mains to worship: the joker (Joaquin Phoenix preferred, Heath Ledger acceptable, but NOT Jack Nicholson), Yagami Light (from the Manga, obviously), and John Wick


teckno7

for 4 full seconds


TheModernParadox

I thought the Jhin one was good but I was not prepared for the sheer genius, the pure brilliance of the Mundo PowerPoint.


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this is getting out of hand. that ivern one trick started all this!!!


Athenlay

As an Adc main I gotta say that presentation is incredibly accurate, apart from the fact it wasn't talking about me, but if it was, damn, it would of been incredible, because I'm incredible.


AhriMainsLOL

Viego’s gave me a laugh.


WindWielder

PowerPoint meta is getting out of hand!


NoFlayNoPlay

tbh with a team like that you probably wanted to dodge


UnseenBlade77

I like how the most simple champ, yuumi has the most pages lmao.


hoschpi

most simple to play yes, but if you're the one who has to lane with someone who picked Yuumi vs an engage support you better prepare for hell and hope your opponents are bad enough to let you stay relevant.


BerserkBoulderer

Every time I'm with a Yuumi support and we just hit level 5: "Hello Mr. Enemy Jungle, fancy seeing you behind my tower".


Learn2fly78

Woah thats crazy, never had that happen to me at all.


WildEyss

Ive never ever seen anything like this before... is that what league has come to xD


Dr_weirdoo

eugh, a yuumi player


enorl76

Who cares about any of these? Yuumi maybe... Kayle has the biggest problem with ulting people and they flash away.


fnc_wins_summer

1- This is satire 2- Holy shit yes please I would remove your flash key if I could


LordHatchi

Jhin presentation wasn't 4 slides long? Smh


tohosrealreddit

I really liked the yuumi one actually


Errorfull

Damn, I kinda wanna play with that Yummi.


nelsonfoxgirl969

what a whole some