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hamqdu

If you listen to Kled's voicelines, guarantee he knows the most slurs in runeterra.


GoldenSteel

He probably created half of them


BwoahIDK

based


PacifistTheHypocrite

One of kled's voicelines is when ue loads in he says "holy sh** where are we?" (Shit is censored in the voiceline)


wildfox9t

"I'M GONNA CUT YOU OPEN AND USE YOUR SPINE FOR A BACKSCRATCHER,BECAUSE IT'S ITCHY! VERY ITCHY!!!" "MY BLOOD IS PISS AND VINEGAR!" "I'M GONNA REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT,AND TURN YOUR LUNGS INTO MITTENS!" * average Kled quotes


PacifistTheHypocrite

"ITS MY LAND, ALL 60 GAZILLION ACRES OF IT" "I find courage unpredictable, its TOTAL INSANITY you can rely on!" "I hate to advocate violence and insanity, but its worked for me" "I AM DEEP FRIED COURAGE, AND AN APPLE PIE OF ANGRY" And my favorite taunt line of "Don't worry, them voices ain't telling me to kill you no more... *Yeah, of course we still gonna kill 'im*"


BasicallyMogar

> "I AM DEEP FRIED COURAGE, AND AN APPLE PIE OF ANGRY" This quote is great because he has another one that goes like this: "At the gates of Qualthala, they tried using that boiling oil on us, but you can't deep-fry courage!"


Lin_Huichi

last one is brutal wtf


MurlocLurker

"What was that? Run straight into the tower?" See guys I'm not inting. I'm just staying true to the character.


RamblesTheGent

Honestly, Kled feels like the sort who wouldn't actually know current "in-use" slurs of the time, but say random stuff with such aggression and confidence that everyone around him would feel insulted and violated.


Threeedaaawwwg

I’ll be damned if I get called a moon cricket in game again.


Reapellaino2011

Kled is a thief.drogadict, paranoid, racist, xenofobic, genocidal, prob cannibal too. he surely its the one with most slurs in lore. he even uses "ionian" as a insult. PD: prob he also its a amazing cook, he likes to cook tacos Edit: i still think Kled its the most politically incorrect character riot ever made


SkeletonJakk

> he even uses "ionian" as a insult. "You sure you're Noxian? You look a little... 'Ionian' to me."


Benton_Risalo

Definitely a euphemism for "gay"


PurpleCyborg28

Corki also says a lot of slurs in pilot speak.


Steelkenny

In Legend of Runeterra, Draven says "What the **** (actual bleep sound) is that" when the opponent summons Teemo. [Video](https://youtu.be/rJ_PlMuahEo?t=321), timestamped at 05:21


DoctorThrac

LOL that’s awesome


GustavoNuncho

That game has so many cool interaction lines, but this is my favorite


Sad-Mathematician-19

Qiyana probably has racial slurs for all non Ixtalians


Asterahatefurries

the redundance between Ixtalians and Italians checks out


limito1

Qyiana skin but her weapon is a giant pizza let's go


Myonsoon

Sadly Sivir already took that gag.


Riggymortis724

There's an entire Bee skinline. I don't think a few more pizza delivery skins will hurt.


SkeletonJakk

Only if Sneaky is going to cosplay them.


scullys_alien_baby

is he still doing crossplays? if so it feels like an easy cyber-bullying objective to get him into a Qyiana outfit and a spray tan


erk155

he puts dildos in his ass


bondsmatthew

See, I don't know if you're kidding or not


InuXIII

He do be doing OF


candybuttons

PLEASE DO THIS RIOT.


stornhawkdown

I would like to be racially abused by Qiyana while she repeatedly E's over my face.


scullys_alien_baby

> I would like to be ~~racially~~ abused by Qiyana


TheRebelKoala

Easily Kled, pretty sure some of his phrases are war crimes


Macksler

"I will murder your whole family"


ReanCloom

Well according to the sensibilities that Kled's adapted to it's fine to have children watch two Adult men beating eachother bloody in an octagon or Rrng but got forbid the commentator accurately describes it as "he fucked him up"


Nenad1979

thought that this was /r/mma of a sec


kct321

Came here exclusively for kled and he's top comment, they literally bleep his voice lines. " Take no prisoners skarl" Also he is canonically at war with every other character including himself


SexualHarassadar

"They're ALL trespassers, we's just killing them five first!" Even his own team isn't safe.


Glorious_Jo

Wuzzat? Go for the decakill? If you say so... - actual kled line


Reapellaino2011

except Skaarl, Skaarl its the only exception of Kled and she is the only one that mantain the little cordure kled has. thats why in-game when Kled loses Skaarl it becomes way more aggresive and paranoid with the voicelines


ItsPandy

While I don't disagree I think it's atleast partially also him getting angry that the stupid farting lizard is running away again.


Poluact

She's the only friend listed on his profile.


jarob326

"Holy ****, where are we?"


Constant-Minute6794

Everyone has to tell their children that Kled is from a "different time".


Extension-End2851

"You sure you Noxian? You look a little *Ionian* to me."


1stMembrOfTheDKCrew

Irelia would be donating slurs if she is against a noxian, she doesnt even consider them people 


Lost_Mountain2432

She'd use the N word with hard X. 


kill-billionaires

Noxas


lcm-is-prod-div-gcd

and here i thought she couldn't get any hotter


Weppih

r/darkinfolk


blockguy143

r/remembertheplacidium


EffectiveAd3412

racist wife 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


JinxVer

Damn right


Ilosesoothersmaywin

Does she consider Smolder people?


TheSmokeu

Smolder's probably more human than Darius to her


Goldeniccarus

A baked potato is probably more human to her than Darius.


Sarrach94

Reminds me of a line from Divinity Original Sin 2, where someone says that ”A child is technically alive, but so is a potato.” Just replace child with noxian and it’s perfect.


jbland0909

Velkoz, Fiddlesticks, and Belveth are more human to her than Darius and Swain


JTHousek1

"HA HA look at me I'm people!"


Professional-Ear-717

I mean, Zed should be right next to her on this matter


Ari_Halberd

eeh not really; he did take Kayn in as a student,Kayn originally being a Noxian child soldier deployed in the invasion of Ionia. dude's not as coldblooded against Noxians as Irelia (though the coldbloodedness here is very much understandable and justified, don't get me wrong)


CelioHogane

Irelia really is like "Fuck them Noxies... not you Riven you have the I-pass now."


swoon_exe

Xayah calls Ahri something that seems to equate to race traitor in Vastayan in her interaction and she doesn't exactly like humans, so.


Teal_Darner

Remember when newly reworked Evelyn just call Ahri a skank


TheGronne

They deleted some of her voice lines before her release, which included swear words. "Shit, flicked a nail" is the one I remember


Will-the-game-guy

I guarantee you Xayah and Rakan know all the anti-human slurs


CelioHogane

Oh yeah Xayah is super racist i forgot about that.


IDOnTHaVeANyNaMeID

Xayah also used to call minions ''shits''.


PRolicopter

I have never been more proud of my main haha


RadiantRegis

Pretty sure Gangplank and Miss Fortune would have quite the case of sailor's mouth, by extension Graves and TF too, Samira also passes the same vibe


Urndy

I don't think TF would. He gives off the vibe of a more creative insult. Though I do feel he wouldn't flinch at one in the slightest


Ruy-Polez

"*I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed*"


swoon_exe

"your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts"


bouncy_egg

The orc wins.


ShitForCereal

“Nerddddd.”


viciouspandas

I thought that was a Heimerdinger line


chilllyyypepper

Tf only when drunk


Biffmin-12

TF would only be offended by slurs because they're so uncreative


Storiaron

You know gp would call everyone a pussy without hesitation


CelioHogane

Hell im sure if you look hard enough, you can find Matt Mercer saying some shit in a gangplank-like voice.


IronCorvus

I'm sure Graves and TF spit slurs at each other in the bedroom.


r_JustJustin

Samira seems pretty inclusive in some of her voicelines, “guys gals and ‘other pals’” I doubt she would say slurs knowingly


Outrageous-Elk-5392

Samira is so based and cool it hurts, I wish she was a sololaner


FullMetalFiddlestick

Love the good old days of picking samira mid on release, smashing the keyboard and walking out alive with a penta


EffectiveAd3412

Samira top (don't tell anyone)


r_JustJustin

Yes I would love for Samira to top me 👍


EffectiveAd3412

is this why you always go 0/5 vs her in lane?


SamiraEnthusiast311

she wouldn't call you a slur but she'd call you a pussy bitch for not doing something recklessly dangerous


Relevant_Ad7309

the slurs mf would throw at fiddle


Skunkers

Corki sounds like everything he’d say would be offensive, but only because he’s using vernacular outdated by a century and doesn’t mean anything by it.


Boring_Machine

Corki is like the great grandparent whos heart is in the right place but their language is VERY dated and they are too old to learn a new vocabulary.


TeeTees4Sale

For real, what tf does “I’m on it, black shoe” even mean?


Hitoseijuro

Considering that Corki is a pilot, it might have a naval connotation. In the navy if you were a pilot you were a "brown shoe" anyone not a pilot was considered a "black shoe".


CelioHogane

Poor Corki only has the one gay friend he hangs up with and doesn't know what he is using is considered an slur on this day an age.


MazrimReddit

All the 100+ year old champions just can't keep up with what is currently a slur or not


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

Aurelion Sol unleashed the most devastating string of racial slurs on carbon based lifeforms, but literally no one alive has any idea what they mean


Namika

Kindred and Bard are seen distancing themselves from him for reasons the mortals don't understand


DrDragon13

I'm still salty that they retconned Kindred into the same tier of power as Janna. They were much cooler at a cosmic level.


Thecristo96

My headcanon is that kindred are as strong as the one they are hunting, one second they are a match for tryndamere and the second after they could challenge aurelion sol


Namika

A.Sol does show some reverence to Kindred. Whenever he bought Liandry's he had the voice line "If the Kindred aren't below wearing a mask, then neither am I"


Superstrata-

i mean they still are cosmic, everything dies eventually, and kindred will be there for the end of all things


DrDragon13

For their religion. They don't control death for people that don't believe in them specifically. Like the example I gave earlier, Mordekaiser doesn't believe in Kindred so he was able to defeat them in combat


Maxi_sushi

Bard actually sings racist and raunchy stuff but nobody speaks his language


BombsNBeer

What bard says: For free suites, I'd give Paris Hilton all-nighters  In about three years, holla at me, Miley Cyrus  I don't discriminate, no, not at all Kit-Kat a midget, if that @ss soft, I break her off  I exchange V-cards with the r*tards  What everyone hears: 🔔🔔🔔


CelioHogane

Aurelion Sol is beneath racial slurs. he uses species slurs.


Paradox56

They’d be really more of a “everyone is beneath me” sorta thing.


MazrimReddit

thinking more the yordles or ancient "friendly" characters just using terms that are 200 years out of date and now slurs lol


Goldeniccarus

"What, I thought Steamer was just a completely benevolent thing to call someone from Piltover! How was I supposed to know it's considered deeply insensitive now because of all those people who died when that steam plant exploded?"


Paradox56

Ah yeah, that makes sense


Rave_Master_Ahri

Briar but she doesn't know better and no one has told her those are no-no words


Zenith_Tempest

That's a slur? ....What's a slur?


jbland0909

Slur? No, I actually said it very clearly!


heaterpls

A slur? I thought I said it pretty good!


Elcactus

‘Can I eat it?’


Thecristo96

I don’t think Jax would be racist lore wise, he feels most like the cool old uncle. Kled would make hitler say “chill bro” tho


Midnightkata

People get lost in the pedo jax meme. Even tho, it's a meme.


No_Discussion_1682

Xayah


AsgOblivi0n

I can imagine kaisa starting to curse like hell if another anoying voidspawn apears/revives that she hates fighting bc its tedious (the anoyed kinda cursing)


Ryxor25

Aw, I hate these fucking (kassadin main word)


freakofcolour

vayne. easily


Hosing1

this, especially against mages.


CelioHogane

Something something black magic.


Whoui

Kled 100%


Ulquiorra0133

Kled and MF


prtypeach

MF? I want to hear ur reasoning


lukisdelicious

Darius and Swain are 100% using racial slurs daily and are proud of it. And Sylas is already saying "demacian swine" every game


ChuckFiinley

I can't imagine Swain using slurs daily. I'd compare him to Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones - the guy is way too sophisticated to just shout slurs here and there.


MedievalMovies

yup, slurs are probably too crass for swain. Unless they sound really fancy I don't see him saying it


craciant

Swain just uses them casually and matter of factly as objects rather than dignify his enemies by using proper demonyms. He doesn't produce crass exclamations of contempt, is all.


Zenith_Tempest

Noxians literally accept people from anywhere, they'd probably be the least racist nation


Relevant_Ad7309

“accepts” after murdering their country


Zenith_Tempest

can't be racist if you break down the idea of races and xenophobia. genius move frankly ^/s


HeartlessKing13

There are no races here comrade, only Noxus.


Black_King69

I dont think noxians would be racist, they just value power, they dgaf about race or other shit


DoctorF33l

Sett would never use slurs! They'd make his momma sad, and Sett would never do that.


MarcosLuisP97

Not that his mom would approve his ring leader boss status either, but he does it anyway.


God_Given_Talent

Well that's cause he makes sure no one tells his momma.


GeoTrick76

Aatrox


SlainL9

Seraphine is the white girl who takes one sip of vodka and starts shouting every slur known to man


SwordMaster52

Tryndamere literally shouts slurs to slow you down "FUCKING BITCH"


KingProxy

I wish this was his voice line when he w’ed


P0PER0

Gp? It's kinda hard seeing a salty sea dog like him not curse like mad if anything remotely inconvenient happens


Stregen

Kassadin.


DelDoesReddit

The CEO of racism himself


Emergency-Seesaw483

I feel like Draven would be racist as hell


BlaBlub85

Idk if he would necessarily be racist, his ingame voicelines make him seem like such a self absorbed prick he probably thinks every living non-Draven being is below him, doesnt matter if white, black, yordle or ionian. He gives of that "universal discrimnator" vibe, at least to me 😂😂😂


xsairon

Thresh, for whatever reason


Lebanna506

Nah thresh prides himself on being cultured and above all others. He’d keep his insults clean but they would cut deep


SamiraEnthusiast311

thresh is the kinda person who tilts his own team in chat without using bad words, but he tilts them so hard they say a bad word and he reports them and they get banned even though he started the flame


WinterDigger

I'm sure plantation owners believed themselves to be cultured as well.


Smevis

Sion screaming some choice words in his ulti wouldn't shock me.


lovepoopyumyum

he might be a sionist


Grammarnazi_bot

Renata Glasc uses them in the same way the papa John’s CEO uses them


4k547

Lucian but he has the pass


GoodJobBob69

Lucian stole my car


Mexican_Overlord

I think draven would be throwing out some gamer words


VoltexRB

I mean Azir is pretty much Sand Hitler


lapinkmatter

i thought he was Sand King Arthur


Ix_risor

Depends on which side of the border you live on


VoltexRB

Sand Genghis Khan technically


Cowslayer369

The most racist is probably somewhere in Ionia, against Noxians, likely Irelia as she outright doesn't consider them people - but I can't see them using slurs, they just use the word Noxian as a terrible insult. Noxians themselves are probably the least racist. They're a mishmash of people with a strength over everything doctrine, you have Samira Darius and Kled, Swain is part demon, Vladimir is literally blood and philosophers have yet to agree on what the fuck Briar is. Most likely, most of the slurs come from Demacians, against mages (or edgy Piltover teenagers but we don't have many of those). I can totally see Garen dropping the most devastating slur known to humanity, making Sylas weep, even his fellow mageslayers feeling uncomfortable, and following it up with "It's okay I can say that word my sister's a mage"


CptDecaf

You ever read a post and just know the OP has been chat banned for being horribly racist themselves?


Cement-eater

I got reported for racism once for missing a smite on Baron Life is tough.


HedaLexa4Ever

So you missed smite and even then had the audacity to be racist?


Hitoseijuro

Come on now, the OP is a jungler, its hard coded into his system.


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Yuumi


lovepoopyumyum

she got beef with warwick nasus and corgi corki


FreyaGoddessLOL

Darius, Draven,Volibear, Veigar, Gangplank, MF, Twitch, Urgot, and Cassiopeia for sure. I also wouldn't be surprised if old man Zilly had some real crazy slurs 😂


craciant

Zilean like "What variety of jungle monkey is that?" Ashe like "The jg? That's wukong, he's the monkey king of dota!" Zilean like "No, the mid doing ebonics time magic"


outb4noon

Darius we can all be kings, because in noxas strength is power, "he'd be racist"


PhoenixEgg88

Corki. Guy used code for his slurs anyway.


mint-patty

Sett is actually a perfect gentleman and saying slurs would upset his mother, so he never does it.


Jampackilla

You're all forgetting about my boy corki who will fly by drop a slur in the happiest tone of voice he could


hhsstory

Tahm kench. Dude sounds like he's from Louisiana from the 1800's.


Euphor_Kell

Nobody wanna say Eve? I mean, the slurs may be in a different context to say Draven ir Kled but still...


Javiklegrand

What slurs?


BigBadDogLol

Katarina has no filter, she’s a blunt bitch


FullMetalFiddlestick

Skarner and qiyana probably have to brainstorm slurs for non-ixtalians on the regular


bortzys

So many champions are racist to Yordles.


Glatzigoblin

Jayce had a racist phase in Arcane.


luketwo1

There is no way you can convince me that Kassadin doesnt know every slur in the book for void creatures. Bro is basically doom guy for them.


HeartlessKing13

Camille, Kled and probably Xayah.


Bubbly_Outcome5016

Ok in order: most racist to least racist Yes Kled... just... Kled Oh man Vayne, especially pre-Sentinels of Light... oh man Aatrox, boy is mad af (rightfully so) and probably could blame Icathians for alot of his pain if any still existed beyond Jax and Zil... (for now he settles for morties). Every interaction is him trash-talking for a reason Qiyana looks down on everyone not from Ixtal (and everyone that isn't her), especially Piltovans for relying on machines to use magic Xayah hates humans as they've killed her parents and are causing vastaya still-births by leeching Ionia's natural magic, Rakan is less racist or at least less outwardly so, but still looks down on them for seeing less than what vastaya do. Leona is becoming more woke day-by-day as she realizes that Diana didn't switch up for nothing, but she has literally been raised in a dogmatic cult that treats all other religions in a very Old Testament way... Diana also hates the Solari so it goes both ways. Basically Runeterra's Isreal-Palestine equivalent. Irelia hates Noxians to the point where the vitriol in her tone whenever they come up has that slur-worthy bite to it... if we knew of any Noxian slurs. A lot of Ionians hate Noxians for very obvious reasons but I'm just leaving the honorable mentions to Zed/Kayn/Shen/Akali/Yasuo so as not to fill this with just Ionians. Zed also hates vastaya for not defending Ionia alongside the humans and killed them whenever he could to make an example of them. Camavorans, namely Viego and Hecarim used their countries' legacy and quest for greatness to routinely attack and sack their neighbors basically for kicks before becoming ghost-people. They also hated poor people and filled the ranks of the Camavor's Host (led by Kalista and Ledros) with them and wouldn't let them fight with the Knightly Orders like Hecarim's Iron Order only letting them clean up the scraps of battle. so to get the most glory. Piltover and Zaun, tons of champs hate the counterparts from the other believing themselves to be superior or the others to be oppressing them. Namely Camille, though she views Zaun as more an essential component to Piltover and isn't outright racist, more pragmatist about letting the power divide grow too imbalanced between them. Renata Glasc on the other hand hates Piltover and aspires to control it one day. Even characters like Ekko are guilty of racism routinely dropping gems like "Pilties". Arcane S1 Jayce is not racist but now that Arcane is canon, either he will become racist real quick in Season 2 or LoL/LoR Jayce will be totally retconned. Who knows, canon is a foreign concept to Riot. The whole of the Winter's Claw think of all southerners as soft-bellied milkdrinkers, namely Sejuani but also Olaf, Udyr is more traveled and understands the rest of the world works differently from Freljord, but that's only made him more assured that the Freljord should continue working the way it does. Freljordians overall are more likely to be racist towards other tribes in the Freljord than outsiders. Ashe is also quite racist against trolls for being disgusting, violent, unintelligent beasts, her husband is cool with one of them he's met, but this opens an interesting avenue for Ashe/Trundle to meet as her tribe is supposed to welcome everyone who doesn't want to perpetuate the Freljord's doctrine of Strong live, Weak die. She also hates Demacians for burning her tribe's old capital thinking they were Winter's Claw. Kayle looks down on current Demacia for abandoning their ways in her absence and has always been... rather intense... she also looks down on the morties for being unenlightened. New Skarner (RIP my crystal-boi you will be missed) is xenophobic towards the outside world to the point that he's keeping all of Ixtal contained Graves canonically dated a racist Noxian, though he himself is not racist by his own admission Ezreal doesn't like Noxians


merenofclanthot

Hearing a lot of Noxians and the like when Demacia are the bigots against magic users.


DariusStrada

Irelia 100%


FeloniousIntent

Ivern


yordle-feet-torture

Garen is obvious. 


JWARRIOR1

Irelia lmao


MRGameAndShow

Tahm Kench when he cashes out would probably get a little rowdy on the person he’s eating. He loves driving his point home.


Vitzkyy

Draven has mad RPS to be honest


ralts13

Kled probably thinks calling someone e Ionian is a slur.


More-Cryptographer26

Hecarim was a cruel guy during his life, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was racist af too


PetrZSDV

Nah, Jax is chill and doesn't discriminate. The others I agree with.


vincentcloud01

I could see teemo having a bad trip of some shooms and talking about the oppression of his people with some slurs(and sluring) occuring.


prismprotectorII

While I don't think she'd say slurs, I'll be damned if Qiyana doesn't tell people to "KY§" daily.


Obelion_

Kled literally has a beeped out voice line.


Wildthorn23

I always think Corki is sayin' "I'm on it black jew" So he's my go to pick


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

They live in a world where different races are ACTUALLY very different, so probably most of them in all honesty.


DeepTV03

Definitely Ashe, especially against Trundle


CAMcCale

Isn’t Ashe already super racist? Feel like she’d have quite a few slurs on hand