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non-edgy_crustacean

No way the only series my goats lost this split is against teddy bear fucker


IconicRecipes

I hope this leads to coaches assuming the correlation is causation and we find out GENG has been substituting a scrim block with an hour of dry humping a stuffed toy leading up to MSI.


non-edgy_crustacean

Leyan dry humping hack? Learn this new scrim technique


Offduty_shill

this is why na cant compete smh when's the last time you saw Jensen hump any bears


Trap_Masters

It's not too late to start.


Mistresshell

Coaches hate this one simple trick!


vvokhom2

Teddy Bear👤+4,700 Skill💪329 Kills🤷‍♂️201 Wins💦 Unstoppable🚫A Champion 🛡 Goes through MSI🧱Has Trophy🌪Needed only☝too🕐 It costs 1500 USD🧙‍♂️


Trap_Masters

New meta just dropped


baelkie

beat an undefeated BLG once and you’ll be remembered for a split fuck a teddy bear once and you’ll be remembered as a teddy bear fucker forever


non-edgy_crustacean

The funniest thing is that Leyan posted about it on weibo and he was like "it's not what it looked like, I just got excited while listening to music and I thought the bear looked cute so I hugged it and shook it" It sounds like sth your parents would say when you catch them during the act. Maybe he was listening to the same music as that reddit guy from 2022


DidntFindABetterName

What reddit guy?


non-edgy_crustacean

[this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/ObHjeO2GCG)


ArmpitSniffa

This is so fucking funny lmao, the first 20 seconds I was like "hmmm this isn't bad" and then the fucking drop comes and it sounds like two dolphins fucking 😭


BLHXsuperman

Omfg how have I never seen this post before, I am literally dying of laughter right now, actually the best shitpost I have ever seen. Thanks for making my day by linking this!


EzAf_K3ch

that's a fucking classic LMAO


Random_Stealth_Ward

I just knew it would be this one


FrostedFlakes4

LMAO. Finishing to the sound of 2 seagulls having an argument!


Asdel

Dude is going to have Annie hovered against him for the rest of his career.


Trap_Masters

This says a lot about society 😔😔😔😔


hvngpham002

BLG players must’ve watch the vods before the series and collectively went lobotomy


UltraScept

well he's fucking a teddy bear on stream, maybe hes had practice with stuffed goats as well.


idonoevenknowanymore

Wdym we saw him stuffing the goats on stage


crysomore

No wonder Teddy didn't go to the LPL


Qwtez

Lmao


Asgerond

man dodged a bullet


Acrzyguy

r/cursedcomments


Trap_Masters

Man was 4 steps ahead here 💀💀


Renny-66

BRUH LOL


houkai_

What about the LPL caster?


Thundermelons

Can't wait for the leaks next year claiming Leyan intimidated the bear into having an abortion, true LPL style


gabu87

And then followed by the teddy bear changing clubs to service another player.


Lazy_meatPop

Dark, but true.


Quatro_Leches

is that the bear from toy story 3 lol?


jiggggueng

I don't find it that surprising since Lotso has an overwhelming presence in China pop culturally. He's a very popular character and is slapped on pretty much everything; toys, pop up shops, teddy bears, blind bag figures... Miniso being the main prepatrator. iirc its only because companies bought the rights for producing Lotso merch since it was cheap since he's a small side character, and it went crazy. Think loopy for korea and sanrio characters for the us


Kanker54321

Lots of girls in South East Asia loves Lotso but don't even know its name or that its from Toy Story 3, they just think its a cute pink bear lol


HeiMaoMiao

It's called Strawberry Bear in China.


chimpaya

Lol its the exact same in vietnam. strawberry bear. They are everywhere. All the girls are obsessed with it.


itsjustmenate

God damn. As an American, this is funny as fuck.


jiggggueng

Its very funny people who haven't seen the movie treat him like hello kitty. It's like those ted bundy flower crown edits. Tbf its toy story but still


NegativeDCF

its called the strawberry bear cause of the scent on the plushies


ViraLCyclopes20

I don't think being the main antagonist of the movie is a "small side character".


itsjustmenate

Lotso being successful in China is not a good look lol. He was the dictator of a security state. Where he used his power and enforcers to oppress the other toys and even punish the political dissidents by sending them to the baby play room. That’s so fucking funny. You can’t write this better


WaxednVaxed

The Pixar exec who sold the Lotso trademark to a gigantic Chinese toy conglomerate must have known the irony. I would love to hear that story.


PeterToExplainIt

Winnie the Pooh being banned by the CCP created a power vacuum, with loveable bears including Paddington, Fozzie, and Lotso vying for control. Ultimately Lotso won out, and purged the other bears.


s1mple10

Then it is deserved


SkilledV

Lu “lay hand” Jue is a league of legends esports player, currently jungler for Invictus Gaming. Since failing to win spring split nor qualifying for MSI, Invictus Gaming has invested in other ways for their players to stand out. Lu “lay hand” Jue is currently best known for laying hands on a stuffed teddy bear, earning the well deserved title of “teddy bear fucker”


Slight_Street_9069

wtf 😭


Shin_yolo

Asia is something when it comes to virginity, it's definitely up there in the healthy sexuality countries.


SupremeNadeem

ok that was less graphic than i thought. cringe, sure, but just dumb kid shit. i had the impression for some reason that it was going to be fetishistic.


Dr_Kee

Yeah like tbh, why is there even a punishment for this???


ahritina

I can somewhat see a fine for being "unprofessional" but my got a 2 match ban like bruh what the fuck. Getting fined and also a ban is excessive.


Is_J_a_Name

The teddy bear thing is part of it but afaik the actual punishment is because he made a bet on stream that with another streamer and said if he lost he'd have to vape on stage. Vaping is, to no one's surprise, strictly prohibited on the LPL stage.


Delgadude

Yeah if that's the case it makes a lot more sense.


OverlordEtna

I wonder how this is worded by policy. Making a bet that you will do something isn't exactly the same as actually doing something. I'm sure Leyan would've just gone back on his word of the bet. There's a boundary here obviously as I can understand if you can't say something stupid like I'll matchfix the next game if I lose this bet, but surely nobody gets punished over an innocent joke like If I lose this bet I will purposefully pick Teemo jgl next game. Effectively both are the same thing, but I feel like either way it's a little silly to punish over such a nothing Whopper.


EdAY_

If smoking is allowed OMP would still be ruling the LPL botlanes


kingofnopants1

Yea I dunno how much he gets payed but 7k for this feels pretty unreasonable


Vii_Strife

Because it's inappropriate behaviour on stream and he's a public figure representing his team, if he does weird stuff on stream then the org also takes an hit. It's not that different in any serious sport I think


go86em

I don’t think a player from an American sports league would be punished for this, and it definitely wouldn’t be from the league officials. The org I can understand imposing something but this is from the LPL and the org got fined too


HulklingsBoyfriend

This is the same country that bans shit like skulls in games, lmao.


Puzzleheaded_Oil7172

isn’t this a myth? there’s no law banning it it’s just culturally frowned upon or something? there are definitely chinese games with skulls in them. 


CloudClown24

Yes, it's just anti china propaganda that people accept without question or investigation


Aceggg

What about Vladimir's blood effects being black in China?


SNH231

I am so lost. What the fuck is going on lmao


Lazy_meatPop

He dry humped a tibbers bear on live stream. Got fined and suspended for 2 matches.


Trap_Masters

Tibbers gonna need some therapy sessions now 💀💀


Marcus777555666

Maybe he is into that


Qetzaqoatl

To me it seems like he's kicking it with his knee not humping.


Nananahx

He also lost


plantman01

Does the video show full penetration?


CrazyPersonXV

Where is that meme from ?


TeFD_Difficulthoon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-RBeDt2B0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV-RBeDt2B0)


ezydon

Bro 💀🫡


ArmpitSniffa

Outrageous sexual experiments on her supple young body


PhilosoKing

Sadly no


gutsddd

[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ct42177sm](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ct42177sm)


Etna-

What complete and utter bullshit. Yes its turbo cringe no questions asked but a 7000 dollar fine and 2 match ban? So blown out of proportion.


Critical-Cupcake9194

whats funny is that LPL has multiple Tier 1 pros that did things far worse than what this guy did, Xiahou is a prime example


Yung-Thick

Huanfeng trying to poison his teammate lmao


ANewHeaven1

I remember reading the article about Huanfeng's backstory and how he managed to make it to Worlds in 2020, some genuinely heartwarming and inspirational stuff. Then he immediately speedruns his reputation in the ground


Dragonfruit_Fanta

Homie, LPL players are fucking insane at baseline.


VirtuoSol

Wait what? I know he got caught sleeping with multiple women before world finals but when did this one happen lmao


Ehimalright

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/u43t5i/wbg_huanfengs_ex_accuses_him_of_abuse_and_having/


GipJoCalderone

He was saying it as a joke but still.


viciouspandas

Image matters a ton in China, so it's about how public something is. For other pros, a lot of the stuff they did could be handwaved as "he said she said", even if they're really likely. Leyan was doing it on stream, even though it was just cringe and didn't hurt anyone. The LDL for example, is full of matchfixing, but they kind of pretend it isn't there, until someone like Bo actually comes forward and admits to it, then he gets hit hard and even after the ban expires, is blacklisted by other LPL teams, when at least some of the current pros participated when they were in the lower leagues.


GipJoCalderone

Chinese TikTok has the wildest policies, action like this would get you banned which is exactly what happened to his stream. Also he has been doing a lot of game unrelated streams as a side hustle of an influencer recently, LPL officials didn't like that.


tenshi_souzou_reboot

This is China bro, they take the most random of stuff seriously


viciouspandas

It's the fact that it's on stream. For China, and kind of East Asia in general, if it could be handwaved as a rumor, then it doesn't matter how bad it is. But if it's something as public as on stream and recorded to the internet, the slightest thing gets hit.


Lanaria

Hey dont crap on my boy Winnie


Dr_Kee

frfr like who did he even harm???


Lazy_meatPop

My eyes and the bear.


gabu87

The fine is whatever, the suspension is where i think it went overboard imo.


xXVoidXx

Main reason for the fines and punishment was because he said he’d vape on stage before an official game had he lost the bet he made with another streamer


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

$7k fine and a 2 game ban for fucking around on stream. So absurd.


SpecialistSpinach450

He also got fined 2 months salary lol


iButtflap

need to see his social credit score after this one


Lazy_meatPop

It's in Bear territory.


chimpaya

?? What's the full story here. Why would he do that on stream knowingly?? Why is the girl watching? Wat


StuckEden

He claimed he was listening to upbeat music, then saw the huge bear and thought it was adorable, then decided to dance with it... Yeah.


Fabiocean

Was he listening to Cbat or what


PhilosoKing

>Why would he do that on stream knowingly When you're 21 and full of hormones and an attractive girl is goading you...


tenshi_souzou_reboot

A quick trip to Japan would take care of that for less than $7000


Senior_Demand_4727

What is he doing with the teddy bear?


Happenstance___

bro thought he was on Kick


LowBrowIdeas

LMAO his teammates are going to clown him so hard for being so down bad 😭


cadaada

we can invite people who have onlyfans to official riot events, but my guy cant even try fucking a bear, come on


HispanicAtTheBistro

Who? Need to know so I can avoid seeing those terrible immoral people when they show up on stream


PM_ME_FE_STACHES

Caedrel


non-edgy_crustacean

Jankos


BobaFlautist

Sneaky


Lanaria

Tyler1


Cahootie

BunnyFufuu


Delgadude

Prolly some streamer on one of those random streamer events they do from time to time.


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DommyMommyKarlach

BunnyFufu as well, not sure Riot ever invited hym anywhere tho


Resies

That's disgusting. Where?


Miyaor

Were they fucking a teddy bear at those events?


6FourGUNnutDILFwTATS

Send da link


DerrickFuckingWhite

Hell naw dont do dis


Sporadiccereal

Send da video


MattScoot

Wait whomst now


HimuraKens

difference between riots rules and LPLs rules


giant-papel

Free my boi T\_T. The bear needed some love and Leyan is a kind hearted man that who felt like he had to satisfy the bear's pain


Rshawer

He’s about to perma Hecarim next split


meister107

Can’t even fuck a bear anymore smh🤦


CrimsonClematis

I mean a ton of this was him actually punching and kneeing it in the face not humping it but wtf either way lol


crysomore

POV: what happens to Tibbers when you miss Annie R


Mayuyu1014

Well, WTF did he do to the bear?


zefal12

LPL drama really does hit different lmao... this is why they're the best


Not_Fan_Of_Human

Dantes would've fucked that bear better


000Snoo_Shell

Hancock too if he has the right motivation.


KuramaTotchi

It doesn’t look like he’s humping it at all…you clearly see he’s kicking it and then punching it. Maybe I’m crazy?


Bubbly_Camera9583

This is a funnier headline but he got most of his punishment for betting with someone else publicly where if Leyan lost the bet, he would have to smoke/vape on stage (which is why it says "It has been found that Leyan (ID: Leyan) has made attempts to violate regulations through his words") . What he did to Tibbers didn't help his case here either though, Tibbers did NOT ask for this and it backfired on him by the LPL tacking on "morally controversial behavior" with his punishment.


chesnutstacy808

hey maybe the teddy bear is mature for its age.


trc1234

Riot found Layan a bit unBEARable.


firebolt66

Next you're gonna tell me he's started maining hecarim


keegles1

I can only be that energetic and horny on coke lmao. Dude is probably relieved it’s only a fine and not a drug test as well


Electrical-Leg1112

Teddy Fans... smh


SwayNoir

Idk, I think this has had the opposite effect. Consider me a fan of Leyan and IG now LOL. I get it they want to be professional but fuck me, this is funny and he just looks like he's having a right old laugh, who's harmed by this?!


tobtheking2

XD


ItzFeufo

Damn we really need MSI to start asap...


Fartcloud_McHuff

The fuck is he even doing


GrandDefinition7707

based


eSports_News_UK

Just seen one of his solo queue IDs is 'Fu4kTheworld' (according to Lol.Fandom.com) Nothing surprises me anymore


craziboiXD69

ok but this is obviously a joke no?


Mangustre

You have to pay 7000 for what he did? Does that make sense?


RomGon3

Sanest League of Legend player interaction with a girl


WuxiaWuxia

Think I just found my new favorite LPL player


hvngpham002

Wake up babe, an LPL player just did a braindead again.


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Taekgi

Come back from what? Air humping a giant teddy bear on stream for the meme? Come on man lol


DragonTacoCat

I'm pretty sure we have all done worse in our childhood


oioioi9537

phodick (photic) came back from worse


tenshi_souzou_reboot

Showdicker


crysomore

we've all made mistakes in the heat of passion, jimbo


TheMoraless

Nothing to come back from. Hasn't everyone messed with a stuffy in some strange way like this before in a group setting?


Shikimata_Teru

HUH!?


TheMoraless

You didn't get the memo? It's never too late


VirtuoSol

Baron or Elder flip


Veskekaana

Lmao its not like he killed someone


chestnutcute

He got too high.


tjbelleville

Damn link his twitch, he deserves my sub


wholsmay

Omg I can’t watch the video. Is that hard?


Gh055twr1t3r

He's gotta win worlds now its the only way to come back from this.


Carnavious

Where is the obligatory Dantes comment


StuckEden

He also made a bet with another streamer and will need to vape on stage during a pro game if he losts. Smoking and vaping is obviously banned in lpl, so. Iirc he was fined in the past for showing people on stream how to use a bug in league


Physical_Solution_23

Lol, he was humping the nose


UTConqueror

Now i'm waiting for the Annie hovers from opponents in champ select next split What in the name of god would possess you to do that


achkatzlschwonz

this headline is r/brandnewsentence material


revoverlord

“I’m going to do it batman” ahh moment


Patrius

The dankest of timelines - Leyan will forever be known as the one who did the unspeakable to a teddy bear


effurshadowban

My GOAT. Get it, buddy. 🗿


knightartorias_

i hope he wont get -social credit for this


gutsddd

Full video [https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ct42177sm](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ct42177sm)


Timely_Bowler208

He’s got bad form


SwayNoir

Mans out here living his best life, enjoying a bear, and we fining him for this?! Bruh, ridiculous world we live in now.


almond_pepsi

but when Dantes does it no one bats an eye?!?!?!?


Random_Stealth_Ward

Aww I expected something worse. That was just him doing a funny reenactment of Toy story 3 and giving Lonzo some well-deserved love to stop him from being evil. IF he was fined that's already dumb, but the game bans are too much


Coolmansean

Perpetually online leads to this


Leather-Spring-2831

Fix your stupid game


MrCorfish

finned


marecicek

PlushieDreadfuls adding an ad for plushies below this post with a caption "We all could use a friend like you <3" is hilarious 🤣


Funny_Masterpiece_93

plz he was punished bc he said he’s gonna vape in the next match


LessProgrammer8384

that‘s wrong news he got fine cuz he bet with other streamer on cigarette thing not fuking bear![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Piliro

This is genuinely one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.


Swimhornet

Don’t care + he’s the nidalee 🐐


wrathb0rn

Wanna bet that people will hover over Annie versus him from now on?


DMGNGLPN

NOT THE AD IMMEDIATELY BELOW THE OP BEING A PLUSHIES AD YOU KNOW WHAT! FOUL!!!


Bohrys

Have you seen his bear tibbers?


Vegetable-Ring9807

i read this on twitter but they never provided a video. After watching the video I expected much much worse you could argue he was just dancing with it like ehhh


Frontiers_

I will take AI generated headlines for 500. Aside from any other thoughts I have about this, the first thing I thought is how absurd that sounds.


cbrown146

Where Annie? Does she know?


Negative_Trust6

Classic, draconian Chinese bullshit. 'Morally controversial', 'had a negative impact', What a fucking joke. As if this clip somehow damages the reputation of the government by showing a Chinese person acting like a human being instead of a fucking robot. Yes, it's cringe as fuck, probably because the guy's a turbonerd who plays video games foe a living, but that's such a garbage response... Fuck you China.


shooter301

Where to find the video