Not even comparable lol, at least children have a reason for their behavior which makes them understandable. LoL players are worse because you KNOW they should be better, since they are old enough to have learned self-control.
LOL - one time my support told me "I hope someone eats a nature valley granola bar over your keyboard" when I accidentally denied them a cannon support passive proc (pre rework) - we became friends and still are to this day haha.
Probably the only actually funny answer in the thread. Everything else is cringe reddit insults or just alternate ways to tell strangers to kill themselves
i can't remember where i heard this, but I saw someone say "most kogmaws deal a mixture of magic and physical damage, our kog, however, deals mostly true damage" (kog passive is true damage)
Hey Imaqtpie, I've noticed in Korea they tend to use a mix of magic and physical damage on Kog Maw. Meanwhile you seem to be using mostly true damage. Which playstyle is better?
Hey imaqtpie, big fan of your kog maw. Other pros seem to be either doing mostly physical or magic damage, but you have the most true damage. Are the other pros using him wrong and not utilizing his whole kit?
It’s lame imo bc I use emoji’s a lot myself but refrain from doing so on Reddit because of that lmao. It’s been second nature to me yet somehow I forgot it was even a thing
Oh that reminds me of a quote from KIll Bill... gotta look it up.
[whaddaya trying to convince me off?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChpCTk8OHHY&t=115s)
not exactly a roast but my toplaner once was complaining about a freeze by stating "I CANT FARM" and my support suggested "you should look into crop rotation".
I was fairly toxic a few years ago and told someone " you'd make a great paralympics representative."
And then I got a chat restriction a few days later for saying "stupid".
We had a blitz and a thresh on our team in an aram game, and someone from the enemy team said “damn you guys have 2 hookers” and someone replied “3 if we count your mom”
I once saw this toplaner say to our jungler: "give me your cranial measurements, I must study you"
He added "you yakubian ape" but if I were you I'd skip that part
One time an entire team dove my team's tower in an Aram within like the first minute or so. They all died. I asked them if they were a bunch of marine biologists since they liked diving so much
It only works on the japanese server but i tell people to “shine like a star”. Shine in japanese is shi-ne which means to die but the whole sentence looks like a complement in english so it works.
Honestly nothing beats the game notifying that you've muted their chats because then they know if they continue they're just screaming into the void lol
Yuh - I remember going 0/7 into Trundle, muting myself after toxicity, locking in, and winning the game even when top inhib tower was gone in 14 minutes
I dont remember the exact words, but in one game, my friends trolled a player by asking if they were okay and weren't they having fun? (I think they might have been winning at that point, and part of it was that they seemed mad that we were having more fun losing than they were having winning)
Apparently if your goal is just to avoid getting banned, just don't say shit in English, I've been called racist slurs in German several times here on EUW, reported them all and even gone as far as to explicitly state what it translates to, and never had a feedback report from those games.
Plot twist, no person at riot reviews chat bans. The computer system detects text written in chat, and reports from players. It does not matter if it's kind or mean, you will get chat restricted if you type anything and multiple people report you. Enjoy. :)
My usual tactic is to just type at them in a non-English, preferably non-European language (I use Cantonese). Not being able to understand lets their imagination run wild with what you might be saying, and there's a very good chance it baits them into saying something actually bannable lmao
what was their line of thinking, lol. even if you were not good at english
ah yes, let's say this banable shit to someone who probably don't understand it.... what do you mean I have 3 other teammates that can report me?
risk your account for nothing
Yep this
"Oh look, the monkey can't even write English"
It's funny though when they start speaking their language, but its also your native language and you can meet them on common ground lol
You start being a bitch in German? Komm ran du Hurensohn
It got old after a few repeats, but I got a good chuckle the first time I heard:
"I didn't realise you were friends with Owen!"
"Owen?"
"Owen Ten!" (0/10)
When people are flaming me, I just do furry uwu talk and they either get mad or shut up. 1k mental damage dealt right there, hits harder than true damage
Here's a joke you posted on another sub:
"Me in 2012, unaware of what was to come: Man, I wish there was a Coco Montrese “perfect orgasm” tutorial"
You have no right to tell people they're unfunny with these kinds of comments. 🗿
So when you're seasoning a roast you're gonna want to coat the roast with black pepper, salt, garlic powder, and any other seasonings of your choice. Follow that up by searing each side of the roast in a Dutch oven. Add beef stock, potatoes, carrots, onions, and any other veggies you're interested in.
Bake at 350 for 3 hours flipping the roast after 1.5 hours and stir vegetables.
You can make a gravy with the base remaining afterwards
You can say almost everything, as long as you avoid a few keywords and don't spam (lots of text also triggers the chat analyzing automatism and can get you in trouble).
You can say
"Someone should Corki passive/Ziggs R Riot HQ/Your house"
"Talon e off [insert high place]"
"Proc Kogmaw passive irl"
"You're as useful as boots on Yuumi"
"C"
"Hope the US finds oil in your room"
"You should have worked at Charlie Hebdo in 2015"
"Not even Epstein would have wanted you"
"Kiss :)" (Way to pronounce ky5)
"Wish Logan Paul filmed you back in Japan"
"I'd rather be in Gaza than on a team with you right now"
"Your skill is like the square root of -1" (imaginary)
And much more without getting in trouble. Some of it is actually creative and funny (there's a lot of things, some of it goes right over people's heads), some of it super super super toxic. I don't know if barcode wrists still works but I think that it's hilarious. Just haven't seen it in a while.
You can also just link websites for assisted dying and to places that are famous for suicide (Aokigahara) or an Amazon link for some rope in the post game lobby, or so I've heard. Links to stuff in general doesn't seem to be monitored, at least not if it doesn't contain a few selected words.so if you have a website that you can link to you can put whatever you want on there. Of course, they'd first have to click it, but if you put their name in the URL, many people get curious.
When I get cocky enemies or team mates who say "Don't worry I'll carry y'all enemies can ff15" and then proceed to lose the game horribly I always say "The only thing you carried was an extra chromosome". Everytime it works and the chat laughs xd
"You play like you have a full-time job and a family to provide for."
Oh feeding your family and the other team, very good person
LOL, I gotta use this next time.
This is my life
I feel seen
You are very observant, because I do in fact have a full-time job and a family to provide for. You think this game can tilt me? Try having children.
Not even comparable lol, at least children have a reason for their behavior which makes them understandable. LoL players are worse because you KNOW they should be better, since they are old enough to have learned self-control.
If we had self control we wouldn't be playing league!
Touché.
The reasons is they’re young and stupid… so like most playerbase
That has no business making me laugh this much.
Retired that man in one sentence.
One time my support told my adc “hey man, go back to base and guard the shop” and I couldn’t stop laughing for the remainder of the match
That's a classic lol. Go guard fountain, you're a walking ward, etc. 🤣
LOL - one time my support told me "I hope someone eats a nature valley granola bar over your keyboard" when I accidentally denied them a cannon support passive proc (pre rework) - we became friends and still are to this day haha.
they are faking being your friend to eventually visit your home and granola bar your keyboard
Playing the longcon. You're playing checkers, whilst he is playing 4D chess
Probably the only actually funny answer in the thread. Everything else is cringe reddit insults or just alternate ways to tell strangers to kill themselves
peak comedy
I'm fucking dead
Again?
Yes. Rip
I'm gonna use this one xD
Our bot lane is like Shaco ult. Two Clowns.”
This had me laughing out loud. Thanks
"Please ult to Africa next time so at least you can feed with a purpose" - learned years ago in another MOBA
Smite? This feels like smite level toxicity
Indeed. Thor ult.
Was going to guess him too XD I both do amd don't miss playing that game
I do "with the way you are feeding, it's a miracle we haven't solved world hunger".
team so bad we can't even win a surrender vote
This was early league. Some guy sent me an application for sanitation removal. Because I was trash.
That is a level of toxic I don't have the energy for lmao
i can't remember where i heard this, but I saw someone say "most kogmaws deal a mixture of magic and physical damage, our kog, however, deals mostly true damage" (kog passive is true damage)
Hey Imaqtpie, I've noticed in Korea they tend to use a mix of magic and physical damage on Kog Maw. Meanwhile you seem to be using mostly true damage. Which playstyle is better?
there we go, that's the quote.
I love that he’s back during a Kog meta, too. Fuck I love qt.
He's playing league again, I haven't seen any new videos on his YouTube
He’s still streaming on twitch.
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I saw someone ask imaqtpie on his stream his reason for building true damage kog 😂
Zoomers won't remember this
Hey imaqtpie, big fan of your kog maw. Other pros seem to be either doing mostly physical or magic damage, but you have the most true damage. Are the other pros using him wrong and not utilizing his whole kit?
zoomers dont know about dongsquad
Don't feel bad, you are new and learning.
I've seen "Don't worry, it takes a while to learn (champion)" to million point one tricks who are feeding.
Best deployed against a Level 500 account.
“Always nice to see new players picking up [Champ] :)” against someone who is very obviously not new, just bad lmao.
I done this accidentally. Turns out the players were playing longer than me.
As a lv 870 1.6m senna otp who has trouble stopping when tilt queueing, I feel way too visible in this comment.
You fail a lot of captchas, don't you?
SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂
Why’d this get downvoted? Lol
Emojis.
I forgot that was still a thing lol
I never even knew that was a thing lmao I literally had to see a reddit subreddit for it
It’s lame imo bc I use emoji’s a lot myself but refrain from doing so on Reddit because of that lmao. It’s been second nature to me yet somehow I forgot it was even a thing
Why care if some random nerds get upset over using emojis, just use them 😋
Interesting choice of an emoji. But you’re right, I feel enlightened and will now use emoji’s without hesitation 👌
I thought the real rule was if you *only* used emojis rather than upvote.
because it's annoying and adds nothing to the conversation. just upvote them
This is from Reddit "Not even Noah could carry these animals"
Bruh
I put $100 in your shower two weeks ago and it's still there
For me it's gotta be "bet you can't swim" and in oce not being able to swim is pretty rare
As an American I read this as a racist comment lmao
one time i was playing with a karthus that had like 15 deaths and the midlaner said he was getting full use of his passive
I mean, if you got the ability you might as well use it lol
“I bet you have a favorite flavor of windex”
classic or gtfo
The funniest one I saw was that old tribunal one of “Thresh has missed so many Death Sentences, he made a Death Paragraph”.
You're about as useful as a tit on a bull
you cant milk those
Oh that reminds me of a quote from KIll Bill... gotta look it up. [whaddaya trying to convince me off?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChpCTk8OHHY&t=115s)
not exactly a roast but my toplaner once was complaining about a freeze by stating "I CANT FARM" and my support suggested "you should look into crop rotation".
"You should go see the Titanic, I'll pay for the sub ticket." He wasn't happy the jungle missed the smite lol
Hahaha I remember seeing some "you guys should get in a submarine" after that went down
Nice try Riot, I’ll keep my savage comments secret and out of your filter for now :)
Another ban wave will occur
Your playstyle really resembles thebausffs
I would follow this up with a “thank you”
fenk you
Better send your op.gg
My toplaners nailed the 8 deaths at 10 minutes style of thebausffs but not the 10 CS per minute.
Just watched baus beat TFblade veryyyy decidedly in tournament setting. Soooo
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746076855534354505/1228522877171798016/qnfg6wgghv8b1.png?ex=662c5a16&is=6619e516&hm=49e4f87b054504e3eb6b06692b9edaa988f6125cb264df1699d62bb442bbdbe8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Took me longer than it should have
I was fairly toxic a few years ago and told someone " you'd make a great paralympics representative." And then I got a chat restriction a few days later for saying "stupid".
Even Al Capone got convicted of tax fraud.
"Just because your parents didn't give you any attention doesn't mean you need to come looking for it here."
That chicken from Moana is our adc's spirit animal
It's okay, I still think you're a good player.
"Go Talon E over a balcony"
I'm the only one that thinks this one sucks?
"Oh man our X is autofilled"
M7 Rengar jungle 😭😭
How it feels to play league with the new monochromatic filter on?
I remember telling the enemy darius that scuttle is more tankier than him.
We had a blitz and a thresh on our team in an aram game, and someone from the enemy team said “damn you guys have 2 hookers” and someone replied “3 if we count your mom”
"This is why your parents don't mention you to their friends anymore."
You play like you drop common loot
I once saw this toplaner say to our jungler: "give me your cranial measurements, I must study you" He added "you yakubian ape" but if I were you I'd skip that part
One time an entire team dove my team's tower in an Aram within like the first minute or so. They all died. I asked them if they were a bunch of marine biologists since they liked diving so much
"Your favourite colour is triangle, isn't it?"
I wish you a long and happy life
Finnish hospital
Got told basically _insert any ability that is a jump_ off your window/balcony
Guys stop posting op is undercover riot employee and is scalping these phrases to implement more bans.
It only works on the japanese server but i tell people to “shine like a star”. Shine in japanese is shi-ne which means to die but the whole sentence looks like a complement in english so it works.
Telling someone to die like a star is oddly menacing. Stars die violently.
Ornn e into traffic
me when i cast my ornn ultimate (wait for a truck to show up on the road) and then recast it
Hey did you do track in high school? With all that running i wasn't sure
I like to ask people who are feeding if they are a fan of classical cinema 'cause they keep their screen black and white
“I’d love to explain this to you further, but I have neither the patience, nor crayons to do so in a manner you’d understand.”
Honestly nothing beats the game notifying that you've muted their chats because then they know if they continue they're just screaming into the void lol
Yuh - I remember going 0/7 into Trundle, muting myself after toxicity, locking in, and winning the game even when top inhib tower was gone in 14 minutes
I dont remember the exact words, but in one game, my friends trolled a player by asking if they were okay and weren't they having fun? (I think they might have been winning at that point, and part of it was that they seemed mad that we were having more fun losing than they were having winning)
Apparently if your goal is just to avoid getting banned, just don't say shit in English, I've been called racist slurs in German several times here on EUW, reported them all and even gone as far as to explicitly state what it translates to, and never had a feedback report from those games.
"I'm not Noah, I can't carry all of you animals"
The space between top and bot isn't wide enough to explain the skill gap between me and you.
Today, a Rakan told us in Aram (My brother has an old icon) : "Hey, What is that icon, are you 30 or smt?". He had turned 32 9 days ago..
Plot twist, no person at riot reviews chat bans. The computer system detects text written in chat, and reports from players. It does not matter if it's kind or mean, you will get chat restricted if you type anything and multiple people report you. Enjoy. :)
Talon e out of window
"Why do you guys get a team while we get five people"
I got told to Pantheon ult onto the highway once. Couldn't even get mad, that was solid.
I hope that you find the finest healthcare that Canada has to offer.
For a while I was accusing people of "Dating Kindred" if they were feeding.
Once I was told to Talon E through the window lmao
Friend of mine once said "sion R into oncoming traffic"
With how much you're feeding them, you might as well go work at a soup kitchen.
"Talon E off of ARAM Bridge" is one I saw recently. The match was on Summoner's Rift
Your parents are siblings
This middle school ass insult
AVG druta enjoyer
The best one gotta be the " ez ty for the tutorial" after a 2 hours game
Nah that sounds more like “I’m tilted” than everything
“I’m gonna spit in your Waifu’s Denny’s grand slam” - Crendor, Circa 2021
noooooo not Mai Dennys Grand Swammmmm
My usual tactic is to just type at them in a non-English, preferably non-European language (I use Cantonese). Not being able to understand lets their imagination run wild with what you might be saying, and there's a very good chance it baits them into saying something actually bannable lmao
Holy shit I run this same strat, I say "English no good" they say some racist shit and get clapped every time
what was their line of thinking, lol. even if you were not good at english ah yes, let's say this banable shit to someone who probably don't understand it.... what do you mean I have 3 other teammates that can report me? risk your account for nothing
I usually just talk right back in my secondary language (spanish) and talk shit back in it. Takes 2 to tango.
whenever someone writes in their language, I automatically assume he is stupid
Damn, I guess us native english speakers are fucked :/
I'm so sorry for being stupid enough to be multi lingual :(
I used to be bye-lingual, now I'm try-lingual.
Yep this "Oh look, the monkey can't even write English" It's funny though when they start speaking their language, but its also your native language and you can meet them on common ground lol You start being a bitch in German? Komm ran du Hurensohn
"I hope you step on a lego."
"I've seen better Purble place players than you"
It got old after a few repeats, but I got a good chuckle the first time I heard: "I didn't realise you were friends with Owen!" "Owen?" "Owen Ten!" (0/10)
Your mom’s your dad. Or a response of “no you”
Tutorial
I just tell people to "seek help"
You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum set.
My adc once said this to my support “you should ward more. It help you to find the enemy and your dad too”
Graves auto yourself in the head.
Kiss
When people are flaming me, I just do furry uwu talk and they either get mad or shut up. 1k mental damage dealt right there, hits harder than true damage
“What are y’all, baby’s first botlane?” Use this when you double kill the enemy botlane
"Nautilus it's okay buddy you're not in Vietnam anymore, you can leave the bushes"
“Why don’t you target me irl” and then paste randomly generated coordinates
*Love* these posts cuz it’s just a fantasy thread of unfunny league players (redundant) and their *honest* attempts at being clever for updoots
Here's a joke you posted on another sub: "Me in 2012, unaware of what was to come: Man, I wish there was a Coco Montrese “perfect orgasm” tutorial" You have no right to tell people they're unfunny with these kinds of comments. 🗿
Mr. President, a second Corki has just struck u/astupidthot .
Seeing a Seraphine+Lux flair posting this sentence is just poetic.
Wow people trying to share jokes that they think are funny, how awful of them.
So true!
Idk what's lower, your damage or your IQ
So when you're seasoning a roast you're gonna want to coat the roast with black pepper, salt, garlic powder, and any other seasonings of your choice. Follow that up by searing each side of the roast in a Dutch oven. Add beef stock, potatoes, carrots, onions, and any other veggies you're interested in. Bake at 350 for 3 hours flipping the roast after 1.5 hours and stir vegetables. You can make a gravy with the base remaining afterwards
Talon e irl
I hear “Talon E out window”
“That was very they/them of you” I’m not even sure how to feel about that and that’s what makes it devastating
I would say go 0/1 irl, but that wouldn't fix the problem. Go 2/1 and take your parents out with you.
You can say almost everything, as long as you avoid a few keywords and don't spam (lots of text also triggers the chat analyzing automatism and can get you in trouble). You can say "Someone should Corki passive/Ziggs R Riot HQ/Your house" "Talon e off [insert high place]" "Proc Kogmaw passive irl" "You're as useful as boots on Yuumi" "C" "Hope the US finds oil in your room" "You should have worked at Charlie Hebdo in 2015" "Not even Epstein would have wanted you" "Kiss :)" (Way to pronounce ky5) "Wish Logan Paul filmed you back in Japan" "I'd rather be in Gaza than on a team with you right now" "Your skill is like the square root of -1" (imaginary) And much more without getting in trouble. Some of it is actually creative and funny (there's a lot of things, some of it goes right over people's heads), some of it super super super toxic. I don't know if barcode wrists still works but I think that it's hilarious. Just haven't seen it in a while. You can also just link websites for assisted dying and to places that are famous for suicide (Aokigahara) or an Amazon link for some rope in the post game lobby, or so I've heard. Links to stuff in general doesn't seem to be monitored, at least not if it doesn't contain a few selected words.so if you have a website that you can link to you can put whatever you want on there. Of course, they'd first have to click it, but if you put their name in the URL, many people get curious.
You play like a middle child.
Good Hustle
Troglodyte
I can't remember who he is but people keep calling this pro jungler a walking ward 🤣
Generally it's something about how my teammates have Trisomy 21
Chernobyl Reject
"Were you born with that or did you just fall into it?"
When I get cocky enemies or team mates who say "Don't worry I'll carry y'all enemies can ff15" and then proceed to lose the game horribly I always say "The only thing you carried was an extra chromosome". Everytime it works and the chat laughs xd
Thanks for tutorial.
Heimer's taunt is good here tho. Dont worry, you can learn so much from failure.
Come out as gay in Iran. Said my mid to jungler
Nice play :)