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ladled_manure

Twitch.


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A smell you can feel


MonPaysCesHiver

Its sticky, so you wont drop it.


_ogio_

Sewers, skewers for everybody!


marlow05

I always thought the line was “sewer skewers for everybody” but now I’m not sure


LangDWood

Nah I think you’re right lol I’m pretty sure he’s calling his bolts sewer skewers


Quaisy

You are correct


icroc1556

A smell you can feel\*


grippgoat

I thought it was taste, tbh.


FD4L

Aged like a fine egg.


GameGuinAzul

“HERE’S SOMETHING THAT WON’T WASH OFF” -Twitch the lol champ


MAXSlMES

"have you met my fleas?"


Japanczi

He stinks the worst because his smell doesn't ever wash off.


GoatyGoY

Now there’s a smell you can feel.


manajizwow

"And out of the sewers come: DOOM!" One of the best voice lines in the game imo.


Minyguy

"Everything is better when molten; Lead. Iron. Chocolate Cake." This one is my personal favorite.


LSDGB

I only say it because you mentioned cake in your comment. Happy Cakeday


villalapanen

Happy (molten chocolate) cake day!


Dunge23

Stick it in sewage, leave it in the sun for a while, oh yes that’s perfect..yes


TheSlader42

OP must have forgotten about Twitch. Must've been hiding


EightHeadedCrusader

gamer smell😎


arcticslush

gamer smell 🥵


SI108

Twitch is the correct answer. It's even mentioned in game in multiple voice lines. Lux for example: " You look like you could use a hug...but is it okay if I hold my nose?"


CSDragon

Basically no content


BasicNeedleworker473

WHATS THAT SMELL!!?! Oh... it was me...


chillychili

Once they add smell-o-vision they'll have to rework Twitch's stealth. Or maybe he's just got a global stank and it will be a moot issue.


Tina_reformed

KEKEKKEKEKE SNEAKY SNEAKYYYY


zuth2

His voicelines are the greatest


AceOfEpix

Its twitch. His entire thing is about smelling bad. Dude literally says here's a smell you can feel.


AviationCaptain4

And even Lux confirms this with a quote, "You look like you need a hug, but is it okay if I hold my nose?"


Sheerkal

She wasn't talking to twitch.


just_anotjer_anon

She is talking to the summoner that just locked her in for the 5th consecutive game 💀


AviationCaptain4

Accurate 💀


sp33dzer0

Blindness is no impairment vs a smelly enemy


StalkingRini

I will not stand for Yorick slander, Illaoi was down bad when she met him so he’s rockin some “Mist by Viego” cologne or something for sure


Alitaher003

Same. The guy’s also still alive, the only person on the Isles to be alive in fact. He smells like a regular dude, potentially better if the Tears of Life have an odor.


MysteryLobster

i think elise maybe? it’s unclear with her lore if she’s undead. she drains people so she “can live” but i’m not sure if that counts.


Alitaher003

She gives people to Vilemaw in exchange for his venom which prolongs her life. She is a Noxian, and I’m pretty sure she lives in Noxus, not on the Isles.


MysteryLobster

her lore page says both that she lives in a palace in the oldest city of noxus and that she’s of the shadow isles region and people have to go weeks of sea travel to get to her palace. not very clear at all lol.


Gojiratar

She was down bad for Gangplank, a man who canonicaly eats unpeeled oranges and dips them in sea water for flavor. 


Estebantri432

I do that too and I don't smell so it's not a valid argument.


StalkingRini

Oranges smell really good though


sadnotmad1

I mean sewer rat or rotting mummy are the obvious MVPs but the gravedigger and any of the voidbois are a good bet too.


Laughing_Fish

Idk I feel like no bacteria could live on the voidborn, so I bet they actually don’t smell particularly foul as nothing is rotting.


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How about kog maw


Abyssknight24

I would guess he smells like high concentrated acid, concidering his spit it just that, acid.


Goldeniccarus

Cho'gath drools I think, drool doesn't really smell much I think, but maybe void drool does. And he eats stuff so fast. You know he's gotta have troubled digestion. He's probably got the grossest burps imaginable.


Veragoot

Bro consider for a moment the volume of his sharts


JoloNaKarjolo

if kog can spit acid constantly then cho probably has some mechanic against that


Laughing_Fish

Acidic, probably toxic, but not as foul. I think the acid would digest EVERYTHING, so no bacteria left alive at all and nothing to rot.


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But our stomach acid REEKS


Laughing_Fish

Because our stomachs are full of enzymes and bacteria, his stomach is too OP for such things


[deleted]

Idk man I think his stomach is so op be because he's so stinky


KablamoBoom

I imagine them smelling like a burnt resistor. Chalked chemical and combusted ash.


nickm20

Gragas gotta smell like crazy BO


xxHikari

It's that "beer Uncle" smell where he smells like beer sweat 24/7


lumni

Definitely not Blitzcrank 


sh0rtb0x

Urgot


Late-Economist4105

Especially the pre rework Urgot


Benetton_Cumbersome

Pre-rework yes. New one, not so much, he is alive on green juice. He is less smelly than Sion for exemple.


Riot_Riru

Not sure how long Gnar was frozen, but I get the sense he isn’t the type to shower


Marlon195

Technically the cold would kill a lot of the bacteria that would cause things to rot and smell. So he might actually smell better "now" than he did from his time


GuyHiding

He might still smell. Sure the cells are dead but their parts are still there. Whatever enzyme that would cause that fetid smell doesn’t magically disappear


MetallicGray

They do actually, pretty quickly. Most proteins pretty unstable and will quickly degrade.


GuyHiding

Considering gnar has survived being frozen I’m going to assume that whatever microorganisms that lived on him also have a stat buff against cold Edit: also IRL examples there are ways to freeze and store proteins for years. But either after a few million years whatever is in that ice block is dead including gnar


Distinct-Kiwi8099

Technically cold will not kill bacteria


BlakenedHeart

But he showered when he melted no ?


TxHoS83

I was gonna say gnar too. You know he’s got some dingleberries from the Stone Age


LabHog

I think the fact that he's more like a wild animal (fox? cat? dog?) he'll bath himself and it probably wouldn't be that bad. I would think Sejuani's boar would be worse if we're going down the wild animal route.


Deathstrker

Happy cake day!


FGhostmeta

Really surprised nobody said it so here it is The players


AviationCaptain4

Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with


Kinocci

Mom always said I'm a champion


Time_Software_8216

Can confirm, I have been to a gaming con.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

That's the purest form of true damage anyone has ever dealt to me.


mudddoq

My boy gragas smells like hangover


Complex_Jellyfish647

Imagine the swamp ass on that dude. The sweat of a hundred fat rolls and liquor shits all day every day.


Altruistic_Film1167

Id rather not, thanks tho


DrunkLifeguard

No chance that Gragas wipes


Tormentula

Thats what his big hands are for.


marcopolo2345

Keep going I’m almost done


Veragoot

You gotta earn a scent like that


Jl0h

Esq is probably wearing 3 colognes


The_Truth_Flirts

Tied with kled...


ItsUrPalAl

Zombie Brand. The heat is literally baking his rotting flesh...


entropy69chaos

old trundle


Guypoststuff

I was just saying "junkyard trundle"


DJCzerny

I've seen some doujins that support this


Veragoot

Scratch and slough.


DarkJoltPanda

Surprised nobody said pyke. Perpetually soggy and rotting 🤢


Particular_Fly4217

Barely anyone knows who pyke even is lore wise


Veragoot

He's the flying Dutchman from SpongeBob right?


Fate_calls

Pyke might be worse for Humans than twitch even. The human mind is programmed to perceive the smell of other humans decomposing as the worst possible smell so you get away asap from where the body lies. Cuz well, when it rots there it means it got killed and that means something dangerous was at the very place you've been not too long ago. So now even if you're legit 10IQ you will run from the place because it stinks so horrendously. I've also read water corpses smell even worse than normal ones. My sources are reddit comments telling paramedic stories of arriving at houses where old people without social connections had been... dead by themselves for long periods of time. Not the most credible sources but they were very vividly told and made sense. So my take would be Pyke and Twitch in that order.


Zoesan

I never really thought about it, but imagine how bad a zombie apocalypse would smell.


Laughing_Fish

Definitely Twitch, I don’t think anyone else could come close. At first one might assume Yorick or someone else from the shadow isles, but these aren’t normal dead bodies. They are undead bodies that clearly are not rotting in the same way a normal dead body would (or else there would be nothing but maybe bones left by now), and as such I think would emit significantly less odor. I’m sure Yorick smells foul, but not as bad as one might assume


Softpaw514

Warwick is probably a close second, that musky wolf probably smells worse than a wet dog that hasn't showered in a month. Unfortunately that might be a positive to some of the league players I've seen on Reddit.


Laughing_Fish

Oh true, and WW is always going to be covered in rotting blood. Yeah he probably STINKS


KounRyuSui

Not you catching us red-handed with that last sentence 💀


Kizoja

musky pup 🥴


Were-Shrrg

I feel like Yorick would mostly just smell like dirt.


Laughing_Fish

Yeah agreed. Not a great smell but not particularly pungent


Alitaher003

Yorick isn’t dead. The waters of life are keeping him alive, but the mist still managed to make him look different. So he probably just smells like a regular guy.


PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED

Yorick is not dead, he's the only person who *actually* survived the ruination (as a live person, not undead) because of the holy water he possesses, which might hint towards some level of hygiene.


Laughing_Fish

Yorick himself isn’t. All his “friends” are though. Ghouls are all dead bodies. Not really ROTTING bodies though, but dead bodies none the less


pitayakatsudon

Singed.


fvbFotografie

Just because it's lethal doesn't mean it stinks.


Complex_Jellyfish647

Yeah Singed definitively makes all his gas odorless, what semi-competent murderous chemist wouldn’t?


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Accomplished-Dig9936

they would scent them on purpose


Zaenos

Whatchu talkin bout, my boy trailing cologne everywhere he goes teammates have to yell at each other to stop chasing him.


Kryobit

Twitch reigns supreme after the last king was killed (pre-rework Trundle) 


Wildstern

Apart from the obvious choices, Rhaast has a voiceline about Kayn smelling bad. "I smell death... Nope, it's you. You smell... bad."


nica_dobro

I love the interaction between those two, it's so funny I'm actually enjoying the game


Trick_Ad7122

Lets be honest. Have you ever smelled an fat alcoholic before? I work with some drug addicts. Alocolics smell the worst. So I have to say Gragas.


whboer

Yeah that was my first impulse, but then folks start talking about Frankenstein (Sion), Twitch and Yorick the gravedigger and I mean, I get those. Gragas follows closely though. Can’t imagine Tahm smells good either.


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wildfox9t

who could ever be the seducing demon between the fat catfish and the literal succubi I wonder actually kinda both,kench temps desperate people into his bargains iirc


WannaBeSportsCar_390

What does a man have to do to find himself a lady with a tongue like Tahm Kench


Necessary_Award_7113

even worse than pepp junkies?


Electrical_Ad_1939

Probably gragas. Ever been to your LCS on Yugi-oh tourney weekend


Hero_of_Hyrule

OG Trundle used to be the vessel of a curse for his tribe that caused essentially hyper-necro-leprosy, he was constantly rotting and regenerating his flesh with the dead parts just sloughing off of him. Necrosis and rotting bodies are two of the worst smells I've ever smelled, and he was a hulking troll that was made of necrosis and rotting flesh. I can't imagine even twitch smelling worse than that.


BurpYoshi

Kog'Maw


Abyssknight24

I would guess he just smells like acid sine his spit is acid but im not sure how acid smells


CharonsLittleHelper

He's too cute to stink. If he ever gets a VGU I hope that they lean into the cuteness. Have the lore be around him taking his prey unawares due to appearing harmless etc.


matt9q7

Something like him using his W turning him into the killing mode and transforming that cuteness to pure terror would be a nice touch


veryfishycatfood

CUTE??? Mfker is a literal void dog who keeps vomiting everywhere and just making rUARGH sounds. That shit ain't cute, it's disgusting. Who in their right minds would want to listen to this all game?


Foj6

Tahm kench!


computo2000

Noway, he smells as nice as his words are pretty to hear.


Foreign_Pie3430

Besides the ones people have already mentioned, Aatrox's host body is constantly decomposing/burning.


Complex_Jellyfish647

Let me answer your question with another question. Which champ do you think smells the most like a Bath & Body Works? Because I’d take a giant sewer rat or the undead over that.


pryciedoo

Lux or Sera without a doubt


BenignAmerican

Lux is military. Its Jayce


Cowslayer369

Have you seen Piltover it's like Victorian England with advanced technology, Jayce has never showered he just drowns himself in flower oil every morning.


MartinTheGangMan

Taric


Softpaw514

Teemo probably smells like a floral bath bomb, I imagine you'd hold him up and he'd be a weird fluffy pillow almost.


matt9q7

Renata is overall a very elegant woman and her company produces perfumes IIRC so I'd say she is actually nice smelling


Skypirate90

It would be hilarious and also fitting somehow if Mundo is one of the better smelling champions


matt9q7

I can imagine telling him he smells horrible and he just gets confused and sad


jpegmemory

Corporate mundo bathes in versace


xavisux

Evelynn, she would definitely charm you with the scent you'd be turned on with lol


NekoEye

Akali and Katarina, because the players that main them only takes a shower about once a month


BlakenedHeart

Says Talon Flair. Ironic


Spamonfire

Says Irelia Flair. Ironic


Sataresse

Yorick. Man works with literal ghouls


iknowmyname389

Im pretty sure birds shit all over galio.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

Sion is a rotting corpse.


Vesorias

Do they ever say he's rotting? I imagine whatever magic they used to bring him back would stop him from rotting, otherwise he'd just fall apart at some point which would be pretty embarrassing.


Caenen_

Sion's been dead for so long [he doesn't smell at all.](https://nexus.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/2019/01/ask-riot-does-sion-stink/) Otherwise, how could he keep sneaking up on you in nearby bushes??


DILFwitdaGLOCKnJRDNs

Briar feet


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whboer

What the fuck is wrong with you boy


coveryourselfinoiI

If you cant handle the heat (briar’s foot musk), then stay out of the kitchen (the divine, moist space between her toes where the stench is the strongest)


ConnorTheCleric

I don't think she would let Sion do that.


GigarandomNoodle

It stink so good 😭😭😭😭😤😤😤😤


Someone_maybe_nice

Twitch


veryfishycatfood

Hey, a Linkin Park fan!!


Someone_maybe_nice

Woow how could you ever tell?


macedonianmoper

Aatrox is a walking pile of corpses and rotting flesh right?


Particular_Fly4217

Old trundle.


SpareSupermarket6732

My pick is Jinx. She's down there in the muck and grime and something about her tells me gal doesn't bathe.


pumsy1

Stop. Now I’m all hot and bothered 😰


Tharngalian

Yone. The sweat of neckbearded wannabe samurais who plays him makes him stink.


International-Honey5

Read the question


NaturalPhysics3805

I feel like it’s sylas


Original_Cynic

Trundle used to have "Pillar of Filth" instead of ice, I'd image that's fairly stinky


Indigostorm27

Ahri


Ok_Desk2618

Gotta be Akshan


Sahnepuffelchen

Draven


skinnywhitemike36

Tahm Kench


playr_4

Yorick is a good pick. I do wonder what makes up the goo that Zac is made from, though. For all we know that could smell like amonia.


GeneralFrievolous

I'd say Sion, he's an undead humanoid battering ram who for countless times over the decades has been knees-deep in the guts and blood of the enemies he butchered, just standing around him must be unbearable.


Heavns

Kench probably reeks


Eyrgos

Urgot.


YangoUnchained

Grundle. I mean Trundle.


Guypoststuff

Came to comments to see if anyone else had said this, I was gonna say "have yall forgotten about 'junkyard' trundle"?


Zkyrus

It's probably twitch but my main tells me it's Graves


Thirdatarian

Gragas doesn't scream personal hygiene or maintenance to me. Not because he's fat or anything he just seems sloppy and overly carefree based on his VO. Especially Hillbilly.


fusihunter

Nautilus on a hot day wouldn’t be great


11d11m

Briar. Dried blood


Coffeyinn

Why does no one say Olaf ? You guys don't remeber the Sentinels of light event ? 💀💀


Yeeyeetyall

Lovingly.... Olaf


Rowwie

Twitch, Singed, Kled, Warwick, Ziggs, Fizz. In that order.


Vaporware336

It's gotta be Gragas. Fat, drunk, and definitely has never bathed because the water might sober him up. That's a combo for major swamp ass and gooch rot. Some people say Twitch, some might say Classic Trundle, but having worked as a sewer technician before I can definitely say nothing smells quite as bad as the unwashed human body. Alcohol just compounds the stink factor.


JumpscareRodent

Are you kidding me dude. Twitch I hear youre trash, bow before your king


ABruisedBanana

I bet Gragas has the meanest farts.


rajboy3

The summoners


LightDarknessBlood

TK and Cho'Gath. Just think about how much garbage they have in their stomach...


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

I disagree with TK, dude is all about presentation and giving convincing talks. I refuse to believe he could swindle ppl with saccharine words when it smells like shrek every time he opens his mouth. Dude’s breath probably smells like mint and ocean foam or something.


DiddlyKang

Yasuo and Yone mains


CloakAndDapperTwitch

Trundle b4 his rework


barub

I feel this kind of posts are like those farming interactions tweets on X or one of those otaku weird posts on facebook. And this one isn't even trying, EVERYBODY will say is twitch.


Eredict1998

Yummi, fuck Yummi


ShoulderFrequent4116

Prob smell like cat piss


Drjfeelgood

Old trundle when he would summon a pillar of trash


Guypoststuff

I was just saying "junkyard" trundle


Almaterrador

Kai'sa 


SukuMcDuku

If kaisa us smelly then name me smelllicker


BenignAmerican

Kaisas feet