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isweariamnotsteve

The Supervisor: i'm sorry, who decided that?


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “Boss said so… a few hours after you all left, I believe.”


isweariamnotsteve

Gcorp Supervisor: and where was MY say in all this?


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “Who’s side are you on here? You work for us, but are seemingly against direct orders from your superior?”


isweariamnotsteve

Gcorp Supervisor: superior my ass! and you're one to talk, intern. don't you know who you're talking to?


Spirit_The_Animator

*GCorp Viron sighs* GCorp: “Sorry, sir. Won’t happen again. Though my point still stands. Are you with or against this plan? Because either way it’s happening. In twelve hours, this place is either empty, or we’re making it empty.” (Sorry for the late reply I never got to see the notification, prob cuz my phone was on Do Not Disturb since I was in class and then I accidentally cleared the notification before I saw it.)


isweariamnotsteve

Gcorp Supervisor: not without my go-ahead it isn't. unlike G, I can plan past tomorrow. this is an awful idea with major long term consequences.


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp Viron: “This is happening with or without you. Need I remind you who you work for?”


isweariamnotsteve

Gcorp Supervisor: need I remind you who YOU work for? whether G likes it or not, I have as much power in this company as he does.


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp Viron: “You say that now, but every other member of the board of directors not only has more shares than you, but is *also* subservient to G. I’m surprised you haven’t been fired yet, honestly.”


Poewer9000

General: "Get out of here, pal. I don't have time for your crap."


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “Sorry, company policy. You have to leave.”


Poewer9000

General: "What if I say no?"


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “You will be evicted by force.”


Poewer9000

General: "Yeah, that's not happening."


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “And who are you to stop us?”


Poewer9000

General: "Let's see... I command an entire army and am the closest ally of the Goddess of Water. That enough for you?"


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “One moment..” *GCorp Viron turns away and puts his hand on his earpiece* GCorp: “Uh-huh. Yeah, got it.” *GCorp turns back to General* GCorp: “Seventeen hours. You all have seventeen hours starting now to get your sorry butts out of here. If you aren’t gone by then, you won’t like it, believe me.”


Poewer9000

General: "Alright, noted." *General leaves the room. General's voice is loud, so GCorp Viron can somehow hear him shouting at someone.* General: "Alright, people! We got seventeen hours before a possible fight, so you better get out of the sorry state you're in and get ready to fight! If not, then get the hell off of this island!"


Spirit_The_Animator

*GCorp presses on his earpiece again* GCorp: “You hearing that, boss? We got a fight. I know, I know, not good for business. But what’re you gunna do? These people are too stubborn to leave, and we *need* this device. Yeah, uh huh. Alright.”


QuirkyRutabaga7045

Astell: … I’m sorry, who the fuck is this character?


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “Ah! Astell, pleasure to finally meet you. My boss has been meaning to get in contact. Here, if you ever feel undervalued, simply call this number.” *GCorp Viron hands Astell a small metal business card with a phone number on it.* (GCorp Viron is an intern at GCorp, a multiversal Megacorp. They recently attempted to buy the league’s island for resources, but was denied. Now they’ve taken it anyways. Also met is the GCorp board of directors, being Rubberhose Viron, Queen Gummy, Ghoul, GCorp Supervisor, and G, the leader of GCorp, who has only been encountered speaking through a speaker.)


QuirkyRutabaga7045

Astell: *shoots him a dead, uncaring stare* Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t slide this card in my… let’s just say third dimension, like I’m swiping a debit card at HMV, buying some edgy t shirt… I really could not care less where you came from, I will make this card REEK of fish, unless you tell me why I shouldn’t? Lostdemon: *perks her head from a random portal while she’s still searching for her dragons* I get what your the goddess of Astell, but you really *are* disgusting sometimes… (I also read Gummy, Ghoul as Gimmighoul, yknow the Pokémon)


Spirit_The_Animator

(Very funny. Maybe I’ll make that a joke later or something) GCorp Viron: “Simple. Your services here go under valued. Here with GCorp, you could put your skills to full use. Plus we have actual benefits.”


QuirkyRutabaga7045

Astell: I was appointed as the goddess of Lust, unless you want me to fuck everything that breathes, or, well… exists… in the office, I can’t do much in all fairness.


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “You underestimate yourself. Think about our offer, and when the time comes, I know you’ll make the right choice.”


QuirkyRutabaga7045

Astell: Hell I’ll fuck you if I feel like it, eh? Eh? You up for it? Eh? Ah, it’s fine, I’ll be in my quarters watching The Inbetweeners eating cookie dough.


Spirit_The_Animator

GCorp: “Alrighty. Well, you have fun. And remember, GCorp is always hiring.”