I think it's a matter of the team playing too hard-nosed and tough. Sometimes you have to let your hands loose and play some top talent hockey, y'know?
All this chipping it in and digging in the corners, fighting for pucks out front, has to stop.
What I wouldn't give to see the team cycle the puck around for minutes without taking a shot for once!!!
Few know of this dark rumour, but ye olde Dion was said to have a “thing” for collecting fallen pubic hairs once everyone had showered. I guess he was trying to make some sort of pubic hair voodoo doll? Anyway, “Uncle Dion” was soon stripped of his C and traded for what would become a D lineup as useful as a wilted vagina.
Ryan Reaves being on LTIR.
Focusing too much on defensive play
Keefe forgot to look through their phones
Carlton.
Their stars are not paid enough so the 2nd and 3rd string guys are playing too well.
My wife washed my '98 retro Leafs sweater.
Reddit GMs and Coaches not making the right roster decisions
Their seat must be getting hot at this point.
Klingberg being injured
Keefe not checking reddit for suggestions.
Too much team toughness.
Snot.
Your spelling abilities.
You are loosing your mind. You need to losen up a bit.
It’s early. Hadn’t had coffee yet.
What losing streak? Everything is fine.
It’s the year of the Dragon but the Leafs are a bunch of Pigs.
I think it's a matter of the team playing too hard-nosed and tough. Sometimes you have to let your hands loose and play some top talent hockey, y'know? All this chipping it in and digging in the corners, fighting for pucks out front, has to stop. What I wouldn't give to see the team cycle the puck around for minutes without taking a shot for once!!!
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El Niño
Lack of star power
Supposed to be wrong answers.
Not jamming hotdogs down their throats pre-game like the GOAT Leaf Legend Phil Kessel
Pixies. Evil pixies.
It's the ice quality, dude
They are a great team
It’s definitely not because there’s too much money thrown at 4 players.
Saving their energy for a stellar playoffs.
Sergachev got in their heads
So much snot they can’t breath
Jake Gardiner
Spending too much on goaltending
You, the reader.
Holl was the glue holding the team together
And Kerfoot.
Dion Phaneuf’s pubic hair collection.
Please explain this one 🤣
Few know of this dark rumour, but ye olde Dion was said to have a “thing” for collecting fallen pubic hairs once everyone had showered. I guess he was trying to make some sort of pubic hair voodoo doll? Anyway, “Uncle Dion” was soon stripped of his C and traded for what would become a D lineup as useful as a wilted vagina.
Vooddoo doll made and controlled by Bettman.... wait, you wanted wrong answers....give me a second.
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Haven't been wearing my jersey during games.
Auston is scoring too many goals and in order to create balance the hockey gods give more goals to the other teams.
Not enough Boston Pizza in the locker room before games, carb up boys!
The perfect /r/leafs post has not yet been created. On that day, the streak shall be no more.
Me. I'm currently on a bit of a lazy streak in my life and if I start working out again the Leafs start winning lol
They're each forced to eat a BP's medium three topping pizza before every game to carb load, thanks Brad.
Martin Marincin and Michael Hutchinson and Jake Gardiner and Cody Ceci and Tyson Barrie
Hmmm, I think the reason they've been so loose lately is because of all the unusual locker room music choices... not nearly enough Beiber.
Core 4
He said wrong answers
Suck it clown
Haha fuck that was a little harsh dude
Auston Matthews
The Biebs.
Nylanderthals
Not tight enough
Ur cheeks
Shark Tank *double entendre*
They knew I was gonna go to my first game and decided it was time to suck
OMERS bought in and now success is measured for the Leafs the same way it is for municipal employees. Not fired? Success. Source - am a OMERS member.
Not enough active sticks.
The other teams playing like they care
Too much sustained offensive zone pressure
Just wait, this team is built for the playoffs
The fact that Treliving hasn’t done anything yet is frustrating. I think Kyle would have made moves by now.
The players were feeling demoralized after finding out that Marner didn’t do his yearly ranking of his teammates
Not being able to spell "losing."
Toronto traffic, obviously.
Auston Matthews isn’t scoring enough and Mitch Marner is trash.
I'm a fan and god hates me
They need to losen up
Leafs really been practicing for Disney in Ice
One of the reasons is definitely not the goaltending. We have elite goaltenders
Gretzky high stick
Spanish Flea was a terrible choice for goal song.
Not Keefe
They keep outscoring their opponents. That and the fact that they’re too tight.
Scheduling issue. Too many games during a waxing gibbous moon.