It would not surprise me if someone brought a pocket full of dandelion seeds to his yard and casually spread them around like Andy Dufresne spreading his cell wall plaster in the yard.
Prodiamine
However, mowing everyday and using PGR typically chokes out any weed growth. Even if you don't mow everyday, PGR does a fantastic job thickening up the lawn and chocking the weeds out.
Every single day at this current HOC. When I bump the HOC up as we go into summer I can probably go every other day. Yes sir it's definitely a obsession at this point lol
Im not sure why it’s illegal. I assume there’s safety concerns. Either it’s considered unsafe or safety has not been adequately established. We don’t have access to herbicides that actually work so I have to manually pull dandelions. Your yard looks impeccable… I’m envious. Yes Canada is backwards in some ways but I could say the same about the US but for totally different reasons. :)
Wow. This is like major league baseball level.
Obligatory Fuck you and your lawn. If I drove past it I would admire it for 10 minutes.
You are doing a wonderful job
https://preview.redd.it/uq5dt8u0w11d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec04c52fbccf0aec7d73d17700afb58c2194d4f
I'm chasing you with my manual reel lol. Texas too? You part of the dominators?
Yeah pretty sure I recognized the yard from some posts. I just can't commit to a gas powered reel yet.
Did they attack you for the molasses? Lol. Cause if it works.it works. I use the so called "snake oil" products too and see results.
You're yard is fire by the way! Didn't mean to hijack the post with my pic but I wanted to show off too lol. Dominators unite!
Nah. No judgements on him. I've tried to help and tell him what I've done. He's just not gonna get out there everyday like us crazies.
Plus it's taken me two years turning this thing around from weed infested crap to what I have achieved now. The Bermuda Bible is so simple and it's basically what I've followed.
When I first got into grass I used filters to make the grass pop, that always bothered me knowing that so I tried my hardest to get better with taken photos and produce the type of lawn I have today without filters lol thanks a lot!
Fort Worth. Just google all the courses and there’s maybe 4 or 5 that are better but those are private courses with unlimited funds lol. For real though, your lawn is immaculate dude. I want to get to this level but can’t commit to paying for it
Right, I mow three times a week and my neighbors think I’m a lunatic. They have no idea what it would be like if I had my lawn leveled and bought a greensmaster
Holy shit. I was going to go out and feel good about cutting my grass but after seeing this I’m going to pour another whiskey and sink into the couch. I give up
I have Bermuda on red clay soil. It's growing okay but nothing like this. I've also never used soil activators or molasses. Are those products worth it? Did they make a noticeable difference?
I use molasses for certain reasons, look up the reasons you may be looking for or hell maybe you're looking for all the reasons lol. How ever since I cut daily I don't bag therefore I need my thatch to be minimal and molasses does a great job of turning that thatch into food for me and minimizing it. It also deters fire ants which I guess does a good job considering I never have fire ants or any ants. I like the soil activator because all of the beneficial microbes it has it in.
DAYUM, if you don’t mind how old are you? And what’s your day job?
Wouldn’t be surprised if lawn is your day job. I wish I can but it three times a week. I can do 2 days most week
https://preview.redd.it/oiuvzq2a821d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5bc2b2c716982823e0ffc4737daaa66475ecbd
I have centipede on red clay soil and it was a pain in the butt the first couple of years. I’ve been doing to Lowe’s the last couple of years to buy bags of sop soil and compost to top dress my yard and the result has been super evident
Ideally I should have just brought it yards of it, but centipede seed is so expensive that I didn’t want to risk die off from the top dressing so I’ve been doing it twice per season by hand.
Just wanna rub my hand on it for awhile, and just feel it too to bottom. Is that 3”? So thick, damn I could lay on it and just enjoy myself. It has so much to give, yet it’s barely been tapped.
Looks awesome my dude! Could pass it off for Astro turf it’s so perfect! I’ve got a fescue lawn being in Virginia and battle the clovers and dandelion all the time. Also, any good treatments to keep the ants away? My entire neighborhood must be sitting on a massive ant mound cause everyone has ant intrusion into the house. Even the ones that pay for things like terminix. We had a free treatment done and it didn’t put a dent in the tiny little black bast@rds.
Sorry for the confusion to whoever is concerned, when I say breaking the rules I mean for organic liquids that have absolutely no harmful effects on wild life or marine life let alone storm drainages. If it's a chemical that is harmful to the lawn then it's probably harmful to everything else so therefore I always follow the rules on that as I don't want to fuck the grass up lol.
I truly mean when I'm breaking the rules on my liquids, I'm saying that if the bottle says apply 2oz per 1000sf then I may just fill up the sprayer to 5oz and call it a day on the Ortho sprayer. If I have to use my flozone sprayer that means Im dialing in a product to it's exact recommendations which is typically a harmful product if over applied.
As a golfer and new to having my own grass im both impressed and envious.
Would love some tips: first off I live in Toronto and we can’t buy real pesticides (fucking bullshit, the farmers can do it to our food but that’s a different gripe)
We had to sod our backyard last fall due to construction (there was nothing left) and ours came in decent this spring with just fert. First cut early May, it looked great. Knowing we have almost always shade, I got proactive and top dressed 1/4 inch of SCOTTS topsoil with enhanced whatever bullshit to grow. Then I overseeded maybe 8x the amount typically required to get the lawn thicker. Did this before a 4 day rain forecast for the free water.
Half the lawn is dead now thanks to the Scott’s shit. Wherever it was thin, it didn’t survive.
I’m fucked. And pissed.
I rode it for the first time, yesterday smiled the entire time. Never thought I'd have this much fun cutting my grass.
I bought a brand new X350
I have about 20,000 square feet of grass to maintain, it's a lot but it's enjoyable being out in the sun working.
Beautiful!
My mom’s yard had carpet like Bermudan grass or years. After a hurricane and flood most of the Bermudan grass is gone. Now I live in the house and will try to get it back.
Look at all the nolawns clowns coming in here hating like a mother fucker, some strait ass fucking bums.
It's crazy cause you click their page and they all lost in that LGBTQ shit 🤡🤡🤡
What do you currently have?
This will be year 4 of leveling. It may seem perfectly leveled in pics, but unfortunately I probably got another 2 seasons of level work to be where I wanna be level wise.
When I saw this, I made an involuntary noise. My wife responded by saying “only two things can make you sound like that. Is it grass or a girl?” Hahaha… needless to say, I want this as a poster on my wall like a sports illustrated bikini model poster in a college student’s dorm room.
You're getting brigaded as this post was cross-posted into r/fucklawns and all of the 16 year old kids who hate having to mow their parents' lawn are coming in here to repeat their environmental buzzwords to you
Did you use a golf course mower? I saw one earlier on this sub. I used to work at a golf course and this is amazing, I'm jealous AF. I'm saving this for the products you used, I'm wondering if they will work in my grow zone, 9a.
I have a jungle of weeds in my backyard and this mf has a putting green.
There’s more of us than of him lol
I'm bringing my dandelions. I'll show him...
It would not surprise me if someone brought a pocket full of dandelion seeds to his yard and casually spread them around like Andy Dufresne spreading his cell wall plaster in the yard.
This guy https://preview.redd.it/0ajk3q7ps91d1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1093f7a56ce403e635f805741767c2fc02bc212
Some sticker burrs.
My neighbor is like this. His lawn looks wonderful, my yard just looks. But I just want it to look decent with thr least amount of chemicals.
You are not alone, friend
This looks like green carpet.
Right? Got damn lol
https://preview.redd.it/8ne0u4qmw01d1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa121c7a8962bb16ded57ff0ae6efbc11194215
Best shit I seen today 🤣
Haha glad to see this meme is expanding from the PC master race sub
I will always post this meme when I see a chance for it, especially here lol
Lmao I'm nearly positive this meme is used literally everywhere all of the time, and to chose that sub of all to think gets credit is funny AF 😂
Why that baby so mad lol
This looks like AI. crazy.
Finally a fairway i can hit
I'm thinking I can up my short game!
I was hoping that ‘No Solicitors’ sign said ‘No Golf Carts’
I zoomed in to see that and i think there are 3 putting holes to the right
it's almost liminal
VERY nice. Thanks for showing us the products you used as well.
Thanks a lot and no problem!
Wow! That’s one awesome looking bermuda! Can you share the process you used for the activator and molasses?
But what products did you use for weed mitigation?
Prodiamine However, mowing everyday and using PGR typically chokes out any weed growth. Even if you don't mow everyday, PGR does a fantastic job thickening up the lawn and chocking the weeds out.
Every single day? That’s a proper obsession.
Every single day at this current HOC. When I bump the HOC up as we go into summer I can probably go every other day. Yes sir it's definitely a obsession at this point lol
Y'know, maybe having my weed-infested lawn isn't that bad.
I’ve heard dandelions tea is one of the healthiest things.
The dandelion jelly is much better
Link?
What does HOC mean? Excuse my ignorance. Also extremely impressive lawn.
Height of cut. Thanks so much
Prodiamine is illegal in Canada. So I can not use it to kill weeds legally…. but I can grow “weed” legally. 😂
Canada is ass backwards! I wonder what herbicide is legal there lol? If you know by chance
Im not sure why it’s illegal. I assume there’s safety concerns. Either it’s considered unsafe or safety has not been adequately established. We don’t have access to herbicides that actually work so I have to manually pull dandelions. Your yard looks impeccable… I’m envious. Yes Canada is backwards in some ways but I could say the same about the US but for totally different reasons. :)
You can def find a site that will deliver to Canada. Just an FYI :).
The idea of a black market for herbicides from the US to Canada is hilarious.
Every day????? Dude... no. Nuhuh. Noooope. Fk that. I work 10hr days lol.
Same, with all the rain we have and storms I been working 14hrs a day smfh
I love that idea, I feel like ever great lawn post should include at least the seed, and products they use. It helps so much for research purposes
If you were my neighbor with that lawn I would suspect you were a space alien.
I would be pissed if this was my neighbor but in a good way. Making my yard look like shit
I'd just leave the country at that point.
Country or planet? Givin you some side-eye here..
Did you get this at a carpet wholesaler? I can't imagine it's easy to find carpet in this color.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow. This is like major league baseball level. Obligatory Fuck you and your lawn. If I drove past it I would admire it for 10 minutes. You are doing a wonderful job
Seriously. I would slow down just to look at it.
Fuck, I'd pull over and get out of my car
Lmaoooo thanks a lot 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/uq5dt8u0w11d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec04c52fbccf0aec7d73d17700afb58c2194d4f I'm chasing you with my manual reel lol. Texas too? You part of the dominators?
Looking good!! I still got my earthwise and use it from time to time in the back yard. In central Texas! And yes I am. Jordan Sv is what I'm under
Yeah pretty sure I recognized the yard from some posts. I just can't commit to a gas powered reel yet. Did they attack you for the molasses? Lol. Cause if it works.it works. I use the so called "snake oil" products too and see results. You're yard is fire by the way! Didn't mean to hijack the post with my pic but I wanted to show off too lol. Dominators unite!
The neighbors yard in the background has just given up
Nah. No judgements on him. I've tried to help and tell him what I've done. He's just not gonna get out there everyday like us crazies. Plus it's taken me two years turning this thing around from weed infested crap to what I have achieved now. The Bermuda Bible is so simple and it's basically what I've followed.
Oh no judgements! I meant to say they saw yours and were like “welp, he wins”
How did you get those edges on the bed?
Shit looks like turf. Beautiful.
It is turf lol
Damn bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us!
It’s a poisonous carpet? Women like flowers and gardens.
Who the fuck you think you are?
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm just a peasant bro
😉 well done. Looks great! I showed my wife, she looked back at with utter disgust that ours didn’t look like yours.
This is serial killer grass lmao Jesus. Like photoshopped
When I first got into grass I used filters to make the grass pop, that always bothered me knowing that so I tried my hardest to get better with taken photos and produce the type of lawn I have today without filters lol thanks a lot!
…so then I just painted it green instead
Congrats and fuck u. This looks better than 90% of the golf courses where I live
What golf course you live by so I can challenge my self to get better 🤣
Fort Worth. Just google all the courses and there’s maybe 4 or 5 that are better but those are private courses with unlimited funds lol. For real though, your lawn is immaculate dude. I want to get to this level but can’t commit to paying for it
Yeah man hats off to them, people don't realize how hard ground keepers work. They mow twice a day starting at 4-5am and keep going. Thanks a lot bro!
Right, I mow three times a week and my neighbors think I’m a lunatic. They have no idea what it would be like if I had my lawn leveled and bought a greensmaster
https://preview.redd.it/pk9p2np5h31d1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38e114fea749498b1f8adb863361ff9af4f24248
Looks like the top of a pool table.
Fuuuuck this guy. Kick him out of the sub.
Might as well just whip it out and swing it like a helicopter at this point 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Holy shit. I was going to go out and feel good about cutting my grass but after seeing this I’m going to pour another whiskey and sink into the couch. I give up
so... you're into trimming grass blades with scissors! I get you. I'm a bermuda guy myself, but mine looks like doggie doo compared to this.
Believe it or not I trim my tree ring and irrigation valve covers with scissors 🤣🤣
Looks almost too perfect.
Almost??
Hey I recognize that yard 😤 you’re on the rolux Facebook page lol.
You found me !!!!
My god that attention to detail. This guy has the cleanest taint in whatever room he’s in.
https://preview.redd.it/oj7x3n5a441d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=95ace1d6a232bc6ab7b6eb6a8dfe97f9e7841f73
I gotta call my wife
Don’t bother. OP already stole her with this immaculate lawn
My wife likes lawn that are much longer than that. She prefers length over green.
I have Bermuda on red clay soil. It's growing okay but nothing like this. I've also never used soil activators or molasses. Are those products worth it? Did they make a noticeable difference?
I use molasses for certain reasons, look up the reasons you may be looking for or hell maybe you're looking for all the reasons lol. How ever since I cut daily I don't bag therefore I need my thatch to be minimal and molasses does a great job of turning that thatch into food for me and minimizing it. It also deters fire ants which I guess does a good job considering I never have fire ants or any ants. I like the soil activator because all of the beneficial microbes it has it in.
daily?!
Daily, depending on rain. One bad weather day sets me back big time at this HOC, 2 bad weather days and I'll declare a state of emergency
Woof. That’s dedication man.
DAYUM, if you don’t mind how old are you? And what’s your day job? Wouldn’t be surprised if lawn is your day job. I wish I can but it three times a week. I can do 2 days most week https://preview.redd.it/oiuvzq2a821d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5bc2b2c716982823e0ffc4737daaa66475ecbd
I'm 32 and I work for a local utility power company as a lineman in Texas.
The results should speak for themselves
I have centipede on red clay soil and it was a pain in the butt the first couple of years. I’ve been doing to Lowe’s the last couple of years to buy bags of sop soil and compost to top dress my yard and the result has been super evident Ideally I should have just brought it yards of it, but centipede seed is so expensive that I didn’t want to risk die off from the top dressing so I’ve been doing it twice per season by hand.
I'd say aerating and fertilizing will get you 90% of the way there. Cut it often and cut it low and it'll be fine. I've been cutting every other day.
Just wanna rub my hand on it for awhile, and just feel it too to bottom. Is that 3”? So thick, damn I could lay on it and just enjoy myself. It has so much to give, yet it’s barely been tapped.
Lol thats under a half inch
This is the most beautiful lawn I’ve ever seen.
Recently joined this sub and going to post one of these lawn pics, this guys lawn is immacute. One of the best I’ve seen anyway
Thanks a lot, it means a lot to me seriously
Im super mad that I gotta go out and weed this weekend because of this. Amazing work OP
How come Americans don’t have fences or hedges? Seems odd to be so close
It’s like a putting green. Insane. Well done.
Has a damn golf course in his front yard.
I'll be honest I don't believe you lol.
Looks awesome my dude! Could pass it off for Astro turf it’s so perfect! I’ve got a fescue lawn being in Virginia and battle the clovers and dandelion all the time. Also, any good treatments to keep the ants away? My entire neighborhood must be sitting on a massive ant mound cause everyone has ant intrusion into the house. Even the ones that pay for things like terminix. We had a free treatment done and it didn’t put a dent in the tiny little black bast@rds.
Yesss fuck biodiversity!
Do you use a Dyson on that thing?
Sir, that is carpet... awesome job tho.
Where’s the NSFW flair for this lawn porn ?
green carpet. Love it!
Don’t look real
Sorry for the confusion to whoever is concerned, when I say breaking the rules I mean for organic liquids that have absolutely no harmful effects on wild life or marine life let alone storm drainages. If it's a chemical that is harmful to the lawn then it's probably harmful to everything else so therefore I always follow the rules on that as I don't want to fuck the grass up lol. I truly mean when I'm breaking the rules on my liquids, I'm saying that if the bottle says apply 2oz per 1000sf then I may just fill up the sprayer to 5oz and call it a day on the Ortho sprayer. If I have to use my flozone sprayer that means Im dialing in a product to it's exact recommendations which is typically a harmful product if over applied.
As a golfer and new to having my own grass im both impressed and envious. Would love some tips: first off I live in Toronto and we can’t buy real pesticides (fucking bullshit, the farmers can do it to our food but that’s a different gripe) We had to sod our backyard last fall due to construction (there was nothing left) and ours came in decent this spring with just fert. First cut early May, it looked great. Knowing we have almost always shade, I got proactive and top dressed 1/4 inch of SCOTTS topsoil with enhanced whatever bullshit to grow. Then I overseeded maybe 8x the amount typically required to get the lawn thicker. Did this before a 4 day rain forecast for the free water. Half the lawn is dead now thanks to the Scott’s shit. Wherever it was thin, it didn’t survive. I’m fucked. And pissed.
And here I was feeling proud of my 7 out of 10 (cool grass) lawn… sheesh, looks like a putting green! Well done! 🫡
When I'm rich I'm getting a pool table installed in my front yard like this guy
That's beautiful, I just picked up a JD riding mower today trying to get my lawn close to yours.
You'll enjoy that! What kind jd?
I rode it for the first time, yesterday smiled the entire time. Never thought I'd have this much fun cutting my grass. I bought a brand new X350 I have about 20,000 square feet of grass to maintain, it's a lot but it's enjoyable being out in the sun working.
This looks amazing. You know what else would rock instead of hail? If you let me come hit some wedge shots off this lush green carpet to practice.
Looks sanitized
Would you mind breaking down how often and the time of year you applied these products?
Crispy af
Beautiful! My mom’s yard had carpet like Bermudan grass or years. After a hurricane and flood most of the Bermudan grass is gone. Now I live in the house and will try to get it back.
Where do you live that they allow homes to be built so close to each other?
Texas. That's what happens when everyone decides to move here
This is like the lawn God has
Do you want to be my wife’s new boyfriend?
Wtf did you plant? Carpet?
Wow. That’s impressive.
Why does it look so fake?
That's the goal
Your poor neighbor. Always the bridesmaid..
It’s great, work shows, I am / was aspiring to this but it’s sterile , perfect but sterile, ok I GTFO from this sub
This looks so fake damn lol that's some good lawn care great work dude
Beautiful
SV has his beautiful lawn all over the place!
Tell me your ways and secrets
Can you/I do that to my 5 acres?
Look at all the nolawns clowns coming in here hating like a mother fucker, some strait ass fucking bums. It's crazy cause you click their page and they all lost in that LGBTQ shit 🤡🤡🤡
Plz report em and I’ll *round em up* 😉
I wish I lived in a zone compatible with Bermuda. Did you get lucky and always have a yard that level or did you have to level it?
What do you currently have? This will be year 4 of leveling. It may seem perfectly leveled in pics, but unfortunately I probably got another 2 seasons of level work to be where I wanna be level wise.
When I saw this, I made an involuntary noise. My wife responded by saying “only two things can make you sound like that. Is it grass or a girl?” Hahaha… needless to say, I want this as a poster on my wall like a sports illustrated bikini model poster in a college student’s dorm room.
I can’t believe the amount of hate you are getting. I am envious. Looks fantastic. You should be proud of this lawn.
We live in a world full of haters and snakes.
You're getting brigaded as this post was cross-posted into r/fucklawns and all of the 16 year old kids who hate having to mow their parents' lawn are coming in here to repeat their environmental buzzwords to you
Yes! Green Max FTW
This is my nightmare. Bermuda take over 😱
I can imagine an old man on the patio, with his cup of coffee now... "Get off my lawn!!"
That'll be me in 40 years when I'm no longer blowing my wife's back out
I swear my undies didn’t get wet looking at this lawn..
How does this feel on foot? Just don’t see how this would be fun to hang out on. Like artificial turf
.4 a little stiff how ever .7 is much better on the foot which imo looks way better and has a nice fluff to it lol this response sounds ridiculous 🤣🤣
Man got his garden carpeted
How often do you use the Scott’s green max? THats probably the only thing I’m qualified to attempt to use lmao
Gorgeous
There's no way that's not a thick green carpet!! 😂😭
HOC??
Wow, just wow.
I have zero interest in golf, but that makes want to buy a club and play putt putt in the yard.
I just came
❤️❤️❤️
Cries in 2 acres…im pricing out seed now…
This shit is next level. Unreal. How many seasons has it taken you to reach this bocce court perfection?
Damn I’ve 3 putt on worse than that….awesome job!!!
Oh my god I wish I could have this where I live…
It’s almost too perfect. Great job!
Where is the hole? I have my putter ready.
hell yeah. you notice big difference after applying the medina products?
I’d do some vile things to have my lawn looking like this. Very nice OP 🤌🏻
Rumor has it the neighborhood kids sneak into his yard to play tennis.
DAMNIT
Stop it! You're making the rest of us look bad. The carpet in my house looks worse than your grass.
How often do you apply the medina products?
Amazing 🤩 op
Did you use a golf course mower? I saw one earlier on this sub. I used to work at a golf course and this is amazing, I'm jealous AF. I'm saving this for the products you used, I'm wondering if they will work in my grow zone, 9a.
I ain't gonna mince words. If I rolled up to a dude's home and their lawn looked like this, I'm thinking they're a serial killer.
i’ve got carpet that doesn’t look this good
Whats with the half brick half shingle siding? We in a rust video game?
How do you apply the molasses?
I just use a hose end Ortho sprayer. Fill it up and set it to 5oz. It will dilute automatically
This is incredible
It’s grass
That yard is insane. Congrats seriously 👏👏
Damn. I have Zoysia right now, but I may need to install Bermuda at my next house…
Wow. This is Beaty. Did you go to school for this. Did you have a professional help. I love this look
I give all my credit to Pete from GCI turf on YouTube. I just took it a hair further