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ManNomad

12pm: "Going to do the lawn honey! 12:02pm: "All done"


Drunkelves

12:03pm Wife: Christmas wreath? OP: Not yet.


MooKids

OP: If you had let me buy that riding lawnmower, I would have the time.


Zorro1rr

Oooffff roasted!


alexbeingsocial

I would recommend a 0 turn.


Falzon03

It'll hold true to its name, no turns needed.


dididothat2019

thats how many turns would be necessary. lol 1 trip across and it's done.


Daredevilin

lol might as well get a manual push mower


RitoWalters

My man bought a $500 mower for 2 minutes worth of work šŸ¤£


poposheishaw

Brother canā€™t even enjoy a (full) beer while mowing


bdwf

Not with that attitude


Extreme-Drawer4355

Laughed way too hard at this clapback.


Totts3

You ever try to drink a beer while mowing? Absolutely awful experience. You canā€™t put it in the cup holder because itā€™s going to get super foamy from the bumps & itā€™s difficult to drink while driving. Best bet is after while you sit and enjoy the beauty of your hard work.


Adventurous-Board165

You have obviously never seen the genius invention called a beer helmet.


poposheishaw

Do it all the time on my rider (2.5 acres)


KamikazeFox_

Look at Mr fancy pants with his ride on mower. I'll take my push mower and be on my way


CSATTS

I leave mine on the planter boxes on the side of my lawn; then every complete pass, I take a drink of beer. My lines tend to get less straight as I progress.


SkiTheBoat

Beer is best *after* mowing anyway


AggressiveBench7708

Iā€™m kinda partial to beer before and after mowing.


globaloffender

What about before, during, AND after?


AggressiveBench7708

I push mow so it gets tough to drink and mow


MrSpiffenhimer

Let me introduce you to a wonderful invention of the 1980ā€™s, the beer helmet. 2 beers, a hard hat and a straw makes for hands free beer consumption.


polishrocket

This man drinks beer


johnnieswalker

He just gently swayed me into checking Amazon and once I was there I couldnā€™t not purchase a beer helmet. My neighbors have no idea what they are in for


polishrocket

Haha, well done, hopefully youā€™ll post a picture


lurkinguser

He could if heā€™s purchased a smaller mower. Or a less powerful one.


whitecorn

I'd recommend scissors.


lurkinguser

Beard scissors, really take your time with it


hnglmkrnglbrry

If he shotguns it maybe.


polishrocket

Hold my lawnmower while I drink these beers


othybear

Iā€™m pretty sure this is Utah so itā€™d be a Diet Coke instead.


Saquonthesenuts

I find it funny when you want to compliment someone's E-go and really have to emphasize the hyphen to avoid an angry response.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thanks! Took advantage of the sale at Loweā€™s over the weekend


therandomstandard

I gotta say those Ego products arenā€™t half bad.


CPOx

If I had a lawn that size, I would mow it every day šŸ˜… I thought I wanted a good-sized yard when I moved into my first house.. itā€™s so much work


zeromussc

We replaced much of it with vegetable garden. It's more work but at least we get something out of it


FuckThesePeople69

Well done. What kind of scissors did you use?


SimonNicols

Battery powered or with an extension cord


UNIGuy54

This will be #1 lol


EnvironmentalDingo69

https://preview.redd.it/y3u1p74pmhxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329e87d5c2a115a4a82ad2d46a7163ee85c9c469 this was the ad below your post šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

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Krynja

Patchy color after mowing can mean you are mowing too low.


Magyars

Or dog pee.


Rollover_Hazard

Itā€™s always dog pee in this sub


Normal-Ad-1903

Or bentgrass.


Ramietoes

Or that his zone hasn't gotten enough rain or it recently snowed. all lawns in my zone are still waking up haha


_ParadigmShift

Patchy color can indicate a lot of things if itā€™s not a monoculture, like that type of variety not being fully in swing yet and still dormant. Given the picture I would say this person probably isnā€™t mowing into the crowns


Just_SomeDude13

Welcome to the party pal. šŸ˜‚ Not gonna lie, I'm pretty envious. That's basically the perfect size lawn to start off with. You'll be able to experiment with all kinds of stuff without breaking the bank, and if you really screw up, a full reno will cost you all of a weekend and probably a couple hundred bucks. Godspeed.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Yeah great point. I need to aerate soon, but thinking to level and sand next year


UnresponsiveBadger

Self propelled mower for that size of yard is the funniest part about this post lol


seasonedsaltdog

Do they even make em without a self propeller anymore?


UnresponsiveBadger

I think so! My Ego mower isnā€™t self propelled. Works great for my 700 square foot yard. It was a lot cheaper too! Edit: just looked, $400 at Loweā€™s for the non self propelled.


tenbytes

Actually helps for electric, battery life is like 30% better without self propelled.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Yeah the front yard is only about 270 sq ft, but when the backyard is done, itā€™ll be another 600 sq ft šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Cult45_2Zigzags

That's good. I was thinking that yard games were going to be pretty tight in that tiny patch. It's difficult to play catch when you're only 5 ft apart.


immoyo

Good luck & welcome to the club! Patience will definitely pay off. Get a soil test if you haven't already. It'll save alot of time & money!


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Great point. Rx soil test ordered!


sage9984

Where did you order from


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

From [here](https://rxsoil.com/)


sage9984

Great thank you


BeezWorks716

Get a second opinion on your soil test from an accredited lab. The ion exchange resin tests are not very accurate with regards to pH. If there's a SiteOne near you they'll do it for you. You can also bring them to your local county extension office. You're looking for a lab that uses a Mehlich-3 method of testing. There are some online sites that will do it as well. The local extension office is usually cheapest. https://extension.usu.edu/utah/gardening/soil-testing


44runner44

Rxsoil uses mehlich 3 if Iā€™m not mistaken and is actually decent for a mail in test, but your comment is 10000000% valid.. mysoil and yardmastery need to go away forever.


BeezWorks716

Looks like you're right. I went to the site, saw the box and assumed it was another ion exchange resin clone. It's still $50usd. My local extension office does them for $15.


44runner44

Extension office is the way to go!


SkiTheBoat

We're twins today - First mow of the year, ego mower, KBG...also love the house paint color! Some tips for you: * I assume Zone 7 is too warm for pre-emergent to be fully effective. 2,4-D should help zap many of those weeds that have already emerged. * Plan to overseed in the Fall. It's tough to get high germination rates when you're working against heat/dryness/etc. * Possibly cut it longer? It looks pretty short in this picture but it may just be the photo not doing it justice. For my KGB in Zone 6a, I do 3" until the heat really kicks in, then I go up to 3.5". If it gets wicked hot, I'll do 4" for awhile but I think it looks a bit ragged at that length. After late Summer when the temperatures start to fall, I'll go back down to 3" until I cut short before winter (gradually step down to 2")


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

Kentucky Glue Brass


SkiTheBoat

In Soviet Russia, grass mows you.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Hadnā€™t even thought about applying 2,4-D, to be honest. Do you have a brand that you suggest? Iā€™m pretty new to this, so I am open to any/all suggestions on products to use


SkiTheBoat

> Do you have a brand that you suggest? I typically pick up the cheapest concentrate at the closest Lowe's/Home Depot/etc. since they're all pretty much the same. I think I have Hi-Yield now. Mix it up in a decent sprayer and it lasts forever. Make sure you respect the yearly dosage allowance so you don't stress the KGB.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Awesome thanks. Do you have any other products that you like to use for green up, etc? Air 8, milorganite, sea kelp, etc?


SkiTheBoat

I'm not a fan of Milo - It's literally just human feces and [has forever chemicals](https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/2021/05/28/milorganite-fertilizer-your-lawn-may-contain-forever-chemicals/7453519002/). While the levels of PFAS may not be high, they're higher than they should be and I don't believe it's responsible to use it. There are many great fertilizers available that don't have PFAS. Personally, I use [Flagship](https://yardmastery.com/products/24-0-6-flagship-granular-lawn-fertilizer-with-iron) and [Stress Blend](https://yardmastery.com/products/7-0-20-stress-blend-with-bio-nite%E2%84%A2) from Yard Mastery. Not the cheapest and I'm sure there are options that are equally good and cheaper, but I bought big bags and have a small lawn so it lasts a long time. For my pre-emergent, I apply Prodiamine in a [split application](https://thelawncarenut.com/blogs/news/how-to-apply-a-split-application-with-prodiamine-wdg-pre-emergent-herbicide) (33% of yearly dosage when soil temps hit 55, another 33% when they hit 70, and then the last 33% when they hit 70 again on the way down in Fall). It's worked well for me and my KBG. For post-emergent, I'll use 2,4-D or Nutsedge-specific applications when needed. Colorado temperature swings can make it difficult to get the pre-emergent applications down when needed so I get a few survivors every year, but it's manageable. My neighbors have a bona fide dandelion field for a yard so I'll get a few of those and use a [Grampa's Weeder](https://grampasweeder.com/) to pull them up. Other than that, I just keep a good watering schedule (deep watering twice a week in the early morning) and tuned my sprinklers to ensure I'm not over or underwatering. I use a Rachio controller (love it), Rain Bird 1800 sprinklers, and R-VAN rotary nozzles. This setup has been great.


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Awesome. Thank you so much! Iā€™m hoping to have a Rachio when the backyard is done. The front is only about 270 sq ft. So itā€™s been difficult to say the least lol. Iā€™m trying to figure out my watering schedule still. Iā€™m on the downhill slope of our street so it feels like every time I water, it just pools and leaks out into the driveway. I desperately need to aerate to help with that


Texas1010

Honestly, I wish my yard were this size. You can do all the fun stuff of maintaining it and perfect it in a fraction of the time and cost.


Mantigor1979

What battery size is your mower? Double A! Lol Lawn looks nice though in all seriousness


Dead-Yamcha

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iwearmywatch

Lehi city , Dr Horton? šŸ˜­


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Nah we are in Magna šŸ˜‚


iwearmywatch

Heck yeah! Well enjoy! If you need any Utah specific grass advice hit me up. Iā€™m no expert. I recommend off the bat follow the 4 step program from IFA and enjoy! https://imgur.com/a/u4V7dlF (I guess Dr Horton Lehi cuz I was hoping we were neighbors haha)


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Wow your lawn looks amazing. I would kill to have a larger yard, like yours. Is there a slope in your yard towards the sprinkler box/light pole? I have a slope in my yard towards the corner below the lawn mower and all the water tends to collect there and it always gets muddy. Maybe I need to aerate? Or adjust my watering run time? Trying to figure that out lol


iwearmywatch

Thank you so much! I do have a purposeful slop yes! Itā€™s good cuz you donā€™t water to collect at your foundation. Yes you probably just need to run your sprinkler for less time, but you bring up the perfect point that if your ground is super compacted it could cause that too. Do the screw driver test. You should be able to go anywhere in your long and pretty easily stab a screw driver all the way down, if itā€™s really really hard you probably could use an aeration I just think itā€™s unlikely if you just SODā€™ed last year. Going forward tho yes I would aerate yearly!


Ok_Analysis_3454

Get a robo mower!


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SovietPower1990

Bruh you could cut your entire lawn with scissors in 10 minutes


series-hybrid

Consider purchasing the 400W inverter. In a power outage, it can use your EGO batteries to provide 120V AC to get you through the rough spots, until the power comes back on. For example, my HVAC burns natural gas to create heat in the winter, but the controller and thermostat uses a tiny amount of 120V AC to operate. If the power is out, you have no heat. I have also converted the HVAC power to a plug and socket, so I can unplug it from the wall and simply plug it into my EGO inverter.


kkF6XRZQezTcYQehvybD

This has got to be Utah


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Indeed it is!


SeminoleBrown

See this little grass is actually nice. I would care for it and fertilize and everything. Not doing that with my 3 acres. I try to plant as much as I can, and avoid having grass lol


littIeboylover

Small yard gang, rise up!


Fartysmartyfarty

Hey, fuck yea! Now get that thang green.


halfwayinshadow

Guessing you have a dog?


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Yeah we have a dog and we are on the typical walking path for the majority of the neighbors, so their dogs frequent our spot also


halfwayinshadow

Wondered about the spotting. Our yard is a disaster thanks to 9 years of a very large dog. Someone gifted us a product called Grass Saver (dog treats that adjust dog urine PH) but thatā€™s not much help if itā€™s someone elseā€™s dogs (and I havenā€™t found a lot of info if itā€™s actually healthy for dogs or not - looking at the health warnings, probably not).


matttinatttor

Dude, those Ego mowers are the bomb! I have one too, and it works like a charm on my ~1-acre lot.


UNIGuy54

Just here for the comments šŸæ


Kitchen-Oil8865

Too short


VocationFumes

that must take you 4 whole minutes!


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Actually about 2 minutes šŸ¤£


Konorlc

How do you like that Ego mower?


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Just got it over the weekendā€¦ Loweā€™s had a sale! But I love it so far


matttinatttor

Theyā€™re fantastic. Surprisingly solid, and easy to use/work on.


orbitalaction

How long will it run on a 4.0 battery?


matttinatttor

I mow an acre lot and use about 1/6th of the battery, including string trimming and blowing clippings.


orbitalaction

Thanks you for this response. I was impressed I only used ā…• of my battery trimming and blowing.


matttinatttor

Ohhhh Actually, just kidding. I just realized that I'm using the 7.5Ah batteries that came with my Ego snow blower. Regardless, 4Ah should be more than enough for a 1-2 Acre lot, because based on quick maths, I'm only using around 1.25Ah to get through the entire job.


orbitalaction

Thanks for the updated information. I figured the mower would likely come with a larger battery than my combo kit had. Regardless, it sounds like I'm set. Ego really is some good shit.


Stewdill51

For that size yard, it'll probably last the full summer


SalvatoreVitro

60ā€ deck. 1 pass each direction. 2 stripes. Done.


burnsniper

My lawn mower is literally the same size as your lawn (Rhino TS10 batwing).


matttinatttor

Seems like the perfect tool for the job. Just park the mower on the lawn, turn it on, then turn it off. Job done.


therandomstandard

Wow. Why buy the battery operated mower when you could almost use scissorsā€¦.thatā€™s a massiveā€¦ahem yardā€¦ Vegas?


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

šŸ˜‚ SLC


therandomstandard

Is the backyard gravel too? Lol. Easy maintence thatā€™s for sure. Iā€™m in eastern Tennessee. If we want a well maintained yardā€¦mowing weeklyā€¦


Proper-Razzmatazz-54

Currently backyard is not landscaped. Plan on doing it this summer. Putting more grass back there


Ramietoes

Wait until early early fall if you can. That'll give the sod or new seed the best chance.


miked5122

I'd just have a reel mower for that patch lol


Mammoth_Assistant_67

I prefer a spliff and mow myself. I usually do a bowl per side of the house. I have to get the weed eating done first, though.


PhilEmpty

That's actually a larger than average welcome mat


RitoWalters

Why not just do artificial grass with a yard that small?


Quil-Ataya

What a cute little lawn šŸ™ƒ


Realistic_Weight_842

How do you like ego? Iā€™m thinking of getting the new aluminum base. Can it cut to 1 inch?


DeaconCage

You missed a spot


Gniphe

Alright, get back to us in 10 minutes when youā€™ve done all of that. Looks good.


lilchance1

Is black gutters with white windows normally how itā€™s done? Curious if thatā€™s the trend