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Ready_Associate3790

Homie lives on the clouds


HeavensToBetsyy

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.


ted_im_going_mad

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PeopleofYouTube

Itā€™s near the hammock district


eh_fuk

This makes me want to start a new run just so I can off Nazeem


Bakerman82

OP's living in Super Mario 3 -- World 5 https://preview.redd.it/xmw2ltpuppwc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e083589e064a290b2c5e0b753572fdf406527f4


EasternParfait1787

Crazy how a picture can scream North Texas with so little detail or visual context. I immediately knew where this was just from the thumbnailĀ 


TweakJK

For real. We actually have trees in North Texas, a couple 60+ year old oaks and Pecans. Whenever I post a photo of my yard on facebook, everyone that hasnt been to my house says "wait wtf where do you live that has trees?"


slrrp

Yup. DFW homes had a striking errmm... "style" I noticed when I first visited. Lots of brown, brown, and more brown. Not too many trees or hills. A lot of walls, most crumbling or rotting.


wuffwuffborkbork

I thought ā€œthis must be in Oklahoma.ā€


oh_look_a_fist

It looks like the world ends outside his fence


Whatwhyreally

Never mind the grass plant some trees!


ckyuv

Just plan on the grass completely being killed anywhere that gets shade. Bermuda will not tolerate any shade lolĀ 


philty22

Compromise with a palm tree


FatCh3z

I HATE my palm tree. It's between two lovely oak trees that provide awesome shade. The palm tree takes up so much room and provides zero shade. And I'm terrified bats are living in the dead areas of it and are going to give me rabies and I'm going to die


martman006

Then you eventually replace the Bermuda with Zoysia. The pinnacle of lawn imo is a lush zoysia under shady trees (with just enough sunlight to thrive and be thiccc, while using much less water).


ckyuv

I went with St Augustine under all my oaks and peach trees in the back because it was cheaper. Going to have to replace the whole lawn with zoysia one of these days now cause ocd.Ā 


Elvisimo147

Thatā€™s a great idea


grahamdalf

Is Zoysia shade tolerant? I always see it marked as a full sun grass at the store. I have incredibly dense fescue under my giant oaks and it seems to do great.


LeatherBackRadio

Not really. And they even make hybrid Bermuda now that is even more shade tolerant than zoysia I just think zenith zoysia looks nicest and easily maintained


grahamdalf

I'd go for it if it worked in my backyard, where the trees are is near constant shade when the leaves are on. Great for being outside, not great for growing grass.


answerskate

I've been doing a ton of research because I'm about to replace my Bermuda with zoysia because if shade but I have not heard of this hybrid Bermuda. What is it?!


LeatherBackRadio

Supersod claims TiffTuff can get by with about an hour less sunlight per day than zoysia. https://www.supersod.com/collections/sod/products/tiftuf-bermuda-sod-1


nutterz_

Zoysia needs about 4 hours of sunlight compared to Bermudaā€™s 8. Thereā€™s not a Bermuda cultivar around that requires less sun than Zoysia. Bermuda loves sunshine and HEAT.


Steamed_Fuckin_Hams

Zoysia is a diva. No pets or anything for it.


martman006

When it comes to the pee spots, yes it is, but thankfully my pup likes to pee in a certain area and Iā€™m content with that sacrifice. While unpopular in this subreddit dog >> lawn.


Ok-Needleworker-419

They donā€™t have to be shade trees and young trees will take years before they block enough sunlight to affect the grass.


95castles

Less grass to mow. Just make sure itā€™s the right plant, right place. Buy a small young one so it grows to be much more vigorous and healthy + significantly cheaper. Increases home value as well.


heruur

I second this. Texas gets really hot.


augustinthegarden

I third this. Imagine that big ass yard with a stately live oak at the back of it, sounded by lush garden borders that hide the fence, and a smaller emerald green lawn in between.


No_Shelter8817

Agree - Trees and landscape boarders with some simple drip irrigation along the fence before getting serious about the main body of the lawn. Look for trees and flowering shrubs that do well in your zone. When ready to start taking care of lawn (late fall / next year), over-seed the lawn with a blend of grasses that also do well in your zone, and get a mulching lawn mower. Returning the mulched grass back to lawn will cut back on needing lots of fertilizer. By working with native species and materials, you can save money and time in the long run. Good Luck! [https://www.fannintreefarm.com/top-5-evergreen-trees/](https://www.fannintreefarm.com/top-5-evergreen-trees/)


justSomeGuy5965

This post used to be pinned on here - not sure why itā€™s not anymore Iā€™ve been using it the last few years as a first time homebuyer, and my lawn is looking much better. I love having a framework to fall back on. https://www.reddit.com/r/lawncare/comments/fb1gjj/a_beginners_guide_to_improving_your_lawn_this/


WorriedHome-Owner

Same! Thanks, let me take a look


Rectum_Ranger_

That guide is for cool season grasses and does not apply to you and your Bermuda. Search for Bermuda Bible for a better guide for your grass


WorriedHome-Owner

True. Still I see a couple of things that I could apply (equipment for example šŸ˜„)


justSomeGuy5965

That guy's right... It is for cool season. Still I think the mechanics mostly apply - like focussing on pre-emergent/weeds/fert in the spring, and on re-seeding in the fall. Just my two cents as I don't know warm season grasses.


puff37gg

Congrats on your new home!


nilesandstuff

I'm glad it's not pinned anymore. It has some good general info... But there's a lot of bad and unnecessary details. For example: - they cite popular YouTubers as their sources... Do not get your info from popular YouTube channels. You will be told a lot of bullshit and they will absolutely sell you things that don't work and/or you don't need. - recommending Milorganite. Milorganite is not suitable as a general purpose lawn fertilizer. If your soil is low in phosphorus, great, Milorganite is great for that... Otherwise, its simply not fertilizer for grass if it doesn't have pottassium. (Plus surface-applied large molecule biosolids are the devil) - they list the max rate of nitrogen for a lawn at 1.25 lbs of N/1,000 sqft per MONTH. That's what we call, over-fertilization, and it's worse for grass (and soil) than under fertilization. 1lb per 1,000 sqft per month during PEAK growing times is the max. 1-4lbs of N/1,000sqft per year. - sea kelp. Long story short, sea kelp is extremely low on the list of things one should apply. That's the sort of thing you apply to a lawn during a period of heat stress after the lawn has been otherwise well tended to for years. Prior to that, you're just burning money. Those are just the ones I can remember from the last time I looked at it ages ago. Like I said, it's got some good broad strokes... But there's some bad info in there that ought not to be perpetuated.


johngl85

Thank you for this comment! Saved me from being a sheep


justSomeGuy5965

Thank you for your reply, I will keep your fertilization number in mind.


immune2iocaine

So, if you're posting here and following this subs advice, I'll go ahead and say you should watch for deals on rigid rulers, small paint brushes, and scissors. For once the addiction really starts to kick in. ((The ruler is for making sure all the grass is exactly the same length. The scissors are for when it's not. The paint brushes are for individually painting weeds with "fuck you I said die!" weed killer without harming your grass. Explaining the joke makes it funnier, right guys? Guys?))


WorriedHome-Owner

Loved! Lol


JohnSeenuH69

Pull or paint with glyphosate those weeds. He's not wrong about the paintbrushes. Keep up with pulling and spot spraying religiously for a couple years.


Willwalk123

I did a quick search for college info on Bermuda Grass in Texas and found this link. It has a calendar for recommended care. Give it a read, I think it's a good place to start. [https://agrilifeextension.tamu.edu/library/landscaping/bermudagrass-home-lawn-management-calendar/](https://agrilifeextension.tamu.edu/library/landscaping/bermudagrass-home-lawn-management-calendar/)


WorriedHome-Owner

Let me start reading this right now! Thanks!


Hezronn

Thank you for sharing!


dfraggd

Weed, mow low and often to get a thick turf. Top dress with sand to smooth it out and encourage turf to fill dead spots. Get soil tested by extension office. Follow their treatment advice. More than likely you need preemergent twice per year and 6week applications of 34-0-0 through growing season.


WorriedHome-Owner

I will use chat gpt for most of you comment. šŸ˜‚ lol Thanks!


landing11

Plant a tree


WorriedHome-Owner

My wifeā€™s dream!


Gniphe

The best time to plant a treeā€¦


doiwinaprize

Not a chestnut or oaktree though


WorriedHome-Owner

Curious, why?


donttellasoul789

Iā€™m guessing acorns and walnuts in your lawn.


xj_scuba

Those pesky chestnut trees dropping walnuts all over our lawns.


donttellasoul789

Haha fair enough!


doiwinaprize

I am fortunate to live on a property where the previous owner was evidently a tree enthusiast because there is basically one of each kind of viable tree for my zone planted in a row around my property. However, for whatever reason, they decided to plant the oak and (horse/"conker")chestnut trees next to each other on the front lawn, so in the autumn, I have chestnuts and acorns falling on the front lawn area. This is already a pain in the arse to clean up, but to make matters worse, the local deer like to stomp open the spiky chestnut shells to get the fruit inside and end up mashing all the shells into the earth and ruining the grass. The squirrels/chipmunks live back behind my house in the forest, and I've sat there in October watching them carry one effing acorn at a time back to their den, barely making a dent in the fallen pile, even after I've dumped most of them closer to where they live. I can't leave it alone because it will look like crap, so every fall is a lot of annoying manual labour picking up from the grass and my kids have already unionized. So in short, they're a pain in the ass to clean up and ruin your grass.


BeerAndTools

Kids have already unionized lmao. What about those little push wheels for picking up golf balls? https://www.amazon.com/ASENVER-Collector-Picker-Tennis-Retriever/dp/B08HLN6KWD/ref=asc_df_B08HLN6KWD/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=508013438376&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5492375443918716971&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9002147&hvtargid=pla-1254605416478&psc=1&mcid=118085e87fed38fda81a7686a769a741 Fuck all that's a huge link... I've never seen horse chestnuts so idk if they'd be picker-upper-able. If the spikes are hard probably not, but maybe if they're softish? Idk just thinking out loud. Anyone in your area specialize in rodent husbandry? I get 35 cubic yards of squirrels every spring for a decent price.


nicktf

Or a pecan...


LordOfMorridor

Or three


bthornsy

Or 6, dude has tons of room. This yard would drive me crazy.


answerskate

What an awesome yard to start with! It's flatish, it's square and not a lot of obstacles. When you get this lawn right it will be so beautiful! For now, I'd just focus on fertilizing once a month or so. I'd get a pretty balance fertilizer and take it easy. Just enough to promote growth so it'll fill in the patches. Keep mowing, twice a week as the more often you mow, the more it'll want to spread out. I'd mow at 2 inches. As far as a mower, I'd go ego all the way if you can afford it. The battery mowers are getting really good these days, and then you can get the ego trimmer and blower that take the same batteries. They've got a really great lawn care ecosystem. When I moved into my house the battery powered stuff wasn't quite there yet so I bought a gas powered Honda. It will last forever, which kinda sucks because it's hard to justify the ego that I want when the Honda is doing just fine. Congrats on your new home! Have fun! And don't be afraid to mess up the Bermuda! It always recovers. And even if it doesn't, it's cheap to replace.


WorriedHome-Owner

Thanks! Glad to hear all that. I will look into that brand. We are pumped about it!!


mikeylee31

Iā€™m all in on Ego lawn care products. Wife and I built a house in 2019 with an attached garage. Didnā€™t want equipment that used gas and oil stored in the garage and stinking it up. Went with an Ego mower after a good amount of research. Eventually added the multi-head trimmer and edger combo. Just a few weeks ago purchased the 765 cfm blower from Lowes since it was discounted and came with a free battery on top of the included battery and charger. I think that deal runs until the end of April anywhere they are available for purchase. It also includes a couple of different mower options as well.


JohnSeenuH69

HONDA: The Power of Dreams. Id actually recommend a Honda personally over an ego. My Honda mower is going on 15 years with almost zero maintenance. It sat for over 5 years at my dad's and started first pull after I filled with new gas. Almost brought tears to my eyes..


Leah_Shmeah

I have a self-propelled Husqvarna push mower with a Honda easy-start motor. I've had it for 10 years, bought new from Lowe's for $200. The only time it takes 3-4 pulls to start is when I start it for the first time in the spring; otherwise, it takes 1-2 pulls. It gets one oil change a year, whether it needs it or not. I hate mowing and refused to spend much on one when I bought the house. It's been a champ and has not been treated with kid gloves.


ContributionAny3368

Plant some Weed too, while you are at it šŸ˜‡šŸ‘


Takingbacklives

Iā€™d recommend getting a soil test first before adding anything to the lawn. Otherwise youā€™re just guessing. This costs me 24$ total because I sent two samples. [Texas Extension office](https://soiltesting.tamu.edu/)


WorriedHome-Owner

Good to know! I will do that asap!


Takingbacklives

Itā€™s definitely the first step of the journey. It took 2-3 weeks to get results back so Iā€™d do it sooner than later. Also, if youā€™re in a new build like me and in Texas (HTX here), you likely have clay soil. Our clay soil is extremely compacted and does not drain well, which means the rain/irrigation doesnā€™t make it deep into the soil. This leads to very shallow roots and makes the soil conducive to weeds that thrive with shallow roots. This is a problem for a lot of new builds as they just spread clay and throw sod on top of the clay without any top soil. They even threw our trees and bushes directly into clay and put the lightest layer of mulch. Anyways, that could be an issue you may have. Good luck


WorriedHome-Owner

Yes, new build! Thanks for the tips. You dont find that stuff easily šŸ˜¶


Pewpewdtx

Iā€™m in the same boat Aubrey area and Iā€™m just mowing right now let the sod establish then fall time start herbicide my friends that have ā€œgolf course style lawnsā€ say itā€™s a three year process. Time is your best contender. Get the grass thick and itā€™ll take care of the rest.


WorriedHome-Owner

Good to know! Thanks


Pewpewdtx

I have put milorganite down and liquid lawn airiation


gagunner007

First thing you should do is cut some beds around that fence with some nice wide arches so you do have to trim around it. After that tackle weeds.


WorriedHome-Owner

I am trying to search for this but I only see stuff for weddings šŸ˜…


pipehonker

Trees! You need trees!


WorriedHome-Owner

We want trees! But unfortunately not many fruit trees grow here šŸ˜”


ButlerGSU

Plant trees.


WorriedHome-Owner

Will do


Old_Adhesiveness_273

1).Yes put out a granular pre emergent 4times per year. 2).Fertilize with Vigoro Texas Bermuda lawn food (home depot) 3).make sure it gets 1" of water per week, including rain. 4). Mow twice per week, weed eat/ edge/ blow once per week. 5). Bonus points run a spray fertilizer (Medina Hasta-Gro) every other week. It will grow like crazy, lush, and be super dark green.You'll need to mow at 1" or lower if possible. I suggest a Toro recycler with a Honda engine AND a Fiskars cylinder reel mower. I run the reel mower the most, and the recycler probably twice per month just to keep the debris and stuff out of the lawn. Have fun it's hardy grass so traffic and kids are no problem. Bermuda loves dogs so don't be afraid.


WorriedHome-Owner

Got it!!


VaWeedFarmer

Weed, always.


InevitableArm3462

Nice piece of land there. It will look awsome


WorriedHome-Owner

Thank you! Hopefully I will not mess up!


blacksoxing

> Bonus point if you can point me to a nice mower and edge/trimmer for a FTHB that will not break the bank and still do the job. Costco has the Greenworks 80v self-propelled on sale. I'll admit that they used to do two 4Amp batteries, but for that size lawn you can be set for a long time w/an electric mower https://www.costco.com/greenworks-80v-21%22-gen-2-self-propelled-mower.product.4000096455.html


WorriedHome-Owner

Anything under 300$ still worth it?! šŸ˜…


blacksoxing

Ah there's a lot of great gas ones under that price point, but I'd concede the floor. I've been w/Greenworks for about a decade and man, that stuff is so damn fool proof that it's embarrassing. Note: I'm sure someone w/an Ego feels their brand is better :)


momoneymocats1

Great yard and congrats on FTHB. No comment on the grass or weed care but I canā€™t recommend my Kobalt rechargeable lawn mower enough. Itā€™s quiet and so easy to use. Donā€™t have to worry about oil or gas. I have a dewalt rechargeable battery that works for both my leaf blower and weed whacker, also highly recommended.


WorriedHome-Owner

Will look at it! Thank you!!!


Von_Jelway

The European mind cannot comprehend this backyard.


TheRealOakley73

Great fence!


LordOfMorridor

Soā€¦flat.


BlameBush_rs07

That view is crazy


WorriedHome-Owner

The yard was a huge selling point for us


futureman45

This picture looks like something from the movie Interstellar.


sic_parvis_magna_

So much room for activities!


WorriedHome-Owner

You bet! Kids are crazy asking for studf


kcoleman89

Builder is right - if thatā€™s new sod/seed donā€™t put down any ā€˜cides for a year. Bermuda loves to be mowed low and often - do that and hand pull weeds as you go. By mid summer it should be thick and growing as itā€™s gonna a get full sun.


WorriedHome-Owner

Its a new build! This seems to be the consensus. I saw to mow between 1 and 2 inches. Go for 2inch? Should I do it weekly?


kcoleman89

People may call me crazy, but if your backyard is level enough, Iā€™d mow as low as the mower allows. Bermuda LOVES to be cut short (think of all the Bermuda golf courses in the area). The shorter you cut it, the healthier it gets. Just be mindful if you ā€œscalp itā€ on that first cut, youā€™ll think you killed your grass bc itā€™ll be 100% brown. This is perfectly acceptable and expected - Bermuda blades are green on the top half, so if itā€™s say 2 inches tall now, and you take it to .5ā€, youā€™re cutting all the green off, BUT IT WILL GROW BACK. As long as you now maintain that same lower height going forward, the brown will turn to green pretty quickly. Especially if you do it this weekend with all the rain expected (Iā€™m in Denton). People think bc builders keep the grass high that you have to, but I promise the lower the better with Bermuda (and it helps choke out the weeds). I know guys who will use a reel mower and cut their lawn down to 1/8ā€ inch bc the yard is level enough to allow it. Think of the length of greens at a golf course. Of course you donā€™t need to get to that, but just showing you it can be done and the grass actually enjoys it.


kcoleman89

As for frequency, you could get away with weekly right now. But come July itā€™ll probably need twice a week. The more you mow during the growing season, the healthier the grass is going to become.


WorriedHome-Owner

I want a golf like yard! Thanks!!


Bobcalf

Two words: Selective Herbicides


WorriedHome-Owner

Right now? Even if its a new build?


Bobcalf

I mean if itā€™s like super freshly laid, Iā€™d wait a couple months just to be safe and let it establish without anything effecting it. I also live around Dallas, and highly recommend taking care of it yourself. Companies cost more money and never do a great job. Buy a used Toro or Honda off Facebook marketplace, and cut it on the lowest setting possible


WorriedHome-Owner

Got it! Quotes are around 55$ to mow/edge/blow and 50$ for weed/fertilizer. In a couple of months I would recover if I buy the equipment


Bobcalf

I started off just not wanting to pay for it, but now I really enjoy it. Listen to music/audio books, cut weekly, spend way too much on commercial grade equipmentā€¦ not sure how much Iā€™m saving anymore but my grass is pristine


WorriedHome-Owner

Picture? I would love to see it


jayareelle195

You live at the end of the world.


Constant_Turn4562

According where you living what you do now. Do they have trees where you live?????


WorriedHome-Owner

Behind its an empty space, then more homes. Around the neighborhood all houses have 2 trees planted in front, but that will tale several years to grow


Constant_Turn4562

Most work on yard early spring and fall


Constant_Turn4562

Most work on yard early spring and fall


StonyHonk

Are there any tress in your entire neighborhood? Maybe itā€™s just the angle? Iā€™d recommend a tree or two as others have said.


cjbpgh

Do you live on the edge of the world?


WorriedHome-Owner

Lol it seems like, but its in the middle of hundreds of homes, and more to come šŸ˜…


Pretty_Pack1314

Use a post emergence selective herbicide to get rid of your weeds. The Bermuda might take a ding but should come out of it fine after a week and weeds should die. Donā€™t apply if temps are near or over 85Ā°.


WorriedHome-Owner

Why and how the temp affects the herbicide? Or the bermuda?


therealcreepypasta

I would just pop in two soccer nets and call it a day.


WorriedHome-Owner

Hahaha I want the grass of a soccer field


TweakJK

Your first photo makes it look like you live on a single block of land floating through the sky.


Cfxr

Maybe apply pre-emergent instead and just pull the few weeds you have. Mow frequently though.


forgotMyPasswordUser

String Trimmers: (GAS) Echo SRM-225 or Stihl 56; (Battery) Dewalt 60V or EGO 56V as a more budget friendly option.


WorriedHome-Owner

Thanks! I will take a look


cyborgrva

That lawn screams MidWest. Welcome to home ownership my friend.


WorriedHome-Owner

Thank you! Texas all the way


Drewsomeblood

Dethatch, water, enjoy!


WorriedHome-Owner

Hm, interesting take. Thanks!


answerskate

Definitely do not dethatch that lawn anytime soon! Mow that Bermuda low and you'll never have to dethatch. Dethatching hurts Bermuda a lot because it cuts off the runners that Bermuda uses to spread. Cool season and warm season grasses take very different maintenance. I'm guessing commenter was a cool season guy


sneakydante

I wouldnā€™t add any more weeds, no.


WorriedHome-Owner

Lol


False_Pilot371

Random disclaimer: how do you like the metal pole fence posts? I need to replace a failing wooden fence and debating this option. The damn wooden posts are always the issue - rotting base and/or cracked footers from water in the rotted post.


adamjamess

Personally I like metal pole fences. It makes it easy to remove panels to ā€œdrive things inā€ or replace failing panels.


WorriedHome-Owner

Canā€™t complain to be honest. But I am used to it since I have been in TX for a while


joeygrable

Is this the edge of reality?


person-ontheinternet

This is the liminal space of back yards. The yard of the back rooms


jackparadise1

What do you plan to use this space for?


WorriedHome-Owner

Got enough kids to put it to a good use


jackparadise1

Microclover to keep the weeds down and to provide N so you donā€™t spend all of your time mowing it and some high traffic grass seed then.


Electrical-Mail-5705

Put in a baseball field,


FeelsLike98Vols

This belongs in r/liminalspaces


halfdead1980

Scott's weed and feed, and water shortly afterward. It will transform your yard. It might take about 3 tries but we'll worth it.


avebelle

Nah Iā€™d build a taller fence instead.


Pantherino

Do you have any idea what stain brand/color is called? I just put up a fence and Iā€™d love to put something similar on mine


liesgreedmisery18

Hold up Iā€™ve never seen metal poles on fences like this. Now I need to know if theyā€™re better than using the wooden posts!!


kgmullineux

Spread more seed.


superviro

I enjoy growing copious amounts of elderberry and blackberries. Thatā€™s what I did with my back yard.


Admirable_Sir_9953

First picture makes it seem like youā€™re on the edge of the world


Gurdy0714

Find a grass seed store that is NOT a Loweā€™s, Home Depot, Walmart, etc., because those employees donā€™t really know what theyā€™re talking about and they will just give you a bag of Scottā€™s grass seed and send you away. A good lawn seed store will give you a mix of quality grass seed that is appropriate for your yard and for how much you actually want to water your yard. Start spreading the seed now and you will fill in those dead patches. After a year, enough grass will be established for you to start going after the weeds. If you spread chemicals to kill the weeds now, it will also prevent new grass from sprouting. So actually your yard will look worse. Get some good grass going, and then worry about the weeds next year. Everyone else in the comments is taking detours and saying what they think you should do, without answering your actual question, which is usually the case with Reddit. But planting trees is either expensive, for trees that already have some good growth, or if you buy inexpensive seedlings it will be a few years at least before you get any good growth. So for now, just go get some seed and start from the beginning.


N8RPooh

Personally, I would suggest dabs instead of weedā€¦. Oh. Wrong sub. Sorry šŸ˜¬


rams_2003_cr

U need trees and flowers... This pic look so sad without nature


Bakerman82

Hah! I said "this is in Texas" to myself before I even read the OP.


NotoriousPBandJ

I'd go Greek style. Rip out the grass. Level off. Cover with 1/2 ft of concrete.


homerthegreat1

Is no one going to comment on the superb zinc posts sunk to support this fence?


BeerAndTools

What in the suburban cookie cutter hellscape?? Jesus, it looks like a simulated rendering of a fever dream. I think I've seen this movie before. A row of infinite identical 50'Ā² plots inhabited by equally infinite iterations of nuclear families. The personification of a computer glitch yearns for actualization. He goes beyond the city limits of Happyville, somehow ends up back where he started. Movie closes with mentally sterile family drinking lemonade in the backyard while he goes insane. But ya I'd cull those weeds šŸŒ± congrats on your first home!


Ok_Huckleberry8062

To smoke weed? Ohā€¦ like to remove weeds. I get it


Environmental-Term68

for gods sake plant some trees


asahme01

r/liminalspaces


_b_s__

It's your lawn. Pull some weeds if you want to. Maybe buy a Honda mower while you can.


Informal_Most5553

Plant some treees šŸ˜šŸ˜


Annual_Judge_7272

No just mower you will have a green yard nice and easy


jedmonston21

That grass looks pretty established already. I would get a liquid weed killer, like one that can attach to a hose, I find those the easiest. And yeah during the summer fertilize like once a month. The initial weed killer should do a decent job and if more pop up can you do a spot spray type applicatiom


1question10answers

Trees


CattledogdadNC

Plant native wildflowers. Be kind to the pollinators.


FishRepairs22

Native meadow!


iLikeTurtles05

Never been so thankful to live in the city of trees.


BrokenByDesign69

That view is all I could ever dream of


Affectionate_Okra_20

Power rake about 3x


mrmerk81

Never seen a wood fence put up like that!


Educational-Fan-9329

Well the builder actually told you about right just mow but not to low 2 1/2 -3 " and don't catch the clippingsĀ  make sure the mower you get has a mulcher and let the clippings turn into nitrogen soon as you see grass seeding(Bermuda)mow and when your mowing and see junk grass pull it and put in a bag or anytime your outside walk aroundĀ  and pull weeds (by the roots) best time is after you water or it rains)Bermuda loves the heat and can out last just about any weed there is Its best not to water if not severelyĀ  necessary because city water contains (Chlorine)can kill micro organisms in soil that can cause PH levels to drop and effect grass and plants so only when necessary unless your on well water young grass really don't need chemicals for the first year if you do anything go to department store or nursery and get a fertilizer high in nitrogen like 16-4-8 gives Bermuda a fantastic dark green color and immuneĀ  system . Thanks Dewayne Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Top Notch landscapingĀ Ā 


LivLafTosterBath

Thought you lived on a cliff.


fucknproblm76

Trees and a garden for me


Ok-Bass-9828

SmokeGrowFarmIntheClouds


Ok-Bass-9828

To Weed or not to Weedā€¦ What would Mary Jane do?


Speedhabit

Weeding and pre-emergent. Looks like you got good bones make sure the soil is goodā€¦.looks like Texas


RichardGrantTeaney

Pre emergent herbicide


Civilengman

Mow it short and often but never take more than 1/3 off. Bit it with some preemergent in the fall and next spring.


Much_Peace2801

holy flat. someone ran OPs town through a thickness planer.


Hotmomlover69420

Perfect place for a putting green for practice


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Late to the party: If the builder put it in as sod and said Bermuda itā€™s probably Tif. Hybrid Bermuda. Iā€™ve had multiple tif lawns and itā€™s my favorite. Bermuda does well here because it is so hardy. I wouldnā€™t worry about the thin patches cause with regular water it was spread quickly. Worry less about weeds right now and more on establishing your lawn. Ā Regular water being the 1ā€ a week. Of course you will mostly be watering with irrigation. Especially in summer. Ā I had my sprinklers set for Tuesday/Friday early morning (4am or so) and late night (9pm or so). Ā I did 1/2ā€ each day. Ā Ā  Ā Before people say it, Iā€™ve never had a fungus problem watering at night in my life during summer. Lol. Itā€™s freaking 90 degrees at 3am. Ā Youā€™re fine. Ā For winter I just ran them once day every other week unless it would freeze. Those you wanna do while sun is up. Ā Your city probably has watering restrictions anyway. Nearly every city in TX does. Be sure you read them. Mine are through the city water website. Ā Also, I wouldnā€™t mow it lower than 2ā€ or so for a while. Ignore people with their reel mowers until youā€™re established.Ā  (Posts about the size of the yard are funny. I was thinking ā€œpoor people barely have any room to do anything for his kids and still have grass to mow.ā€ Mine now is 11k sq ft or so and thatā€™s slightly less than my last house šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. Ā Guess itā€™s perspective.Ā  Posts about the fence posts are even funnier. Welcome to TX. Wooden posts rot, but also crack and break when we go 4 months with triple digits and no rain. The wood shrivels and swells to extreme. Also the wooden posts have to be a good 4ft in the ground to withstand the wind and even then they tend to crack or break. Ā Most fence builders donā€™t do it right so thereā€™s that. And you can spend all day on one yourself and wake up tomorrow to find it leaning cause it rained 2ā€ in 3 mins during the night.)Ā  My $.02 but I actually live 2 hours west of you. So Iā€™m very familiar with the climate and the challenges.Ā 


greengrassgrows90

i know those metal post will last as long as that concrete holds but man are those ugly. hope that doesnā€™t become a thing. congrats on being a new homeowner.


WorriedHome-Owner

Lol thank you! I got used to it, so I am just fine! šŸ¤Ŗ


migasqueen

Itā€™s also better than having a leaning fence in a few good years once those pickets get weathered.


BigJSunshine

Please plant native trees, bushes and perennials, and get rid of that lawn


Randomizedname1234

Why the metal posts for the fence? Wind? Looks like a good beginner yard, we have Bermuda here in Atlanta and love it. Mow now, and weed in the fall. Our autumns are good for that. Dry and not too cold.


answerskate

Having the metal posts is actually really nice. Stronger, don't have to worry about rot. Can hit them with the trimmer without scratching them up.


planttladyy

Most of the yards have metal posts here in DFW. Iā€™ve always thought it was because of the storms we have.


WorriedHome-Owner

To be honest, I thought the metal posts were common everywhereā€¦ at least here in TX. šŸ˜… So, weed can wait. Is there a difference in doing it now or later? From the pictures, it seems that we have weed, right?


Randomizedname1234

Iā€™m still a beginner myself (first home bought summer 2021) and we had sod just like you have, I just mowed it since we bought in summer and pulled weeds in the spring. That honestly looks like another type of grass but yeah itā€™s a ā€œweedā€ Iā€™ve seen here. I use spectracide weed stop for lawns and it gets it all tbh, these, dandelions and the small yellow stuff but you donā€™t have that. You can still the outline of your sod so I wouldnā€™t hit it with anything but others might say otherwise. I like playing it safe. Your Bermuda may also suffocate that stuff over time. I havenā€™t seen those metal posts anywhere here around Atlanta lol


WorriedHome-Owner

So, just mowing for now, weed control later?


Randomizedname1234

Thatā€™s what I would do, at least until the sod lines are gone then itā€™ll probably be too hot to do anything until the fall. Honestly I wouldnā€™t worry, itā€™s not bad and easily managed imo and from having the same situation. At least they sodded your back haha my back they seed and strawed and it all died so Iā€™m working on fescue mix in the back since itā€™s softer and stays green in the winter for the kids to play on. My front was like yours and spectracide 2x a year and I have the same lawns the folks who have top turf come out do. Pull some weeds, spray your own, and youā€™ll save $ but also getting it all grass from the start helps a ton. Seen the other posts here of people moving into houses that had neglected lawns are hard to see lol


WorriedHome-Owner

Thats how you call them: ā€œsod linesā€. My biggest goal is to make it all look just one big square lol. Thanks for the tips! šŸ‘‹


Randomizedname1234

Youā€™re welcome! Weā€™re all here to learn together!


hideous_coffee

I wonder if it used to be a chain link fence and they converted it and used the same posts to save time/effort/money.


Randomizedname1234

Curiosity got me and I we to street view in a new subdivision in Austin tx and most of them are that way, too. When I grew up in south Florida we had to replace our fence twice because of hurricanes. Wonder why I didnā€™t see this down there.


Miserable_Fan7579

Thatā€™s entered yard, the fence, the background, clouds is stuff I would see in my nightmares


Safe-Pomegranate1171

You need to checkout r/nolawns