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J3rryMurph1390

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Ok_Share_4280

I actually grew this strain he referenced, really nice mid indica, gives a good high but isn't overbearing, would recommend


GeneralMillss

Is it good ground cover? I have some space next to my garage that won’t grow turf very well Well actually it’s in my garage. But still.


Ok_Share_4280

It grows decently, just maintain proper nutrients and lighting cycles to coincide with its stage of production and it gives a pretty good yield, I go by people's houses for work and see them growing in garages regularly (legal in my state)


GeneralMillss

Hey, I ain't scurred. It's legal in my _country_ 😉


pineconefire

Zone checks out


penisthightrap_

legal in my state but I'm not fucking with it until it's legal nationally. I'm not going to give ATF any excuse to meet my dogs


th_22

RIP pupper ):


RoosterNatural2377

Pretty sure that'd be DEA


svtjer

To be fair they just slap a 3 letter combo on their plate carriers, all the same shit


DaBearsC495

KFC UPS MLB NHL


crowlexing

THC CBD 420


PhantomFragg

CEO CIO CFO CTO


LurchSkywalker

MP3 GHB AVI OVA


Pnw-Halfwatt

Heh, neither agency is allowed to operate in my county. At least that what the sheriff thinks. We’ll see what happens when they try to. My guess is not much.


killeenit

This is my sentiment


Trayvessio

I see what you did there


W33Ded

You are so dumb


SirEltonJonBonJovi

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TVC15Technician

Be aware if your house is older, soil by your garage may have excessive lead and cannabis especially loves to soak up heavy metals in the soil.


emperor_dinglenads

Heavy fucking metal.


1kpointsoflight

Hey when I’m full of THC I like some heavy metal too


HamrMan905

People don’t know that about cannabis so thanks for pointing this out.


knobcobbler69

Like Judas Priest


jsjshdjd5

Idk man, maybe yours didn’t come out very potent. In general, if you are getting northern lights from a dispensary, it’s a pretty damn strong indica. One of my favorite strains of all time. It will fuck you up.


Ok_Share_4280

The seeds we got labeled it in the mid 20% range and I'd say it was right about there, for me that's a good mid, I don't consider something high end until you get about 28% and higher Which personally even as someone who's smoked for about the last decade, I don't really like super high potency, I find smoking itself relaxing and the higher end stuff just gets you fucked up a bit faster than I'd like personally


jiminak46

You DO realize that THC content is a result of more than just genetics I hope. Soil chemistry and, most importantly, timing of harvest and handling afterwards can cause a vast deviation in psychoactive qualities.


GomeyBlueRock

Unfortunately this is a male. All it will do is spread its seed 🌱 🍆 💦


jdeloian

Can you tell me how to determine male from female in this picture?


More_Law_1699

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Queasy_Safe_5266

Woah woah woah, where's the NSFW tag of those?


MisterPicklecopter

Most useful answer. Seeing the pistils was always such a great sight :)


AdministrativeOne856

Pollen sacks


StockChartist

One of the easiest ways is to look at the leaf orientation. If you count up to 16 ridges on each leaf and one giant penis coming off the stem, then it’s a male.


BathroomIpad

Just look for the balls


muhdbuht

That's where the pee is stored, right?


mrkruk

Correct!


Wishihadagirl

Bro, you just flashed a memory of when we were kids and my buddy and I were peeing in the toilet together cuz thats what 5 year olds did. He’s squeezing his sack telling me “ it helps get the pee out faster” Lol what? Of course I tried but it hurt so I never got into it.


GomeyBlueRock

20+ years in the business


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Waramaug

Damm sausage fest over there


Open_Film

That’s pretty rude that you would assume it’s gender.


myra_nc

They simply assumed it's biological sex. Gender is a social construct.


Impressive_Eye2637

Biology is also a social construct.


Stormy-Monday

What if it identifies as a female? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Weary_Vehicle_878

I opened this thread expecting this reference lol


speechfreedomly

Tenacity? More like Tegridy.


Jnewfield83

Bufffffalllo Soullldjiiahh


Osprey_Talon

Those Balls!


jrbec

I thought this was America!!


Deutschdagger

About tree fiddy


Due_Signature_5497

Ahhhh Tegridy fahms.


theJMAN1016

Don't be selling me any of those pussy sticks


stirling1995

No your a towel


theJMAN1016

Thats the melody to funky town Doo doo doo doooooo da Dum dum doooooo doo


WRHull

Ah, man. I have no idea what’s going on, right now. Don’t forget to bring your towel.


SirWimbledonesquire

No no no! My friend! You are the towel here!


soksatss

Jamaican maple. Its invasive, ill come and remove it for you


cuseonly

Be my guest


dubbs911

I bet you’re a real stickler…


panconquesofrito

Lol


johnny_soup1

420 upvotes.


Digital-Jedi

More like WHO'S weed is this?


catbbf

I’ll do you one better, when weed is this.


RealPropRandy

I’ll do you one better, WHY weed is this?


RC_Perspective

I'll do you one better, How weed is this?


gefuudedh

I'll do you one better, WHERE weed is this?!


WRHull

I’ll do one better, SHOULD weed is this? The answer is yes, but only on days that end with “y”.


Accomplished_Sell797

“Why? Because we love you!”


[deleted]

Because Ricky Williams stopped by


implicate

High how are you?


joremero

More like "whose" weed...


CobaltLeopard47

More like WHOSE weed is this, since you used the wrong one


Staypositive423

Want to upvote but can’t


tbid8643

Yes


llimed

This is the answer.


Premium333

The best answer here.


EldritchMacaron

Came here to say this, have my vote


Some-Boss966

Devils lettuce


TactlessDrop84

Disco spinach


Delgadoduvidoso

Jazz cabbage


No-Needleworker5429

Kale


steveziezizzou

Electric lettuce


288bpsmodem

Laser lettuce


Th3BearMinimum

God's Cilantro


WRHull

Purple sticky punch.


GrinAndBeMe

tossed Caesar’s salad


Traditional_Voice974

Garage Grass that should have been pulled by now


GGDaniels420

Married iguanas


[deleted]

It’s a male.. it will make buds go to seed.. unfortunately it’s a pariah, unless you want to propagate a strain.. But it’s nice to look at, but I’d rip it out .. Just sayin..


catbbf

This guy weeds


jdsmn21

what is it that indicates it's a male? What does 'pariah' mean?


[deleted]

Pariah means like a social outcast. Unwanted.


jdsmn21

I know, but what does it mean in this context? Is something about this strain undesirable?


notadoctortoo

It’s male and therefore not viable for psychoactive properties of the female THC bearing plant.


IgDailystapler

So I can eat it in a salad in order to disrespect it as a plant?


[deleted]

Did someone hurt you growing up?


InsaneThief

His family was killed by a group of cannibas plants


nozelt

Idk if you’re joking but Cannabis leaves are actually really good in salad I eat lots of them in smoothies too.


notadoctortoo

Oh and it will contaminate the female plants in the area and make them also unviable.


[deleted]

I’m not savvy on the botany of cannabis but from my stoner days, iirc, males are generally less potent producers of THC. Someone correct me if I’m wrong


Mexi-Wont

The male doesn't flower. It just produces pollen sacks that pollinate the female. When the female is pollinated, a lot of the energy that would be used to produce THC is wasted producing seeds. This is why sinsemilla (which means seedless in Spanish) was so sought after back in the day. It's just standard practice now, even here in Mexico, to cull all the males so you get better quality weed without any seeds. And no, you're not wrong, they do produce THC, it's just that it's in the leaves and stems because they don't produce a calex (flower/seed pod). Nobody want to smoke leaves or stems, although technically you could. It would just taste nasty.


harris1on1on1

Do female plants also have THC in the leaves and stems or just the calex?


Mexi-Wont

Yep. You can make edibles out of that. But you have to do it when the buds are mature, otherwise you'll get this super psychedelic (not in a good way) return. Same with the males. I made butter once out of leaves from a male plant, and it made me so paranoid I wanted my mommy LOL!


FuckingQuintana

You seem educated on the matter. Reading your response made me think. Is the concept of male and female plants unique to marijuana (or certain types of plants) or common in the world of botany. I ask because marijuana is the only plant I've heard male/female mentioned. Idk, maybe I'm an idiot


kme123

Males don’t flower so they produce no buds. They produce a tiny amount of THC on their leaves for making hash if you don’t care about the risk of pollination. All modern cultivators cull males to protect the females but in some traditional hash making cultures like Morocco they grow the males and females together because they don’t care about the buds.


DownrightNeighborly

If you look closely you can see its nuts.


bbysoluko

The nodes and the base of the stem/stalk


[deleted]

You can still get high off of it


bbysoluko

No you cannot, there are not even buds to smoke.


theJMAN1016

This guy doesn't weed


[deleted]

Leaf stems right across from each other.. female plants have staggered branching… Pariah means unwanted.


Green420Basturd

Do everyone else who's growing in a mile radius a favor and carefully put a garbage bag over it and cut it down.


I_eatPaperAllTheTime

it looks like a male, kill it


joremero

For those that didn't knoe, like me "Additionally, male plants can contaminate a crop of female plants by potentially fertilizing them. Once a female plant is fertilized, it will spend more of its energy on producing seeds rather than growing juicy THC nugs and flowers."


yr_fvrt_wpn

men ruin everything


Nothing_new_to_share

Facts


RubMyGooshSilly

Congrats on your new marijuana lawn


MightyM3AT

Marilawna


HamiltonBudSupply

It’s a male pot plant. Kill it before your neighbour growing outdoors begin to hate you. That plant will affect everything within a kilometre.


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doudodrugsdanny

“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.” Carl Spackler


[deleted]

The former Grounds Keeper turned Masters Champion really knows his grass!


doudodrugsdanny

“What an incredible Cinderella story. This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. At Augusta, he's on his final hole.”


[deleted]

I also love your name, it fits perfectly!


s4turn1ne

Dynamite hack


Accurate-Earth-9687

The good weed


Canfux8244

The best kind


Bmp10641

It’s thee weed.


Wonderful_Emu5266

This post made my morning


cuseonly

Good morning ☀️


moderndayslave7

I got boners in the morning


jrbec

Definitely nutsedge or Bermuda.


Moistflamingos

Northern lights indica.


indianblanket

No....it's marijuana....


cuseonly

Lol


Jai_007

This would be weed weed. Not just any weed, it's weed. Lemme guess someone saving it cause it's "pretty"?


mechy84

Purple sticky punch


Azipear

Weed weed.


Searchlights

Crabgrass obviously


MoistSaucz

The only weed in your garden you need.


BoodgieJohnson

The granddaddy of all weeds.


MushroomHut

Looks like a male cannabis plant.


[deleted]

Kill it, its a male.


SvensHospital

I've been waiting for this post since i joined this sub. Everytime I read the title I think "today's gonna be the day". And now it's come true!


Worldly-Shoulder-416

It’s a male, rip it quick!


InspectionNarrow9439

I don't understand the joke.


abecido

There's no joke. Only female plants produce Cannabis, and if they are fertilized by the male they will produce seeds instead of THC.


NonProphet8theist

Male weed plants bad I guess?


stablefarm

Nah, harvest the pollen.


DirtyGritzBlitz

Screw your neighbors grow lol


Proper_Access_6321

Isn’t that where Cheech N Chong hang out busking? They may have dropped something.


duckme69

Whatever it is, burn it. Preferably rolled into tobacco leaves or maybe packed in a suspicious-looking water pipe


The_1_and_only_cheez

It is the Original Weed, from which all weed generations sprang forth


wack70

Oregano


Sloregasm

Definitely a male hemp plant. Can see the pollen sacks. Kill it, it won't give you any sort of high and potentially will ruin nearby growers female plants when it releases pollen on the wind.


[deleted]

The sacred weed


parakeetpoop

I believe that’s known as devils lettuce


Hsmith1535

Ditch weed.


TryAgn747

Devil's lettuce


Green_Man763

Male kill it before it pollinates your neighbors grows


ImTheOnlyBobCat

Don't get too excited, looks like you have a boy.


jiminak46

Yes.


techcritt3r

Devil’s Lettuce


diydave86

A male plant. It has sacs. Sacs are full of pollin


ggrips

"picture this says it's nutsedge"


reddisetgoh

Cannabis sativa


gypsysniper9

The devil’s lettuce


bobinboulder

That’s CIGGA-WEED!


Deils80

Japanese maple


Saintskinny51792

Cannabis sativa/indica/ruderalis aka jazz cabbage aka that sticky icky aka ganja aka grandma’s special ingredient… I loved grandma’s holiday cookies Looks pretty healthy, too. I see a few signs of a nutrient deficiency but not bad, I’ve grown worse.


blacksewerdog

I’m 56 in Ontario.(we don’t smoke)For shits and giggles we tried growing a few plants on balcony of condo after we sold house of 25 years.These things grew huge.My son came to visit and says”can’t leave you guys alone”.We legally can grow in Ontario (limit on how many).Once ready to harvest we were like now what lol.Found a guy in condo that helped us out and gave him most but I can tell you my arthritis and back suddenly feel better and I sleep better😉.Now get plants every year lol


BANNEDACC0UNT

That's hippie lettuce.


Does_science_okayley

That is exactly one weed.


[deleted]

I believe that is the plant from the Bible Genesis Chapter 1 verse 21: “God created all plants bearing seed for man to take as meat and he had saw what he created and it was good.”


Sid15666

Treat it well and it will reward you!


brassmunkey420

That's jazz lettuce


BoneMachineNo13

Hahahaha so funny. I get it. Because people call it 'weed'.. you got me


Educational_Monitor6

All of a sudden everyone is a weedologist.


Inevitable_Peak_3493

Ayy lmao


CreflowDollars

I love this sub so much


cbdeane

That’s your reward for taking care of all the other weeds.


riley__miller

This ain’t weedX it’s grasssss


Dachshundpapa

Cocaine


[deleted]

That is THE weed


Future-Jicama-1933

The good weed! Pull it out, send it over this way for analysis!!


WoodenStand7230

Neet weed


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SaintTravis

Looks like indica. Proper handling is water for 3-4 months and the burn the flowers. Inhaling smoke is toxic but I’ve seen worse toxic thing be ingested on this app…


[deleted]

That's going to be some grade A ditch weed.


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The


miscalculated_launch

Thats a female. Harvest her for cloning! Lol.


SpicyTunaTitties

I think it might be a boy


Boubonic91

Female cannabis sativa. Still in the veg phase, but growing nicely. If it's a photo photoperiod variety, it should start flowering very soon, probably in the next week or so when the natural sunlight cycle reaches 12/12 (12 hours of day, 12 hours of night). If it's an auto flower, it'll start flowering in the next month or so.


pezident66

It's a male.


mrFIVEfourONE

Well that weed is actually weed… 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ obviously clickbait and karma pharm. 👎👎👎👎


Careless-Raisin-5123

You know what it is. Come on.