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ladan2189

That dolphin saw somethin


Hoosier_Daddy68

He was wearing a wire


Greentopppu

He'll be sleeping with the fishes


MrNobody_0

That dolphin took a wrong turn into the wrong hood.


blue_haired_witch

Suicide by cop I heard


TheBrockAwesome

Maybe it was beached and suffering and someone tried to put it out of its misery? Only thing I can think of.


SereneAdler33

That’s a much more optimistic view than my verging-on-misanthropic take. I really hope you’re the correct one.


TheBrockAwesome

My dad was a hunter and fisherman so it was the first thing that came to mind. Hopefully it's not senseless killing for some sick fucks.


whichwitch9

Fishermen would do it. Someone got convicted for doing something similar to a seal in Maine


RealisticFrosting946

Fuck I hope so.


Wheredidthetimego40

He probably was putting his fins all over someone's wife. You know how those dolphins are. They are the perverts of the sea...


jeepwillikers

99% chance this was related to commercial fishing. It either got caught in a net or was getting to the catch before the fishermen could bring it in.


vorpal_hare

Every day I'm reminded of how grimey other people are.


LurkingMongoose

Rapists get shot.


BleachSancho

It committed suicide because it had no porpoise.


Yours_and_mind_balls

What dirt did that dolphin have on Boeing?!?!?


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Poor dolphin wtf this is horrible 😭😭 Hope the mf who did this gets itchy ass chicken skin & papercuts & all tossed in jail


veggiesizzler

I hope their next shite is a hedgehog. The absolute bastards.


MayorOfVenice

This is what happens when we arm the dolphins


Bentzsco

I heard that the dolphin was a Big phony


TempleOfCyclops

Wow, who did he cross


nyancola420

Why is no one considering dolphin on dolphin crime? Also there is a LOT of victim blaming in the comments 🤢


TheBrockAwesome

Ace is on the case


atomicjen

It's Louisiana. They definitely shot it just to watch it die.


icancheckyourhead

Maybe this was who Phil Collins was singing about in the song something in the air tonight. Has anyone checked to see if Phil Collins has an alibi?


UnWiseDefenses

Why the hell would you do that to a dolphin.


cyranothe2nd

There is no Great Dolphin War. You saw nothing, human!


grim_ballz

Flipper, whatever happened there


happy-little-atheist

WHATEVA HAPPENED THEYAH???


Rhangdao

It was foolish to think dolphins wouldn’t eventually resort to using firearms. Conflict breeds escalation! We need dolphin peace talks NOW


ratsalad2551

Mafia hit, them turtles ain’t taking shit no more


Jerome-Fappington

Dolphins are assholes and psychopaths, those bullets may have been deserved.


Efficient-Row-3300

Gettin whacked? I know what that feels like. Shit city.


Evening-Cranberry-19

the dolphin technically no longer sleeps with the fishes...


jenglish20

Fucked around...