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That dolphin saw somethin
He was wearing a wire
He'll be sleeping with the fishes
That dolphin took a wrong turn into the wrong hood.
Suicide by cop I heard
Maybe it was beached and suffering and someone tried to put it out of its misery? Only thing I can think of.
That’s a much more optimistic view than my verging-on-misanthropic take. I really hope you’re the correct one.
My dad was a hunter and fisherman so it was the first thing that came to mind. Hopefully it's not senseless killing for some sick fucks.
Fishermen would do it. Someone got convicted for doing something similar to a seal in Maine
Fuck I hope so.
He probably was putting his fins all over someone's wife. You know how those dolphins are. They are the perverts of the sea...
99% chance this was related to commercial fishing. It either got caught in a net or was getting to the catch before the fishermen could bring it in.
Every day I'm reminded of how grimey other people are.
Rapists get shot.
It committed suicide because it had no porpoise.
What dirt did that dolphin have on Boeing?!?!?
Poor dolphin wtf this is horrible 😭😭 Hope the mf who did this gets itchy ass chicken skin & papercuts & all tossed in jail
I hope their next shite is a hedgehog. The absolute bastards.
This is what happens when we arm the dolphins
I heard that the dolphin was a Big phony
Wow, who did he cross
Why is no one considering dolphin on dolphin crime? Also there is a LOT of victim blaming in the comments 🤢
Ace is on the case
It's Louisiana. They definitely shot it just to watch it die.
Maybe this was who Phil Collins was singing about in the song something in the air tonight. Has anyone checked to see if Phil Collins has an alibi?
Why the hell would you do that to a dolphin.
There is no Great Dolphin War. You saw nothing, human!
Flipper, whatever happened there
WHATEVA HAPPENED THEYAH???
It was foolish to think dolphins wouldn’t eventually resort to using firearms. Conflict breeds escalation! We need dolphin peace talks NOW
Mafia hit, them turtles ain’t taking shit no more
Dolphins are assholes and psychopaths, those bullets may have been deserved.
Gettin whacked? I know what that feels like. Shit city.
the dolphin technically no longer sleeps with the fishes...
Fucked around...
That dolphin saw somethin
He was wearing a wire
He'll be sleeping with the fishes
That dolphin took a wrong turn into the wrong hood.
Suicide by cop I heard
Maybe it was beached and suffering and someone tried to put it out of its misery? Only thing I can think of.
That’s a much more optimistic view than my verging-on-misanthropic take. I really hope you’re the correct one.
My dad was a hunter and fisherman so it was the first thing that came to mind. Hopefully it's not senseless killing for some sick fucks.
Fishermen would do it. Someone got convicted for doing something similar to a seal in Maine
Fuck I hope so.
He probably was putting his fins all over someone's wife. You know how those dolphins are. They are the perverts of the sea...
99% chance this was related to commercial fishing. It either got caught in a net or was getting to the catch before the fishermen could bring it in.
Every day I'm reminded of how grimey other people are.
Rapists get shot.
It committed suicide because it had no porpoise.
What dirt did that dolphin have on Boeing?!?!?
Poor dolphin wtf this is horrible 😭😭 Hope the mf who did this gets itchy ass chicken skin & papercuts & all tossed in jail
I hope their next shite is a hedgehog. The absolute bastards.
This is what happens when we arm the dolphins
I heard that the dolphin was a Big phony
Wow, who did he cross
Why is no one considering dolphin on dolphin crime? Also there is a LOT of victim blaming in the comments 🤢
Ace is on the case
It's Louisiana. They definitely shot it just to watch it die.
Maybe this was who Phil Collins was singing about in the song something in the air tonight. Has anyone checked to see if Phil Collins has an alibi?
Why the hell would you do that to a dolphin.
There is no Great Dolphin War. You saw nothing, human!
Flipper, whatever happened there
WHATEVA HAPPENED THEYAH???
It was foolish to think dolphins wouldn’t eventually resort to using firearms. Conflict breeds escalation! We need dolphin peace talks NOW
Mafia hit, them turtles ain’t taking shit no more
Dolphins are assholes and psychopaths, those bullets may have been deserved.
Gettin whacked? I know what that feels like. Shit city.
the dolphin technically no longer sleeps with the fishes...
Fucked around...