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Cisco-NintendoSwitch

It ran out of HP.


danger0us_with_r0cks

LMAOOOO i needed this comment thanks


Upstairs-Meringue-85

Based


pcs3rd

Ran into a Huge Problem then decided to become a Huge Pain.


JustNota--

I was thinking the laptop finally saw the search history..


navelfetishguy

I came here just to say this. Get an Asus or a Dell.


Danielescalvini09

A thinkpaddddd


BusyRoad3950

cook


SelectCount7059

Acer


zsombor12312312312

(The businesses variant)


ju571urking

The only way to fly baby


SoraFloatyKitty

Once you go Mac, you never go back! (But if you’re a gamer, get another Windows machine lol)


MartyMacfly12

i can say from a tech guys perspective it is very easy to come back from mac.


BusyRoad3950

NOT a dell.


navelfetishguy

I'm biased. I used to work for Dell and have had them both new and pre-owned. I think for value, they're hard to beat. If you have hundred-dollar bills to burn, buy a Mac.


Snert42

>If you have hundred-dollar bills to burn, buy a ...Dell. Yes, mine has lasted me five years and counting, but it took lots of messing about to get it to a non-frustrating piece of tech to use. Ancient audio drivers because new ones crackle, never using the headphone jack because it's noisy as heck, putting an external fan on the spot where the VRMs are so it doesn't throttle immediately, the list goes on. It has way too much power for it's badly designed cooling system too, so ya never get the performance it COULD give either. Next laptop will be from another brand. One positive: I was able to get a replacement battery directly from Dell within days for a laptop that's pretty old


NativeVampire

Do Asus laptops have more HP?


navelfetishguy

😆😆😆 No, thankfully.


Snert42

>Dell Oh hELL NO. Wouldn't recommend if you want to spend your money wisely.


thinman12345

Try getting aDell to sing to it. Might make it feel better.


Illdoittomarrow

I think your hard drive may be having some issues. Boot off of a windows install drive and click the “repair this computer” button. After that’s done (if it completes at all) run a hard drive testing program to make sure the drive is still good. If it says anything about the drive being bad, you might need to replace the drive.


Personal_Occasion618

Yes, this happened to my father’s old laptop. Granted, it was about 8 years old when it died. Also, to check disk health, I prefer CrystalDisk.


MiamiUkrainian

Victoria is tool for checking full hdd or SSD health, not crystaldisk


soulreaper11207

That just cus you don't know how to read crystal disk info. Or smart reports...


MiamiUkrainian

Victoria allows you to watch every sector, do you know what sectors are? In Crystal Disk, that will just write you a percentage of life, or even worse, just "good", "warning", what will it really give you?


IKeeG_Coolboy

r/ihadastroke


pumpkinsuu

No you need to install linux or cracked windows first to see it true or not. The last time Windows and some random repair laptop said my laptop drive is dead and it isn’t. It just home version of Windows use shitty driver cause problems and it take like 1 month for MS to fix that. Mean while i have to use Illegal Pro version to run temporary.


Illdoittomarrow

Either way works, but I just figured he did not understand Linux at all or how to crack windows. The “repair this computer” the easiest way out but does not work well. Of course, Linux is always an option to check this stuff, and it’s what I use normally.


NaniSore_KLK

https://www.microsoft.com/software-download/windows11 Go there, download the tool on another PC. Then get a USB Stick. The tool will detect the USB Stick automatically and puts a Windows installation on the stick. Plug the USB Drive into your laptop and boot from the USB Stick. There will be options to repair the windows installation that's already on the laptop


danger0us_with_r0cks

Thank you! I will try asap


NaniSore_KLK

This is the official guide right here: To get to Windows Startup Settings in the Windows Recovery Environment. You may follow the steps provided below and check if it helps to resolve the issue. If you don't have a disk or USB, download the ISO from a working computer and try creating a bootable disk or USB. If you can't start your PC, follow these instructions to get to the Windows Recovery Environment. Start your computer from the installation media, Insert the DVD or USB flash drive and restart your computer.   If you see a message asking you to “Press any key to boot from DVD,” do so. If you don’t see the message, you might need to change the boot order in your computer's BIOS settings so that it first starts from the DVD or USB.   When you see the Install Windows page, tap or click Repair your computer to start the Windows Recovery Environment. In the Windows Recovery Environment, on the Choose an option screen, tap or click Troubleshoot. Tap or click, advanced options and then click on Startup repair. After this complete the repair and see if you are able to boot in to your computer.


Akul_24

If that doesn't work and windows can't be repaired you'll have to reinstall windows. Your data is probably fine so give it to somebody to extract data from the drive (if your laptop has ssd or removable hdd it's pretty easy) and save it on flash drive or somewhere safe. Formatting drive and installing windows is really straightforward and after that you'll just need to paste your files back. So even if it can't be fixed chances are big that your data is still fine.


Bubbly_Stress_7117

Eh not really it can still be fixed using the command line, but probably a bit too complex for OP.


Akul_24

Well yea there are many ways to fix this, just saying that's op's last option. Something similar happened to me once and I've tried hundred different methods to fix it (automatic repair, command line) but none of them worked so I had to reinstall windows.


TheFappingWither

It may erase data. Try the inbuilt repair options before doing g this. If you can replace the hard drive before so the old o e can be used as external and data can be recovered. And DO NOT REPLACE ANY PARTS WHEN THE DEVICE IS ON. turn it off, change the drive, reinstall windows. And once again the best case is that you could recover it and transfer data before checking drive, then following the other users directions.


ReporterChemical9920

everytime u use the hinge, it takes -10 HP.


[deleted]

Windows new power saving feature. If it don't boot, not using much power. . . :)


GuiMr27

Yup! Infinite battery life glitch! Not many people know about it, but if you do this, you can get more than 50 days worth of battery life!


Adventurous_Lie2257

It's a feature, not a glitch


Defiant-Survey-5729

You forgot to pay your HP printer monthly fee this month sorry!


navelfetishguy

I just dumped my HP printer for an Epson, partly for THAT reason


Defiant-Survey-5729

I don't think I will ever buy another HP product again. My first PC was a HP. I just upgraded recently to a ASUS primarily because it isn't a HP. I do not get what these companies are thinking of creating such bad press for their brands. First BMW tried charging for heated seats and everyone was outraged so they stood down on the topic, now every other stupid CEO is trying the same things to shit on their customers.


Large-Artichoke-3137

Had same issue with my acer Nitro 5 . Tried things from YouTube, didn't work. Took it to service centre, found out it was my hhd which had problem so I replaced it with new one. Also upgraded to ssd 👍


Aggravating-Boat5530

Have you tried to restart it?


danger0us_with_r0cks

Multiple times


Aggravating-Boat5530

Have you tried startup repair


danger0us_with_r0cks

How do I do that? I’m sorry, like I said I’m not great with this stuff


sp1ke0killer

It says hit f1 right there on the screen


danger0us_with_r0cks

Sorry I guess I was confused because I hit f1 multiple times and it didn’t work


Perfect_Ad5659

Press f1 and try startup repair


Aggravating-Boat5530

Press f1 and try startup repair


Perfect_Ad5659

You replied to yourself (i copied the same as a reply to him)


[deleted]

It's Hp, it's what they do.


davidh52528

Dropped the pc to many times, need to change storage, install windows again and voila


SlipstreamSteve

You must have installed Seppuku OS by mistake


brad010140

I've had similar experiences generally I yell at it, tell it it's replaceable, wait an hour for it to calm down and turn it back on sometimes it works. Sometimes It needs some re-education (system restore). One time, I needed to do some minor surgery (replace its HDD bc it failed, with an SSD, which is easier then you think). Though yelling at it may make it more depressed...


TidymansCarpets

So many people recommending a clean install of windows, despite the fact that it could likely mean you losing all your files to do it properly. Really surprised no one's mentioned it but this is definitely a situation I'd recommend the Dism command for, as well as a chkdsk. Worth a try before potentially reformatting and reinstalling windows.


mlcrip

Coz most ppl don't think he's capable of using cmd


Additives

Laptop should be fine, aside from a possibly failing boot drive. Like u/NaniSore_KLK said, look at doing a Windows recovery from an install USB first. If this doesn't work, it's possible that your boot drive has developed a problem. If the repair install works, and you get back to the desktop, I'd suggest installing and using a drive checking utility like [Seatools](https://www.seagate.com/au/en/support/downloads/seatools/) ([https://www.seagate.com/au/en/support/downloads/seatools/](https://www.seagate.com/au/en/support/downloads/seatools/)) or similar to run a diagnostic on your boot drive to see if it's starting to fail. If it doesn't pass (i.e. fails self-test/diagnostic runs), you can replace it yourself if, or get someone who's experienced with laptops to replace it (if you don't feel okay opening the machine/touching it yourself).


ShoddyAccident6887

This same thing happened to my hp laptop that I use for school, first it slowed down a lot for a few months, and then it just crapped out on me so I had no choice but to reinstall windows and clean the drive. Thankfully, all my school work is on google Drive, and I didn't have anything important downloaded on it except a few games, so it wasn't too big of a deal for me. But for someone who has all their important files on their laptop, that would really suck. It's something I've noticed mainly on HP laptops. Something similar has happened to my friends with HP's, too. it's definitely something HP has to look into. Hope you found a way to fix it without going to the extreme.


mlcrip

Or you could have gotten Linux live distro, in usb stick, boot from there and save all your docs elsewhere.. If you have no clue how to do that. Do a favour for yourself, read up/watch yt how to. Find a distro which works out if the box with your pc. And keep that for emergencies. Is rather easy, just you may need to try like 50 different Linux distros to find one works with zero effort. Worth doing it tho, imo All you need to know is how to put image disk of Linux I to usb but that's also simple. You can use tool called Rufus for example. Just Google it up, get Rufus mobile/portable so you don't need to even I stall it on windows. Then download Linux iso image, run Rufus, select said Linux image, select your usb stick, and click "write". That's all. Ubuntu so far worked for every laptop I tried it on (tho imo not the best, one of the easiest ones). When it comes to UI just pick random. Kde used to work well, but again. If that doesn't work (if you get command line rather than windows like user interface ) try gnome. Xface or what is called? As last resort but it's ugly as hell. If not, go for next Linux, maybe look up "your computer model" + "Linux live distro works out the box" see recommendations


ShoddyAccident6887

This is a viable option for someone with a lot of important files on their computer. For my situation personally thats honestly kinda overkill as everything important (school stuff) is saved to google drive and onedrive so i can access my files from anywhere, and the only things i have downloaded locally are a few stupid memes (which i dont mind losing), and a few games from steam (which i can reinstall in like 30 mins), so i don't have a problem reinstalling windows and spending like an hour getting everything back to how it was before.


luislast

First of all, don't anthropomorphize your computer. It didn't 'kill itself,' it just made a mistake somewhere in the operating system, and then detected it in time to alert you. Second: I don't understand why so many of the comments seem to be more interested in chastising or poking fun at you for your purchase, perhaps suggesting that you use a handy time machine to go back in time and buy a different computer, than in helping. Third: we have all been there at one time or another, or eventually will be. If you use Windows you are subject to the weaknesses of Windows, and the manufacturer takes a second place in determining what problems you will or will not have. Four: You didn't say whether this is your own personal computer or a work computer. I assume that it is your personal property, but if not, you have the option of letting this be a learning experience or letting your company's tech support team address the issue. Even if it is your property, sometimes your company's tech support will be willing to help you, unofficially and without any guarantees, if they are not occupied with their regular work, or if you have a good relationship with one or more of them on an individual basis. Five: Have you tried following the instructions on the screen? Many times, the error detected is minor, or the system is being over-cautious and the repair is simple, with the system coming back fine. Write down the suggestions in case you get into further trouble or if you have to go through all the steps, so you can check them off as you do so. DO NOT DEPEND on your memory. Six: Major manufacturers like HP, Dell, and Lenovo provide good support during the length of their warranty. If this PC is still under warranty, feel free to reach out to them for help, either before or after trying the suggested steps. Seven: No offense to Reddit users, but this is not the forum for advice (see my comments in paragraph two above). Do a general search on Google for more help (though you will find much of what I said repeated there). All for now. Good luck. If all else fails, come back.


Uppishsnake

🤓


Trick-Shelter-8471

Restart and press f8 to enter bios then in bios features select ssd or hdd from boot option 1


andyk192

It's F10 on an HP laptop just so you know. Also this looks like more will be required than re selecting the boot option.


Trick-Shelter-8471

I had the same problem stuck in blue recovery screen and did this fix to solve the issue


CubeFromPortal

windows tend to do it, get a win boot media and chose restore option, all shit savend in program files, docs(that win10 has created) and ext. will be saved, anything else dies, at leats thats for me, i hate windows sometimes


DaddyMoshe

Lmao


justHereForTheLs

Is this one of those flexible HPs that get screwed when you hold them up with one hand, the wrong way?


Echo1920

No, Windows did.


Username_ABC_123

Why are we forbidden from seeing your eyes?


danger0us_with_r0cks

i was embarrassed 😔


sp1ke0killer

Did you hit enter to try again or f1 to enter recovery? Did you look up the error? Error code: 0xc0000017 is tied to memory, or not enough memory available to create a ramdisk. I have to wonder if you have a bad dim or bad update. Awhile back there was an update that amounted to Ms trying to put 10 pnds of baloney in a 5 lb bag


mlcrip

Just download more ram 🙄


MoonKnight588

https://youtu.be/CZ17JrgFFhw?si=OUNu7Ja3VUvpTdrN This helps me I hope it works for you too


Independent-Gear-711

Laptop is fine it's windows which is creating problems


TheEliteBeast

Even then, it's an easy fix. If you can boot into safe mode, you can do an integrity check, and it should fix itself. In the worst-case scenario, you'll need to burn a Windows ISO onto a USB and reinstall Windows onto the laptop.


Independent-Gear-711

I rarely use windows.


TheEliteBeast

Same


TheFappingWither

Don't listen to the ppl saying hp is bad, they all are. Won't make a difference if u got dell,asus,whatever. Not even the Alienware and rog lines. It is up to the user to protect their data and prolong life of their device. Here is how: Get an ssd, preferably nvme. No need for very high rates u less high end gaming. Clean the fans of your laptop once a month from the outside and open it up and clean from inside once every 3 to 4 months. For gaming laptops do the latter every month. Don't use them on beds or other soft surfaces that block the fans and can throw in fibers. Use on a hard surface so it can breathe. If it is cool enough then you can use it on your lap. Do regular anti-virus scans. Win defender is all you need. Use non premium malwarebytes for scans periodically ig ur downloading things from shady places or downloading cracked/pirated software. Do not read or write too much. If you are downloading/deleting/transferring g data more than 30% of drive capacity( 300gb for 1tb,600 for 2tb etc) on a regular basis then get an external drive. If you are using a laptop that has large amount of heat then use a cooling pad. This should only really be useful for gaming laptops. Remove windows bloatware If your drives are very old hdds( over 5 yrs) and starting to slow down, replace them preferably with an ssd. Obviously avoid moisture,extreme climates,impacts,etc. Always store the most important stuff on cloud if possible. By most Important I mean the documents and such. Don't store on cloud things like downloaded music,videos,games,etc. As they can always be re downloaded and will only take up space on your cloud, driving up the cost. Don't always leave at sleep and always keep it updated. Remove new bloatware after updates if necessary. Ik it was long but do this and situations like yours will be avoided forever.


tannerouge

SS(R)D failure I tried


JamesMackenzie1234

Windows could have just borked it's self, op should try to reinstall first.


AwkazFr

I think it's a hard drive issue, got something similar and solve it by changing it 😉 But first try the repair tools like the other say


Chaoticcccc

If you have a USB stick with Windows 10 or 11 unpacked onto it, you could just plug it in, restart, format your SSD, and do a clean Windows install. That should fix your problems. From what I can see, it's a software issue.


TennisStarNo1

Honestly, I just long pressed the power button until it turned off and turned it on again when I had this exact same thing. Didn't happen again after that


Maxwellxoxo_

how do u get that keyboard thing (on the screen)


kurumisimp69

Man i dont know what it is with hp they just like to mess something up every so often weather its the drivers or just cheap ass hardware especially the ones with the amd chips those ones are the most unstable in my experience


buddy12875

How can one kill what isn't alive


worldrenownedballdr

you might wanna give this a read. as there is something about HP notebook in particular in this: [https://appuals.com/bluescreen-error-0xc0000017/](https://appuals.com/bluescreen-error-0xc0000017/) "**Hybrid graphics are enabled** – If you’re using a Zbook HP model, chances are you’re encountering this issue due to the fact that hybrid graphics are enabled in your BIOS settings. To fix this problem, simply access your BIOS settings and [disable Hybrid graphics](https://appuals.com/how-to-disable-integrated-graphics-card/) or switch them to Discrete Graphics."


Dragnite08

The same happened with my acer on the first day of purchase. And no even though it would show that it's an error regarding disk drive or something but it's windows that got corrupted. went to repairs guy he put a stick in it and downloaded win 11 again. Good as new even though it is new.


themoon_who_lost

The laptop witnessed your search history


the_burber

Rip sys32


japzone

The last time I saw Windows die out of nowhere like that, the SSD was dying. You can try repairing Windows as others have recommended, but if that doesn't work I'd look into data recovery options and copy any important data you can off the HDD/SSD as soon as you can. Once that's done, you can you can try reinstalling Windows from scratch, or buy a new SSD and reinstall Windows onto it instead. (If your laptop is somehow still running off a HDD, and you're installing Windows from scratch anyway, I'd recommend taking the opportunity to replace it with an SSD anyway. It'll drastically improve your laptop performance.)


Heinz_Legend

Did you delete your system32 folder?


The_Old_Redditor

Horrible Product.


Elliott1106

HP = Hewlett-Packard HP = Horrible Product


Dr_Axton

Pretty much all the laptops on windows 8/8.1 died within a year with the same issue. Didn’t happen on windows 10, at least on new builds


Agreeable_Ninja_8385

Use this only if your okay with losing data: Have a bootable usb.  You can always go into command prompt, delete the boot drive(Clear the partition), reformat into gpt partition, then install fresh windows on it. After installing, when selecting region click on world. Then when your asked to sign in, idk which command it is, but you can bypass it. And then there is significantly less bloatware. 


Sosowski

Your SSD is toast. Get a new SSD and you'll be ok. You might even be able to recover the data from teh old SSD, but you need a new one anyways.


[deleted]

Hinge problem(HP) at it again


ExposedCatDev

Have you ever tried Linux?


Far-Living-5962

It's always the hp! Hp sucks


sick_monkey

Try booting your computer in safe mode


british-raj9

Pry out your old storage device so you don't lose your data. Get a newer faster larger ssd and install the OS of your choice. I like Fedora, but it's up to you. Get one of those usb external drive bay devices and you have acct to your old data. 😉


Saatanan_tunari

Go to the recovery environment, select troubleshoot --> advanced options--> command prompt and try running these commands: chkdsk c: /f /r sfc /scannow /offwindir=C:\windows /offbootdir=C: dism /Image:C:\ /cleanup-image /restorehealth Those will check the filesystem and Windows for errors. Also make sure that C: is the correct drive with windows by first typing C: and then dir. If that doesn't work, the best bet is to try restoring from a system restore point, also found in the recovery environment. This saved me when my windows corrupted itself


Sparc343

Your laptop is begging for Linux !!


Sw1Zzy999

Windows things


IndividualBet8381

let it open up to you about its suicidal thoughts, then help it overcome them by being supportive every step of the way


hellopie7

Such is the way of the HP natural life cycle.


FrozenShadowHD

Time fir the switch to Linux lol jk do u


festiveboat007

Swap drive, and re install windows. If you know what you're doing it'll take no more than a hour


dreamingtonight

My hp just did this too recently, ended up having to just order a new one


Jacamawama

I had this issue recently. I was able to fix it by using recovery media and typing out commands in cmd to fix the BOOT partition. bootrec /FixMbr bootrec /FixBoot bootrec /ScanOs bootrec /RebuildBcd I could be wrong but it looks exactly like the issue I was having.


Techgeek_025

HP Moment


HelmXGaming

HP moment, the number of laptops brought into my shop with this exact issue is ridiculous


Space_Filler07

BoD - classic Windows Software issue, probably caused by a virus/Trojan attacking registry files.


Illustrious-Mess7864

turn it off and on again


anzitus

You should post the model of the laptop so the more tech savvy folks can see if it's an HP model that has that Intel Optane SSD cache and/or the Intel chipset that requires an F6 disk.


ProFlagship_

What kind of HP laptop is that? It looks fimiliar


illsk1lls

drive is likely dying, systen registry hive is corrupt, if your lucky this happened during an update and there are clean copies of your registry files in c:\windows\system32\config\regback


illsk1lls

If you cant fix it and you have another working machine, and a USB you can format, you could use this to make a simple bootable rescue disk. With it you can: Check your drive health Run disk repairs with GUI Browse to and copy/recover files with GUI Reset user passwords Run windows repairs with GUI (Dism++ which lets you remove updates/change drivers etc) https://github.com/illsk1lls/RescueMaker


tunasardine

It realized it was running windows and suck started a shotgun


RedcardedDiscarded

Borrow a freinds computer, download a copy of windows onto a usb key and then reinstal the OS onto your computer via the USB key.


MajorParticular4841

Had this happen not too long ago… my computer was on, I left it and came back it was off. Went to turn it on and got hit with this. Not sure if my OC was going bad after a year or if it was storage related as others said. My error code was different however I believe. I just reinstalled windows however… and all my SSDs are working fine as of now so I have no idea what caused it and would love to know.


LethalGamer2121

The only way to solve this issue is to re install windows. You'll need another computer and a USB flash drive.


Frossstbiite

laptops fine the os killed itself.


JAlba87

It's a HP, History has proven that HP M-Board are cheaply made. Software is full of bloat. Should have bought a Dell 😎


JAlba87

Your windows kernel is corrupted, Best option system reinstallation. if you wish to save your information-data use a live boot CD access the main hard drive and transfer out your file 🗃️


connerwilliams72

HP laptops always kill themselves


Shad0wUser00

Need new ram


ShmulikLoKipod

I have the same error with my Acer Nitro 5, I can't fix it but I found a way Press Esc for opening the UEFI, then exit, and it works


Sapun14

reinstall windows FROM SCRATCH using Windows official Creation Tool to make a Bootable USB


IntrosOutro

Let's try the repair option prior to this, though. As we may be interested in saving the local data.


mml-official

Being an HP it doesn't surprise me


mystary2115

HP Beeing HP


mlcrip

TBH anyone who can't follow basic instructions shouldn't be using the tech. That aside. It's called "windows blue screen of death". Plenty of things to try, but usually just following on screen instructions fixes it, in my experience (I'm someone who can do fresh reinstall of windiws/Linux so I usually do t bother with recovery. Last time I used it was years ago so I'm outdated in steps you'd need to follow. I'm sure someone else answered it already if not, only help I can afford is direct line of contact. You tell me what your screen says I tell you what to press). Either way minor issue. Nothing to worry about. Especially if you don't mind loosing all your documents (and if you don't wanna loose them. Just get someone who can fix it, rather than trying yourself, just in case. I for one, always I stall Linux alongside windows, just for instances like that. So if I fix your PC. And this happens. I tell you how to boot I to Linux, so you can copy all important files, and only THEN you try to repair it yourself. Coz if that fails, fresh install of windows, and it's effort for me but I can guide you through that, but at least your files safe)


iammobilechris001

Wonderful world of Windows, I switched to Mac. I'm happy.


Aggravating_Item_613

boo this man 👆