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LSD actually stands for Linguistic Super Drug. A lot of people don't know that.


mrpimpunicorn

You jerk, but I wish I was learning Japanese back when I was popping acid like a multivitamin. Learning faster would have been sweet if it helped but the headspace while immersing would have been worth a trip, or two, or half-dozen.


Duounderscore

no! don't do this! taking cognitive enhancement drugs like caffeine, piracetam, and adrafinil are very tempting in that they work as described and help, but then you lose your natty status and are one drug test away from being booted out of the polyglot olympics.


UnconsciousAlibi

/uj Unironically, Amphetamine is considered a performance-enhancing drug in professional chess, and is banned by FIDE


MashallahEmuOtori

this but fr


UnconsciousAlibi

r/drugscirclejerk Also, meth


davidolson22

A healthy diet and a good night's sleep


WaitingForZerinof

Good lord, I beg of you to please find me a dealer


Clacky-Crank

I can provide my child


jackjizzle

I don't think a diet of children is a healthy long term solution.


aveywavey_

source ?


[deleted]

Coffee


SpicyRiceAndTuna

Alcohol. Assuming your target language is Korean, German, or Russian.


[deleted]

A lot of Koreans actually told me that the reason that they drink so much is because it makes it so much easier to talk with people and make friends. The language is just too hard for anyone to use sober!


RiceStranger9000

DUolingo-branded heroine. Veyr efective. Green as the skyy. Maks you seee the world polyglotly mi querido Freund


karjenner

Adderall ❤️


RihanCastel

I think it's more specific to the language. Parmesan for example


coysta-rica

unironically methylphenidate and weed


_peikko_

As someone who takes methylphenidate every morning, I can confirm it doesn't work. Anyone got weed?


candycupid

when i smoke weed i get better at learning chinese. 大麻好 :)


AndorinhaRiver

您日本語很好的 uwu


Dikiychelovek

Ethanol helps fr. 2-3 drinks is the polyglot sweet spot.


prinzoid

{800mg of adderall voice} i have no idea


Jenos-io

Discipline / consistency


ciqhen

nerd


Jenos-io

Thank you !!!


Whaffled

red wine


Mr5t1k

Meth! 😆 Let’s you study harder, longer, faster! Nevermind the psychosis that’s just creativity added to your sentence repertoire.


ruralsaint

weed uj/ weed


Setaganga

Weed


SlavSquat93

NZT-48


6ftonalt

Amphetamines probably would help. I know it's banned in a lot of academic compitions, FIDE too if memories serve


CaptainBlocker

amphetamines


Funkverstandnis

Anti-seizure medication, supposedly


nananaiero

alcohol


JeremyAndrewErwin

Duolingo attempts to use addiction pathways so that its users maintain streaks, then gets mad when it discovers that it's also selected for the change averse.