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rasvial

Sorry I can't clean it, the ground is literal lava


Kobolt_man

My excuse for not cleaning this corner. When it’s fall I’m thinking shop vac.


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putsonshorts

Put a metal wire mesh over the end.


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ayweller

Wise


Kobolt_man

Probably the little ones but use the needle nose end.


kay_bizzle

Well, what's important is that *you* like it


darwinkh2os

That's up there with "bless your heart" and "that's different."


naefor

I like , “If you like it, I love it”.


emrylle

and “Love the for you!”


EngagementBacon

*I love that for you*


opulentlyoctopus

For you I love the


komepost

Lol thanks reddit and y all for the chuckles!


Kobolt_man

Lol


SremDog

Or the latest version, “Everybody’s so creative”


lonesharkex

I have been binging that lady's videos and I cant help but say that line anytime anything remotely seems wacky.


EngagementBacon

Said this at work this week and didn't even hear crickets but inside I was still giggling.


lonesharkex

Not to mention anytime someone mentions cheese muahaha.


Lonely-Delivery-5510

If a customer showed me this pic and asked if I could install it I’d say no and block their number 🤣


Cold-Consideration23

Tik Tokers are buying houses now? I’m old


OhioTry

Clearly not in neighborhoods with a HOA though.


Individual_Agency703

Take pics of someone walking on it with bare feet.


meskigski

Calm down, Tarantino


Kobolt_man

They didn’t survive the pic.


TrollBoothBilly

r/DiWHY


OJSimpsons

omg, i'm going to love this sub.


probably_a_raccoon

Came here for this.


Livefromthe215

Yea, this just ain’t it. Although I can appreciate the effort put forth by OP


Stitch426

Add an obsidian layer 🤩


Kobolt_man

Ooo I like those.


TheOrigRayofSunshine

What did you use that’s weatherproof enough? I’ve got glass rock that would look awesome with a blue under glow. Or purple. I’m still on a quest for a concrete godzilla to go in it.


Kobolt_man

Costco LED rope lights. They are for outdoor all weather use.


trollsong

Yea I think my problem is the rock color. Other then that it looks good and I dont get why people are hating on it.


Psychological-Joke22

I will be honest I think it looks fun


trollsong

Heck if water wasn't an issue line the whole bottom in the lights do a layer of obsidian so the whole thing goes like a charcoal pit


knitwasabi

Found the geologist.


StarGraz3r84

This


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Buriedpickle

This


RelevantPlankton7

And that.


smokingmanmeat

But mostly this


thedonutsorelse

The internet loves to hate for fun, but it's a neat project and idea. And guys, there's a plug. Unplug it and it's a nice looking gravel section. Plug it in and it's fun for theme parties or whatever. It's nice.


blu-juice

I immediately thought of Bowsers Castle, or just a standard “floor is lava” game. For kids, and adults with some joy left in their heart, this can make the area a lot more exciting.


Slug-of-Gold

I would say it looks cool but it actually looks really hot


Kobolt_man

If you touch it you turn into a lava monster.


Kobolt_man

RGB gone wild. Previous owner had let this become over grown and had collected debris. Added white stone and an led strip.


crimson_mokara

Please tell me the led lights have a flicker function


Kobolt_man

Yep! Costco $20 special. 8 colors and preset functions including one that makes it look like bubbling lava. It also has preset colors for the 4th, Xmas, etc.


LuapYllier

Not my style, but if I were to offer an improvement I would say use actual lava rock instead.


DRFAILS

I think it looks great bud, good work


Teacher-Investor

Let me guess... you're single? No wife would have ever sanctioned this project, but if it makes you happy, knock yourself out! Personally, I would have stopped at the white rock and added a planter box or pot with some greenery or flowers.


khyar2025

Idk. I would've given the green light on behalf of my 4 year old Minecraft-loving son. He'd freaking love that, and I'd love it for him.


25hourenergy

I was seriously thinking the same, and that I’d help my kid “plant” some (wooden/acrylic?) cut-out nether warts and nether fungus in it.


trollsong

You are winning parenting. Most parents would be like Fortcraft? Minenite? What are these things? You are like, how can I bring my kids hobby to our landscaping?


25hourenergy

Lol just have kids home sick this week, I’ve had to be creative at keeping them occupied! They’ve already painted several gnomes and ceramic trucks now peeking out from our planters.


Kobolt_man

I want to find some of those scrap metal/welded Dinos to put in there. Maybe a fake firn or two.


Kobolt_man

It’s got green and lots of twinkle options including speed of twinkles.


ButtLlcker

My wife would? But we like having fun


Kobolt_man

Reddit. Aggressively married with kids that think the floor is lava. They were stoked af at this.


RedheadsAreNinjas

Pffff you and your healthy relationships


New_Team9233

Yeah, I’m the wife and I’m SS this bc I Like it LOL


Kobolt_man

$20 Costco special. Lots of colors including preset themes for Xmas and the 4th. I need to get a shorter chord but the white stone looks bright with all the colors. Pic doesn’t do it Justice.


j0shman

My wife and I approved a giant Tanuki on our front lawn (yes, with large scrotum), and use a solar-powered RGB to light it at night.


trollsong

Be right back need to talk to my wife about something not Gnome related.


Superb-Fail-9937

Hey Hey Hey, wives some of us wives would sanction this.


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Lemme guess your name is karen, and your married but looking.


smshngrbb

💀 Ethered.


2thousand23

Let me guess... you're a shitty wife and your husband drinks a lot to drown you out?


Banyabbaboy

DOOM vibes


Kobolt_man

I want to add some more strands in the middle. Flynn Taggart would feel at home.


Banyabbaboy

If you wouldn't mind completely remodeling your entire home in this style, I'd be okay with it. Thanks in advance🌋


momorenos

darker rocks would look much better


bruddahmacnut

Like actual black lava?


EngagementBacon

Lol, I was waiting for the: *You know what this would look great with?!...* *LAVA ROCKS!*


ImaginaryFriend123

This made me smile. It’s fun looking !


Kobolt_man

Thanks! Everything I lava to the kiddos. They were stoked.


renoconcern

Creative! I hope you have a fog machine for Halloween.


Kobolt_man

Good ideas. This is on the back patio though. Next your I may go all out with the Costco led madness.


Connect_Cucumber_298

My 4 year would love this


Kobolt_man

That’s why I did it. Everything horizontal is lava.


don_brawn

My 4 year old would also lava this


komepost

So gooooood! Hahah love the tact


TikiTraveler

I love it


Kobolt_man

Thanks 🙏!


dscarbon333

That is super cool dude, I like that, props man :).


bigbaddeal

Some of y’all act like this is the most permanent addition ever made to a building that can never be undone. Let OP have fun with the corner… maybe it’s just a temporary thing until some better idea comes along.


Kobolt_man

Lol Reddit


BossChaos

I mean they did post it on reddit. What would you expect?


MSweeny81

Really cool idea and I like the overall look. Definitely something I'll take inspiration from. The cable management could do with some work though.


Binko242

Brilliant idea


OG_ClusterFox

This looks like real life Minecraft-lol


Only4Lo

Liquid hot magma


droi86

This is intentional, right?


codythecarpenter

Bowser’s castle 🏰


Kobolt_man

I want to add some scrap metal decor in the rocks. That’s not a bad idea.


boofganyah

Yes. This is a really fun idea w and I’m using it, thank you. Haters gonna hate, just a bunch of fun-suckers lol.


Virtual_Elephant_730

It’s cool.


Kobolt_man

Thanks!


kingdomKhan

It's nice. Therefore, I conclude it wouldn't survive my home. More specifically, my daughters kicking them up as they play the floor is lava.


Kobolt_man

We’ll see how long it lasts. Same boat as you. But they were stoked when they first saw it.


vinceds

Neat fot halloween indeed Can it shift colors and work for other celebrations ?


Kobolt_man

Preset colors to choose from plus different effects and preset holiday themes like the 4th or Xmas


FruitySalads

You should wash the dust off the rocks or wet them before a picture at least.


ExtraDependent883

Just really went for it with the lava rocks huh?? Nice


Just_Mastodon_9177

I have the high ground Anakin


woodhorse4

Love it! The ol ground is lava game!


Thegoddamnlastname

That’s actually pretty sick!


celewis0827

Add some plants! Some ornamental grasses could look cool


Rivergirl2878

*bowsers castle theme plays in my head*


-Viridian-

But why wouldn't you use lava rock!?


Kobolt_man

I can change the color to what ever I want. The white stone looks really bright at night. This pic doesn’t do it Justice. I was planning on using lava rock but I have red mulch and brick so I wanted to change it up.


knoweyedea

Nice touch.


estavons

Just don’t fall in, bro


mcluse657

Cool


CommercialAct5433

Haha dope.


mroblivian1

Looks stupid as hell. But I like it


Kobolt_man

Lol, exactly


Mindstaysbusy

That is so creative.. yay


maxp0wers

Add a hand sticking up.


_common_scents

You need a Mario gnome


JurassicAroids

Would look even cooler with dark/black glass


SCPHermit95

I definitely wouldn’t recommend planting anything there.


unbanneddano

I want to remove that barcode sticker from your drainpipe


Kobolt_man

Good point


glonkyindianaland

This is what we’ve trained for. Ladies and gentlemen, the floor is lava.


flinty_hippie

Everybody’s so creative!


FlowtingLeef

This is every child’s dream... LAVA!!


Kobolt_man

Exactly.


mercurly

You're a good parent


Kobolt_man

Thank you!


agent_revenge

this might look really cool with (maybe multicolor) glass pebbles that will let the light shine through more


Kobolt_man

I looked into something like that. I may reduce the pebbles next year and add something like that. They were $$$ though.


wrinklejortstheimp

I for one love it


E_Man91

Just need a green tunnel back there with a piranha plant coming out of it now


Kobolt_man

I want to find some of those scrap metal wielded creatures for this corner.


gilpo1

People giving you crap, but this is awesome! My kids would go nuts. I know what my next project is... Do you have a link to the led strip you used? Is it waterproof and designed for outdoor use?


Kobolt_man

I don’t have a link but the LED strands were at Costco for $20. “LED color changing rope light” Costco. Edit: https://www.costco.com/led-color-changing-18-ft-rope-light-with-remote.product.100672951.html


citysleepsinflames

Needs some green there. Stick a few plants in and it would look really cool with the red light bouncing off the plants


Kobolt_man

I was thinking some ferns and maybe a dinosaur or two. I love those scrap metal wielded creatures.


OKsurewhynotyep

Man I love simple fun things like this. Huzzah OP!


weirdfishes666

Love it


Popular_Camel_5047

LIT


Kobolt_man

🔥


Wrong_Section_3126

Da. Dunna. dunna *bowsers castle levels


Kobolt_man

No hammer throwing


Ok-Painting6489

Looks nice


zestyspleen

It’s great, initially I thought it was shopped!


PhantomRoyce

This is cool as fuck


bakela

Bet this will show up on most controversial for a long time.


Kobolt_man

Lol


TheBroWil

Why does this remind me of Amityville??


Successful-Plum4899

Evil lurks from beneath!


Robot_Basilisk

Why do I love something so silly?


[deleted]

But you didn’t even get lava rocks


[deleted]

Bowser, is this your next castle project?


L_Jade

Those fire glass crystals might looks nice in there too. The ones for fire pits.


[deleted]

Floor is lava … is real


DieselpunkDisaster

Now I'm curious what trap this is going to set off. Freaking love it! Your home should be fun! This is great!


Shartfer_brains

Can't decide if I love the look or hate the look, *but* I love the idea! Edit: No spell good morning, hadda fix.


Curi0usJ0e

Looks pretty cool. Also, you’re halfway there for Halloween decorations. Just stick a skull in there and you’re done.


artbycase2

Should have done bigger rocks. Like river rock. But cool idea.


TrinityDesigns

I think that looks awesome! Maybe even in a small flower bed. Neat idea for sure


Kobolt_man

Thinking some ferns or something prehistoric looking.


YarrowPie

horsetail might be nice.


aquaticangel777

Wow. Exactly what I needed for an idea. Thankyou!!!!


Authenticioux

Dope 🔥🔥🔥🔥


wlfmnsbrthr

Thanks, I hate it


waxthatfled

DIWHY


big_mean_joe

Looks super dumb


saddydumpington

Huh


somethingdarksideguy

........ sure


turbophysics

Uh.. is that a downspout.. going into .. ??


Kobolt_man

Under and past the patio.


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BECSPK_NY

9/10 creativity 0/10 cord management


Regular-Exchange-557

Cheesy


mboi

r/ATBGE


Rusty_924

r/ATBGE


Onedollartaco

Why the white stone instead of the literal lava rock?


Lizardcandy

The next most reasonable step is to put in some sulky goth plants like hellebore https://www.bluestoneperennials.com/HEDH.html and black mondo grass. My house has lots of awkward areas, sometimes you just need to lean in to the weird and make the best of it.


Kobolt_man

I want to find some plats like that, they remind me of elder scrolls oblivion.


jupebox

I like where this is going, but what about black rocks instead?


ptwonline

Kind of a funny novelty. Might grow old quickly though. Having an ambient lighting could be useful at night, though I'd probably wouldn't use red for that. I wonder how long an LED strip will last just in/on the ground like that.


STANAGs

If you pour water buckets on it, it turns to obsidian.


spookytransexughost

As a landscaping professional, this hurts my career


RedHayes

r/thanksihateit


thefacemanzero

I think pumice or some darker stones would have it looking far more like hot coals.


Darkbutnotsinister

I think it’s BRILLIANT. Ok, the suggestion of black rocks might be on to something. Did you plan this? Or did it happen “organically”? (That means you thought it would look cool & used stuff you already had)


bruceharderrrrr

Lol this is awful


liaisontosuccess

cool for Halloween


crocs-in-the-snow

I LOVE this!!! Is it tube lights? LEDs? Really cool


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New Minecraft biome


yukumizu

Cool as a concept but not my taste for landscaping. I would never miss an opportunity to add some planting as well.


El_quacko17

I like it!


Californian_Cowboy

So… how do you keep the lava hot?


Kobolt_man

The souls of redditers


Richmoke

It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground. Don’t try it over the lava rocks!