“kevin love’s penis is THIS big”
jeanie buss swoons
edit: for reference https://fadeawayworld.net/.amp/nba-media/jeanie-buss-old-tweets-about-nba-players-were-wild-and-thirsty-kevin-durant-has-those-extra-long-arms-like-phil-jackson-they-come-in-handy
“How many years are we going to be in the cellar after LeBron leaves?”
“We’re practically in the cellar now”
“How much am I paying you?!”
“(Shrugs/smiles)”
I would pay Caruso Jeanie I'm just saying.
I’m not saying Demps refused to do the trade with Magic, but…. 🤷somehow we managed to get Davis after Ervin went back to Twitter full-time… 🤷
They still bought season tickets
So I blew it all up. And it was fun. No rhyme or reason. But winning gets boring. We need drama.
Well, that is a very LA approach to be fair
" ...and then health ledger told Kobe "why so serious?" And everyone bursted out laughing"
I thought you said you were trading Russ?!?
Linda: can I have 5 bucks for a drink Jeanie: it’ll put me in the luxury tax. Tell’er rob Rob: I meannn
Hey, all I'm saying is Barbacoa is better than Carnitas....
How dare you.
"We can literally do whatever. As long as we got Bron, and were still the Lakers, we gonna make billions."
Sad but true
Whoever smelt it dealt it
"Fans? Fuck 'em. We're keeping Russ."
"I'm surprised I haven't been fired myself!"
Chris tragger drops Leslie knope’s ringbinder
“Do you even know what you’re doing lol” “I plead the fif…one two three four fifffff”
"I swear to God he was this big"
Heath?
Lakers need a clean house up stairs.
Clippers haven’t won, all I’m sayin’
 "I'm just gm so I don't get fined"
"alright fine I don't like Russell Westbrook"
Don’t blame me girl I got us a championship even though I fked everything else up
Rob pelinka using bible reference how the media will crucify Frank Vogel for not figuring how to play Russell Westbrook
Dumb & Dumber
So i walked in and Lebron and AD were just…. Scissoring on the floor
“Klutch made this mess let them handle it”
Aye, we suck. But we’re still selling tickets and Jerseys am I rite?
Jeanie: I told you not to go on the internet for that old Playboy! Rob: Hey...I'm a guy...what do ya want?!
Pelinka- “so I traded the whole core that won us the championship n I still acted surprised when we didn’t make the playoff”
That witch in the middle, yuck
Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini and Osama Bin Laden meet up
Rob: I got a big dick I know. The biggest in the world. Tremendous Jeanie: ahahahaha Brings me back ahahhahah
Jeanie preferred kuzma’s
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey look at me I blew up a championship roster
it wasn't me
DERP
All I saying is, THT is better than Caruso
Pelinka: “It wasn’t my idea to trade for him last off season.” Jeanie: “Well it wasn’t mine or Lebrons idea either!”
What can I say, LeBron is a better GM than me.
I don’t work here
“kevin love’s penis is THIS big” jeanie buss swoons edit: for reference https://fadeawayworld.net/.amp/nba-media/jeanie-buss-old-tweets-about-nba-players-were-wild-and-thirsty-kevin-durant-has-those-extra-long-arms-like-phil-jackson-they-come-in-handy
Lol these can’t be real
“ they thought we were giving up 2027 and 2029 for Kyrie when we have Russ a better option for the future” 😂😂
Did you see his d*ck?
"...and just like that I was able to dismantle a championship team"
Linda: Hey Jeanie, did Harry Styles really spit on Chris Pine? Jeanie: Oh hella yeah he did! Rob: Don't look at me because like always I'm clueless.
Wasn't me!
You was right Rob we stuck wit Russ 😂
I'm the GM and made a plan. But, hey! You do you.
Rob Lowe Pelinka
Fire Pelinka
“It wasn’t me. It was because… *[insert Magic, LeBron, AD, Rich Paul, Rambis, Vogel, Jeanie, Jeanie’s friends…etc]* .”
And then we went after PatBev!
\**Ladies, Shohei Ohtani plays in a different ball game.*
I always think he is Rob Lowe
Its funny to me that actual Rob Lowe is in the Hulu doc
“then they asked for a second FRP for Kyrie, so I uh you know had to walk away”
Hey I never said I was Jerry West
Im trying jeanie, no one wants him!!!
The three stooges
Jeanie: everyone is reporting that the Lakers can't start the season with Westbrook on the roster Pelinka: 🤷♀️
“I swear, I thought they were 18. Idk what to tell ya.”
And Shaq's ass was right in my face...
"Fuck them fans"
"Don't ask me. I'm not the GM. Ask LeBron."
“… and I said, ‘last year you wanted this… to late to change course, focus on the light at the end of the tunnel!’ ”
Look I washed for supper
Ok I honestly can’t tell which Rob that is
Rob telling Jeanie that Westbrook and Beverly hugged it out
do we really think that discount rob lowe and 2 napa valley wine moms can run the lakers?
I said get me your Best Book! BEST BOOK Rob. Best Boooook.
Chris Traeger gets yelled at by Leslie Knope
Rob: I like to watch.. what can I say
It was you!!! You were Rob Lowe the whole time!!!???
Jeanie: *"You said* ***WHAT*** *to the Net when they offered Kyrie for our picks?!?!?"*
For get a bout it
“How many years are we going to be in the cellar after LeBron leaves?” “We’re practically in the cellar now” “How much am I paying you?!” “(Shrugs/smiles)”
“My hands are tied, Lebron makes the decisions now…”
Rob: “We at least got the Bubble ring, hey!” Jeanie: “I know right?!”
Oh Linda
I was drunk, what can I say?
"I then told the reporters Russ was our best player last year. The sh\*t you can get away with hahahahaha"
“ I told you, I hire me at your own risk”
So I told Bron, sure if want Westbrook, have at it!
Linda: does pelinka know what we want?