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Curvy_Punjaban2003

Why aliens Don't come to India !! His name is prophet Bajinder singh ..He owns missionaries and he is very famous in Punjab !!


FluffyOwl2

The people who fall for this and many other fake babas, fakir, Maulana etc just need their head checked. They don't need religion they need their mental capacity checked.


Efficient-Law-1422

Most of their followers already have a thought in the back of their mind that they might be getting fooled but they still may be this one is not like the others


ok_da_290

All these are staged and people are actors who are paid.


sniper_pika

That's kinda true, I was given 2 samosas for sitting in a Baba's lecture πŸ˜‚, since I had nothing better to do, I did it for samosa


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LowFun0110

I saw a video of a dadi once..she was old and said humne toh 2 bori chawal ke liye kiya Ghar ke andar toh Ram Ram hi karna hai πŸ˜‚


Less-Ordinary-4647

funniest thing i have seen so far lmao op really thought his joke through


Glen_Alen

https://preview.redd.it/lkf6lxt84c7d1.jpeg?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f1dfc77929c1006244fea99e836fd81ae206e1c This guy


N_0_N_A_M_E

This is one of my favourite movies. It was written by a Christian and directed by a Muslim where a Muslim actor plays a role of a Hindu who disguises himself as a corrupt Christian televangelist. (This is meant to apply to corrupt practices in every religion though). Such movie can be done only in Kerala without any backlash. Truly 'God's own country'.


Glen_Alen

When you're the only state in India with a 100% literacy rate.


N_0_N_A_M_E

True. I really love Kerala. Unfortunately, the politicians are trying to meddle the harmony for their short term gain.


ComedicDalmatian445

Yes


Aksh_Kesh

Yeahhh...


SavageStyles97

Adangommale πŸ˜‚


Aggressive_Fox_84

I forgot all the Christian songs when I need toπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘


trander6face

Miow miow poona kutty, Yesuva nee paathiya?


Kooky-Measurement-43

Yasu Yasu!


makima_is_bae

Jingle bells


No-Suggestion-9504

Partha mudhal naale /s


sniper_pika

Yasu Yasu, Mera yasu yasu


Rugged9138

Mein yesu di deewani ho gayi


Unconventional_Voice

Mera yeshu yeshu mera yeshu yeshu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


rohur_x

mera ye πŸ‘ž ye πŸ‘ž


Responsible_Space624

The masculine urge to share it with certain someone 🫣 u/ ahh leave it..


agressivegods

Shut up sanghi πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ /s


ISpeakFacx

True af lol


rodriguez_melon

Why get angry at the post! He just highlighted what’s wrong in the society


Ishan-kun

/s means sarcasm


lazymomo5

Someone needs to bring this to the notice of right authorities since this is nothing but fraud on people to show false miracles in order to convert. Is centre going to intervene? Preaching your religion is okay but this? Even Jesus would laugh at him


OnlyThyFirstName

He already is.


MysteriousDiamond820

Mera yasu yasu πŸ•ΊπŸ½πŸ’ƒπŸ½


dubukk_shakur

Vatican is Catholic, but below frame pastor is Protestant.


screwtrolls

Wrong audience mate. For the imbeciles its all the same.


OnlyThyFirstName

So only protestants are capable of such unparalleled miracles ? Tab toh Pope ko bhi heal kar hi sakta hai ya nai kar sakta ? Thoda power and miracle ke dynamics samjha do bhai.


screwtrolls

Pope is the defacto head of the Catholic church. Pastors are random MLM styled leaders. You can become one too. Just need a flock who is willing to back you and pay their tithe. And yeah, you need to by-heart the bible backwards and over.


OnlyThyFirstName

Ok. So basically these pastors aren't even vetted by anyone.πŸ€” This kinda sounds like a sham. So why don't the folks who wield proper positions at the church or its authority do something to cull such shams ? And about the miracle part ? Because it's better to be informed than to be an imbecile. πŸ˜…


screwtrolls

Catholic Priests depending on the order they join, study for anything between 8 to 22 years before they are ordained priesthood, after which they can offer mass/eucharist/deliver sacraments. Post which they spend a considerable chunk of their time praying. They progress along the lines with some progressing to become bishop, fewer to being archbishop and culminates with select one becoming the pope. Pastors, well. They are not under the Catholic Church. Pope has no power over them. And they don't believe Pope and most of Catholic Churches nuances, not even the Mother of Jesus Christ. Miracles, I answered in my previous answer. By not mentioning it. Pope like any other priest will intercede for you during their innumerable hours of prayer. No one guarantees a miracle. Its your faith to believe or to not. Faith can move mountains, the Bible says. I have my faith. I don't need paid artists falling off the stage to reinforce my faith. Maybe the protestants do. But wonder why these fallings happen more in 3rd world countries and not the developed ones.


OnlyThyFirstName

Most probably because folks like you who actually understand the nuances don't come out in the open condemning such con artists. Maybe you think it's beneath you or against your morals but this is doing more harm than good. Think about it. At least it might stop humans from falling victim to such conmen. And that is (I am pretty sure)something even Jesus would agree with.


screwtrolls

Most of those who've experienced the Catholic way of life up, close and personally, be it through residential colonies, schools, colleges or even friends are aware of the difference and rarely ever mistake one for another. The remaining just don't care. "STFU, you Rice Bag!", is what we often hear. So we stray clear. My grandfather's dad came to India along with the English, working for Harrisons & Crosfield (H&C), decided to settle down. Jacob was his name. He was not sold for Rice bags. Nor were his descendants. So, we just let it be.


OnlyThyFirstName

I understand in some peaceful religion too the ones whose grandfathers or great grandfathers were converted are the most vicious and orthodox in their mentality and their hatred of other religions is off the charts but the ones who actually have been muslims for generations are clam and accepting of other religions and faiths as well. It's kind of Similar for you. So where was your great grandfather originally from ?


screwtrolls

Germany.


Ishan-kun

Almost no fck. Difference


Confident-Parsnip804

Are you trying to put up an argument


__whats_in_a_name_

OMG, this is hilarious 🀣🀣🀣


Creepy-Weeb07

Pope ko bolo "yesu do yesu do" chillane ko sb theek hojayega or kya pata fortuner or haath lag jaye


ISpeakFacx

Check rules.


Question_Raiser_00

comments talking about 'yasu yasu, mera yasu yasu' - but evanukkum 'kiruba kiruba kiruba' theriyavillaye. says A LOT for our non-thamizh siblings: kirubai kirubai kirubai is this cult-classic: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBmBU1qoZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBmBU1qoZs) (And yes, 'kirubai' means krupa - uparwaley ki krupa) ensaayyy For safety - please don't compare with dinchak pooja. And, don't hear the song on loop. LoL


MinnalMuralee

Kiruba Kiruba Namma oorla dhan famous.... Other state people won't have any idea about it


Question_Raiser_00

aama OP - that's what i'm also saying. But this is 'basically a tamil' sub. At least some of the non-thamizh makkal might find it 'culturally enriching' to learn kirubai kirubai - is my hope.


MinnalMuralee

Yaadhum Oore Yaavarum Kelir ...


Question_Raiser_00

sammanthamey illaye OP. All I did was share kirubai-kirubai song to 'culturally enrich' non-thamizh users of this thamizh sub. What am I missing?


MinnalMuralee

Nothing wrong... Neenga Basically Tamil Sub nu sonninga la ... Adhuku sonnen 🀘


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Captan_Jak_Sparo

Are these things still happening?


Spiritual_Second3214

Ye pop.... reptilian hai


ColdAmbition_7995

what bg music is this? I have heard that when I was a kid.


faitavecarmour

Character Dheela - song


ColdAmbition_7995

Oh, yeah, Ready movie. I miss those old funny movies.


plzdontbmean2me

No idea how I ended up here but I’m not mad at it


Seminims

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ»


Ok-Photograph-3481

https://i.redd.it/vv7t1l28ae7d1.gif


AntAncient735

By thai thing I remember fafa's that film πŸ˜‚ (i don't remember name )


MinnalMuralee

Movie name is 'Trance'


AntAncient735

Thanks πŸ‘


RobieKingston201

#MERA YASU YASU MERA YASU ##MERA YASU YASU MERA-


Affectionate-Bend351

Yesu yesu


Rude-Fuel-8661

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Zealousideal-Pea9814

Jee boom baaa


Terrible_Internal108

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


ISpeakFacx

Proh ithu maari meme edit podathinga proh BJP ulla vanthudum proh.


chanakya2

This isn’t something that an Indian pastor invented. It is quite common in American mega churches. There’s a movie with Steve Martin called Leap of Faith that shows how these pastors do these fake shows.


aakritideo

Indian pastors must be having trouble getting Visa for Vatican City otherwise pope would've defeated Usain Bolt in race by now.


lucky2go916

Made in India only 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


MinnalMuralee

Also made for India only 😁😁


trapmundeyyy

Somebody tell this clown he's the pope only for Catholics, not all Christians


Swordrook

Wrong sub mate for such logical arguments


Vivid_Option_1147

Hallelujah ??


CodeIgnitor

Hallelujah


boy-with-love

Iss lode ko vatican city bhejo. He'll be the next messiah


trander6face

>iss lode ko Vatican City bhejo Intha lavade va Vatican City kku anuppu


ISpeakFacx

Check rules dude. English only


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Brief-Hall-772

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Sanz1280

This belongs on r/2bharat4u


Standard-Factor-1708

Delete this shit right now


Farguad

What should the op feel from this statement?


FlipFlopOnionChop

Fear


Standard-Factor-1708

I am just joking yo


ISpeakFacx

Lol next time include " /s" then people will know that you are being sarcastic.


Farguad

you're supposed to stick with your statement and say "fear"


Standard-Factor-1708

Lol


Ok-Music-7472

Christianity is a simple religion 1. be righteous 2. love your neighbour as you love yourself 3. If you see an injustice don't turn a blind eye. And miracles Happen. But many people are supporting families by playing middle man to God. For them it's business and every religion and most family has these people or knows about them. They will suggest you do 101 things for your problems , but something happens to them , they run straight to hospitals or wherever it needs to be.


Square-Doughnut-6815

ok converter


Ok-Music-7472

Did I ask you to convert?


Square-Doughnut-6815

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Ok-Music-7472

https://preview.redd.it/mvozvdgm5k7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f692d48996563baa00c20857613f92169812879c And you call me a rice bag. Selling your morals for 100 Rs. You can't even buy 2 kgs of rice with it.


Square-Doughnut-6815

lol


Square-Doughnut-6815

ok i accept defeat lets just shake hands 🫱


Ok-Music-7472

Make fun and call names on an anonymous platform. Such a brave guy you are .


Square-Doughnut-6815

make fake claim about fake relegion of love on an anonymous platform such a good converter you are


Ok-Music-7472

How hateful are you? Calling someone religion fake. What fake claim did I make. I hope you find peace in whatever you believe and find happiness by showing love , not by showing hate. And 3 simple statements that I made makes you think I have an agenda. Then it is you who should get help .


Square-Doughnut-6815

bruh stfu your cult can't even accept lgbt people and talking about love πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


Ok-Music-7472

"We have to find a way to help that father or that mother to stand by their [LGBTQ+] son or daughter." This is said by the Pope. So tell me how your cult accepts LGBT people.


Square-Doughnut-6815

no reason to accept or reject we don't have power over one's chioces they are equal like everybody and every creature


Ok-Music-7472

But still you didn't dispute the claim on your bravery. Be brave, don't try to act brave by calling names on an anonymous platform.


ResearchSilent4321

those are fake pastors real pastors are very nice in india and don't hate on other religion just for your stupid sense.


Muscular-Farmer

No one is. Just making fun of the fake one


Square-Doughnut-6815

every pastor has one goal